Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 454

[Chapter 412: Pretending to be happy without knowing something is just deceiving yourself!]

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One morning, Dengshi Tavern.

“Here it is.”

After a random shout, Jiang Cheng pushed open the door of the Dengshi Tavern and stepped in. Behind Jiang Cheng was Yueyong, who was holding a cigarette stick with a cold expression.

“It’s really troublesome…”

Jiang Cheng scratched his hair a little irritably, then drooped his eyelids and looked at Granny Denshi at the counter and the trio of Masters House sitting in front of the counter.

“What’s the trouble? Hurry up, I’ll go back to sleep after pretending to hear it.”

“I thought it was troublesome from the beginning, this kid,” Granny Dengshi complained with contempt, and then showed a face of teasing, sighing: “What a ruthless man~ Xiaoyu looks at a man It’s really bad~”

“Goodbye.” Jiang Cheng turned around and walked towards the door.

“Listen well to me! You heartless man!” Granny Dengshi shouted, “Why do you just leave like nothing happened? At least ask the question clearly!”

Jiang Cheng stopped and sighed before turning his head again, and said impatiently, “Baba, it’s almost enough, I always say that if you don’t have any nutrition, you will get osteoporosis, I mean. It’s your head (alluding to the brain-dead).”

“So that’s the case,” Kagura held up his hands and slightly dignified his small face, and analyzed with a serious face: “The reason why it is easy to get osteoporosis at an old age is that Aru, but if this is really the case…”

Saying that, Kagura looked at Ginshi with a worried look on his face, “When Gin-chan gets older, your head will turn into a naturally curly head with no energy!”

“Kagura-chan,” Shin Baha pushed his glasses and reminded with a blank face, “Yin Sang’s head is already a natural curl with no energy, because he said too many things that are not nutritious, it has become natural in advance. rolled.”

“Hey, do you want to die?” Yin Shi narrowed his eyes, measured his face and looked at Xin Ba Ha, and then retorted: “My natural roll has nothing to do with the natural roll that became due to osteoporosis. I take a good calcium intake every day!”

Saying that, Yinshi took out a box of strawberry milk from his arms and put it in front of Granny Denshi, and continued, “Take it as rent. If you take a good calcium supplement, you won’t get osteoporosis so early. , I mean your head.”

After listening to this, Granny Dengshi’s face burst into several blue veins, and she cursed with white eyes: “You are the only ones in the world who have osteoporosis in the head! And it’s just an empty box! You bastards!! ”

“Look, there’s nothing at all,” Jiang Cheng turned to look at Yueyong, spread his hands and said lazily, “Let’s go back.”

“It’s a very tricky thing,” Granny Dengshi glanced at Jiang Cheng who was standing at the door, lit a cigarette and took a sip, then said lightly, “It’s about the little…”

Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng crossed Yueyong and rushed out of the door in an instant.

“Wait.” Yueyong quickly reached out and grabbed Jiang Cheng’s back collar.

“Hey! Stop joking!” Jiang Cheng turned his head and whispered a little frantically, “You should have heard it, right? It must be a troublesome thing to say that it is a very difficult thing! Go back and pretend not to at this time. It’s enough to know! If you pretend not to know, you will be happy! Just like a wife who finds out that her husband is cheating, as long as you pretend not to know, the couple will still be in love as usual!”

“No, I just wanted to say, it’s better to pull out the kunai on your head as soon as possible.” Yueyong pointed to the back of Jiang Cheng’s head and reminded, “But if you feel happier pretending not to know, you can also choose to pretend not to. knowledge.”

“Huh?” Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head expressionlessly, and after he touched a metal object, he pulled it out and looked at it in his hand.

“When was this glued…” After a long silence,

Jiang Chengcai squinted Doudou’s eyes and said with an expressionless face, and then with the sound of [嗧——], Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and fell on his back.

However, the angle of the fall was a bit coincidental, Jiang Cheng buried his head directly into Yueyong’s chest.

The surrounding air froze instantly…

Feeling a strange feeling in her chest, Yueyong’s face quickly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and her eyes turned into mosquito coils and kept spinning.

“You…what are you doing?!” While shouting, Yueyong directly picked up Jiang Chengcheng who was still in a coma.

boom!

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Xin Ba Haw, whose face was full of black lines, looked at Jiang Cheng, whose head was still twitching from time to time by the body on the wooden floor.

