Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 593

[Chapter 545: Those who never wear swimming trunks when going to the pool, please raise your hand!]

“Let’s change your mind, Hasegawa-san,” he said while sitting on the bench, also eating grilled fish, “If you are with these idiots, there will definitely be another accident, only if there are no guests. Is it better? Fortunately, these guys are very strong, so it doesn’t matter if they leave it alone. Let’s take a good rest for the whole day today.”

“Is that so?” Pushing the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, he sighed and sighed with emotion, then he stood up instantly and raised his draft beer mug to touch Ginshi, who was also holding draft beer, “Even if it’s a day shift, there is a summer vacation! It’s okay for us to take a break. Right!

”

“That’s it! Anyway, this is for those guys who don’t want to watch the Olympic Games live and only pay attention to the number of gold medals!” Yinshi replied, “And we don’t have many readers at all! Even if we take a break, we won’t be caught I found it!”

“Oops! Thinking like this, my mood suddenly HIGH!” Hasegawa exclaimed and shouted excitedly: “Can I have a full fruit?! Can I take off my whole body and swim butterfly in the pool?! ”

Can I get a strawberry milk pool?! Can I drown in strawberry milk?!”

“Yeah! It’s okay!” Hasegawa ripped off his lifeguard uniform, “because it’s all day here today.” …”

“—our heaven!” I don’t know when I brought an oversized jar of strawberry milk, was pouring silver into the pool, and ripped off his beach shorts, covering the mosaic part with one hand in a diving posture Hasegawa exclaimed excitedly at the same time.

But just as Hasegawa went down to the pool and Gintoki was pouring strawberry milk by himself, a gunshot of “Bang!” brought Gintoki and Hasegawa back to reality.

Gintoki and Hasegawa ignored the strawberry milk bottle that had been shot through by the bullet, and after being stunned for a second, they turned their heads and stared blankly at the same time.

“Hey—” Mr. Matsudaira, holding a pistol and a cigarette in his mouth, looked at the two of them with a slightly impatient tone, “I’ve been calling you since just now, didn’t you hear me? Lend me the pants.”

[That…that’s…] Cold sweat dripped out of Yin Shi’s face, his mouth half-opened, his eyes wide open, and his entire face began to twitch.

“Oh, the person I was traveling with suddenly said that he wanted to swim,” Song Pinggong pointed behind him with a look of helplessness on his face, “It would definitely be more fun to tell him about bars, really~ So, come here. We didn’t bring beach pants in a hurry, but since it’s a swimming pool, there’s always a rental or sale here, right?”

Saying that, Mr. Songping once again aimed the gun at the two of them, “If not, I’ll take you out within three seconds. Take it off for me! One!”

Bang!

The bullet hit Yin Shi’s feet,

causing Yin Shi’s heart to tremble.

“Don’t be so arrogant, Katakuri Tiger.” The young man with a turban on his head walked over slowly, “Don’t worry about it…”

[That…that is!

!

】 Looking at the approaching young man, Yin Shi’s eyes widened, his facial muscles almost convulsed, 【Could it be, that is…?

!

]

Momo, who had torn off his kimono and turban, was only left with a pair of white briefs, he saw him put one hand on his hips, and said solemnly: “The general’s family, from generation to generation, is also ordinary briefs when swimming! ”

[Will…will…general card yo-!

!

】Gintoki and Hasegawa are in bad shape.

“Hey, is it alright?” Song Pinggong, with his hands in his uniform pockets, reminded Maomao with his hands on his hips, “Swimming in briefs will get you soaking wet, it’s not Zhou. At six or eight o’clock, the identity of General Storm Fang has been exposed.”

“There is no way,” Mao Mao’s eyes were extremely serious, “the general’s family has been General Lonely Square from generation to generation.”

[Yes…is that the problem!

】Gintoki and Hasegawa, who didn’t know when to put on beach shorts and came to the shore, were also covered in cold sweat, with black lines at the corners of his eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched as he thought to himself.

“I’ve always wanted to take a swim in a place like a swimming pool,” Mao Mao continued, then turned his face to look at Jiang Cheng and the others who were playing in the swimming pool, showing a bit of yearning on their faces, “This is also It’s a good opportunity to experience the common people in the hot summer. Also, the gentleman who promised to take me to Yoshihara to experience the swimming pool just before is not in Yoshihara, but… I didn’t expect to be here, maybe it’s a fate…”

[That is that asshole?

!

】 Yin Shi gritted his teeth and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was surrounded by a group of Miss Baihua in the swimming pool, and thought bitterly in his heart, 【What kind of swimming pool does this bastard want to take the general to experience!

Natural stay should have a limit!

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“Hey~ he’s really a curious person~” Song Pinggong responded with a little helplessness, turned around and walked away slowly, and at the same time he reminded, “Then I’ll go to the bar I often go to first. Hey, and the two of you, teach me how to play the swimming pool, after all, we also sneaked out, we must keep the identity of the general a secret.”

