Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 574

[Chapter 529 : Keep quiet for your own funeral!]

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The next day, in the morning.

After completing the discharge procedures and arranging to accompany the two broken brothers, Katsuo Kuroma, who was concerned about his boss, hurried out of the Kabukicho Hospital.

Standing at the gate of his home base camp, Katsuo Kuroma wiped the sweat from his forehead, then pushed open the gate and stepped in.

But just after entering the door, Katsuo Kuroma suddenly noticed something was wrong, because… there was no one in the whole yard.

Katsuo Kuroma, who had a premonition that something was wrong, hurried to the main house, but… After opening the door, Katsuo Kuroma found that there was still no one there!

At this moment, Katsuo Kuroma panicked completely, threw away the toothpick in his mouth, and searched room after room with a solemn expression.

Finally… the emperor paid off. In a side room, Katsuo Heiju found his little brothers, but at this time… these people were all dressed in black Japanese formal clothes, kneeling on the ground, bowing their heads and sobbing. .

In front of the crowd was an urn on the stage, and next to the urn was a portrait, but due to the reflection, Katsuo Kuroma didn’t see the person in the photo clearly for the first time.

Beside him are Kagura and Shinbaha, who are wearing a monk’s hood and a monk’s costume. At this time, the two of them are pretending to knock on the wooden fish and constantly muttering something.

Because he was carrying his back, Katsuo Kuroma was unable to find out that the monks who were chanting were actually Shin Baha and Kagura.

[Could it be… Could it be that…!

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】Heiju Katsuo was startled, and at the same time his eyes widened involuntarily, 【Old… Boss he…! 】

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Before he could finish thinking about it, Katsuo Kuroma suddenly saw the photo on the portrait, and it turned out to be himself with a toothpick hanging on it!

“Big brother! We will never forget you!” a gangster shouted with tears in his eyes.

“Even if we get to that world, we will not forget you! Leave Mei Lijiang to us! We will take it to the park for a walk every day! Don’t worry!” Another gangster shouted while wiping tears.

“Big brother! All the way!” All the younger brothers stood up at the same time, bowed to the portrait in front of them, and shouted at the same time.

“Going like a ghost-!!” Katsuo Kuroko roared with white eyes and flew over, “Why did I just die like this?!”

“Big brother?!” A younger brother exclaimed, “Did you come back from that world because of loneliness?!”

“Idiot! It must be because I was worried that I came back from that world to see us!” Another younger brother said, “Brother, don’t worry! The eldest and the eldest have returned to the countryside! Reconciled with the mother-in-law Dengshi. Now! You can become a Buddha with peace of mind! Go!”

“Go!” The rest of the younger brothers echoed.

“Fuck you guys!” Heiju Katsuo was so angry at the group of younger brothers, “I’m not dead at all! Wait, what did you say just now? The boss and the eldest returned to the country? Reconciled? What about the war? What happened to the war?”

“Before the war started, Hua Tuo’s vixen was killed by the little girl’s uncle in the Master’s House because of personal vendetta.” A younger brother pointed to Kagura, who was sitting cross-legged on the floor in front of him and snoring.

“Is it the two of you?!” Katsuo Black Horse was not feeling well.

“Long time no see, Mr. Katsuo.” Shinbaha stood up and explained with a smile, “As a proof of the reconciliation between the two sides, the Goose Rat Group asked the Master House for this commission yesterday. However, Yinsang drank too much yesterday. , is still sleeping in bed so it’s just the two of us here.”

“Is it your job to have you hold a funeral for me?!” Katsuo Kuroma shouted with his blue veins bursting, “Speaking of which, even if you are entrusting me, be more serious! This little girl is still snoring! At the most serious funeral Screaming up!”

“Well, anyway, if I come here, please lie down in this coffin, and we will complete the commission.” Xin Baji pointed to the empty coffin in front of him.

“Go! Big brother! Don’t have any nostalgia!” All the younger brothers echoed in tears.

“I’m not dead yet!” Kuroko Katsuo roared with white eyes, “How much do you bastards want me to die?!”

“It’s noisy!” Kagura, who was woken up, stood up and scolded, before kicking the black horse Katsuo into the coffin in front of him, “Keep me quiet at the funeral! You bastard. !”

“Although you’re right, this is my funeral!” Katsuo Kuroma retorted with two hands on the mouth of the coffin, spitting out.

“You should keep quiet at your own funeral!” Kagura came directly to the coffin, stepped on it without any reason, and scolded while stepping on it, “Why don’t you look at the atmosphere! When everyone else is sad, you can What is that attitude, Aru?! What do you want to say to me until the funeral is over, bastard!!”

“That, Kagura-chan, if you step on it again, he may really die.” Shin Baha pushed the glasses on his face, muttered silently, then smiled, and rolled his eyes at the already The black horse Katsuo said, “In short, since it is a commission, we must carry out the commission to the end, so please bear with the corpse for a while, and then speak after the funeral.”

