Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 486

[Chapter 444 : Don’t be afraid if you lose your job, because there are unemployment benefits!]

“Because I survived by killing people,” Zongwu looked forward and replied lightly, “Even if I am hated by a few more brats now, it won’t change anything, because I am indeed a murderer.

” What a good murderer,” Kagura replied casually, “Can you bear so much resentment but can’t stand a girl’s cry, Aru?”

“What do you know, little brat? It is because of these smeared eyes that I know that some things cannot be smeared.” After speaking, Sou Wu suddenly chuckled, “Of course I say so. , but it doesn’t mean that the girl’s cry is what you want to protect. I thought you would understand this kind of thing, after all, there is a little uncle who is very similar to me.”

Kagura looked at Sogou with a puzzled look.

“Murderer? Murderer?” Zongwu smiled, “When I was called that man, I felt like a virgin when I faced that man. Do you know how many people that man has beheaded? Thousands… No, there should be tens of thousands, right?”

“Hey!”

“Well, don’t get excited,” Sou Wu shrugged, “I just want to say, even that man, who is called the only beast in the world, There are also things that I want to protect, the foolish niece’s innocence or something. In short, I’m about the same as the boss.”

“Similar to my uncle?! You…” Kagura stared at him with wide eyes in disbelief. Sogou, “…Aren’t you going to confess to me?! Because at this juncture, do you want to confess to me before you die, Aru?! Hey, forgive me, if you are like this I like it, but I have nightmares every day.”

Zongwu, who had two blue veins on his face silently, twitched his eyes and complained, “Hey, what’s going on in your head? Why can you? Do you understand it like this? Is it because you are an idiot? Can you just understand it because you are an idiot?”

“Little uncle has been little uncle Aru since I saw him,” Kagura said in a low voice, turning his face away, “other than that, it’s nothing else, Aru, maybe he had a lot of things in the past, I don’t know. I understand things, but it doesn’t matter. And it must be the same for my uncle.”

“She’s really an understanding niece~” Zongwu sighed leisurely.

“By the way, if you don’t have enough vinegar Kun… No, I won’t accept your confession Aru with fried chicken and raw egg rice bowl,” Kagura continued, “and at least be better than my uncle. , In this case, when you want pocket money, you can ask for a little more Aru.”

“Hey, are you trying to say that vinegar kelp is coming? It’s hard to change your mind to fried chicken and raw eggs on rice, right?” Zongwu Mian He spit out expressionlessly, then sighed and continued, “I don’t know if your conditions are easy or difficult,

better than that man? Sorry, there is no guy you are looking for on earth. Go back, please go back to you. My

hometown, you stinky girl.”

“No, my uncle has already completed the legal procedures for me before, Aru,” Kagura retorted solemnly, “Now he is considered an immigrant who has lived in Edo for a long time. Now, when I become an adult, I can receive unemployment benefits every month, Aru. I am really looking forward to the day when I can get both pocket money and unemployment benefits every month…”

Looking at Kagura’s face With a longing look on his face, he finally realized that he was speechless for a while, “After you are an adult, you still ask your elders for pocket money every month. How thick are you? It’s not about you for unemployment benefits, right? Although that There’s no difference between the Master and Unemployment, but that’s work, right?”

“Hmph,” Kagura snorted, “you don’t understand that, right? Sure enough, you’re just a kid. I’ll discuss it with Gin-chan. Aru, let him fire me when I am an adult, and then I can go to receive unemployment benefits generously, Aru!”

“Is this a scam? But you guys are working too hard, right?” Zongwuyi Looking at Kagura in disbelief, “Can you do this for that little unemployment benefit?”

“Getting unemployment benefits is the beginning of a mature adult, Aru!” Kagura said with a serious face.

“That’s not it! It’s the beginning of unemployment!” Zongwu whimpered in a low voice with white eyes, then sighed and said, “Well, forget it, I already knew about your sick head. Now, I don’t want to complain about this kind of thing. After all, it may be the last moment.”

“Don’t worry, I will live strong after you die, Aru,” Kagura shook his head and sighed softly. After a while, he said, “Maybe you can even eat two bowls more than usual.”

“No, I’m not talking about that…” After speaking, Zongwu turned his face, showing a constipated expression, and continued with a cold sweat. : “I mean that my anus has reached the last moment, do you mind if I poop here?”

Suddenly, Kagura became expressionless.

“Tooth white! Really white! Really!” Zongwu began to struggle desperately, “I can’t stand it! Really! I can’t stand it anymore!”

