Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 602
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[Chapter 552]
(Subtitle: Teaching children should be entertaining!)
However, the next development was far beyond the expectations of Yinshi and the others. I saw that the Funu Lu family who had splashed water on their bodies got up and naturally entered the children’s In the pool, Gintoki was surrounded by a group of people.
“Oh, the water temperature is just right~” Fu Nu Lu sighed with emotion.
[So… everyone has entered the children’s bath!
!
】Gintoki and Kondo opened their mouths wide, sweating in cold sweat, and they thought of collapse at the same time.
…
The Yinshi people who were leaning against each other had black lines all over their expressionless faces, and they shivered as they looked at the Furious Lu family who surrounded them and others.
【what?
For…why?
Why?
Why do you want to take a dip in the children’s pool even though you are so big?
】Yin Shi shivered and thought to himself, then pointed to the adult bathing pool with a trembling finger, and cautiously reminded: “Then… that, the adult swimming pool over there is warmer and more comfortable.”
“No, actually .
Our race can’t soak in hot water, we can only take a shower.” Fu Nulu explained, and then pointed to the steam-filled scalding pool across from the adult hot water pool, “I wanted to go to the cold pool, but I don’t know why it became The scalding pool, but it doesn’t matter, because it’s too narrow there.”
[Missed!
】 Yin Shi was a little mad and thought to himself, 【I should have gone to the adult bath if I knew earlier!
And…is there a reason for that idiot?
!
Is it because he turned the cold pool into a scalding pool?
!
Hello!
forgive me!
Completely surrounded!
Completely turned into a passerby surrounded by a group of tattooed gangsters!
】
【Oops!
staring at us!
Staring at us stubbornly!
】 Kondo twitched the corners of his mouth, and the black lines in the corners of his eyes shivered as he thought to himself.
【What should I do!
Can’t get out at all!
】 Fourteen with the same expression joined the voice channel.
“Dad, how’s the water temperature?” Furious Lu asked his father who was leaning on the side of the bath. He was wearing thick bottle-bottomed reading glasses. An old Dagini.
“It’s a little hot, do people in Edo like to soak in this water temperature?” Fu Nulu’s father said, “I really want to soak in the cold water that makes my whole body tense.”
“Because my father is authentic .
The Dagini people.” Funu Lu replied with a smile, of course, although he was indeed laughing, in the eyes of Yinshi and others, it was more terrifying than when he didn’t laugh, and Funu Lu tested the water temperature, ” But the water temperature is indeed a little hot.”
“That…we also feel a little hot,” Xin Ba Ha hurriedly stretched out his hand to the cold water faucet beside him, and
said politely, “Would you like to add some cold water?”
“Ah, it’s alright. It’s alright, please don’t mind.” Furious Lu hurriedly waved his hand back, then held up a huge ice cube like an iceberg, “I knew it would be like this, so I brought the iceberg.
” With the fart angry Lu holding the iceberg, Xin Baha’s whole person is not well.
Two minutes later…
“As expected of Big Brother Furious Lu, you were really well prepared.”
“As expected, you need ice water like this to be the most comfortable.”
Several of Furious Lu’s brothers praised one after another.
“That’s it, it’s really cool!” Kondo, who was drowning in the ice water, lowered his head and folded his arms, shivering, and his voice trembled.
[How cold the water will be, we are not seals…] Ginshi, whose snot started to flow down, shivered with his arms in his arms.
[The lips are turning purple!
Frozen to death!
If it goes on like this, it will freeze to death!
】 Kondo’s body trembled more and more and more frequently.
【Hey!
Who is going to say “I’m going out”!
】 Yin Shi shivered, shrank his neck and turned his head to look at Xin Ba Haw and the others.
【Never!
] Xin Ba Haw refused without hesitation in the voice channel, [If I said it, wouldn’t it make it seem like I hate ice water?
】
“Not good, I always feel sleepy…” Zongwu lowered his head and whispered with drooping eyelids,
“Don’t sleep! If you fall asleep, you won’t be able to wake up!” Shishi reminded quickly.
