Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 526

[Chapter 483 : Sometimes I want to have dessert after dinner!]

“Then, let’s start the third round of the decisive battle!”

The voice of the host on the stage sounded again with the sound of the gong.

Gintoki and Seimei were also attracted by the host’s voice and looked up.

“Now, since the results of the first and second rounds are both tied, the third round has become a true decisive battle!”

With the host’s voice, a square boxing ring slowly rose on the stage.

“The game is divided into two groups with a total of 8 players in the death duel! Fight until one side is completely wiped out!”

At this time, Gintoki and Seimei did not hesitate at all, and stepped onto the decisive stage step by step with a determined look.

The two jumped while holding onto the ropes of the boxing ring. After a handsome and straightforward jump, Seimei landed steadily, while Yinshi stumbled over the rope and screamed and fell on the floor in a big font. superior.

“Come on! Silver sauce! Sister control!” Kagura, who was still nibbling on a large piece of oily shikigami meat, shouted inarticulately to the stage, “Go and get rid of this dark cloud, this Drive all the heavy rain away!”

Ignoring Seimei’s speechless and slightly contemptuous gaze, Gintoki patted the dust on his body like a normal person and stood up calmly. If it wasn’t for the nosebleed that was still gushing out, he might have been directly fooled by his extremely serious eyes. past.

At the same time, the crowd in the surrounding stands cheered vigorously, just like the audience at the WWE scene.

“Well, can you order dessert after dinner?” Jiang Cheng burped and rubbed his bloated belly, looking aside at Bao Xian, who was picking his teeth with a satisfied face, “Hey, please eat so delicious. The roasted shikigami is gone, don’t make any fuss.”

“Hiccup~ That, please wait a moment,” Baoxian stood up after hiccupping, and looked at the white bones on the ground in front of him, his face showing grief again, “Before that, please let me give Yasha Maru to me personally. Bury it and give it its last ride.”

“That, Intimate Marseille,” Kagura shouted, raising his hand.

“Can I take these bones back, Alu? I also have a big dog at home. I think these bones are very suitable as a teething stick for spring, Alu!”

“That’s it, then please bring them all back!” A flash of joy flashed in Bao Xian’s eyes.

“Hey, didn’t you just want to send your family’s last journey in grief just now?” Jiang Cheng complained with a look of contempt, “Why are you sending your family’s “remains” so simply now?

Did you just laugh?

Absolutely laughing, right?

Is it because you don’t have to clean up these bones and smile happily?

”

“Don’t make such a joke!” Baoxian stared at his big red eyes, and his voice was fierce, “What do you know about Yashamaru?! Do you know how much it likes humans?! After death, its own remains can help humans. … pet, it will also be very happy! This is its last wish!”

“Well, as long as you’re happy,” Jiang Cheng said casually, and then waved his hand, “Anyway, hurry up and bring over the dessert.”

“Is it okay for Buffy?” Bao Xian asked tentatively.

“No, no, my stomach can’t take that kind of thing anymore,” Jiang Cheng waved his hand in rejection, then glanced at the host on the stage, “Isn’t there that Pandemonion or something just now, it seems It’s also pretty good, just take out dozens or hundreds of them.”

“Huh?!” Bao Xian and Kagura let out a shocked cry at the same time.

“Uncle, do you really want to eat something like that, Aru?!” Kagura opened his mouth wide and looked at Jiang Cheng in horror.

“That’s Shikigami’s dessert! Humans can’t do it, right?!” Bao Xian persuaded kindly, “Is it still Parfait? How about chocolate? Chestnut is also fine.”

“Didn’t you say it just now? The more ugly things taste, the better they taste,” Jiang Cheng glanced at him lightly, “Well, hurry up and bring it to me.”

“No way, since it’s a guest’s request, then there’s no way.” Saying that, Bao Xian took out a paper figurine of Summoning Shikigami from his arms, bit his thumb and pressed it on the paper figurine’s abdomen.

Shout out, “Mosimoxi, Pandemonion delivery!”

Ding dong ding dong!

“Hey, how many?” A female voice sounded from the paper figurine.

“The more the better,” Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently, “Hurry up.”

“Hi! Pandemonion delivery, immediate delivery!”

The paper man walkie-talkie just finished, the paper man bang!

It exploded with a bang, and the smoke spread, and then a beautiful woman appeared with a huge pan full of Pandemonion.

The woman was wearing an extravagant red silk bathrobe. She had a strong figure, a beautiful face, and was full of charm. Her long ink-like hair was naturally draped behind her. Fox ears and fox ears flashed on the woman’s head and behind her. The phantom of several tails.

What was even more incredible was that the woman seemed to be enveloped in an inexplicable and sacred aura.

“Pandemonion’s delivery has arrived, and the little girl retire.”

After putting down the plate, the woman bowed to Jiang Cheng and was about to leave.

“Wait for me!” Jiang Cheng suddenly called out the shikigami.

