Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 505

[Chapter 462: Domestic cats don’t understand the troubles of wild cats, but not the other way around.]

“I’m going to die anyway, so it’s better to kill the two of you now!” After scolding in a low voice, Jiang Chengbai turned to Gintoki and Kondo and beat them up.

“Be quiet!” Gui on the side reminded helplessly while watching the two cats and one orangutan fighting, then turned to look at the two people from Mutian Polygonum who were pulling the cage, “Now is not the time for infighting, don’t hurry up. If we escape from here, we will be killed before we rescue His Highness Yoshiichi.”

Jiang Cheng, Gintoki and Kondo then stopped.

“Look at that guy’s waist.” Gui looked at a bunch of keys on the waist of a Mutianlian star who was pulling the cage, and then said: “Find a way to get that bunch of keys.”

“Listen. Yin Shi was facing Gui and said solemnly: “As long as the cat can stick its head out of the cage, the rest will naturally have a solution. Wig, your head with only sad brain cells should be able to do it. No one will feel embarrassed even if the bad result is crushed.”

“I will be embarrassed!” Gui shouted with two big # characters on his head.

“Anyway, hurry up, we’re running out of time!” Yin Shi urged.

“A wig, I always thought that you are a man who can bend and stretch. No one can do this kind of thing except you.” Jiang Cheng cast a warm look of encouragement towards Gui.

“Hey, I said it won’t work…” Gui stood up and retorted to the two cats.

“Okay, I told you to hurry up!”

Saying that, Yin Shi got up directly, stood on his legs, and kicked Gui’s body out of the cage with one kick.

Uh… just the body, with the head still stuck in the cage.

“Go out! The body is out!” Ginto shouted.

“Hey! But what are we going to do next!” Gui shouted in cold sweat, who kept stepping on the ground with both legs on the ground, “The neck is so tight, if you stop your feet, you will be suffocated. !”

“Don’t make such a loud noise!” Yin Shibai reminded with eyes, “It will be discovered! Then just stick your head out! Come on!”

“That’s what I said…”

Gui said At the same time, two people from Mutian Polygonum pulled the cage through a metal automatic door, and the automatic door closed after the cage passed.

But it was a little strange that the cage suddenly stopped, no matter how the two Mutianlian people pulled it, they couldn’t pull it.

“Ah? Is there something hooking it?” A Mutianlian star turned his head and asked suspiciously.

“The tail! The tail is caught by the automatic door!” Gui, whose tail was caught by the automatic door, had his head tightly stuck in the gap of the cage, and the whole cat had been suspended due to dragging.

“It’s really strange, why can’t you pull it…” Another Mutianlian Xingren said suspiciously.

Afterwards, the two people from the Polygonum giganta pressed forward on the armrest of the cage car, and at the same time did not forget to continue to pull forward.

Gui, whose body was pulled to the limit, struggled desperately with both legs, and cried out in pain: “I’m going to die! My head is about to be torn off!”

Seeing this, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi didn’t even think about it before they tried hard. Kicked up, Kondo simultaneously raised his fist towards Katsura’s face.

Suddenly, Gui’s wailing continued for a long time.

“Get out! Get me out!” Yin Shi shouted with white eyes while kicking, “If you want to survive, you have to let your head out too! You have to fight!”

“You will die! You beat me to death!”

“Wigs! Men can bend and stretch!” Jiang Cheng cheered while kicking, “Hurry up and think about that feeling! If you don’t want to die, hurry up and think about the kind of thing that happens when you wake up in the morning. The state of “standing” has returned to your weak puberty!

”

“You are talking about being able to bend and stretch in another sense!”

”

“Imagine yourself as Tom from Tom and Jerry!

Yin Shi didn’t stop his movements at all, still greeted Gui’s face one after another, and kept cheering: “You can do it!”

It’s absolutely what Tom can do!

Just twist your face and get out!

”

“Yes!

wig!

“Jiang Cheng cheered at the same time: “Imagine your head as the “there” of a fifty-year-old man, it’s definitely possible!

You can definitely get slack!

A fifty-year-old man only has a few minutes, you can definitely go out!

Cheer me up!

”

Perhaps it was because of the unremitting efforts of Jiang Cheng and the two cats, and the cooperation of the two Mutianlian people, Gui’s head was finally… stuffed out…

“Pull it out!”

Great job!

wig!

Once again, Yin Shi in the cage that was pulled up shouted at Gui who was lying in front of the automatic door: “Go grab the key and open the cage!”

Are you OK?

Did the tail break?

”

Well, my tail is fine.

Gui raised his head and responded with a sound, then stretched out his right paw and showed the white tail in his hand towards Yinshi. Yinshi

turned his head and glanced at the part where he was still spewing blood, and after a stunned two seconds Some people shouted madly: “Why is my tail broken!

