Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 445

[Chapter 403 : Be a person who can eat pork chops at any time!]

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One day, the house of all things.

“Gin-sang! Kagura-chan! Listen to me!” Shinbaha said angrily while pushing open the door of the Master’s House: “While walking down the road just now, the high school girl looked at me and smiled! Is my face funny? Is it weird? Is there something stuck on it? Don’t you think it’s rude to laugh at people?!”

With that said, Xin Ba Ha has also pushed open the door separating the entrance and the living room and came to the living room of the Master’s House.

However, at this time, Xin Baha found out that Gintoki and Kagura were all absent. In the entire living room, only Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on the sofa with Erlang’s legs crossed, and the one on the floor were tied up with ropes, with a towel in his mouth, dressed in Strange like the cat-like robot in other works of cos.

“Jiang…Jiang Chengsang?” Xinbaha said in surprise, “Why…why are you here? Where’s Yinsang and Kagura-chan? Also, who is that guy on the ground?”

“I don’t know,” Jiang Cheng shook his head and said casually, “I was only five minutes earlier than you. As for this uncle playing on the ground, it’s a thief.”

“Thief?!”

“Ah, yes,” Jiang Cheng nodded and then explained, “I heard a strange noise in the drawer when I first came, and I found out. Maybe I heard my footsteps and hid in the drawer. already.”

“I didn’t expect that one day, there would be thieves visiting the Master’s House. You must know that this room is completely empty.” Xin Baha slightly said with emotion, “But then again, did Jiang Chengsang call the police?”

“Not yet, I’m still interrogating what this guy stole,” Jiang Cheng shook his head, then glanced at the uncle who was struggling desperately because of the arrival of Xin Baji, “But as you can see, everything is Not to mention, he doesn’t even admit that he is a thief. Really, I have never seen such a cheeky thief.”

“Who… Who is the thief?!” The uncle with a blue nose and a swollen face finally spat out the towel in his mouth, scolding with blue veins and white eyes, “Can’t you just look at the atmosphere?! Will the thief get out of the drawer?!”

“You bastard, you dare to be so arrogant when you steal something!” Jiang Cheng got up in an instant and came to the uncle. It’s gone! Perverted thief! He definitely came to steal Kagura-chan’s panties, right?! Believe it or not, I’ll send you to hell! Asshole!”

“Don’t…don’t fight…please…please!” The uncle quickly begged for mercy.

“Are you going to admit it? You perverted tights and underwear thief.” Jiang Cheng stopped and said with a look of contempt.

“It’s not that kind of thing at all! Why do you think I’m an underwear thief! I’ve said many times that I’m a robot from the future!” The uncle retorted loudly.

“Xinbaha, call the police. Don’t be stubborn now, this kind of guy will definitely tell everything when he arrives at the detention center.” Jiang Cheng looked at Xinbaha and said with a serious face.

“Little brother! You should understand, right? The one who came out of the drawer was dressed as a big… robot like me,” the uncle hurriedly cast a look of help at Xin Baha, “That’s right! I only wanted to help my brother and you never came to the future. Come here! Trust me!”

“You obviously wanted to talk about Uncle just now, right? You definitely want to talk about Uncle, right?”

“It’s a robot!”

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In short, although he was still skeptical in his heart, in the face of the uncle’s hard pleading, Xin Ba Hao softened his heart and released him.

“Really, listen to me next time.” The uncle complained angrily while rubbing his swollen cheeks.

“Don’t be proud of me, bastard,” Jiang Cheng curled his lips with a disdainful expression on Erlang’s legs, “Next time I will definitely send you to hell, you perverted underwear thief!”

“It’s said that it’s not an underwear thief!”

“Admit it?! Admit that you are not an underwear thief but an ordinary thief?! You perverted thief!” Jiang Cheng shouted.

“Well, calm down, Jiang Chengsang,” Xin Baha on the side quickly persuaded: “Anyway, whether it’s a thief or anything else, I just checked and the Master House didn’t lose anything, this time. Just forgive him once.”

“Xinbahau, you can’t be too kind to such a disgusting perverted thief.” Jiang Cheng sighed softly, and said bitterly, “Otherwise this kind of guy will be more aggressive next time.”

“Really?!”

“Well, absolutely.” Jiang Cheng held his hands and nodded, “Many people are easily forgiven when they make mistakes for the first time, so they feel that a small mistake is no big deal. Became a great villain. This kind of development is almost everywhere on TV, Shinbachi-kun.”

“Indeed…” Shin Baha folded his hands and nodded in agreement.

“You two are so rude!” The uncle shouted in dissatisfaction, then pointed to Xinbaji and continued, “It’s said that it’s a robot that has come to help this little brother from the future!”