“Hey! Really?! Wait for me. Come on!” Kagura quickly replied, “Didn’t you say that some things can’t be polluted?! This is the place that can’t be polluted!

” Ya, his eyes were bloodshot, and he shouted in cold sweat: “Come out soon! Lend me those two dumplings on your head! I’ll use that one, and lend me that one!”

“You What are you trying to do, Aru?! How can it be possible to use this kind of thing?!” Saying that, Kagura looked in the direction of the two guards and shouted, “Help! I’m sorry! The two guards! This guy thinks If you want to poop, let him go to the toilet for a while, okay?! Please!”

“Are you guys trying to run away? Just bear with me.” A ronin in charge of the guard turned his head to look at the two of them and replied.

Seeing Sougo, who was about to die, Kagura quickly defended: “Stop joking! If you pull it out in a place like this, what do you think it will be like?! Don’t underestimate S’s shit! I am I’ve seen the stool that Gin-chan forgot to flush! It’s super big! It’s super long! It can be arranged in an S-shape!”

At the same time, due to the noise of Kagura, a group of rogues came over.

“Sister…Sister, please wait, please…Please take me with you…” Zongwu’s face suddenly showed an expression that seemed to be about to be played badly, his eyes stared in a certain direction, and from time to time he issued Hehe laughed, “Huh? What kind of river is that? Is it an automatic flushing toilet? Hehe…”

“Have hallucinations!” Kagura shouted loudly with white eyes, “This guy is planning to cross the underworld’s automatic The toilet is flushing! Hey! Cheer up! Come with me, inhale, inhale, exhale—inhale, inhale, exhale—!”

“Inhale, inhale, exhale—” Sogo learned Kagura.

“Shut up! That’s a spell to make poop come out faster!” Cangda stopped loudly, then turned to look at the younger brother behind him, “Hey! I don’t want to see dirty things! Don’t you have a bedpan or something?! ”

Is it a potty? I’ll look for it now.” A loner responded and hurriedly turned his head and ran out.

But at this moment, Zongwu suddenly became quiet, his face was expressionless, and his eyes were expressionless: “Ah, it’s all right.”

Everyone: …

“Hey?” Cang Da blinked, his face Cold sweat broke out, and he tentatively asked in a low voice, “What did you say is alright, eh? Could it be … you … pulled it out?”

Kagura on the side opened his mouth half-open, cold sweat broke out on his face, the corners of his eyes twitched, full of He looked at Zongwu with a black line.

“No, I didn’t pull it out.” Zongwu looked blankly at a forty-five-degree angle to his head.

“No, give…wait for me…” Cangda continued with a twitch in the corner of his eyes, “Hey? Wait…hey? What’s the matter with your expression that seems to have opened your eyes? Completely opened your eyes. You’re still staring at the front!”

“I said that I didn’t pull it out, really, just let me go.”

“Even the sitting position has changed!” Seeing Zongwu bending his legs back into a girl’s sitting position, Cang Da covered his nose and shouted, “It’s only girls who try not to touch their buttocks. I’m ready

to sit! Oops! It’s so dirty! Clean it up! Quickly clean it up for me!”

But at this moment, Kagura suddenly retched.

Cangda looked at Kagura in horror.

“I always feel a little disgusting… I want to vomit…” Kagura said with a painful expression, bowing his head.

“Hey! This time it’s the kid who was made to vomit because of his bowel movements!” A Langshi reminded.

“Wait! Hurry up and do something for that kid, hurry up and go to that vomit bag!” Cang Da ordered quickly.

A loner hurriedly turned around and ran out.

UU reading www.sonicmtl.com

But at this moment, Kagura couldn’t hold back after all, she retched again and threw it out, Σ_(???”∠) vomit…

but this vomit The amount is really large, a large number of mosaics instantly submerged and covered all the waves, and formed a mosaic waterfall from the gap of the floor.

“How much did this kid eat! How can he vomit like a waterfall!” exclaimed one of the washed-down surfers.

“Ah!” Cang Da screamed while pinching his nose and closing his eyes, “What are you doing?! Hurry up! Hurry up and do something! In that case…”

Cang Da couldn’t help but lowered his head and vomited. Get up, Σ_(???”∠) vomit…

“Lord Cangda! The vomit bag is here!”

The Langshi who was looking for the vomit bag just now finally came back, but before he could get to him, he stepped on the vomit bag. Kagura’s vomit slipped and fell to the ground in an instant. At the same time, the sword around his waist was thrown out due to inertia, and it just stuck on the side of Sogo’s head…