Why is it not yours but mine!

”

“Sorry.

Gui, who stood up on both legs, held Yinshi’s tail and explained apologetically, “It was caught in a painful struggle.”

”

“Sorry about your size!”

Yin Shibai yelled, “Why do you have to hold on to my tail!”

”

At this time, after hearing the commotion behind them, the two Mutianlian people stopped, turned their heads and looked over, so they found Gui who escaped from the cage, and they were shocked.

“You…you are When…”

Without waiting for the Mutian Polygonum to finish, Gui instantly clenched the silver tail in his hand, jumped up and jumped between the two Mutianlian people, and landed steadily. It is worth mentioning Yes, Yin Shi’s tail made a buzzing sound like a lightsaber in Gui’s hand. The

two Mutian Polygonum people instantly lost consciousness and collapsed to the ground.

“Hey!

!

What are you using someone else’s tail for?

”

“It’s amazing, I didn’t expect the tail to be turned into a lightsaber.” Jiang Cheng said in surprise, standing on his legs, cradling his chest with one hand and his chin on the other paw.

“Yes, it’s really amazing.” Kondo agreed.

“Why are you two already out!” Gintoki looked at Jiang Cheng and Kondo who were standing outside the cage with some dismay.

“I just found the previous kunai in my fourth-dimensional pocket.” Jiang Cheng raised the kunai in his right hand and said with some relief, “Ah, how lucky are you, right? Orangutan.”

“Yes, really Lucky.” Kondo nodded.

“So it doesn’t make any sense to say that my tail is lost!” Ginshi roared with white eyes, “What is a four-dimensional pocket?! Do you still have that kind of thing?! Are you Doraemon? ”

Hey? Don’t you have it?” Jiang Cheng said in surprise, then pulled the hair off his stomach, pointed to the obvious slit and said, “Look, it’s here. I thought everyone had it. ”

It’s your size!”

“Anyway, come out quickly, there’s no time left.” Jiang Cheng held Kuwu in his hand, took a good posture, turned his head and looked at the group of Mutianlian people who were rushing towards this direction in the distance. .

Yin Shi angrily jumped down from the gap in the cage that Jiang Cheng used Kuwu to open.

“Give it back to me!” Yin Shi grabbed his own tail from Gui’s hand, “I use this myself!”

“The materials have come out!”

“Hurry up and catch them!”

“There is also an orangutan! , what’s going on?!”

A group of Mutianlian people had already rushed not far in front of Jiang Cheng and the others.

“Qi, reinforcements?” Gui Qi said, then stretched out his hand and pulled out his tail. At the same time, he shouted at Yinshi without turning his head: “Yinshi, hurry up! I’ll deal with it here!

” Don’t tear your tail off like a matter of course!” Yin Shi frantically complained.

“Cut, there’s nothing you can do, Master House, you’re going to owe me a favor!” Saying that, Kondo clenched a certain body organ covered with mosaics that emerged from a certain part, “Come here! Ladies! Let you see the power of Force!”

“What is that thing you used!” Gintoki pointed at Kondo’s hands full of obscenities covered in mosaics, and complained with white eyes, “That’s not Force. Right

! That’s just your dirty Hose (water pipe), right!”

“Now don’t be as lazy as your natural roll! Silver Time!” Jiang Cheng charged directly with Kunwu in his hand. go up.

“What are you doing?! Why don’t you hurry up!” Gui Hand rushed up at the same time with his tail, which became straight and straight with the blessing of the Force, and directly confronted several people from the Mutianlian star.

“I’ll leave the rest to you!” Kondo also rushed up with his weapon full of mosaics, UU read www.sonicmtl.com and shouted.

“The wild cats of Kabukicho!” Katsura waved his tail constantly, dodging and swaying in the crowd of Mt.

“And the arrogant Wild Elvis!” Kondo answered.

“And our friends!” Jiang Cheng said after resolving several Mutianlian people.

“Go and grant them real freedom-!!” ×3

listened, Gintoki didn’t say more, turned his head and ran with all his strength on his four feet.

“Hey, Jiang Cheng, why did you stay too?” Gui asked while waving his tail.

“Idiot, I’m a house cat,” Jiang Cheng calmly dodged the attacks of a group of Mutianlian people while finding every space to fight back, “It’s different from wild cats like you, the true freedom of wild cats is mine. It’s just talking, I don’t know that kind of thing, and I don’t want to know at all.”

“Hmph, so…” Gui Hen laughed, “It seems to have grown a little bit.”

“This is not the time to chat!” Kondo reminded, and then looked at the more Mutianlian people who came straight not far away with heavy weapons, “Here again!”

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