Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 502

[Chapter 459: Don’t always think that everything you do is for the cat’s good, at least you have to learn to empathize, right?]

In Kabukicho Park at night, Gintoki squatted on a small stone castle not far from the swing, looking at the bright moon in the sky, while Kondo and Katsura fell asleep on the ground.

“Ah, I’m so hungry that I can’t sleep,” Yin Shi sighed and muttered to himself in a bit of anguish: “How long will this life continue? When will I be able to return to the way I used to be? Shinhachi, Kagura, what are you doing?”

“Hey, let’s eat.” Jiang Cheng jumped up with a shopping bag in his mouth and put the shopping bag next to Gintoki.

“I thought I would never see you again, but you are so amazing that you can escape from that kind of cage.” Yin Shi glanced at Jiang Cheng who was beside him, then probed into the shopping bag and started taking small bites. up.

“Ah, don’t worry about that, there is still a place in this world that can completely trap me, even if it is really trapped, as long as you keep breaking the wall.”

Jiang Cheng licked his paws and continued disapprovingly. Said: “I’ve been thinking for the past few days, what is the reason we became cats? Is it really just because the cats buried down there want to punish us? Now it seems that maybe it shouldn’t be.”

“Have you found any clues?” Gintoki asked while eating.

“No, it’s just a little bit of a clue,” Jiang Cheng shook his head, looking directly at the bright full moon in the sky, “I thought this was a kind of punishment, a kind of punishment for the way we usually treat wild cats on the roadside. Turning a blind eye to begging and disregarding their lives is a punishment, but it doesn’t seem to be the case now.”

“Recently, every time I bring food to feral cats is also because of this. But after so many days, it doesn’t work at all. No. So I thought, if we really got this body because of the cat buried under that little grave, what do they want us to do?”

“Fulfill their wishes. Are you back to adulthood?” Yin Shi raised his head and thought back, “Indeed, it seems that this is the most likely possibility now, but the question is, what are their wishes?”

“I can already confirm this,” Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Yin Shi seriously, “but I can’t do that by myself, so I need your help!

” Although asking “what kind of wish” at such a time can make the topic continue according to the trend just now…” Gintoki replied with a look of contempt: “But I really doubt the possibility of your brain coming up with it.

”

You can’t be wrong,” Jiang Cheng shook his head, looking forward with a distant gaze, “Based on what I’ve seen and heard about becoming a cat in the past few days, as well as the unannounced and unannounced visits today, I’ve confirmed it.

”

“What exactly is that?”

” Yinshi asked casually.

” Yinshi, you should have noticed it too, right?”

Jiang Cheng continued with a serious face: “There is a huge gap in the number of males and females among the wild cats here, and there is not necessarily a female cat in a hundred male cats, so I think, perhaps because of this reason, those who die will not survive.” Cats who can enjoy a haircut convey to us the resentment of death or virginity, which leads us to become this kind of body.

”

At this time, as usual, I will complain, but I don’t know why, but today I think it makes sense…” Said, Yin Shi sighed, “Maybe it’s because it really makes sense.”

”

“Let’s go!”

“Jiang Cheng stared at Yin Shi’s eyes seriously.

“What are you doing?”

Yin Shi had a sad face, and answered impatiently.

“Of course, in the world of stray cats, we are going to build a custom shop that only belongs to cats!”

Jiang Cheng replied with a serious face, “I have already drawn up the plan. The first step, starting from today, we will gather all the female cats in Edo who are willing to do that kind of business, and then train them!”

The training is left to you, I believe in you!

Then, the second step, set a suitable price to open!

At the same time, in order to prevent malicious competition, it is necessary to establish a regulatory mechanism, which is similar to the Administration of Industry and Commerce in the human world. This kind of thing is handed over to orangutans and wigs.

The third step, our body automatically returns to normal!

”

“Why do you give me the training of Cat You Girl?”

!

Yin Shibai shouted, “It’s the most suitable for you!”

”

“Yinshi, I can’t do it, this kind of task is the most suitable for you.” Jiang Cheng shook his head, “When you went to that kind of place before, you were the only one who would pay attention to the various skills and skills of those wandering girls. I’m used to it. So if it’s you, I can definitely train them to perfection.”

“Who would pay attention to such subtleties!” Yin Shi cursed with white eyes.

“It’s you,” Jiang Cheng said of course, “every time he will discuss with us what that wandering girl is like, how she likes to use…”

Boom!

“Shut up!” Yin Shi stood on his legs, roaring with white eyes and giving Jiang Cheng a cat punch in the head.