“Dad, it’s almost time to go out?” The youngest Goro stood up and turned to step out of the bath.
【Very good!
Children don’t like soaking for too long, so let’s take this opportunity to be together…] Yin Shi was overjoyed.
“That can’t be done!” Furious Lu shouted very seriously, and at the same time gave an uppercut.
“Yahahahie, this way of educating children isn’t quite right~” Jiang Cheng smiled and blocked Furious Lu’s fist lightly, “Fuck Furious Lu Sang.”
“Ah? Yoshihara-san, obviously I didn’t see you before…” Furious Lu retracted his fist.
“Ah, I was in the cold water pool over there before. The hot water pool was changed.” Jiang Cheng pointed to the hot water pool that was completely shrouded in steam, narrowed his eyes and explained with a smile.
“Oh, so that’s how it is.” Furious Lu laughed a few times, “But it
‘s a coincidence that I can meet you here.”
Duan Lu Sang, are you taking a bath with your family?”
“Yes, the family came from the countryside to play in the city, and said they wanted to see places with Edo characteristics, so I brought them to Senso. .”
At this time, looking at Jiang Cheng and Fu Nu Lu, who were talking and laughing, Xin Ba Hao’s face was overjoyed, and then he gave Jiang Cheng a frantic wink.
【Jiang Chengsang!
save us!
The only one who can save us now is you!
】
【Jiang Cheng!
faster!
No matter what you do now!
Get us out now!
】
【Hey!
Yoshihara’s!
We are almost dead!
】
【Boss, please!
Free us now!
】
After secretly making an OK gesture to Yinshi and the others and squeezing his eyes, Jiang Cheng looked at the fart and angry Lu family in front of him, pinching his chin, and thinking, “So that’s how it is, bringing the family to experience is good. What about the special places in Edo. Well, I just happened to be fine, I just finished taking a bath, I can take you to experience the special items in the Edo bath a little!”
“Really?!” Pi Nu Lu said in surprise.
Jiang Cheng nodded lightly, then looked down at Goro who was still in the bath, “Ah, yes, by the way, I can let you learn how to educate children in a fun way.”
“Education and fun? Furious Lu asked in confusion, “What do you mean? We Dagini people are better at using violence when educating our children.”
“No! Not at all!” Jiang Cheng put his hands on his chest and made a big fork, ” That kind of education method is totally wrong! It is normal for children not to like bathing for a long time, but at this time, violence cannot be completely relied on, and other methods should be used to make children like bathing!”
“Sounds like this!
It makes sense…”
“Children, do you like to play games?” Jiang Cheng asked Xiang Wulang with his head down.
“Well! I like it the most!” Goro replied.
“Then, today I’ll let you experience the games that the Edo people play in the bath! It’s definitely fun!” Jiang Cheng squeezed his eyes. “And, there are prizes~cool iced Coke~”
“Really?!” Goro cheered instantly.
“You don’t need the prizes,” Lu Lu quickly said with a smile, “I’m very grateful for showing us the special items in the Edo bath.”
“It doesn’t matter, it’s just a can of Coke, and it’s not only There are only rewards, and if you fail, there will be a little punishment~”
“It’s fun, big brother.”
“Yes, big brother.”
“Hurry up and let us see it!”
“Hahaha, the Edo people are really interesting!”
“Since everyone says so, then please let us see it, Yoshihara-san.” Furious Lu turned towards Jiang Cheng Very polite to say.
“Anyway, it’s a very interesting question and answer question,” Jiang Cheng explained to Goro with his head down. “There are five questions in total. If you answer one right, you will win, okay?”
“Okay!” Goro raised his fist and answered excitedly. .
“Then “Fight for Ice Coke, Edo Sentou Q&A!” Start now!
“Jiang Cheng raised his fist and shouted.
Furious Lu and the others applauded enthusiastically.
[You guys will cooperate with me a little bit.] Jiang Cheng raised his eyes and glanced at the shivering Yinshi people with their arms folded, [ If
you cooperate, something good will happen~]
Yin Shi and the others looked at each other, and then all of them nodded to Jiang Cheng seriously.
