Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 604

[Chapter 553 : Even though such and such things have happened, let’s reopen!]

One day, in the afternoon.

Yoshihara, in Jiang Cheng’s room, Jiang Cheng, who had just finished a game, suddenly received a call from Kagura…

“What? A monkey with a bell tied around his neck? What is that?” While staring intently at the monitor in front of him, he replied casually.

“Anyway, we need to find that monkey now! That’s the pet of the general’s nephew!” Gintoki’s voice was a little anxious.

“So you… like tying bells? Pets and owners… Yoshiwara is a store, but I won’t give you a discount.”

“Listen carefully to me! Now all of us are being We’re trapped in the phone booth! There’s a whole bunch of monkeys outside pooping at us!” Yin Shi shouted, “Anyway, hurry up and write down that stinky monkey’s name!”

“Hey, you say.”

” Your Excellency Gintoki, let me talk to Your Excellency Jiang Cheng.” Dongcheng’s voice suddenly came from the other end of the phone: “That, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, write it down carefully, this is related to the reputation of the Yanyu family…” Do

n’t wait for Dongcheng After speaking, Jiang Cheng hung up the phone and threw it aside.

Buzz…

Looking at the vibrating mobile phone that couldn’t stop, Jiang Cheng finally picked it up, but before he could speak, Dongcheng’s voice came from the mobile phone first.

“Limited Life, No Longevity, Throwing Machine, Xiaoxin’s Underpants the Day Before, New Baja’s Life, Balmonk, Faizalion, Isaac Shuneda, One-third Pure Love, Three Left Two part is the feeling of caring about the meat thorns. I know that the betrayal that I can’t escape can actually be escaped. I travel away from home. Squid fried. Bonito. Roe. It’s bonito in the pool, the emperor of spicy oil, the king of the palace, the emperor of Kimura blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! Do you hear that clearly? Your Excellency Jiang Cheng?!”

(Note: “One-third of pure feelings”, singer SIAMSHADE, ED6 of the animated version of “Rurouni Kenshin”. “The Betrayal That Can’t Be Escaped”: Odakiri Hotaru’s famous tanmei manga, adapted and broadcasted in April 2010 “Leaving home – (Ike is) Bonito” is the word Solitaire. “Ike is Bonito”: Japanese comedian. “Xiong Emperor – Bah”: DQ2 classic resurrection spell.)

“That, Yueyue, We have a cosplay shop here called…that…shou…” Jiang Cheng turned around and asked Yueyong who was at the door at an unknown time, “Uh…what’s going on…well, don’t care, it’s called anyway. Stinky monkey’s wandering girl?”

“In the end, I didn’t remember a word!” Yin Shi on the other end of the phone roared,

“And he is still talking about the wandering girl! At this time, he is still talking about the wandering girl. What! You give me a little more, bastard!”

“How could a wandering girl have a name like that?” Yueyong folded her hands, snorted and glanced at Jiang Cheng strangely.

“That’s it, you probably remembered the wrong store.” Jiang Cheng replied casually to the phone, “Goodbye…”

“Hey! Wait for me! Give that woman the phone! If you pick it up, I will never remember it for the rest of my life. Come down with this name!” Gintoki shouted again.

“There’s really no way,” Jiang Cheng shrugged, and then threw the phone at Yueyong without looking back, “Yueyue, please.”

“Why should I do such a troublesome thing?” Yueyue Yong looked at the mobile phone in his hand and said with a look of disgust, but he said so, and finally put the mobile phone to his ear, “Mosimoxi…”

Two minutes later…

“Life is unlimited, life is unlimited. Shit Throwing Machine The day before yesterday, Xiaoxin’s underwear, the life of New Bajaw, Balmonk Feizalion, Isaac Shunida, two-thirds of pure feelings and the remaining one-third are feelings that care about flesh thorns…” said , Yueyong stopped and made a puzzled sound, “What? Pure love is one-third? What about two-thirds? Wait a minute, that… the underwear just now, when did you find that?”

“It’s been sticking all the time…” Yin Shi’s voice just fell, and there was another noisy sound of Xin Ba Hao on the phone.

“It’s enough for me! Give me your phone!” Shinpachi roared and said again, “Miss Yueyong, it’s Shou Xian Wu, Shou Xian Wu, shit thrower, Xiaoxin’s underwear the day before yesterday, Xin Pachi Haw’s life Balmonk Feizalion Isaac Schoenaida one-third of pure love and two-thirds of caring about flesh thorns I know the betrayal that can’t be escaped can actually be escaped away from home Outing, fried squid, bonito, roe, own cesspool, (Ike is) bonito, this one is different from the previous one, this is Ike no bonito, spicy oil male emperor, palace king, Kimura emperor bah bah bah bah bah Bah, Bah, Bah , Bah

Bah One-third of Zac Schoneida’s pure feelings and the remaining two-thirds are about flesh thorns. I know that the betrayal that can’t be escaped can actually be escaped. A trip away from home… eh? What’s the solitaire here?”

“It’s a trip away from home, fried squid, bonito, roe, my own cesspool, (pond is) bonito!”

