Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 638
[Chapter 586: The teacher always said that study and life should be relaxed, work and rest… I just said…]
“Bet?” Jiang Cheng glanced at Yueyong strangely, and then showed a look of contempt, “Hey, what’s going on?”
“It’s nothing to do with you.” Yueyong replied coldly, turning her face away.
“Is that so…” Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and showed a smile on his face, “Then the consolation trip has nothing to do with me, you guys have fun.”
“The time is five o’clock tomorrow morning, prepare in advance.” After saying that, Yueyong opened the sliding door and stepped out of Jiang Cheng’s room.
“Hey, wait a moment for me,” Jiang Cheng stopped him with a blank expression, “Didn’t they all say it’s okay with me? Why did you tell me the time? If you don’t go, I won’t go even if you say anything! ”
Whatever you want…” The
next
day, early in the morning, it was just dawn, and Jiang Cheng, who was curled up in the bed and still snoring, suddenly felt a biting coolness penetrate through the gap in the bedding, and his body shook subconsciously. Then he tucked the quilt tightly.
“Is the air conditioner… broken?” Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and shrank into a ball, and complained a little unhappily, “It’s really… this kind of weather…”
Jiang Cheng suddenly felt something wrong or Said a very subtle sense of incongruity, and then slowly opened his eyes.
Looking at the group of Miss Baihua who held himself and the quilt in the air, Jiang Cheng took a deep breath after being silent for a long time.
“Here… where is it?!” Jiang Cheng jumped down wrapped in the quilt, and complained angrily with white eyes, “What is the situation?!”
“What is the situation?” A Miss Baihua looked confused, “It’s just a consolation trip…”
“That’s why…” Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and said, “your consolation trip has nothing to do with me! Ha…ha…ha Qiu!! It’s really terrible for this kind of snow. Cold weather…”
Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was shivering with snot hanging on the quilt, Yueyong’s eyes seemed to contain only contempt.
Jiang Cheng, who was still fighting a cold war, spit out his face expressionlessly: “Why…why are you looking at me with that kind of contempt? What did I do? Did I do anything bad? You are the ones who did bad things, right! It’s the weather that drags people out, right! By the way, what kind of bet did you make with them, Yueyue? Is it me? The bet is like this Did Da Lengtian play such a prank on me?! Give me a little more!”
“Actually, the leader is…”
A young lady Baihua was about to speak, but was suddenly interrupted by Yueyong.
“Shut up!” Yueyong hurriedly shouted, but her face turned red involuntarily. At the same time, because she was too flustered, a few kunai on her body accidentally fell or were thrown out. And even more coincidentally, all the kunai were pinned to Jiang Cheng’s head exactly.
Pfft…
Jiang Cheng, who was lying face down on the snow, rolled his eyes, struggled to raise his head, his forehead covered in blood, twitched the corners of his mouth and asked cautiously, “That… I said something I shouldn’t have said. Why? For…why?”
“Ah, sorry.” Yueyong walked over slowly, squatted down and pulled out the kunai from Jiang Cheng’s head one by one, “If you don’t pay attention…”
” Your inattentiveness is really… terrifying.” Jiang Cheng lowered his head and muttered silently, “If you are not careful, you will shoot something incredible, if you are not careful, you will take away the most important life of others… …”
…
On the other side, Momo, who had heavy dark circles on his face, accompanied by Katakuri Hu, came to Yoshihara just before dawn …
“I’m so sorry…” Hirona’s face showed a touch of smear. With an apologetic smile, “Jiang Chengsang’s words just left.” “Let’s
go?” Maomao was puzzled, “What do you mean by departure…”
“It’s just a simple consolation trip,” Sun Wheel explained with a smile, and then as if he suddenly thought of something, he smiled softly and sighed, “But I didn’t expect that child to think about that man. When I was there, I even arranged this kind of consolation trip without telling him.”
“Why did you leave me alone?!” Qingta, who was wearing the apprentice uniform of the dojo, was unhappy while waving the bamboo sword for practice in her hand. He muttered, “Also… they said that there is no need to go to the dojo, why do you continue to practice? I also want to go skiing! It’s too unfair! The adults are all too cunning! Cunning!”
“Harita , in three more hours, you can stop and rest for five minutes.” Sun Rin waved his fists and said with a smile, “Come on~”
“Ah——! It’s not good——! It’s very hot!!” Tai swung the bamboo sword and shouted in a broken way.