“Then, this little kid, please tell us your current mood.
“Jiang Cheng held the microphone he didn’t know where to find it, and lowered his head to ask Goro, who was excited.
“Very happy!”
”
“Are you nervous?”
Jiang Cheng asked again.
“A little bit!”
”
Indeed, if you get the answer right and you can enjoy an ice-cold cola after taking a shower, you’re sure to be nervous.”
“Jiang Cheng nodded, and then pointed to the position of the Yinshi people who had already accepted the order to enter the water. “Then wait and see, the first question!
”
Accompanying Jiang Cheng’s words, a small mosaic object appeared on the water, probably because it was too cold.
“Whose OO is this?”
Please look carefully!
Trying hard to recall everyone’s OO that I just saw!
”
Um…” Goro squeezed his chin and began to think hard. After a few seconds, he replied uncertainly, “It’s the uncle who looks a lot like an orangutan.”
”
“Goro’s answer is an orangutan!” Jiang Cheng said again, “Then, announce the correct answer! The correct answer is…”
Pfft!
Shinhachi stood up trembling from the water with his arms folded, and then Gintoki stood up tremblingly.
“Unfortunately! The correct answer is the OO of Xinbaha!”
“Goro! When the next question is asked, you have to observe it carefully! Think about it carefully!” Tuan Lu reminded.
“Well, I see! Brother Lu is furious.” Goro nodded.
“The second question!” Jiang Cheng asked again, and then pointed to the five mosaic objects on the water where all the members disappeared, “Who is the OO of the orangutan?
” He replied, “The one on the farthest…the rightmost one.”
“The one on the farthest right? Then, announce the correct answer…the correct answer is…” Jiang Cheng said, and the others stood up from the water again, “The one in the middle! What a pity, Goro, he has already answered two questions incorrectly.”
“Goro! Take a closer look!” Furious Lu reminded.
“I see!”
“Then, the third question, a very simple question.” After speaking, Jiang Cheng pointed to a lonely little mosaic on the water again, “Which country’s OO is this? A: Japanese, B: Natural Roller, C: Orangutan, D: Mayonnaise, E: Shaker S, F: Spectacle!”
“Which country is it…” Goro pondered again.
“Watch carefully! Goro!”
“I see! It’s A: Japanese!” Goro replied.
Looking at the silver with his arms in the water, his lips were purple and he couldn’t stop playing the cold war, Jiang Cheng took the lead in applauding and said: “Congratulations! You got it right! In fact, you can choose Japanese or natural curlers for this question. That’s
right!”
“Who… who is a natural star man! You, you, you bastard!” Yin Shi shuddered and complained.
“I’m right! Brother! Finally got it right!” Goro cheered.
“Then, the fourth question!”
Jiang Cheng had just finished speaking when Yin Shi, Xin Bazhu and the others entered the water again.
“What is that?” Jiang Cheng asked, pointing to a mosaic on the water that had shrunk to almost nothing.
At this moment, Shin Baha, who was underwater, spit out a sentence: “What’s the matter with the most obscene question and answer in the world? Is it really necessary to ask this question?”
“What is that…” Goro once again He pinched his chin and thought, and after ten seconds passed, he raised his head and replied somewhat uncertainly, “OO
?
”
Yay!” Goro cheered happily.
“Really, Edo people are really good at educating children.” Fu Nulu sighed, “Let the children be completely immersed in the game, and never say that they want to go out to the bath, not only rewards but also punishments. , I have never heard of such a method, Dad.”
“Yes, Edo people are really incredible.” Funulu’s father nodded and said.
“But then again, what exactly is the punishment? Yoshihara-san?” Furious Lu asked Xiang Jiang Cheng in confusion.
“It’s just a small punishment,” Jiang Cheng waved his hands in disapproval, but then said lightly, “If you answer all the wrong answers, you will break your OO…”
After listening, Yin Shi and the others were in an instant cold sweat, and even in the ice water, several of them still felt cold in their lower bodies at the same time.