“Isn’t that repeating?” Tsukiyong wondered, “it’s also bonito at the end.”

“No. , That’s what I said, but this bonito is different from the one just now…”

“Oh, I see,” Yue Yong nodded, “Shou Xianwu·Shou Xianwu·shit thrower·Xiaoxin’s underwear the day before yesterday· The life of the new Baja Balmonk Feizalion Isaac Schoenaida One third of the pure feelings and the remaining two thirds are the feelings of the flesh thorns. I know that the betrayal that cannot be escaped can actually be escaped. Leaving home, fried squid, bonito, roe, my own cesspool, (Ike no) bonito, this bonito is different from the previous one, this one is Ike no bonito, spicy oil male emperor, palace king, Kimura emperor bah bah bah Bah, Bah, Bah, Bah, Bah, Bah

!”

“No! One less Bah, it should be Bah Bah…” Xin Bajia’s voice stopped abruptly.

“Mosimoxi? How many bah?” Yueyong asked at the phone, but she didn’t hear any sound after waiting for a few seconds. Only then did Yueyong realize that the phone had been hung up.

…

Looking at Yueyong who put the phone on his desk, Jiang Cheng stopped what he was doing, looked up and asked Xiangyueyong, “Is it over?”

“I don’t know.” Yueyong replied casually, “What did you say? Xinbaha’s shit-stained panties… I didn’t hear it very clearly.”

“Does it really matter if you say such a thing?” Jiang Cheng had a strange expression on his face, “The re-serialization has finally started, and from the very beginning, let the readers Imagining something incredible. But then again, after taking a break for so long, do you have any good ideas for the serialization? Yueyue? It’s a refreshing feeling…”

“Indeed…” Yueyong squeezed her chin and nodded her head with one hand on her chest, “After all, so much time has passed, although it may only be a few days in reality, but it’s been a long time for us. Time, we need to find a way to let readers know about our current situation…”

“Since then… it has been on the toilet.”

“Hey, what did you say all of a sudden? Kill you, stinky woman.” Jiang Cheng complained with contempt.

“Since then… my head has been in the toilet.”

“Why am I getting worse and worse?”

“Since then… I haven’t been able to flush down.”

“Enough is enough!” Jiang Cheng roared. .

“Then, how about this?” I do not know when the sun wheel was pushed into the room by Qingta, he raised an index finger and said with a smile, “Let everyone feel refreshed, leave it to me, Jiang Chengsang, Yueyue.”

“Anyway, don’t be too outrageous.” Jiang Cheng reminded.

“It’s been five years since then…”

“Wait!!” Jiang Cheng quickly raised his hand to stop him, “Time flies too fast! What the hell will happen after five years! Miss Conch model doesn’t exist at all. That kind of thing!”

“That man and that woman also had a five-year-old child! But… at this moment, a new crisis suddenly appeared! The Shintenjin who stole the child turned out to be the man’s own brother!”

“Sounds… very Sounds familiar…” Jiang Cheng murmured while pinching his chin.

“I learned from my brother’s mouth that in half a year, two other men of the same race will come to attack the earth and grab the beads that can fulfill their wishes, so after sacrificing himself and defeating my brother, the man begins in another world. A new practice!”

“I feel more and more familiar…”

“At the same time, the men’s companions also came to the temple to start a new practice under the guidance of God! Half a year later, they were resurrected with seven beads by their companions. The man who used the skill “Kai Wangquan” learned in another world defeated two devas who arrived on Earth!”

“Hey! It’s completely Dragon Ball!!”

“But, the crisis is not over yet! There are new powerful enemies and adventures! King of the universe: Frieza! Terrifying artificial humans! Resurrected Majins! But the man is not afraid! On the contrary, these powerful enemies excite him!”

“Oh! I Le Jiang Cheng, it’s really cool, cool… he’s so tall!!” Jiang Cheng roared while holding his head, “What is this! This kind of thing is not good! It will definitely be complained!”

“But, It’s more fresh, isn’t it?” Sun Wheel said with a squinted smile, “And you can also add this new element of Super Hean and beads that can fulfill people’s wishes.”

“That It can only be considered plagiarism!” Jiang Chengbai complained angrily, “And doesn’t there already exist a famous fighting clan? Isn’t there an artificial human?! In the case of a demon, the idiot prince basically touches his clothes when he changes his clothes. It’s the same! Speaking of which… even if it doesn’t need to be added, this work is full of Dragon Ball elements! It’s terrible! It’s really terrible—!”

Having said that, Jiang Cheng raised his head and pointed his eyes towards the camera seriously, but then squinted his eyes and grinned again: “Anyway! “Maybe This Fake Gintama Z” is on again! All of us are cool, cool suzo Ye Luxi is bitter!”

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng, who had two kunai sticks on his forehead for some reason, rolled his eyes and fell down.

“Please… please take care of me.” Yueyong nodded slightly towards him.

“Please take care of me!” Qingta smiled happily towards the camera compared to her scissors.

“Please take care of me.” Sun Wheel said with a squinted smile.

Anyway, it will be reopened like this, please continue to take care…

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