“Skiing…” Seeing the heavy snow falling uninterruptedly, Mao Mao murmured softly, then turned around to look at Hirona again, and smiled politely, “Then don’t bother.”
… The one who
walked out of the gate of Yoshihara Maomao, before he had time to say anything, Song Pinggong spoke first.
“Don’t worry, I won’t say anything like this.” Song Pinggong put his hands in his coat pockets and said slowly, “Also, don’t show such a disappointed expression again, one day men will become It’s like this. Although it’s really a little early for you. At this age, you have already caught up with the speed of a man of my age…”
“Katakuri Tiger,” Momo didn’t care, and said slowly, “the one I said earlier. The matter of skiing…can I trouble you again?”
“Huh?” Song Pinggong was stunned for a moment, his small eyes under the sunglasses slowly glanced at Mao Mao, and when he saw the slightly soft expression on Mao Mao’s face After expressing his expression, he sighed in a low voice, “There’s no way, since it’s your request, then I can only let the old man go again. It just happens to be a vacation for those stinky boys…”
… …
really choose the group colony.
“Ha? A consolation trip?” Shi Shi, who was leaning in front of the door and looking at the snow, turned around and looked at Kondo who was sitting in the kotatsu in the house with a strange look.
“Ah,” Kondo nodded and said solemnly, “”In such a cold weather, the surfers should be hibernating.” “Let’s go skiing to boost our morale,” Father Matsudaira said.
”
“What kind of wind is this blowing?”
Shi Shi, with a cigarette in his mouth, leaned against the door with his hands in his trouser pockets, and retorted casually with his eyes closed, “How could it be possible to leave Edo and run out to play?
Besides, that uncle usually told us “even if we crawl, we have to crawl to work”, so I felt suspicious no matter how I thought about it.
”
You’re thinking too much,” said Zongwu, who was also sitting in the kotatsu. “We’ve been working non-stop since we joined the crew. If human beings are corrupt in their hearts, they can’t accept it.” Someone else’s kindness.
”
“A guy with a corrupted soul has no right to speak of me.”
Shishi turned around and retorted without hesitation.
“If you’re really worried about Edo…” Sogo spoke again and suggested, “It’s better to divide into the Kondo group and the Hijikata group, and let one group stay.”
If it was Hijikata-san, he would definitely be able to protect Edo by himself.
The
Tufang who reacted instantly complained: “Why is there only Tufang-sang in the Tufang team?
Why has it been decided that I will stay alone?
”
Let’s go together,” Sogou persuaded Kondo, who was pinching his chin and closing his eyes in thought, “Even an orangutan has to hibernate.”
”
I’m not an orangutan…” Saying that, Kondo picked up an orange from the table and peeled it off on his own, completely ignoring the pistol muzzle that appeared beside him at some point.
??!!
A gunshot sounded Afterwards, looking at Kondo who was slowly falling to the ground, Shi Shi hurriedly shouted, “Near… Kondo-san!
!
”
If you don’t want to hibernate, then sleep here forever.”
“The culprit of the gunshot just now——Matsuhei Gong said with a cigarette in his mouth, “Beasts that don’t know how to rest their fangs can’t survive the winter.
”
“A… Uncle!” Only then did Shi Shi notice the person coming.
“It’s fine if you’re alone, Kondo.” The pistol in Matsudaira’s hand was still pointing at Kondo who fell to the ground, “but you are the gorilla who is the leader of the clan.
” He slowly got up, biting the orange that had been pierced by the bullet, his eyes widened, and there was still a feeling of shock on his face.
“Okay… so dangerous!!” Kondo said inarticulately.
“One of your judgments can make the tribe disappear into the snow. Even so, if you have to rely on those fragile fangs to rush forward, then I will break your fangs here.”
Saying that, Songhei once again took the pistol .
The muzzle of the gun was directed towards Kondo’s head.
“Do you want to see tomorrow? Don’t want to see tomorrow? Choose for me now, if you don’t choose within three seconds, I’ll blow your head off. One…”
??!
??!
??!
Kondo, who hurriedly lay on the ground, hugged his head and curled his head into a ball dodging bullets, shouted, “What about two and three?!”
“Who knows that kind of numbers ?” If
you live for a while, you can survive.”
