Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 606
[Chapter 555: Love has no positive or negative!]
On the TV, the host explained unhurriedly:
“Now, [Love Sleep], which is very popular in Edo, is characterized by the fact that the time in the game is connected with the time in reality and is played in real time. When I wake up in the morning, I will say good morning to you. In the evening, I will say good night to you.”
“Because the game is too realistic, now in Edo, there are constantly appearing boyfriends who can’t leave this little lover for a while…”
In front of the TV, Xin Ba Hao frowned slightly and sighed, “Oh, it’s really disturbing, I can’t distinguish between games and reality, and if life is eroded, I really can’t have a girlfriend.”
Saying that, Xin Baha turned her face and looked tenderly at the very cute pink yukata girl with brunette hair and single ponytail on the TS screen beside her, “Right? Miss Baibai? ”
Hey hehe…” The game avatar who was called Miss Baibai by Xin Baji smiled and nodded.
A Miao, who was sitting not far behind Xin Ba Hao, covered her mouth with tears in her eyes and couldn’t bear it.
Jiang Cheng, Yinshi, and Kagura all had dark faces and expressionless faces.
“I really want to share some of our happiness with them.” Said, Xin Baha picked up the cake on the ground and handed it to the TS screen very gently, “Open your mouth, ah~”
“Ah~”
At this time, Seeing this scene, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi stood up at the same time and walked towards the door without any hesitation.
“I always feel like I’m making light bulbs, so I’ll leave first.” Gintoki said tentatively.
“Anyway, I will wish them happiness and mutual support forever. Remember to notify me when the wedding is over.” Jiang Cheng opened the sliding door.
However, before Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi stepped out of the room, A Miao, who got up, reached out and grabbed her hair tightly.
“Where are you two going?!” A Miao kept smashing their heads to the floor with a dark face.
bang bang bang…
“Where did your younger brother go…” Ginto, whose head was tucked into the floor, replied feebly, “It has been swallowed into a different dimension between the game and reality!”
“But… it seems I’m very happy, don’t disturb them if you’re happy!” Jiang Cheng, who was also tucked into the floor, replied weakly, “Congratulations, A Miao, if this continues, Xin Ba Ha will be in another world sooner or later. If you get married and have children, I will also come to the full moon wine…”
“What kind of world is that! If it’s not in the real world, it’s useless at all!” Looking distressed, “I said I wanted to introduce my girlfriend to me, but suddenly I brought that one, and it has been like that since then.”
“It doesn’t matter, Aru,” Kagura stood up and held up an index finger. A Miao, who was sitting down on the knees at the door, comforted, “Dingchun will also piling up the dolls when they are in estrus. After playing enough, Alu will naturally stop.”
“No way!” A Miao retorted excitedly. , “Because Xinjiang is in estrus all year!”
“Indeed…” Jiang Cheng, who pulled his head out of the floor, folded his hands and nodded with a serious look on his face.
“What on earth do you think of Shinbaha-kun?” Yin Shi, who also pulled his head out of the floor, came to the door and sat down, with Erlang’s legs crossed and one hand on his cheek, and he muttered expressionlessly.
“Will a love game turn a man into that?” A Miao raised her head and asked Jiang Cheng.
“Don’t ask me with the expression that you can get the answer from me for granted, it’s very annoying…” Jiang Cheng’s face silently burst into a blue vein, “I don’t know, I don’t play Galgame at all. Ah!”
“The so-called Galgame is a game where a lot of beautiful girls will appear, and then the purpose is to overthrow them.”
Seeing Kondo, who naturally opened the cabinet and explained it to himself, Gintoki complained: “Why? This guy appears as a matter of course? Why does he put on an expression like “I’m always here”?
”
“A Miao, when did your family have pets?”
“Jiang Cheng asked A Miao.
Ignoring Gintoki and Jiang Cheng’s complaints, Kondo looked at the bloodshot eyes and completely focused on Shinbaha, who was TS in his hands and continued: “That is to say, for unpopular men, this is a way of not being able to hurt and enjoying love. The only way.”
“It’s really unconvincing for you, Aru.” Kagura commented.
“Simply put, the less popular a man is, the more likely he is to become addicted.” Kondo continued, “For a super S-rank Cherry Boy like Shinhachi-kun, his level of addiction is unpredictable. ”
I don’t want to be told that by a super S-level stalker, Aru.” Shenke complained again.
“Even I’ve been addicted to playing all kinds of Galgames. This kind of destructive power is really indescribable.” After speaking, Kondo took out his game console and turned the monitor to everyone, “My girlfriend, That’s what Sheath Flower Sauce said.”
“I’m Sheath Flower~” The long black-haired girl on the monitor greeted everyone with a smile.
“You’ve been completely destroyed.” Yin Shi said expressionlessly.
At this moment, A Miao reached out and snatched the game console in Kondo’s hand, and threw it into the yard with tears in her eyes, and shouted at the same time: “How could this be… Then Xin Jiang might just stay there like this. The side world will never come back?”
Looking at the game console that hit the stone in the yard, Kondo cried out with tears: “Ah—sheath flower sauce—!”
“Have you tried touching it? ?” Yin Shi asked A Miao.
“Well, I wanted to take the opportunity to steal the game console…” After saying that, A Miao looked back at Jiang Cheng, who came to Xin Baji’s side and tried to pick up the game console.