【S!
Totally S!
】 Xin Baha thought to himself with black lines on his head, 【This kind of S is too scary!
】
“That’s it, it’s really just a small punishment.” Furious Lu nodded and said.
[Small punishment?
!
】 Yin Shi’s whole person is even worse, 【Hey!
Is that kind of punishment really a small punishment?
!
What the hell is going on with this race!
】
“Then the last question…” Jiang Cheng’s voice just fell, and a few people who knew Yin Shi plunged into the water again.
At this time, Jiang Cheng pointed to the five small mosaics on the water that were slowly approaching, “One day, Yin Shi was walking on the road with Xin Baji, and he met the orangutan, Zongwu and Liu Haijun! Sa! So how many are there now?”
“One, two, three, four, five…” Goro repeated counting several times with his fingers crossed before raising his head and answering, “Five!”
“Congratulations!” Jiang Cheng said again. He
applauded, “Three consecutive answers!”
“A math problem was even added to the children’s game!” Furious Lu said in surprise, “It’s… so interesting!
”
】 Xin Baha silently complained in his heart.
“Well, wait a moment, I’ll be right back.” Jiang Cheng secretly made an OK gesture to Yinshi and the others. After saying this, he turned around and walked towards the door.
【Hey!
This guy won’t play with us, will he?
】Fourteen glanced at Yin Shi, who was beside him, tremblingly.
[Yeah…it should be to get a weapon!
No, no, don’t worry!
】 Yin Shi replied with his eyes.
Two minutes later, the Yinshi and the others who were still soaking in the bathtub lowered their heads and looked at the iced can of Coke that Jiang Chengqiang had just stuffed in their hands, and fell into silence collectively.
“Then, I’ll go back first~” Jiang Cheng, who had already put on his clothes, waved to Lu and the others, and said goodbye with a smile.
“Thank you so much, Yoshihara-san.” Looking at Goro, who was cheering with a cola beside him, Furious Lu said gratefully, “I actually let us see such an interesting quiz game. My brothers and my father also said that they will educate us in the future. Children can do this in an entertaining way.”
“Where, this is what it should be. After all, I caused trouble to Mr. Lu before, I will go back first, goodbye.” After saying this, Jiang Cheng turned and left.
“Goodbye, Yoshihara-san.” Furious Lu waved at Jiang Cheng.
After realizing it, Yin Shi and the others looked at Jiang Cheng who walked out of the bathhouse, with blue veins on their faces at the same time in tacit understanding, and at the same time, they gritted their teeth and thought to themselves: [Being… tricked!
!
】
At this time, Jiang Cheng, who walked out of the bathroom and gently closed the sliding door, turned his head and raised the corner of his mouth, and glanced at the Yinshi people in the bath with interest.
Seeing the playfulness on Jiang Cheng’s face and the gloomy white teeth that grinned, Yin Shi and the others could not wait to rush out and beat Jiang Cheng to Henheng.
However, because of the anger Lu and others beside them, Yinshi and the others could only be incompetent and furious, and then the others looked at each other, nodded, and then got into the water and began to discuss countermeasures…
…
the door of the bathhouse, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com Jiang Cheng handed the coffee and milk in his hand to Kagura, who was leaning against the door waiting for Ginshi, and stretched out, “Kagura, little uncle is back~”
“Oh!” God Holding the coffee and milk, Le waved to Jiang Cheng, Yueyong and Baihua who were waiting by the side, “Goodbye, little uncle, and Yueyue.”
“Goodbye.” After saying this, Yueyong turned around first. leave.
“Obviously it’s only a little bit to dig through…”
“Yes, it can definitely be dug in another ten minutes…”
Listening to the lost Baihua sisters and sisters discussing something, Jiang Cheng expressionlessly Asked: “Hey, did you guys do anything weird? And I always feel that there is something wrong with the sudden water cutoff today, is it also your doing?
” 】And do that kind of thing?” A Miss Baihua defended.
“Yes, yes!” The other young ladies and sisters agreed.
Jiang Cheng: …
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