Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 384

[Chapter 347: Merry Christmas!]

“Maybe this fake Gintama()”!

Yoshihara.

“Every reader in front of the screen, I’m really sorry today!” ×n

“Wait, Brother Jiang Cheng, why do you have to apologize as soon as you come up today?” Qingtai raised her head and asked in confusion.

“That, because something similar to the [broadcasting accident] happened.” Jiang Cheng raised his head and folded his hands to explain slowly.

“Broadcast accident? What kind of broadcast accident?”

“To use a simple analogy, it’s like Naruto suddenly can’t feel chakra, Wukong suddenly can’t feel breath, ramen lacks char siew, milk tea lacks pearls…”

” Wait a minute!” Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Qingta hurriedly interrupted, “Although I don’t understand the first two very well, I feel a little serious, but isn’t the latter metaphor a bit too perfunctory? It doesn’t matter at all. ”

No, the ramen lacking char siew and the milk tea lacking pearls are in a sense more serious than the other two.” Jiang Cheng had a serious look on his face.

“I don’t understand it at all!” Chingta shouted, “Then what are we going to do with today’s broadcast? It’s already started!

” Cheng waved his hand and said indifferently, “Just use [Jiang Cheng’s ten classic lines], [Jiang Cheng’s top ten handsome battle scenes] or something to fool him.”

“There’s that kind of thing out there. Ah!” Ching Tai shouted, but then suddenly thought of something, stretched out an index finger and suggested with some excitement, “Well, how about a [Qing Taijun’s handsome moment]?”

“Yes!” Jiang Cheng suddenly knocked on his hand, and then took out a diary from nowhere, and opened a page, “Today, use your diary that you didn’t read last time to recharge. Basically, you don’t have to worry about today’s broadcast. .”

“Wait a minute!” Qingta grabbed her diary and shouted with a blushing face, “Why are you using this method this time?! Last time, I was severely criticized by my mother. What!”

“Forget it, it doesn’t matter if you don’t,” Jiang Cheng shrugged indifferently, “I’ve read it several times anyway, and I’ve memorized the general content, the “Maybe This Fake Gintama” special chapter: Harita’s disgusting diary has been released! Start! December 11th, sunny day. Today…”

“Shut up!” Harita rushed forward and covered Jiang Cheng’s With a blushing face

, he

shouted, “I beg you! Can you stop playing this kind of plot?!”

“But ah, today’s broadcast has to say something, right?” Jiang Cheng pulled away Qingta. The little hand sighed and complained.

“Then there’s no need to disclose my diary! Children also have privacy!”

“Well, even if you don’t read out that kind of thing, everyone can basically guess it.” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and looked indifferent He said impatiently, “The diary of the kid who entered the puberty period is basically written in this or that kind of disgusting content.”

“It’s not! It’s friendship, hard work, and victory! It’s a teenager’s dream!”

“Speaking of Xiaoli and Xiaofang, which one do you prefer?” Jiang Cheng asked suddenly.

“Of course…” Qingta

blurted out without the slightest hesitation, but then she reacted and covered her mouth, “Foul! It’s a foul to ask such a question suddenly!”

Now,” Jiang Cheng pointed at Qingta, and said with a teasing face, “It’s more reasonable to say that you are exposing yourself, and that you have exposed all the disgusting thoughts in your heart!

” It doesn’t count at all!”

“Then let’s read your mid-term test composition,” Jiang Cheng picked up a notebook from the side and opened it and started reading, “Title: I want to be like a flower, Qingta. .”

“No no no no no! This level is too much! Hell! It’s hell!” Qingtai rushed forward with a blushing face, and was about to grab the notebook in Jiang Cheng’s hand.

However, Jiang Cheng didn’t care at all, he casually stretched out his hand and held Harita’s head to block her in place.

Looking at Qingtai again, no matter how hard she tried, she couldn’t get close to Jiang Cheng.

“Cough, I’m starting,” Jiang Cheng glanced at the smiling Sun Wheel and the expressionless Yueyong who had been making second-hand smoke from the beginning, then nodded, cleared his throat and officially Start reciting, “Flowers are beautiful, flowers are beautiful. I want my own flower to bloom too, one day…”

“Flip it up! I accidentally used it! Everyone will do the same, right?” Right? Right?!” Qingta blushed and looked in the direction of the camera to explain in a hurry.

“Blooming in the sun, that’s a flower.” Jiang Cheng continued, “but I don’t want to use my beauty to compete with other flowers, (Qingta: Enough!) Because I don’t have to To fight for the first place, (Qingta: bad bad bad bad) I am me, the only one.”

Jiang Cheng closed the notebook after reading, and then covered his mouth secretly and laughed.