Hearing the sound, the woman’s eyes flashed with excitement, she raised her head and looked at Jiang Cheng expectantly.

【Thinking…do you remember?

】The woman thought so.

“Well, you haven’t received the money yet,” Jiang Cheng pointed to Bao Xian who was beside him, “Just ask him to ask for it.”

A blue vein burst out on the woman’s forehead unconsciously, and then she turned her head and glanced at Bao Xian lightly.

“Oh, I almost forgot,” Baoxian, who had reacted, quickly took out his wallet from his arms, counted out a few pieces of Shikigami’s special currency and handed it to the woman.

After the woman stretched out her hand to take the money, it turned into a puff of blue smoke and disappeared in place.

“Hey? Where’s the invoice? Why did you leave without even issuing the invoice this time?” Bao Xian wondered, “By the way, this is the first time I’ve seen this woman, is it a new clerk?”

Jiang Cheng rested his chin with one hand and sat cross-legged on the ground with a slightly solemn expression. He quietly looked at the dozens of Pandemoniums that were clearly alive on the large plate in front of him.

After a few seconds, Jiang Cheng’s heart sank. He stretched out his right hand and grabbed a Pandemonion covered in disgusting mucus. Without thinking much, he stretched out his left hand and tore it in half. Then he lowered his head and closed his eyes and ate in a big mouthful.

Looking at Jiang Cheng’s appearance, Kagura swallowed his saliva, and out of curiosity, he tried to imitate Jiang Cheng’s movements and stretched out his small hand to endure the nausea and grab a Pandemonion.

However, before Kagura could learn Jiang Cheng’s next step and tear Pandemonion in half, the voice of Xin Baji suddenly came from behind Kagura.

“Pan…Miss Pandemonion…” Shinbaha’s eyes widened, looking at Pendemonion in Kagura’s hands in disbelief, “Why…why…”

In the fantasy of Xin Ba Ha…

“Cheat… cheat…” Miss Pandemonion, who was in Kagura’s hands, looked at Xin Baha with tears in her eyes.

“Just now… it clearly disappeared in front of me…” Xinba murmured, “Why… why does it appear again…”

“Xin…Xin Bazhujun…” Miss Pandemonion rubbed her claws, her eyes glittering and her eyes dodging.

“Miss Pandemonion…” Finally, Xinba didn’t hesitate any longer, his face was full of joy of reunion, and he rushed straight towards Kagura, “Miss Pandemonion——!”

“Shinbaha-kun–!” Miss Pandemonion shouted, opening all her claws to wait for the arrival of the new Bahaw.

However, just when Xin Baji’s hand was about to touch Pandemonion, Kagura had already completed Jiang Cheng’s second step, which was to tear Pandemonion in two from the middle. Half.

“Bastard!!” Shinbaha stared at her big red eyes and the sad tears couldn’t stop, shaking Kagura’s shoulders frantically, “Why-?! Do you want to be killed by me?! Pan De Miss Monion… give me back Miss Pandemonion!!”

Kagura was completely unmoved, squinting Doudou’s eyes and expressionlessly imitating Jiang Cheng to put Pandemonion into his mouth and chew it.

At this moment, Jiang Cheng, who had just eaten a whole pandemonion, suddenly turned his head and vomited.

Within two seconds, Kagura also turned his head and vomited.

[It’s not enough… It’s still the last point…] Jiang Cheng wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth after spitting up, and then grabbed a Pandemonion again, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com repeating the action just now .

Kagura, who had vomited, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth. Looking at Jiang Cheng who looked like this, although he wanted to say something out loud, he finally gave up. Kagura could see that Jiang Cheng was willing and willing. to force himself to do this, for some purpose known only to him.

Sighing lightly and shaking his head, Kagura said in his heart [My uncle is really pitiful~], and then turned his attention to the boxing ring.

At this time, Gaidou Maru has also entered the field, and the third game is about to start.

“The showdown method is a 10-second countdown,” the host shouted to both sides of the competition who had already arrived. “First, a group of players will come to the stage and exchange players by high fives!”

“Humph,” Daoman hummed as he looked at Seimei in front of him, “there is no need for two strongest onmyoji in this world. Let’s end all this now, the long-standing Mirimino family and Yuno family’s A strife, a causal spiral of hatred…”

“Then, the duel begins!” Before Doman could finish speaking, the host on the side interrupted and preached loudly.

Clang!

!

The gong for the final was sounded.

“Wait a minute, I’ve only said half of what I’ve said,” Daoman hurriedly spread out his hands and said, “Is it too long? Would it be better to make it a little shorter?”

“Lord Daoman! Please eradicate those hateful savages! Let’s usher in the glorious era of our savages—!!”

I don’t know that the stupid idiot in the stands shouted.

“Come on!! Silver sauce! Sister control!!” Kagura raised his fist and shouted to the stage.

As for Xinba Haw… At this moment, he was holding a Miss Pandemonion (in a fantasy) with a very disgusting expression, telling one sentence after another of disgusting love.

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