Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 549

[Chapter 506: There are very few successful cases of the first blind date.]

“Then, let’s start with a normal self-introduction.” A Miao narrowed her eyes with a smile on her face, “Let’s start with me, Shimura Miao, eighteen years old, runs a long-established dojo at home, there is a ten Six-year-old younger brother. Usually likes cooking, especially good at egg cooking. Ideally, the other half should have a stable job. If the assets are about 10 billion, it will be enough. To attract other women, it is enough to be ordinary, but people must be honest! There can only be one of me in the eyes! And…”

Hearing A Miao’s chattering man’s conditions, Jiang Cheng’s entire face began to stop. He twitched incessantly.

【This woman… is incredible…】 Jiang Cheng thought to himself, with a black line on his head, 【Who gave her this self-confidence?

Why can you say such a thing with such an expression?

Thank goodness for such a self-centered woman to marry!

condition?

Please stop!

】

“… Next is Jiang Chengsang.”

“Hehe… Well, Miss A Miao should know about my conditions,” Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his mouth awkwardly, “It’s far from Miss A Miao’s conditions. , so I don’t think we need to waste time, that’s all…”

“Yes! Miss A Miao!” Kondo’s voice suddenly came from under the table, “There is no need to waste time with such a man on a blind date! It’s just a It’s just a waste game OTAKU! Speaking of the conditions that Miss A Miao just said, except for not having 10 billion wealth, the rest is basically talking about me! Miss A Miao, is I so important in your mind?! ”

Seeing Kondo appearing from under the table, wearing a black suit, holding his hands and talking to himself, everyone present fell silent.

“It should be a bonus for keeping pets, right? Jiang Hua.” The owner of Xinghaifang said to Jiang Hua, who is on the side. “Girls who keep pets are generally very caring, and I think this girl should be kept for observation.”

“Daddy, that is just that. An orangutan stalker is just Aru.” Kagura corrected expressionlessly, “It’s just a stalker who looks indistinguishable from an orangutan.”

“Get out of the way!! You stalker gorilla ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!” A Miao stood up instantly and stomped on Kondo’s face fiercely.

“Miss A Miao, it’s not like that!” Kondo quickly defended.

“Your performance has been ruined by you!”

After saying that, A Miao picked up Kondo, who had a bruised nose and a swollen face, and threw it out of the window. With the sound of glass shattering, Kondo flew outside. on the main road.

But that wasn’t the end of it, A Miao jumped out immediately, and started to greet Kondo’s face while riding on Kondo’s body with punch after punch.

“Although it’s not as good as your uppercut, I think this level of domestic violence is still necessary.” Xinghai Fangzhu said again, “A family without domestic violence is not a normal family at all, Jiang Hua, this girl I think it can.”

[You can be tall!

】 Jiang Cheng scolded inwardly, and then directly photographed the red button on the table.

“Please enter the next contestant.” Kagura shouted in the direction of the door.

…

Seeing Kubei sitting in front of him wearing a pink yukata, his hair tied into a double ponytail, and his blindfold replaced by a pink Kubei, Jiang Cheng’s eyes twitched again.

“This girl looks good too.” The Master of Xinghaifang folded his hands and nodded, commenting on his own.

“Well, my young master will take care of the judges…” Dongcheng, who was holding the camera, secretly stuffed something into the hands of Kagura and Xinghai Fangzhu, “My young master’s conditions are very good, even if there are some small shortcomings It can also be completely ignored. I am also very concerned about the fact that this work has not yet decided on a heroine. To be honest, I have never seen a woman who is more suitable to be the heroine than my young master. ”

“Cough cough!” The owner of Xinghaifang secretly put the money that Dongcheng had put into his hands into his arms, “We are very fair, don’t think that sending this kind of thing will make us give a few more points, it’s useless. But having said that, this girl does have the beauty and conditions to be a heroine.”

“Yes, Mommy, Xiaojiu is a very good girl Aru.” Kagura also forcibly stuffed Dongcheng with the money. Putting it in his pocket, he said with a serious face, “Also, Mommy, you may not know that my uncle used to have such a story with a woman named “Nine”, Aru.

”

[You give me a bit of an adequate amount, bastards! What is that? Can you still bribe the judges?!] Jiang Cheng said frantically, “What are you doing here?!