“Miss Yueyong, although I say this is a bit redundant, it’s obvious that Jiang Chengsang didn’t mean it just now. He will die. He already spit out so much blood, so Jiang Chengsang will definitely die now.”

“It seems that the wife who finds out that her husband is cheating doesn’t plan to do anything and doesn’t know.” Granny Denshi let out a small breath of cigarette, chuckled and said.

“Please stop,” Shin Baha spit out expressionlessly, “Please don’t say this kind of words that will make readers misunderstand.”

“Hey, are you okay Aru?” Kagura came to Jiang Cheng’s side, squatted down and stretched out his hand to poke Jiang Cheng, then turned his head to look at Yin Shi and the others and continued, “It’s totally fine, he’s still alive. .”

“That’s not the problem!” Xin Baha frantically complained.

“By the way,” Kagura suddenly thought of something, and then reached into Jiang Cheng’s arms and began to grope. After about three seconds, Kagura’s expression brightened, “I found Aru!”

After saying that, Kagura took out Jiang Cheng’s wallet, and without the slightest hesitation, took out the few tens of thousands of yuan left in it, without even letting go of the change.

But before Kagura could put the money into his pocket, Yin Shi, who was beside him, had already walked over and grabbed the money from Kagura’s hand. After counting, he found two thousand yuan and handed it to Kagura.

“Two thousand yen is enough!” After putting the remaining money into his wallet, Gintoki said with a serious face, “In Edo, minors are not allowed to carry more than two thousand yen! The rest Let me take care of these!”

“Don’t be kidding! I’ve never heard of such a rule Aru!” With that, Kagura pounced on Gintoki.

Ignoring Kagura and Ginshi who were making trouble, Yueyong silently pulled Jiang Cheng, who was still in a coma, out of the floor, and then dragged Jiang Cheng’s legs to the counter step by step.

“What’s the matter?” Yueyong stopped, looked sideways at Granny Dengshi who was still smoking, and asked indifferently.

“It’s really a generous [wife]~” Granny Dengshi chuckled lightly, and then showed a serious face, “Then… let me tell you.”

“Don’t talk nonsense, I just want to hurry up and go back.” Yue Yong said lightly.

“Whatever you want, in fact, the thing is…”

…

When Jiang Cheng woke up from the coma, he realized that there were only himself, Yueyong, and Granny Dengshi left in the entire Dengshi tavern.

“What about Kagura-chan and Gintoki?” Jiang Cheng got up from the ground and sat on the seat in front of the counter, looking at Yueyong beside him, and asked suspiciously.

“Let’s go to the barbecue.” Yueyong replied lightly.

“Barbecue?” Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong suspiciously, then waved his hand with disapproval on his face and said, “Impossible, Kagura even complained to me yesterday that he had received a commission for several months.”

“It’s your money…”

After listening, the expression on Jiang Cheng’s face instantly froze, and then he hurriedly rummaged through his body to find his wallet.

When he saw that there was only a small ten-yuan coin left in his wallet, Jiang Cheng knelt directly on the floor, beating the floor and shouting in pain, “That…that is the money I am going to buy a new game with. Ah! That bastard!!”

“That kind of thing doesn’t matter, let’s talk about the serious things first.” Deng Shi folded his hands and gave a dignified face, “The specific situation has been told to Miss Yueyong.”

“Is that so, it looks like a really tricky situation…” Jiang Cheng stood up, folded his chest with one hand, and squeezed his chin with the other hand, his expression became slightly dignified.

“Did you skip something? I haven’t told you anything yet…” Deng Shi complained a little speechlessly.

“No, I can tell from the expressions of the two of you.” Jiang Cheng shook his head slowly, then sighed and started walking towards the door slowly.

But when he got to the door, Jiang Cheng didn’t forget to stop and turn his head to give Yueyong a thumbs up and wink his eyes to leave a sentence: “Come on!”

“Come on, you are big! Do you still want to slip in the end?!” Granny Dengshi roared with white eyes, pulling her neck.

At the same time, with the sound of shuffling, several kunai shot straight towards Jiang Cheng’s forehead.

…

“So what exactly is it?” Jiang Cheng, who sat down again, said impatiently while pulling the Kunai from his forehead.

