Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 60

[Chapter 56: All the [friends] in the world are actually the same!]

“Why can I meet a few of you in a place like this…”

Looking at Gintoki and Kagura standing in front of the convenience store counter, Jiang Cheng looked disgusted.

“Ah, Jiang Chengsang!” Xin Baha hurriedly put down the mop in his hand and walked over, “What an adventure, to be able to meet in such a place.”

“Ah, what a coincidence…”

“Actually, it was asked by Hasegawa-san. It was originally his job, but it seems that he suddenly had to go out for some private business, so he entrusted the work to us and let us take care of the shop for him for a day.” Shinbaha replied.

“Ah, are you sure the shop will remain intact until he returns…”

Saying that, Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura who was heating the guest’s jump in the microwave.

“Probably…it’s…” Xinbaha replied with a black line all over his head.

At this moment, Xin Baha turned his head and suddenly saw a man sneaking in front of the shelf.

“I told you, what are you doing?” Xin Baha walked over and grabbed the hand that wanted to steal something, “Let me see your waist, did you just steal something?”

“Why! Who stole from you…” The thief turned his head as he said, but the next moment, he was stunned, “Xin…Xinjiang…”

And the same is true for Shin Baha, “Ta…Takajin! (Takao!)”

…

Convenience store lounge.

“Takaya Hachibei, sixteen years old, the same age as Shinhachi, don’t you feel shy? Your mother is going to cry!” Gintoki stood at the table and looked at the thief in front of him. , while looking at the stolen goods found on the table from the tall house: several bottles of hair restorer.

“Besides, why do you need so much hair restorer? Don’t worry, you are very stylish. Have some confidence in yourself!”

“How could I use it myself!” Takaya retorted.

“Then why? You can’t eat it as a meal! You’re planning to make [Fresh Hair Restorative Rice Bowl], but you can’t?!”

“Gao Zai, why do you do such a thing?” Xin Ba Hao asked with his head lowered, “Gao Zai, you never would have done such a thing before…”

“It’s long-winded! How many years do you think it’s been?” Gao Wu glanced at Xin Ba Ha, and then said disdainfully, “I’m no longer the Gao boy you used to know! Enough, the yamen is everywhere. Well, it doesn’t matter where you want to take me. Kill or cut whatever you want, Soul Dan.”

At this time, Jiang Cheng and Kagura were hiding outside the door to eavesdrop.

“Hey, Kagura-chan, is that hairstyle really cool?” Jiang Cheng asked in a low voice.

“I don’t know Aru, but I do see a lot of those with baguette-on-head hairstyles recently,” Kagura replied.

“French bread? I always thought it was a bunch of [beep–], but it turned out to be French bread!” Jiang Cheng said with emotion, “Why do you think they put a French bread on their heads?”

“Probably for… to eat Aru when you’re hungry!”

“Soga, that’s what it is!”

“Hey, your two voices are so loud that everyone can hear them!” Yin Shi walked to the door, opened the door, and said to the two of them.

…

“Hey, is it really okay for you to let that guy go?” Jiang Cheng said while eating a bowl of noodles.

“Ah…” Shin Baha lowered his head, not knowing what he was thinking.

“If you care about that, just catch up and take a look.” Jiang Cheng continued, “You, treat him as a friend.”

“Jiang Chengsang, when it comes to [Wu Liu Du Yu], they are the worst bastards here.” Xin Ba Hao raised his head and said slowly, “Fighting and stealing are as casual as eating, but Gao Zai actually joined him. kind of…”

“So, don’t you still have your friend?” Jiang Cheng finished his last face and continued, “Isn’t that what you call a friend? Wouldn’t it be better to stop it when you make a mistake?”

Then Jiang Cheng glanced at Yin Shi, who was doing nothing at the counter,

“Although I don’t want to admit it, I am the same as that silver hair natural curly, we all know that no matter who makes a mistake and deviates from the track, another person will stop him, and even if he takes his life, he will pull the companion who has gone the wrong way. Return to the original trajectory, so we can live well and live according to our own will.”

“It’s all my fault that Gao Zai became like that, because of me, he became like that, at the moment when he was the most troubled…” Then, Xin Ba Hao was about to fall into memory.

“The memory ends here,” Jiang Cheng clapped his hands and interrupted Xin Ba Hao’s memory aloud, “Memories take up too many words, and readers have opinions. If you insist on memories, please condense them into twenty words. within.”

“…” Xin Ba Haw was silent for a moment, then continued, “Youth, it’s like a sand castle, it collapsed in an instant just because of some insignificant things, and after that, due to the debts of the family, I didn’t go there again soon. I’ve gone to a private school. But I can fully imagine what Gao Zai’s life will be like from now on. What should I do at that time? What can I do to save Gao Zai?”

“Hey, we don’t know anything! Don’t let you remember how you went on talking about yourself! What happened after that? I don’t know what happened at all!” Jiang Cheng complained.

“No, no, it definitely can’t be done.” On the side, Yin Shi came over and said at an unknown time.