“There is still delusional disorder, this kind of guy is completely helpless, Xin Baji-jun.” Jiang Cheng leaned into Xin Baji’s ear with a serious face and whispered, “The best way to deal with it now is to put him Sent to the police station or hospital.”

“Jiang Chengsang, can you stop being so pretentious…”

“Anyway, let’s make a cup of tea first, little brother,” the uncle glanced sideways at Xin Bazhu and instructed impatiently.

“Huh?” Xinba Haw was stunned.

“I said make a cup of tea, don’t you have anything to entertain guests? This house.”

“I’ve never made tea for a thief before…” Xin Baha said speechlessly.

“Hey-!! How many times have I said it?! I’m not a thief!”

“Thiefs usually say this,” Jiang Cheng nodded, folded his hands and closed his eyes and analyzed seriously: “But when you get to the police station, you will be honest.”

“The props in the future don’t have your share!” The uncle folded his hands and turned his face away and snorted, “Even if I am an acquaintance of this spectacled brother, I will not take out the useful props when you need help. Yes! This is punishment!”

“Moses Moses, the police station?” Jiang Cheng took out his cell phone expressionlessly and put it to his ear.

“Wait! Please wait!” COSA Mengsang hurriedly stopped: “Please! Don’t call the police! I’ll still give you the props! Please!”

(The uncle of COA Doraemon, abbreviated here as COSA Mengsang)

“Forget it, Jiang Chengsang, don’t target him,” Xinba sighed, then looked at COSA Mengsang and said, “Anyway, I will make the tea, hurry up after drinking it, and then Stop being a thief.”

“Little brother! Don’t you want props too?!” COSA Mengsang roared with white eyes.

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Xin Ba Haw sat beside Jiang Cheng, and the two of them also silently looked at COSA Mengsang, who was drinking tea from a cup on the sofa opposite.

“Speaking of which, what did you say when you first entered the door?” Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, turned his face to look at Xin Baha, “A high school girl or something.”

“Ah, they just made fun of them.” Shin Baha explained.

“So that’s what it is,” Jiang Cheng nodded, then patted Xin Bajie’s shoulder with a serious look, and continued with a solemn face: “Xin Bajie, pay attention to rest recently, it’s not difficult to do extra things before going to bed. Don’t think about it. There should be help, don’t worry.”

“Hey, what you say is really hurtful, don’t I even have the qualifications to be teased?” Xin Baha squinted Doudou’s eyes and complained unhappily.

“I’ll tell your sister and Yinshi, and I’ll let you have a good rest recently.” Jiang Cheng continued, “We won’t give up on you.”

“Hey—!!” Shinbaha shouted loudly, bursting with blue veins, “and maybe it’s just a good laugh! The feeling of “eye contact, ah~ so handsome~” may also be the feeling!

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“It’s hopeless.” Jiang Cheng sighed with a look of sigh.

“Indeed, there is no help.” COSA Mengsang shook his head and sighed in agreement.

“You two did it on purpose? Absolutely!” Xinba shouted loudly, and then pointed to COSA Mengsang, who was sitting opposite, “Not only Jiang Chengsang, but also you, a thief. Are you coming to beat me?!”

“Are you an idiot?” COSA Mengsang curled his lips in disdain, “How could such a thing happen, you have to keep your eyes open and look in front of yourself, little brother. In which world will you see little brother? You’re a high school girl with a kind smile like this? It’s delusional! Disgusting! Annoying! Glasses!”

“Why even deny the glasses…” Xin Baha narrowed his eyes slightly and complained speechlessly.

“Xinbaha, didn’t your teacher teach you?” Jiang Cheng nodded and casually agreed, “It’s best to be someone who can eat pork chops at any time.”

(From Delicious しんぼ: Delicious Challenge Volume 11, the original meaning is to let students be moderate people, that is, neither too noble nor too poor, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com become a person who can just “affordable” “Fried pork chops”, that is, “the whole people run for a well-off life”. The meaning here is to hope that the new Ba Haw can recognize the reality and be down-to-earth.)

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, Jiang Chengsang…” Xin Baha pushed his glasses and said expressionlessly, “Although it does sound like a famous saying, I don’t understand it at all.”

“Indeed, at least to that level,” COSA Mengsang nodded with his hands in his hands, “that level can better see the reality. But for me, it’s not very accurate. For tonkatsu, I prefer something else.”

“Indeed, fried pork chops are a little unhealthy for someone like me who is about to turn 30.” Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement.

“Why did the topic go there? By the way, what have you two been talking about since just now? What about food preferences?” Shinba snorted with a look of contempt, and then looked at the opposite side again. COSA Mengsang, who was sitting with Erlang’s legs crossed, said, “By the way, who are you? If you are a thief, you should leave after drinking tea, right? Why is that posture? Why do you feel like this is your home?”

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