Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 422

[Chapter 382 : Find your own role!]

“What is it?” Atong asked with a smile.

“That…actually I…” Jiang Cheng tidied up his expression a little, then showed tenderness on his face, “Actually, I don’t know anything about you, but…what does it matter? What I like is just It’s just your face, my eyes are only your face. It’s only your face that attracts me here to compete! That’s right! I’m such a superficial man! So, the rest , in the days to come, can you slowly let me know everything about you little by little?”

“Don’t trust him! Atong-chan!” Xin Baha hurriedly reminded, “This man is lying! Don’t be caught His expression blinded his eyes! The only thing he likes is Oppa! And he has no interest in your breasts, Atong sauce, although it looks perfect to me! You mustn’t be fooled! Atong sauce! And he is

not

the kind of thing to participate in the competition! It is just for the game in the luxurious prize! He is just a real game OTAKU!

”

There is no doubt that Jiang Chengshi’s Yoshihara team escaped! Because Jiang Chengshi’s affectionate confession escaped punishment!” The host announced, “By the way, remind the rest of the players that women like men to praise themselves. She looks good! Even Atongjiang is not surprised! This kind of remarks that seem like scumbags can also impress women!”

[You guys are too tender…] Jiang Cheng laughed wickedly in his heart, 【A group of virgin OTAKU Guys, you guys are not on the same level as me at all!

You should give up as soon as possible and go home to sleep!

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【Sorry!

Almost forgot!

】 Xin Baha thought to himself, 【I almost forgot what the host said just now!

In this victory or defeat, Atong sauce is the complete rule!

As long as Atong sauce is happy, everything else doesn’t matter at all!

Answer the question correctly?

That kind of thing doesn’t matter at all!

The important thing is to make Atong sauce happy!

]

At the same time, Fourteen also thought of this.

【Hurry up and notice this!

How many of you!

】Fourteen and Shin Baha looked at the members of their respective teams who were still on the slide at the same time, 【If you don’t realize this, you will never win against that man!

please!

!

Kondo-san Kagura sauce!

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“Then start the second question!” The host just said the words, but the button to answer was instantly pressed.

[Even if you don’t know anything, you still press so fast!

】 Shin Baha’s eyes widened instantly,

【Who?

!

Who is it?

!

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“Agao of the Guards, please answer!” The host looked at Agao who was chewing gum.

【for!

why you?

!

】 Xin Baha’s whole person is not well, 【You are the one who is the most unlikely to know?

!

Even if you fool the past with compliments, is your Japanese really fluent?

!

By the way, who are you?

!

]

[Win…] Jiang Cheng chuckled, [In this case, even copying my answer would be of no use!

I, who have been secretly working part-time at the Cowherd Shop lately, are not on the same level as you at all!

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“Oh…please wait a moment…” A Gao put one hand on his forehead, his brows furrowed, after a moment of contemplation, he continued in his not very fluent Japanese, “Excuse me, can I go to the toilet (Kadomatsu) Milestones in the Journey to the Underworld)?”

(Milestones of the Journey to the Underworld: From Monk Ikyu’s famous waka.)

[Just want to pee?

!

】Shinbaha instantly fell to the ground, 【Did you press the button on purpose to say this?

After all, I don’t know why the Atong language is more slippery than Japanese?

Words that even Japanese don’t know come out!

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【It’s really bad, it’s just a wasted opportunity…】A few black lines appeared under the corners of Shin Baha’s eyes.

Ding dong ding dong ding dong…

“Correct answer!” the host said, “The question is “What was the first sentence you said to the audience because of nervousness at Atong Jiang’s debut concert?” The answer was “Can I go to the toilet?”

“Agao answered the question without even reading it!

It’s amazing!

“The host praised.

[Answer… that’s right!!] Xin Baha was in a state of shock, [Why?! What kind of miracle is this?!]

“It’s amazing, Aru! You know it very well! Agao!” Kagura on the side patted Agao on the shoulder and praised, then turned his head to look at Xinbaha and shouted confidently: “All said There’s no problem, Alu! Leave it to me and Agao, Alu!”

[That’s just a blind cat hitting a dead mouse!

!

】 Xin Baha tried to refute in his heart.

“Then, the slides of the general election team and the Yoshihara team will go up one level.” The host continued.

“Wait!” Jiang Cheng raised his hand again to stop him, then he showed tenderness again and looked at Atong, “Well, I was completely attracted by your face just now. So I didn’t notice the host talking at all. What, should this situation be handled as an accident?” After

speaking, Jiang Cheng showed a gentle smile.

