Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 519

[Chapter 476: Lack of love experience is also an important cause of emotional problems!]

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“I’m leaving first…” Jiang Cheng turned around and was about to leave.

“It’s useless, Lord Jiang Cheng,” Wai Daomaru turned around and reminded, “Even if you run away now, they will still find you later. The one who wants to take revenge is you. Now is an opportunity to join forces with Lord Seimei…”

“Cut!” Jiang Cheng cut his face with disdain, “Anyway, I understand why that bastard brother called me a benefactor. , but accidentally got into even more trouble. Really… Hey, Kagura, Shinhachi, why are you so far away from me? Are you worried about being implicated?”

“No, no, I just feel a little squeezed.” Xin Ba Hao said with a haha.

“Yes, yes, it’s just a little crowded, Aru.” Kagura folded his hands and nodded, lying seriously, “It’s definitely not because he was afraid of being implicated by my uncle!”

“No way,” Jiang Cheng moved for a moment. At the same time, he pulled out the umbrella around his waist, “If you want the whole thing to end, the only way is to get rid of the whole family. Hey, little girl with horns on her head, give me a hand, let’s go to the next door a little… A door.”

“Hey! Lord Jiang Cheng!” After answering, Wai Daomaru pulled out the huge mace behind him.

“Wait a minute!” Xin Baha hurriedly stopped Jiang Cheng, “You two, calm down! It’s not to that extent! There must be other ways! Don’t make this kind of joke that’s not funny at all. Jiang Chengsang!”

“No, I’m not joking.” Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes, raised an index finger and smiled, “I hate this feeling of being stared at all the time. End this grievance directly. ”

” Calm down !!! “Xin Bayi desperately stopped,” That kind of murderer speaks, stop quickly! ”

At the same time, the combined spell battle in the sky also came to fruition. The red spell dragon of Milinojia directly suppressed the red spell dragon of Yuye Zhong. Although they resisted desperately, it was of no avail. The red magic dragon directly extinguished the blue dragon and smashed into the body of the knots.

All the Yuno family’s onmyoji were crushed to the ground and fainted on the spot after screaming, while the blue spell dragon bounced up to the sky, and quickly rushed into the clouds and disappeared.

After just a few short seconds, drop after drop of rain fell…

“Everyone!” Xin Baha shouted,

He hurriedly charged towards the group of Knots who fell to the ground, and Kagura followed closely behind.

“That’s right, all the disasters that befell Christ-sama were caused by a man’s spell.” Saying that, Waidoumaru glanced at the thick smoke of the wall that had been smashed down by the spell just now. “The leader of the Silinye crowd, the ex-husband of Lord Christ, the black Onmyoji Silino Daoman.” As

soon as the outsider’s voice fell, the thick smoke gradually dissipated, and the figure in the middle became clear. It is a group of wild people headed by Daoman.

“That’s the anchor of Yuno…” Shinbaha murmured as he looked at Doman who appeared in the gap in the wall.

“Ex-husband…” Kagura took over.

“That’s right, even though he was married, he never opened his heart, and he was a man who was taken away by Jiang Cheng-sama and Seimei-sama with perfect cooperation.”

“Hey, don’t talk about superfluous things!” Jiang With a blank face, he reminded, “It has nothing to do with me! By the way, that idiot brother was going to divorce them, right? So it doesn’t matter if there is me or not!”

[No, it’s not this man…] Jiang Cheng glanced. Full of eyes, I thought to myself.

“Dao… Daoman…” Seimei struggled to get up and looked at Daoman with gritted teeth.

“Hahaha…” Daoman, who was holding a small folding fan, couldn’t help laughing, and sneered, “Ahahaha… Seimei, it seems that I won again today! Your sister’s weather forecast is wrong again. I think it’s better to resign before being fired? People who can’t even report the weather forecast are still on TV so leisurely. I think you two brothers and sisters are more alike than you are thick-skinned! ”

Daoman…you bastard…” After gritting his teeth, Seimei squeezed a few handprints, then quickly took out the circulation board from his sleeve and threw it at Daoman, “The circulation board—! !”

The circulation board, blessed by the mantra, flew towards Daoman very quickly.

On the other hand, Daoman raised his folding fan calmly, and a red chessboard-shaped magic circle appeared in the air, which easily blocked the circulation board, and the magic power on the circulation board also dissipated at the same time.

“What… what!” Seimei’s eyes widened in disbelief, as if he didn’t believe that his attack would be stopped so easily.

Immediately afterwards, Daoman gently used the folding fan to sway the stopped circulation board and lifted it into the air, hummed twice and taunted: “Seimei, you who are fighting to become the strongest Onmyoji are yours. Incantation…”

Saying that, Daoman stretched out his right hand to catch the circular board that had just fallen, “I can’t even do a small scratch on me.”

After speaking, Daoman opened the circular board and looked at it. He got up, and continued to say to himself, “Oh~ Is there a trip to pick pine mushrooms organized by the neighborhood committee? Do you want to participate? I am no longer the me I used to be, but to take revenge and be reborn like your brothers and sisters and that man. ~Seimei, aren’t you going? Then I’ll help you go, you deserve it~”

After that, Daoman picked up a ballpoint pen and drew a few strokes on the circulation board.

“You bastard…” Seimei gritted his teeth and said bitterly.

