Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 463
[Chapter 421 : Weekends are the crystallization of human civilization!]
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[But… maybe it was because I saw too many relatives and friends who fought side by side sacrificed, and suddenly one day, the white blood cell king stopped going out and became what he is today.
If it is still the same as before, perhaps the “tapir” will not grow to the current level.
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After listening, Yueyong lowered her head and thought.
“Ha?! What did you just say? Did you mean half-hearted? Absolutely? You said that I am a half-hearted FPS game!” The white blood cell king was suddenly excited for some reason, and his face instantly burst into blue veins.
“Yes, I said it, I did say it.” Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation, “Wearing such a costume and saying that you like FPS games, you are just a half-ass!”
“Bastard, do you think I like to dress like this?” the white blood cell king said angrily, “I have no choice, bastard! I can only wear that kind of white tights except this one, let you choose which one you will choose. set?!”
“This kind of reason is as lame as “this dress was chosen for me by my mother”, are you a middle school student who only passes the buck to others?
“Jiang Cheng said disdainfully.
“Asshole! You can say anything about me, but if you dare to question my love for games, I will never forgive you! Besides, you should be the one who is half-baked, right! You keep saying that you love games when you are among those women. You bastard!” Saying that, the White Blood King raised his fist without hesitation and slammed it into Jiang Cheng’s stomach.
boom!
boom!
boom!
!
Jiang Cheng, who flew upside down, finally stopped after smashing an unknown number of houses.
“Bastard! Faced with the attitude of seniors, no one will teach you what it means to be polite?!”
Jiang Cheng wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, then stood up, pulled out the toothpick from his waist, and rushed towards the King of White Blood Cells who had taken the sword from Xiaoyu again.
The battle between the two was extremely fierce. Every time they attacked and defended, countless houses would be smashed into ruins by the aftermath of the battle between the two.
boom!
boom!
boom!
“The country of white blood cells… It seems that it will be completely destroyed today.” Yue Yong twitched and complained with black lines on the corners of his mouth.
[Xiaoyu believes that those two people, whether it is the King of White Blood Cells or Lord Jiang Cheng, must have their own considerations.
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…
About 20 minutes later, the two of them stood on the ruins of the white blood cell kingdom as if their bodies were hollowed out, each with a toothpick and a great sword of the brave standing like a withered body.
“That…Yueyue,” Jiang Cheng said weakly, intermittently, “I’ll go to the hotel first. HP and MP feel like they will be cleared soon. One month…no, one week is enough.”
“Lord Xiaoyu…” The White Blood Cell King also shouted weakly, “Give me at least a week to recover my strength…”
“Look, it’s absolutely impossible to leave everything to this kind of person.” Yueyong glanced at Xiaoyu beside him, then looked at Jiang Cheng and the King of White Blood Cells, “No, whether it’s the hotel or anything else, it’s because of your involvement. The battle of the two is gone.”
Saying that, Yueyong took two steps forward, grabbed the collars of the two with one hand and walked towards Xiaoyu, “But that’s fine, Xiaoyu, lead the way to the place where the “tapir” is.
”
【Please come with me.
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After that, Xiaoyu began to lead the way for the three of them, but Gui, who fell to the ground and was still in a coma, was ignored by everyone at the same time.
…
Xiaoyu’s core system in the body has now become a “tapir”‘s lair, which has been transformed by the “tapir” like a demon castle.
In the main castle of Demon King City (Xiaoyu’s central system), a man wearing a black tights and a black cloak knelt on one knee in front of a throne that was constantly spewing smoke, and was reporting something in ecstasy. .
“Your Excellency the “Tapir” Demon King, there is information from the front line that the city of Bifidobacterium and Escherichia coli have been captured successively.
”
“Really… In this way, the main resistance forces are all subordinated to our army,
The system of this world is about to fall into the hands of our “tapir”!
A strong man’s voice came from the throne shrouded in smoke, “The robots made by super science and technology are nothing more than that. The only person who can stop us is that guy. That guy hasn’t stepped out of the hotel recently. one step?
”
“Hey! According to the news, after that battle, the White Blood King never stepped out of the hotel in the king’s city! Even if all the citizens were captured and replaced by our “tapir”, they did not take a step!
”
“That’s good, I have also collected new information from the outside world, and the games copied based on this information have also been made, and I will send these games quickly later! Must… must not let him step out. One step to the hotel! Got it?!”
“But, is that white blood cell king really that scary?” The man known as the first general under the name of the “Tapir” Great Demon King raised his head and asked in confusion, “We’ll take over the entire system soon. Do you need to be wary of him?”