Saying that, Song Pinggong stepped forward and asked Shishi, who was leaning against the door and closed his eyes, silently: “Hey, Shishi, what are you going to do? Rest or die? Hurry up and choose for me, hurry up and choose for me!”
Shi Shi didn’t care about the muzzle of the gun pointed at him in Songpinggong’s hand, “If I want to stay, someone must help Boss Kondo clean up the mess.”
“No, you have to rest too .
.” Matsudaira retorted instantly, and then pulled the trigger again.
??!
Slightly tilted his head, Shi Shi, who escaped Song Pinggong’s shot on the door frame, muttered a little speechlessly: “How much do you want us to rest?”
Song Ping Gong took a step forward and put the pistol on Shi Shi’s forehead. , There was a bit of gnashing feeling on his face, “Uncle, I’m just worried about you! I said that there is no other meaning!”
Sogo, who was sitting in the kotatsu by the side, stared blankly at the farce in front of him with squinting eyes.
Of course, it wasn’t that there was no mental activity at all, “Shoot! Shoot! You shoot!” Sogo shouted in his heart.
“I really can’t see that you are really worried about us…” Looking at Mr. Songping, who was gnashing his teeth in front of him, Shi Shi silently complained.
“Yo Xi! Then decide to participate with all members! Go get ready!” Matsudaira made a decision for everyone very readily.
“Awesome~ Dad, you are still good~” Zongwu praised.
“Ah—” Song Pinggong seemed to suddenly think of something, and added again, “There is one more thing I want to tell you, someone said that he wants to travel with you, and it’s not that kind of bothersome anyway. The guy, just take care of it.”
… the
other side.
“Ha Qiu!” Jiang Cheng sneezed, put on his winter coat and tied a thick scarf, sniffled and shivered, then showed contempt, “What on earth are you thinking? Why do you want to go skiing on your consolation trip? Can’t you find a hot spring or something?”
“Are you sure you want to go to a hot spring?” Yueyong raised her eyes and glanced at the excited Baihua crowd, then glanced at Jiang Cheng again, “Okay. Yes, but if something bad happens, I… don’t care.”
After being silent for a long time, Jiang Chengcai narrowed his eyes again and showed a smile, “That’s right, skiing is pretty good. In winter, there will only be skiing. Everyone, are you ready?”
“OK!” ×n
“Then, first of all, two people… take the cable car!” A group of Baihua people
who started fighting in an instant, “Then… can’t fight!” Only then did the group of Miss Baihua stop.
“Really, you arranged a consolation trip for your subordinates, but you should serve snacks.” Jiang Cheng spread his hands and complained helplessly.
“Hurry up.” With that, Yueyong turned around and got on the cable car that just arrived.
“Then me too…” Jiang Cheng just turned around and was stopped by a group of Miss Baihua before he could even start.
“Jiang Cheng sama, come with me!”
“No, let’s go with me!”
“Let’s get out of the way, Jiang Cheng sama clearly wants to join me!”
“You guys get out of the way! I just watched a love movie about skiing, and today is finally the time to practice! Jiang Cheng sama, I will use my body to keep you warm after the avalanche!”
“Let go of Jiang Cheng sama! I want to warm Jiang Cheng sama! It’s me! Whether it’s there or there, I’ll take care of it all!”
”
It’s me!”
“It’s me!”
“It’s me!”
.
com Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou’s eyes and was silent for a while, then looked at the shorter Baihua member who had been silent for a while, “Well, let’s make a team of two. They should not decide whether to win or lose today. It can’t be over.”
“Jiang Cheng sama…” The Baihua member replied in a low voice, “I’m… I’m still young, and… it will take a few years before that.”
“Huh?” Jiang Cheng once again Face expressionless.
“But!” The little girl Baihua said again, “If Jiang Cheng sama really wants that, I… I will endure it!”
“Do I look like that kind of person?!” Jiang Cheng Bai’s eyes were bursting with blue veins and he struggled to complain, “No way! I will never cross that warning line! By the way, what did you learn from them! Why can you think of such a thing?!”
Saying that, Jiang Cheng turned his face and folded his hands and spit, “Really, Yueyue didn’t know what she was thinking, but she sneaked away alone. It’s not my subordinate…”
(It’s still a chapter, The network… is still paralyzed, broken.)
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