“Ah!” Mr. Songping, who suddenly thought of something, raised his hand. He waved, and then reminded in a casual tone, “If there is an accident, both of you and I will lose our heads. That’s it, please…”

Looking at Songpei-kun who left without turning his head, Yin Shi and Hasegawa opened their mouths wide, and shouted in their hearts with black lines: [Wait…wait a minute!

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“Just call me a teenager, please give me more advice.” Mao Mao’s very polite person opened his mouth to the two.

[Also… still want to wrap up all the swimming pools and take a day off… Why does the general come to such a place?

Why does the general always show up at this time?

】Ginshi twitched the corner of his mouth and glanced at Hasegawa who was beside him, and then looked at Momo who was holding the supports on both sides of the disinfection tank to disinfect only there, 【Why only disinfect there?

!

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Immediately afterwards, Yin Shi looked at Jiang Cheng and the others who were blindfolded and playing darts (Kunai) in the swimming pool, and then thought to himself: 【What a joke!

This swimming pool is no longer an ordinary swimming pool, it is the sea of magic where the fools of Edo came to vacation – the Benmu Great Delta!

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“It looks like you’re having a good time.” Mao Mao, who had disinfected there, came to the pool and looked at Jiang, who was being forced to stand by the pool holding an apple with his back to the crowd, his face expressionless and his body trembling uncontrollably. Cheng and blindfolded, holding a few kunai ready to release Yueyong and A Miao who cheered for them, with a bit of yearning on their faces, and said softly, “I want to join them too. …”

[Where is the fun?

!

If it wasn’t for that idiot’s health, he would have died a long time ago!

If you were an ordinary person, you would have been played to death by now, okay?

】 Yin Shi frantically complained in his heart, 【Where does that kind of thing make you find it interesting?

!

It’s not enough to change your words!

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【Yin Sang… how… what should I do?

] Hasegawa twitched half of his face and looked at Gintoki with black lines all over his head.

【No way!

】 Yin Shi’s expression is dignified, his bloodshot eyes widened, 【Absolutely not!

Letting the general join there is like throwing Ken Matsudaira into the sharks with only a pair of sand hammers in full fruit state!

】

【I know!

Silver Sang!

But… what should I do?

!

Silver Sang!

If we don’t let the generals enjoy themselves, we… our heads are…!

!

】 Hasegawa’s expression gradually became frightened, and he even thought of a scene similar to the empty river bank at dusk, his head being pecked by crows.

[It is useless to say these things now!

】 Yin Shi tore off his lifeguard uniform, grabbed a swimming ring, and went down into the pool, 【I can only find a way to follow these idiots and let the general have a good time and go home!

You put on the swimming cap and goggles for the general, and don’t let those guys find out!

】

…

Yin Shi, who came to Jiang Cheng’s group with a swimming ring on, said, “Well, stop for a while, everyone listens to me.”

“What’s the matter, Aru? Do you want to play with Ginchan too, Aru? Kagura asked Gintoki suspiciously.

“Yes, yes, but the newcomer has to lift the apple three times.” Jiang Cheng, whose back and head were full of kunai, hugged his hands and nodded in agreement.

“What’s the rule?! Not even once! Who else can stand up to that kind of thing but you! Stop me! Stop me that game that kills ordinary people!” Gintoki Bai Yiyan struggled to complain, then turned his head and pointed to Mao Mao, who had already put on his swimming cap and goggles on the shore, “And, it’s not me, it’s the one over there, that…a teenager. That person said that he wanted to have sex with him. You two play together.”

“We have no problem at all.” A Miao replied.

“No way, let him join, Miss A Miao.” Kondo, who emerged from the water beside A Miao, said helplessly with his hands in his arms.

“It’s really cute,” the little monkey who emerged from the water put his hands on his hips and smiled helplessly, “there are such clumsy children who don’t know how to integrate into the circle of friends~”

“Come here! Junior!” Dongcheng, who stood up from the water, shouted in the direction of Maomao, “Come here! Junior! We are already friends! But it is forbidden to talk to the young master!”

” No, you are not qualified to say such things.” Yin Shi said without hesitation.

“Jiang Cheng sama! Ten minutes of holding your breath in the water has been completed!” Ge Ye and Wai Dao Maru said at the same time as they stood up from the water.

“The two of you are completely irrelevant!” Yin Shi complained angrily.

“Hold it for another two hours.” Jiang Chengcheng just glanced at the two of them lightly, then turned his head to look at Maomao on the shore, his expression became a little serious, “Yinshi, that person…”

[Is it exposed? ?

!

】 Yin Shi was shocked.

“Are you wearing briefs?” Jiang Cheng pointed at Mao Mao and looked at Yin Shi.

【Is this the point you noticed?

!

】 Yin Shi once again complained in his heart.

“Indeed, although we have nothing to do with each other,” Yueyong, who was standing beside Jiang Cheng, clasped her hands and said, “but the man was wearing briefs instead of swimming trunks, right?”

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