” “That… Your Excellency Jiang Cheng,” After a long silence, Jiubingwei finally said, “Can the blind date begin?

”

Well, it’s over, bye.”

“Speaking, Jiang Cheng pressed the red button in front of him without hesitation.

“Why… how is this!”

” Jiubingwei said in shock, “I… haven’t said anything yet!”

”

Ah, you don’t need to say anything,” Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly, squinting Doudou’s eyes, “it’s better that you already know what you’re going to say when you’re sitting here, so you don’t have to force yourself.”

Besides, bribery of the judges is absolutely not allowed. Even if you really have real materials and really let you advance, if you are dug up by the media later, it will become a trouble.

It will be unclear. Considering that it will affect the company’s reputation, it is better to eliminate it directly.

”

“So it is!”

Jiubingwei nodded, “I didn’t expect Your Excellency Jiang Cheng to be so far-sighted. It is true that I have been promoted to the judges when I have already bribed the judges. If the media digs it out later, it will become a troublesome thing.”

”

It’s great that you can forgive me…” Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly, “Sa, please leave quickly after receiving the souvenir at the door.

”

I see,” Kubei nodded, “but, before I leave, there is still something I want to know, and that is… about the woman named “Nine” that Kagura just mentioned, Honestly…”

“Hey, are you hired by those gossip readers?”

After

the fourth contestant appeared, Jiang Cheng finally couldn’t help standing up and roared loudly.

“Hey!! Give me a little more!” Jiang Cheng pointed at Waidoumaru and Kuzuha, who were hugging a quilt opposite, “Why can such a guy participate in a blind date! I don’t understand at all! Speaking of these two guys It’s not human at all! And why is it a team of two! What kind of person do you take me for!”

“Lord Jiang Cheng, I’m ready at any time!” Saidaomaru shouted excitedly, “I’ve already made up for it recently. Some things about human beings! You’re welcome! Even here!”

“My body is always ready! Lord Jiang Cheng! Please don’t be polite! It’s as crazy as the kind of thing you did to Lord Nine. Ruin me!” Ge Ye’s nostrils spurted two excited air currents.

“Get out of the way!!”

“What’s the matter with these two? Kagura sauce?” The Master of Xinghaifang asked Kagura across Jiang Hua.

“Ah, it’s a shikigami, a creature like a monster, Aru.” Kagura explained, “The woman named ‘Nine’ I mentioned earlier seems to be a thousand-year-old monster.

It seems that because of what happened to his little uncle, he finally became a god in the sky, Aru.

”

“Mr. Jiang Cheng!”

It doesn’t matter even here!

come quickly!

“Wai Dao Wan did not know when he had already laid the bedding.

“There is no problem with the three of them!”

I can accept it!

faster!

“I don’t know when Ge Ye, who was already lying in the quilt, shouted excitedly.

“Shine!”

!

While shouting, Jiang Cheng rolled up the two shikigami with a quilt and threw them out of

the

window

.

When Yin Shi dressed as a woman, Jiang Cheng’s face darkened completely.

“First meeting, my name is Juan…”

“I met you for the first time!” Jiang Cheng directly stretched out his hand and pressed Yin Shi’s head on the table, which shattered a whole piece of the table, and roared with white eyes, “Why even men dress up as women to participate in blind dates? ”

If it wasn’t for the 10,000 yuan subsidy for participating in a blind date, do you think I would participate in such a disgusting OTAKU blind date?!” Yin Shi raised his head and shouted angrily.

“Hey, what’s going on?” Jiang Cheng asked Kagura, who was beside him. “What do you mean by subsidy? Why can you still get subsidy for a blind date with me?

” There is no such thing as a 30-year-old waste wood squatting at home, if there is no subsidy, it is very difficult to have a woman who is willing to have a blind date with you.” Kagura explained casually.

“Hey, why do you say that I’m so bad? It doesn’t sound handsome at all! It sounds like a complete waste! I’m the protagonist!”

“I really hope you can have a little self-knowledge, Aru…”

… …

Looking at Gui, who was wearing a woman’s clothes and had a bulging chest, Jiang Cheng was really on the verge of collapsing.