“I’m just telling the truth,” Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and retorted with a displeased face, “Now I can’t find any other possibility except this possibility. In order to restore the original appearance, I also The only way is to try various methods, right?”

“You try it yourself!”

“It’s said that one person’s strength can’t do this kind of thing!” Jiang Cheng argued.

“Really, it’s really a group of guys who won’t give up,” Fangyi’s voice came from behind the two of them, and he slowly came to sit beside them, and then said, “Yin, Jiang, you guys I

can’t become a human anymore.”

Ginshi let out a low sigh, then glanced at Fang Yi, “Don’t you just listen to my jokes, do you really believe them? Such a stupid thing.”

“Hmph, why would you ignore you if you don’t believe me?” Fang Yi snorted and said with some disdain.

“Huh?” Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi turned their faces to Fang Yi at the same time, and let out a puzzled sound.

Fangyi continued to take care of himself: “Really, I wanted to give you some advice as an ancestor (senior) who has walked the same road, but I didn’t expect you to be so slow.”

“You… Could it be…” Yin Shi unconsciously widened his eyes and looked at Fang Yi in disbelief.

“Have you finally found out?”

“No way…you!” Yin Shi’s eyes widened, and he continued with a look of horror, “It’s Doraemon…”

“Wrong! Completely wrong!” Fang Yi frantically complained, “Why is this topic so hot? Doraemon will appear in the trend?!”

“That…I wonder if the cats in the future will also be immortals in some sense…” Gintoki explained to himself, and then glanced at Fangichi’s Ear, “Is it possible that the ear is lost after being bitten by a mouse?”

(Ancestor (senior), immortal, the pronunciation is the same.)

“Who said that the ear was bitten by a mouse! Who said that there is a four-dimensional pocket! ”

Yinshi, you completely misunderstood what Fangyi said,” Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed, “Fangyi means that he once wanted to build a shop that only belongs to wild cats in the world of wild cats, but Failed.”

“Your understanding is the most outrageous!” Fang Yi shouted with white eyes.

“Hey? What is it if it’s not Doraemon?” Yin Shi wondered, and then suddenly thought of something, looked at Fang Yi with a look of surprise, and continued incoherently: “Could it be that you are… Pa… Pa… Pa… …Pa Meow?”

“It’s Pamen, right!” Fang Yi complained a little frantically, “Why is it a subtle time-travel? No? It’s only a chimpanzee! The one from No. 2!”

(Little Superman Parmen : The same author as Doraemon, the creation was earlier than Doraemon. In addition, No. 2 in Little Superman Parmen is a chimpanzee.)

“Hey, are you lying?” Yin Shi looked at him with sweat on his face Fang Yi, standing on his legs, holding his forehead with his two front paws in a panic, stammered, “Then you…why…why is Mr. Frieza in such a place?!”

“It’s just the forehead. Ah!” While roaring, Fang Yi’s forehead burst with blue veins and hit Yin Shi’s forehead heavily.

Bang!

After the sound, a big bag swelled up on Gintoki’s forehead.

“Don’t you understand? I used to be a human like you.” Fang Yi looked at the night sky in the distance again and said slowly.

“…Eh? Eh-?!” After being stunned for a while, Gintoki stood up in shock and pointed at Fangichi in surprise, “So you’re not the final form of Lord Frieza?!

” Where is the surprise?!” Fang Yi frantically complained with white eyes.

Jiang Cheng hummed softly and said softly with emotion: “Ah, I didn’t expect to hear something incredible again, it’s really surprising…”

“Wait for me! You have been here for many years. Is the cat boss?” Yin Shi suddenly thought of something, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com looked at Fang Yi with sweat on his face, his ears trembled involuntarily, and several black lines appeared under the corners of his eyes, tentative. He

then asked, “How many years… how many years have you been a cat?”

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng also reacted, and his face instantly gave, and then twitching the corners of his eyes, he slowly turned his head to look at Fang Yi.

“…It was thirteen years ago that I became a cat.” Fang Yi replied slowly.

In an instant, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi spurted a mouthful of blood and fell to the ground at the same time.

“That’s why it’s been said long ago that it won’t change back to the way it was before,” Fang Yi continued calmly, “Well, the weight of the curses you and I bear are also different.

” Can you only use two claws when playing games?” Jiang Chengsheng, who was lying in a pool of blood, said indifferently.

“Is that all you care about?!” Yin Shibai frantically complained, then sat up again and looked at Fang Yi, “Have you given up on becoming a human?”

“That’s something I can’t escape. , the sins that must be carried.”

Fang Yi said slowly: “I was not a normal guy before I became a cat, and it has not changed from now. Everything can only be solved by violence. The existence that people hate…”

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