Just when Jiang Cheng’s hand was about to touch the game console, Xin Ba Haw, who was fast-eyed and quick-witted, took the game console and held it in his arms, staring at the bloodshot eyes with a hideous expression on his face.
“What are you doing?! Please don’t touch Miss Baibai!!”
“It’s just like that…” A Miao continued.
At this moment, Jiang Cheng, who noticed Yin Shi and A Miao’s gaze, spread his hands and shrugged helplessly.
“Even the depths of his mind have been eroded, and he even regarded the game as his lover.” In the yard, Kondo, who picked up his game console with tears in his eyes, said again, “If you want to get in touch with him, you must first talk to him. He entered the same dimension.”
“So what should I do?” Yin Shi asked impatiently.
“Needless to say? Of course…”
In
a restaurant in Kabukicho, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki looked blankly at the two game consoles on the table.
“Sorry, I refuse.” Jiang Cheng threw the game console in front of Kondo without hesitation, and said with a blank face, “I don’t have enough time to play this kind of game leisurely. Goodbye. Looking
at Jiang Cheng who turned away without any hesitation, Kondo hummed softly and said lightly, “Well, one day you will understand the power of Galgame, maybe not today…”
Kondo didn’t say anything.
After finishing, Jiang Cheng, who ran back again, sat down at the table out of breath.
“Looks like you already understand…” Kondo folded his arms and closed his eyes with a smirk.
“Understood!” Jiang Chengbai roared, and then pointed to the ladies and sisters Baihua who were dating the game console on the side table, “Why even girls are immersed in this kind of game!”
“Galgame doesn’t differentiate between men, women and children.”
“Don’t lie to me!”
“So you’ve already noticed.” At this moment, Yueyong’s voice suddenly came from the side.
“What?” Jiang Cheng turned his head to look at Yueyong, who was holding a cigarette stick at an unknown time.
“Of course it’s that game,” Yueyong glanced at Baihua’s sisters who were all immersed in the game, “These days, all of them have been immersed in that game, and Yoshihara’s security work cannot be guaranteed. so I hope…”
“I refuse!” Jiang Cheng raised his hand to refuse without hesitation, “No matter what I say, I won’t play that kind of game!”
“I see, then there is another choice.” Yue Yong glanced coldly. Jiang Cheng, “Come with all of them, and use your 200 million shells to blast them back to reality.”
“Stop joking!” Jiang Cheng shouted with white eyes, “Where did you come from that kind of nonsense! ”
Well, can I?” Gintoki raised his hand and asked, “I can actually do this kind of thing, please think about it. But one night may be a bit reluctant, if you give me a few more days, I can definitely do it.” If
the reward is about 200 million.”
Yueyong, ignoring Yin Shi’s words, said lightly to Jiang Cheng: “In short, there are only two choices, one is to enter the game and bring them back to reality, the other It’s using the [beep–] between your thighs to bring them back to reality.”
“Don’t say such bad words!” It’s been about ten minutes since
Yueyong
left, but Jiang Cheng is still holding his hands and bowing his head expressionlessly.
“Well, anyway, you two have no choice now.” Kondo said solemnly, “If you want to save them, you can only enter the same dimension as them!”
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng glanced at the side Gintoki, who honestly edited his name on the game console even though he said he didn’t want to be physically, then curled the corners of his mouth in disdain and stood up.
“I can’t choose either method. In the end, I can’t indulge in that kind of thing. I can’t enter that kind of world.” After speaking, Jiang Cheng walked towards the group of Miss Baihua. ” However, I will pull them out in my own way.”
“Don’t mess around in a place like this! At least find a hotel!” Gintoki reminded quickly.
“Shut up for me! Who would do that kind of thing in such a place!” Jiang Cheng turned around and cursed, then stopped, turned his head again, took a deep breath, and narrowed his eyes to reveal With a smile on his face, “That, everyone! Instead of dating that kind of thing, why don’t you… how about a date with me today?”
In an instant, all the Miss Baihua present raised their heads at the same time, and looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief as if they were awakened from a dream.
“If you go, throw away the game console in your hand and follow me.”
After that, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked slowly towards the door.
Two seconds later, all the Miss Baihua cheered at the same time, threw away the game console in their hands and rushed towards Jiang Cheng.
“Can I go to the movies? Jiang Cheng sama?”
“Hi~” Jiang Cheng replied helplessly.
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“Can I go shopping? Jiang Cheng sama?”
“Hey hey~” “Can I go to
the
amusement park? Jiang Cheng sama?”
“Of course.”
Jiang Cheng who went out, Gintoki asked Kondo with a blank face: “Hey, what’s going on? Didn’t you say that you can save them only by entering the game world?”
“Maybe it’s… a special situation?” Kondo was a little unsure. A word back.
…
Outside the door, Yueyong, who was leaning on the side alley, listened to the cheers of the members of Baihua, spit out a cigarette, and whispered softly: “What… an incredible man.
” At this moment, Jiang Cheng’s voice suddenly came from one side.
“Yueyue, aren’t you going?” Jiang Cheng pointed to the game console in Yueyong’s other hand, “If you go, remember to throw away the game console.”
“I haven’t started playing yet!” He blushed. Yueyong said with white eyes, then turned her head and said to the air on the side, “Can you testify for me? Darling…”
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