“Uh…uh…” Katsuo Kuroma, who had lost consciousness, could only make such a mumble.

“Then, the funeral will continue. Please sit down again.” Shin Baha turned to the members of the ditch rat group and said, “Continue according to the plot just before Mr. Katsuo’s arrival. Next, let the family members carry Coffin, family members please come forward.”

After listening, a group of younger brothers rushed up one after another, expressing that they wanted to send their eldest brother the last ride.

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When Katsuo Kuroshima woke up again, he found that he seemed to be slowly moving with something, and at the same time he heard bursts of whimpering behind him.

Katsuo Kuroma sat up with a puzzled look on his face, looking at the group of younger brothers who were wiping their tears and waving goodbye to him. He turned his head to look directly in front of him.

After seeing the crematorium in front of him, Katsuo Kuroma jumped off the conveyor belt without hesitation, and roared with white eyes, “Do you really want to send me away?!”

“Well, the funeral isn’t over yet, Mr. Katsuo.” Shinbaha showed a distressed expression, “Now please enter the crematorium, and after we have collected the ashes for your burial, we will worship you. Can you speak again after resurrection?”

“Resurrection is how to resurrect?! After I said it, I was completely dead, right?!” Katsuo Black Horse shouted with white eyes and bursting blue veins.

“That, big brother…” A younger brother whispered in the ear of Katsuo Heiko, “We entrusted them this time. If you don’t cooperate well until the funeral is over, the picky eaters will become us. Boss. Now that we are not there, we can’t do it alone. So, eldest brother, please cooperate with them a little. Don’t worry, there is a partition in the crematorium, you can just go in there, and it will be fine.”

“So who is it that entrusted them with this kind of work?!” Katsuo Black Horse roared with white eyes.

After listening, all the members of the ditch rat group turned their faces away, looked left and looked right, but they didn’t look at the black horse Katsuo.

“Do all the members have a share?! You bastards!” Heiko Katsuo’s whole body is bad.

“I’ll fight!” Kagura kicked over with a flying kick, and directly kicked Katsuo Black Horse into the crematorium, “Don’t get in the way, Aru!”

“Brother! All the way!” The members of the ditch rat group bowed again and shouted.

“You bastards!!” Kuroko Katsuo scolded loudly.

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In the evening, after the whole set of funerals was over.

Katsuo Kuroshima came out from the partition of the crematorium in the crematorium.

It is said that several staff members who were on duty at the crematorium at the time were all stunned.

Katsuo Kuroma was walking back alone, looking up at the night sky that had descended before he knew it, and couldn’t help but smile.

“That’s not bad, boss, just leave the ditch rat group to me…”

“Big brother!”

The voices of the members of the ditch rat group suddenly came from the front.

Looking at the members of the ditch rat group who were waving at him in front of him, Katsuo Kuroma first smiled, then his expression changed instantly, and he flew over with white eyes and blue veins.

“Don’t think I’ll forgive you bastards so easily!”

“Welcome back, boss!” ×n

“Ha ha ha ha……”

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The next day, when Katsuo Kuroma proudly led a group of younger brothers to stroll on the street, he once again met a duo of the Master House who seemed to be deliberately provoking trouble – Kagura and Shinhachi.

“That, Private Marseille,” Shinyachi said to the portrait in his hand, pushing his glasses towards Katsuo Kuroma, “I received a request from the crematorium about the ghost running out of the crematorium, can you cooperate a little? ?”

“Hey, hurry up and go back to me, you bastard.” Kagura pretended to be a full-fledged bastard.

Seeing this, the black horse Katsuo, who couldn’t bear it any longer, was about to go crazy, but before he could say a word, a younger brother leaned into the black horse Katsuo’s ear and reminded in a low voice: “That , UU reading www.sonicmtl.com Brother, if we don’t cooperate well at this time, we will be the ones who will pick up the trouble. It will really turn into a war…”

After all, the younger brothers took a few steps back while tacitly understanding, and distanced themselves from Katsuo Kuroma.

“You bastards did it on purpose, right?!” Katsuo Black Horse scolded.

“Shinbaha, this bastard is deliberately provoking things, right?” Kagura pointed to Katsuo, the black horse, and asked Xiang Xinhaha, “Is he going to compete with our Dengshi family, right?”

“Mr. Katsuo, can you think that’s what you mean?” Shin Baha pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose again, and glanced at the black horse Katsuo lightly.

“It’s clearly you who picked things up first, right?!” Katsuo Kuroma retorted without hesitation.

“We’re just completing our mission,” Shinbaha replied confidently.

“Bastards! I can’t bear you any longer! War is war!” The black horse Katsuo shouted with his veins bursting, “Come on! I must compete with your Dengshi family today!”

“Little uncle, this person said he wanted to start a war Aru.” Kagura shouted to Jiang Cheng who had just passed by.

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