“Stupid!” The man on the throne, shrouded in smoke, said angrily, “What do you know if you haven’t seen his power?! At that time, I was still a recruit and followed my senior to the battlefield. I was far away. I saw that unparalleled power, the power to destroy all viruses! It’s not something we can resist at all! In the end, it was the man who felt pity and let go of me, who was very weak at the time!”
As he said that, the voice of the man known as the “Tapir” Demon King suddenly trembled, “Do you want to rule the world or something, I don’t think I’ve ever thought about ruling the world from the beginning, right? It’s like that. Right? It’s definitely like that, right? It’s just that Xiaoyi said that on a whim, right? Yes? It’s definitely like that, right? Terrible! It’s terrifying to think of that man…”
“However, Lord “Tapir”, as long as you completely occupy the system, wouldn’t that person be able to be used by you as you please?
The first general hurriedly reassured him, “Isn’t it enough to change his data a little bit?”
”
“Stupid! Do you think I haven’t tried it?!” “Tapir” the big devil cursed, “but it failed! The data of that guy can’t even be parsed by the system! In short, from now on, I will keep going from Collecting information from outside to make a new game, your mission is to update the hotel game for me in real time! Don’t let that man get bored! Let him stay there forever! Do you understand?!”
[Then what is the point of us occupying this world?
】The first general silently complained in his heart.
At this moment, a soldier wearing a black tights and holding a long spear hurriedly ran in from the direction of the door and knelt on one knee behind the first general.
“Your Mightiness!”
“What’s so noisy?” The first general stood up, turned around and reprimanded the person who came.
“All the “tapirs” in the kingdom of white blood cells have been eliminated!
And the entire white blood cell kingdom is in ruins!
The soldier reported the report with his head down and his face covered in cold sweat. “Because there is no living hole left, I just discovered it!”
According to our speculation, there should have been a large-scale battle there half an hour ago, a battle that we cannot understand!
”
“What?! How is that possible! There should be all our talents there!” The first general looked in disbelief, “Except for the white blood cell king who is always in the hotel, there is no other white blood cell left. right!”
“Because there is no living mouth, we have no way of knowing the specific situation.” The soldier replied.
“Master Tapir, where are you going?
“The first general turned his head to look at the tall figure who just got off the throne and was tiptoeing towards the back of the throne and asked.
“Cough cough! It’s just that I stood up and moved around after sitting for a long time.” In an instant, the “Tapir” Demon King stopped and replied without looking back, “I didn’t want to run away, I definitely didn’t want to run away. Oh!”
“I didn’t think so, Lord Tapir,” the first general continued, “I just thought you might want to go to the toilet or something.
”
“Lie! You think in your heart that I’m going to run away! Don’t pretend, I analyzed it from your words! Stop laughing! How could I, as the “Tapir” Demon King, want to run away!
”
“No, I really don’t think so, but the word escape has always been said to be the “tapir” Great Demon King right from the beginning.
“The first general was speechless.
“Shut up!! In the end, do you still think I’m trying to run away?!” “Tapir” the big devil roared, “I said it’s just because my butt is uncomfortable after sitting for a long time, stand up and walk around! How could I be afraid of that person? Don’t joke! At most it’s just respect! A little respect! No, it’s better to say admiration, that’s right, admiration! A little admiration plus a little sympathy!”
First General: …
“Actually, I thought about it for a long time before, and I always felt that the work efficiency of our “tapir” Wang Jun and the morale of the soldiers were not very high. I, who have been getting information from the outside world, suddenly a few days ago. It turns out that human beings have holidays and weekends!
I think this form is also very suitable for our “tapir” Wang Jun!
So start doing it today!
In short, today is my weekend, today and tomorrow are my vacation time.
how do you feel?
”
“how……”
“Agree? Then OK, I’ll go to rest first. I’ll leave the rest to you for now. Please don’t contact me until eight o’clock in the morning on Monday.” After that, without waiting for the first general to retort, “The tapir “The Great Demon King quickly fled and left.
[In the end…I’m still scared…] The first general twitched the corners of his mouth and thought, then he sighed helplessly, turned his head to look at the soldiers who were still kneeling on the ground, and said, “In short, let all the troops return to the ground immediately. “Tapir” Great Demon Castle, it doesn’t matter if you give up the area that has been suppressed!
The whole army will come back here immediately to assemble!
And gather those white blood cells that were caught before for me!
If that person is really as powerful as the “Tapir” Demon King said, then those are our last chips!
”
“Hey! I see!” The soldier answered and quickly got up and walked out without raising his head…
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