“Do you still want to repeat the same trick?! You bastard!” Xin Baha immediately scolded the stars, and then looked at Atong, who was beside him, and advised, “No! You mustn’t believe what this man says! Atong sauce Now his words and his expression are all lies!”

“Shut up! Xinbaha!” Jiang Cheng shouted, “What do you know about me?! My words are true! ”

This person really doesn’t blush when he tells a lie,” Shinbaha said disgustingly, “Then, before you say something like this, you should swear to me in advance! Make an oath to prove that you are not lying.” Ah!”

“I swear!” Jiang Cheng closed his eyes, raised his right hand and raised three fingers without hesitation, “If I lie, Lord Xinba will be a virgin all his life!”

“Swear to me in your own name! You bastard!” Xin Baha’s glasses were splitting, bloodshot in his eyes, and he shouted loudly, “Why do you use me to make such a vicious oath?! Why would I be a virgin for life if I lied!”

“Atong sauce!” Kagura raised his hand and looked at Atong, “This oath doesn’t stand Aru!”

“Thank you Kagura-chan, you are willing to speak for me…” Xinba Haw wiped the moved tears from the corners of his eyes.

“Because Shin Baha is destined to be a virgin for the rest of his life, this kind of oath doesn’t hold Aru at all!” Kagura continued.

“Believe it or not, I’ll kill you now!!” Shin Baha shouted loudly with white eyes, “Who knows what will happen in the future! Why am I destined to be a virgin for the rest of my life!”

“Calm down, Ba-sang. ,” Yin Shi, who had drank one third of strawberry milk, rubbed his belly and floated in the pool, looking at the glasses in his hand and said with relief, “You should almost accept this kind of role, right? Man, sometimes you have to Only by accepting this cruel reality can you keep your head up and keep walking!”

“Look at me and say it!! And I don’t want to hear that kind of comfort at all!” Xinbaha frantically complained, “And When did my role position become immortal virginity?! I have never heard of it at all!”

“Ah, sorry, I almost forgot,” Yinshi quickly changed his words, “It should be the glasses of immortal virginity, this is the Xinbaha, your role. I’m so sorry, I forgot my glasses. Ahaha…”

“Just drown me in strawberry milk!” The furious Xinbaha rushed over and stepped on it. Yin Shi stepped Yin Shi’s head into the strawberry milk…

“Well, Atong sauce, how about it? Can Jiang Chengshi’s words just be used to avoid punishment?” asked.

I saw Atong Jiang lowered her head, pinched her chin and thought for a moment, then raised her head and nodded with a smile on her face, and said, “Although the compliment just now was the same as the previous one, this time it was sent out. Such a poisonous oath, so this time, it was barely qualified.”

“That’s great!” Jiang Cheng cheered.

“It’s so strange! It’s me who was used to swear! I’m the one who suffers more!” Xin Baha retorted in dissatisfaction, “So I should give my team extra points!”

“Well, I understand a little bit,” Kondo said with a nod. “Now, as long as you praise Atong-chan, can you avoid punishment? Well, so can I! Atong-chan, you are the only thing in my heart. The most perfect woman other than Miss Miao!”

Just after speaking, the slides of the three members of the general selection group started to rise, Sogo and Yamazaki only rose one level, but the slide where Kondo was on rose a few levels, and the entire slide and the ground formed a A right angle!

“Why?! I’m telling the truth!” Kondo hugged the slide desperately to keep himself from falling, “Also, Atong-chan…Maybe it’s my illusion, I feel like only my angle is special. Big…what the hell is going on?”

Atongjiang squinted and smiled without saying a word.

“Next is the third question, UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com” Ignoring Kondo’s dissatisfied shouts, the host continued, “Look at this video first…”

Just after saying that, the big screen in front of the players gradually began to appear. A picture appeared, which was the building of an electrical mall.

It’s just that when the building just appeared, the bell rang again, and at the same time, the screen that was just about to be played was paused at the same time.

【What are you doing?

!

Obviously nothing has started yet!

】 Xin Baha’s pupils shrank suddenly, his eyes widened and he fell into shock.

“It’s Agao from the Guards again!” the host shouted.

[So why are you?

!

】Xin Bajia’s whole body was flabbergasted by Lei’s tenderness on the outside, 【Don’t you want to go to the toilet?

!

Besides, you didn’t look at anything, what are you going to answer?

!

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【You have already lost!

】Jiang Cheng chuckled and thought in disdain: 【Miracles won’t happen twice in a row!

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