“It’s Xiaoyu…” Granny Dengshi took a puff of cigarette, and then continued, “She looks a little strange recently.”

“Strange? That kind of weird?” Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, “Is it the end of puberty? But it’s useless for you to tell me this kind of thing? It’s Okasan’s responsibility to talk to the daughter who has entered puberty. right.”

“It’s not that kind of thing!” Granny Denshi scolded with white eyes, “Can you listen to people?! I mean her face has become very strange!”

“The face has become very strange?” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said disapprovingly, “No, I think you may not understand what the word “strange” means, please look at your face in the mirror every day after getting up, you You will see the strangest sights in the world, and it would not be an exaggeration to call it the ninth wonder of the world.”

(PS: In fact, only the seven wonders of the world are recognized internationally. The Terracotta Warriors are one of the eight wonders of the world that we think can be called. But in my personal opinion, it is fully qualified to be called one of the eight wonders of the world. .)

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Granny Dengshi poured a glass of wine on his head.

“Your idiot head is enough to be called the only miracle in the world.” Granny Denshi said with a look of contempt, “In short, Xiaoyu’s face has become like a fighting game a long time ago, with edges and corners…”

“Sorry, I’ve never liked fighting games.” Jiang Cheng raised his hand and replied, “I didn’t like it since I was a child.”

“No one asked if you liked it!”

“That should be called Polygon…” Yue Yong said indifferently.

“Hey?! Why would you know?!” Jiang Cheng was surprised, “When have you ever played a fighting game?!”

“Ah, I sometimes play games with Qingta recently.” Yueyong nodded lightly.

“That stinky bastard!” Jiang Cheng whispered, gritted his teeth, “Didn’t I tell him that I can only play FPS games? When I go back, I will throw away all the games he has hidden! Playing that kind of thing is You can’t be a great adult!”

“You can’t be called an outstanding adult at all.” Yueyong ruthlessly complained.

“That’s right, it’s become like a polygon with an angular face,” Granny Dengshi nodded and continued, “The child must have been overworked and overworked, so she said , can you help me a little bit, you heartless man, to see if there is something wrong with her?”

“Is it better for the doctor to check if your head is out of order before that?” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied disapprovingly, then took out his mobile phone from his arms and pressed the emergency center without any hesitation. ‘s number.

“Mosimoxi, Kabukicho Toshi Tavern, ah, it’s very serious, according to my observation, it has already reached the most serious type of Alzheimer’s disease, hey hey, not only hallucinations but also always nonsense painted on the face Terrifyingly heavy makeup… wow!”

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Deng Shi threw a punch at Jiang Cheng with white eyes and bursting blue veins, smashing Jiang Cheng into the air.

“Bastard! Can you listen to me!”

“Sorry, the doctor said it’s fine to just wait for death at home in this situation,” Jiang Cheng struggled to get up, covered his nose with an unbearable face, and continued: “Eat more of what you like to eat. Come on, the doctor said time is running out…”

“Why do you say I’m going to die!”

“Because the doctor said that when Alzheimer’s hallucinations occur, it is not far from ascending to the sky.” Jiang Cheng explained, “If you always wear heavy makeup, you will only be able to live for about three days. UU Read the book www.sonicmtl.com ”

With that said, Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong, who was on the side, “Yueyue, go back, just come back three days later with the funeral expenses.”

“I’ll kill you! Brat!” Granny Denshi roared with spittle and white eyes.

At this moment, the door of the tavern was suddenly opened, and Xiaoyu’s voice sounded at the door.

“I’m back.”

“You’re back, it’s hard to run errands…” Granny Dengshi replied subconsciously, and looked at the door at the same time, but the cigarette in her mouth fell instantly after seeing Xiaoyu.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong also half-opened their mouths, their heads full of black lines, and their eyes twitched as they looked at [Xiaoyu] who appeared at the door and turned into a pixel map in the game for some reason. ].

[Ah, Lord Jiang Cheng, good morning.

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Looking at the black dialog box that appeared in front of Xiaoyu, Jiang Cheng twitched his eyes and complained: “Don’t say it’s a polygon, it’s already a pixel map…”

[Xiaoyu completed the errand task, gained 230 experience points, and lost 300 gold.

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“In other words, why did it become FC style…” Jiang Cheng complained with black lines all over his head.

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