“Even if you want to rebel against our savage crowd, after several failures in the spell battle, there is no one around you who can fight!” Daoman glanced at Seimei and said lightly, “You are the only one who protects your sister with a shield. The rain won’t stop, Seimei, even if Crist is fired. Or if you gangsters perish, the rain won’t stop. The rain will continue until the wailing of your brothers and sisters is gone, and then the rest of the It’s only… that man!”

“That…” Jiang Cheng’s voice suddenly came from Daoman’s ear, “Your face has been pranked again~ Although the pattern is different from last time, it is definitely another It’s a prank. You’ve been talking for so long in this state, and they must have been laughing from the beginning, so no one talked to you.”

“You… why are you here?!” Daoman stepped back two steps to one side in an instant, gnashing his teeth and looking at Liang Cheng.

“Hey, it’s you, right? I remember you,” Jiang Cheng pointed to a bald onmyoji from the Sili Ye community, “It was you last time! It was you who admitted that it was you who did the prank! This time it’s you! No need Pretend, I can see it at a glance!”

“It’s still like this…” Daoman clenched his fists, “It’s said that this is not a prank but a curse mark! The curse mark! It’s a different curse mark from the last time!”

“Orochimaru That?” Jiang Cheng tilted his head.

“It’s the curse mark of the Onmyoji!”

“Aren’t you afraid of embarrassment, so you just made an excuse?” Jiang Cheng looked incredulous, then sighed and said earnestly, “I said can you accept the reality as soon as possible? Why? Just so unwilling to accept the reality of being pranked on your face? Are you still a man like this?”

“Asshole!” Daoman gritted his teeth and cursed bitterly, “If it wasn’t for you, Kerry and I would Stecon just…”

“Wait! I hope I can have a good chat with you about this!” Jiang Cheng interrupted and replied, “At least we need to clear up the misunderstanding between us! In short, Now you need to understand one thing, that is, the matter of your divorce from that sister-in-law’s sister has nothing to do with me in the end !” “Do you

want to escape the guilt?!”

“Don’t worry.” Jiang Cheng shook his head. , sighed and looked at Daoman, and then said earnestly, “You are the type who are forced to divorce because they have no experience in love. If it were me, it would never lead to divorce, even if it were you. The child has already given birth to several litters.”

“What do you mean by Christ?! How can you have several litters in such a short period of time?!” Seimei became anxious upon hearing this.

“Shut up too!” Jiang Cheng shouted angrily, “The elder brother who made decisions for his sister without authorization, and the ex-husband who knows nothing about love, it’s the responsibility of the two of you and Japan’s responsibility when things get to this point. !”

“Cough cough…” Jiang Cheng cleared his throat and said again, “I don’t know what the two of you think, since you found out that the anchor was unhappy, why not let her do what she wants to do? What? If you get married, you can’t continue to do the job you like? Who stipulated it?”

“Hey, you,” Jiang Cheng glanced at Daoman, “Did you also find that the woman was unhappy all day after marriage, do you really Don’t you know why? If you could support her to continue her work as a weather forecaster at that time, and play the role of a caring and considerate husband who diligently sends his wife to work every day, do you think the two of you would still divorce? Absolutely not!” “Huh

?” Doman said in disbelief, “Really…really?!”

“Ah, indeed, according to Yuno’s character, at that time, if you, as a husband, could support If she works normally after marriage, the two of them shouldn’t be at this level.” Xin Baha nodded.

“Even if the relationship is getting better and better, it is possible Aru.” Kagura echoed.

“This is the lesson of lack of love knowledge, it has nothing to do with others.” Jiang Cheng continued, “There is also the most important reason, that is the problem in Japan, basically more than 80% of men feel that after marriage Women can’t go out to work, why? Why can’t women go out and do what they like? Why can only be a full-time wife at home by doing laundry and cooking? This is discrimination!”

“It’s about to start again…” said in a low voice.

“Ah, indeed, there shouldn’t be a few Aru in this world facing this kind of foolishness of my uncle…” Kagura whispered.

“But…is this the consensus of Japan?” Doman raised an objection.

“It’s the selfish consensus of you men! Women are human too!” Jiang Cheng criticized fiercely, “This is discrimination! So! In fact, no one is wrong, it is Japan that is wrong! It is this country. That old thinking is right! It is that old thinking that makes you divorced!”

“Hey, give me a break.” Shin Baha raised his hand expressionlessly and shouted, “Why did you throw all the blame on this country after the final conclusion?”

“Who do you think I am ?

Isn’t that right?” Jiang Cheng shrugged, “If you have something to say?”

“Maybe what you said makes sense, but…” Daoman clenched his fists, his face full of expressions.

Indignant, “It’s useless! Now I just want to avenge you!”

“Hey? Really?” Jiang Cheng squeezed his chin and pretended to be puzzled, “Actually, there is one here that might make you two. The way to get back together, although you need to start with pursuing her little by little, but as long as you follow my advice, the possibility of the two of you becoming like glue is more than 90%, and if you don’t want to know it, it’s fine… Wow!! ”

Shut up for me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!” Seimei and Yinshi didn’t know where the strength came from, and at the same time they flew over and kicked Jiang Cheng out.

“Didn’t you two just stand still without any strength?!” Jiang Cheng cursed with white eyes as he got up.

“I won’t let Kristen hang on the same tree!” Ching roared with clear eyes, “And your methods are simply crooked! It’s a shame that I still treat you as a benefactor!”