“I can’t do it, I can’t do it,” Kagura said, holding his head and nodding.

“You can’t be as big as you! You don’t even know what’s going on!” Jiang Cheng shouted.

“Do you still need to guess the embarrassing things you are embarrassed to say when you are in school? For example, wetting your pants, or being called by the teacher to answer some questions you don’t know the answer to, etc. Isn’t this the most annoying thing for elementary school students? ?” Yin Shi said in disapproval.

“Well, it’s big.” Shinbaha nodded.

“Souga, it’s big,” Jiang Cheng nodded in response, but then he asked, “Hey? Big? What’s big? Do you poop? Did you pull up your pants? Did you pull up your pants in the class?”

“At that time, I chose to turn a blind eye to Gao Zai who asked me for help…”

Jiang Cheng: “…”

“Why can’t it be done?!” A Miao’s voice suddenly sounded.

“Sister, when are you…” Xin Ba Hao murmured while looking at A Miao who didn’t know when.

“Just now, but I heard all of your words.” A Miao replied, and then looked at Xin Ba Ha, who was a little distressed, “When your friend is crying, just cry with you, and when your friend is distressed, just Just hold your head and worry about it together, and when your friends untie their big hands, you just need to untie them together, new sauce!”

“If they are really friends, they must be able to share any pain, and then,” said, A Miao put down the lunch box in her hand and looked at Xin Baha again, “Xinjiang, when a friend goes astray, even if you want to It is also worth losing this friendship! Be sure to bring him back! This is the friendship pursued by true samurai!”

“Sister…” Xin Baha shouted and looked at Yin Shi, “I’m sorry, the store manager, there is something personal, please allow me to leave early!”

“Wait a moment,” A Miao shouted at this time, and opened her lunch box, “the condolences have become practice products, in short, eat before you go! I challenged new dishes this time, give Sauce roll egg!”

Everyone looked at the dark substance and didn’t know what to say.

“Sure enough, it’s a practice item, where are you sending us to! Is it a practice item in hell?!” Yin Shi shouted.

“Well, I’ve eaten a lot of cup noodles just now, and I’m full now, so I can’t take it anymore.” Jiang Cheng pointed to the dozens of empty cup noodles next to him and said, gulping down his saliva.

“Ala, how can that kind of thing be nutritious?” A Miao said, covering her mouth, “Jiang Chengsang is really, at least one more egg.”

“Ah, I really don’t need it, I’m really full now, next time I have a chance…”

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, A Miao pushed the lunch box to Yinshi and Kagura, “Then, you must be very hungry now, right?”

“I just ate a lot of delicious sticks, so I’m not hungry at all, Aru!” Kagura took the lead and raised his hand, pointing to the delicious stick packaging bags that were piled up on a hill beside him.

“Then you?” A Miao looked at Yin Shi.

“Me? Actually, I…” Before Yin Shi finished speaking, he was frightened by A Miao’s aura. He turned around and ran, saying, “I’ll go buy a drink!”

“This is a convenience store, if there are too many drinks there, it will be rotten.” A Miao turned her head and said with a smile.

But at this moment, Shin Baha lowered his head and walked out.

Looking at Xin Ba Ha’s back, Yin Shi sighed and said, “Does it really matter? No one knows what the latest punks will do, I can’t control it.”

…

Jiang Cheng helped the guests in front of him to check out and pack the bills skillfully, and after sending a sentence “Welcome to next time”, UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com finally reacted.

Why am I doing this kind of thing here?

Jiang Cheng asked himself, why did they all run away and leave an unrelated person like him to watch the store?

!

Jiang Cheng sighed and looked at Sadharu, who was sleeping obediently beside him, and smiled helplessly.

Forget it, let’s help them a little…

“Jingle Bell……”

“welcome!”

…

It was not until night that the scarred Xin Ba Hao and Gao Zai returned to the convenience store.

Looking at the way they were talking and laughing, Jiang Cheng couldn’t help but feel a little emotional. At a certain moment, Jiang Cheng remembered a certain past, when a few people were talking and laughing like this, and they were also covered in injuries. .

“Hey,” Yin Shi’s voice woke Jiang Cheng from his memory, “this, reward.”

Saying that, Yin Shi threw a can of Coke at Jiang Cheng.

After Jiang Cheng took it, he took a sip, and then complained: “You guys are too dawdling, and, after seeing the store for a long time, is it just a bottle of Coke?”

“Souda, Yinshi, you’ve never been so stingy,” Gui said, standing aside, “really, you’re stingy to death.” As he spoke, he walked to the side, picked up a delicious stick, peeled it off, and ate it.

“Hey! When did you come!” Yinshi shouted.

“Hey, you put your things down! Did you pay for it?! Eat it on your own, what do you think of this place?!”

“Just passing by, I saw two old friends here. So…”

“So you bastard! Pay me the money, you are stunned!”

Seeing that the two were making trouble, Jiang Cheng smiled, then cleared his throat and said something…

“Hey, you two, do you want a drink?”

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