“Please pick up the sword with me again…”

Before Gui could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng roared and kicked him out of the window.

“Before that, you should pick up your own sword! The guy who threw away the sword between his thighs has no right to say that!!” ”

Hey

, is that enough? This time Don’t you even change your clothes?” Jiang Cheng held his forehead with a look of unrequited love, “Give me a little more, you people…”

“That, boss,” the man who was sitting opposite Jiang Cheng was really dressed. Sogo, who was in the uniform, raised his hand and replied, “I didn’t come to participate in that kind of boring blind date, I just wanted to ask Kondo-san if he’s been here.”

Jiang Cheng:

…

“Long time no see~Jiangzi~”

Looking at Xixiang in front of him, Jiang Cheng was silent for two seconds, then turned around and vomited, Σ_(??????”∠) vomit…

“First time meeting, You are Jiang Zi’s sister, right? I’m Ghost God Madmajer Xixiang.” Madam Xixiang said respectfully to Jiang Hua, “As you can see, she is a single mother, and at the same time, she is also a lover of Jiang Zi. The sad woman in my heart…” Before

Xixiang finished speaking, Jiang Cheng wiped the corner of his mouth and pressed the red button on the table without thinking.

“What a ruthless man…” Xixiang covered his face and wanted to weep, “I pressed that ruthless button without waiting for others to finish, it really made me… I couldn’t stop being excited! Jiang Zi!”

“Why? I’m getting excited! It’s disgusting! Get out of the way!” Jiang Cheng directly threw an uppercut, hitting Xixiang to the ceiling.

“This…I think it’s okay…” Looking at Xixiang hanging on the ceiling, the owner of Xinghaifang nodded and commented, “A single mother with a child, and this level of domestic violence, it feels unexpectedly appropriate. ”

Hey, bald, do you want to die?” Jiang Cheng said coldly.

Half an hour later, a bunch of shemales from the Shemale Club hung on the ceiling of the entire restaurant.

…

“Lord Jiang Cheng, long time no see.”

Looking at Xiaoyu sitting opposite, Jiang Cheng was moved for no reason, raised his head and covered his eyes, sobbing.

“I don’t know what’s going on, but after passing by those people, I felt a little moved when I saw Xiaoyu.”

“Kagura-chan, isn’t this human?” Xinghaifang asked Kagura who was beside him.

“Ah, it’s the robot Aru.” Kagura nodded and replied, “But Aru seems to have a super-friendly relationship with my uncle. Baba also said before that Xiaoyu is a woman my uncle raised outside, Aru.”

“Xiaoyu, please, talk to me more, just stick to it until the end of today.” Jiang Cheng pleaded, “I can’t take it anymore… woo woo…”

“Lord Jiang Cheng, please also Cheer up a little.” Xiaoyu comforted, “I’m here to cheer for Lord Jiang Cheng.”

“That kind of thing doesn’t matter.” Jiang Chengsheng muttered reluctantly, “Just sit like this until it gets dark and let this At the end of the day, I…I don’t want to participate in this kind of blind date anymore…”

“Jiang Chengjiang, don’t think about procrastinating, as my sister said, I will always be watching you.” Come.

“Ah! God! Help me!” Jiang Cheng shouted in collapse.

…

After a whole day of blind dates, Jiang Cheng can be said to be physically and mentally exhausted.

“Is it alright? Sister?” Jiang Cheng said to Jiang Hua, lying on the table with no love, “Sure enough, this kind of thing can’t be forced, free love, free love, this era is already the era of free love. ”

Looking at the thick information sheet left in his hand, Jiang Hua looked at the already dimly lit street outside the window, and finally nodded lightly and stood up.

“Let’s go here today, Kagura, and inform the remaining girls that they will line up here at eight o’clock tomorrow night.”

“Do you want to continue?!” Jiang Cheng’s whole body is bad, “Hey , forgive me, I really can’t do it, why do you have to have a blind date? I don’t need that at all, forget it, everyone is very busy at the end of the year, and participating in this kind of activity is also very troublesome for others “Oh

…”

Jiang Cheng chattered, but Jiang Hua didn’t hear a word, holding the cigarette stick in one hand, turned around and walked towards the door.