“I wrote it down, I wrote it out when I didn’t pay attention. After all, I am a primary school student.” Qingtai scratched the back of her head ashamedly and explained, tears were already rolling in her eyes, “Mom, Sister Yueyong, you can understand. Right? You can definitely understand it, right?”

“Understandable, understandable.” Sun Wheel said with a smile.

“As long as my mother can understand it, the readers in front of the screen can also understand it. Absolutely!” Qingta forcibly comforted herself, but then she inadvertently caught the moment when Yueyong turned her face away and snickered.

“Sister Yueyong, did you just laugh secretly?” Qing Tai said with an expressionless face.

“No, no.” Yueyong turned around and replied expressionlessly.

“Obviously there is! Just now, I turned my face away and covered my mouth and laughed!” Tai Qing shouted with tears of grievance, “Does even Sister Yueyong find it funny?!”

“No, I didn’t laugh, just got sand in my eyes just now.” Yueyong defended, “It has nothing to do with your elementary school students’ composition at all, and it’s definitely not because it’s funny that you snicker!”

“Yueyong Sister!!!”

“Then, next is the composition at the end of the first semester,” Jiang Cheng packed up his mood and stopped laughing, and opened the notebook again, “”I Long for a Friend,” Qingta. I Longing for a true friend, he is always there…”

“Enough! Ya Die!” Qing Tai blushed and snatched the notebook in Jiang Cheng’s hand, holding it in her arms with all her strength, “Don’t read it! Stop reading this kind of thing! Please!”

Looking at Qingtai’s embarrassed expression, Jiang Cheng pouted and muttered disdainfully: “It’s nothing, it’s just some composition, before we read it, Hasn’t your teacher already read it? I forced myself to laugh and read what a little devil like you wrote.”

“No, no! It’s totally different for the teacher to see it and you see it!”

“Qingta, do you know?” Jiang Cheng looked at Qingtai with a serious face, “All adults are teachers of children! Therefore, it is enough to show the readers in front of the screen with this kind of mood! There is no need for shame or anything!”

But Jiang Cheng just finished speaking, but the next moment he couldn’t help but turn his face away and snickered again.

“Hey! It’s not what you said at all! I’ve been laughing all the time!” Qing Tai scolded shamefully, “If you want to read it, why don’t you read Jiang Cheng’s composition when he was a child!”

“How could there be such a thing?

What,” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and sneered, “Do you think I would leave such a shameful thing as you?”

“Hey! You bastard ponytail!

” If you hold on for a little longer, the broadcast will end. If you read a little more, it will end.” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said impatiently.

“Before it’s over, I’ll be the first character to finish because I’m ashamed and angry!” Harita exclaimed loudly, “and today’s title isn’t MerryChristmas?! How can I see that there is no content or title today? A little bit of relationship!”

“Isn’t this normal? It’s better to say that the title has nothing to do with the content at all, which is the characteristic of our work.” Jiang Cheng replied, “If the title matches the content, we will Is there any need to continue this work? No?”

“At least point out the theme, bastard!” Haru Taibai exclaimed, panting, “Because it’s Christmas! At least add a little bit of Christmas. The content of the festival!”

“Qingtai-kun, although our world is Christmas, it is not on the reader’s side,” Jiang Cheng retorted casually, “The readers will disdain to read articles without a sense of substitution. ”

Jiang Cheng just finished speaking, when suddenly there was a riot of footsteps from outside Jiang Cheng’s door, from far to near, and the floor of the entire room shook because of the footsteps.

“Is there an earthquake?!” Jiang Cheng said with a look of horror.

“Lord Jiang Cheng!” A group of Baihua members opened the door of Jiang Cheng’s room and rushed in, rushing towards Jiang Cheng.

“MerryChristmas!” ×N

“Look, look, the title is still indicated here.” Jiang Cheng, surrounded by a group of Miss Baihua, raised his hand and waved at Qingta, “It’s not like that. Is it alright?”

Jiang Cheng’s voice was just finished when he was torn apart by a group of Miss Baihua.

“Lord Jiang Cheng, what do you want for Christmas? People have been preparing for a long time~ It smells delicious~”

“Shut up! How could Lord Jiang Cheng spend Christmas with a woman like you! You should be with me! That’s

right!”

“You’re just dreaming! Ugly! You should be with me! I’ve already booked a restaurant and a love hotel!”

“What are you delusional about! You don’t need a love hotel at all!”

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Looking at the different looks of Miss Baihua and sisters, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com looked at Jiang Cheng, who was about to be torn to pieces, Qingta lowered her head and turned her head towards it expressionlessly. direction of the door.

At the same time, Yueyong pushed the sun wheel out of Jiang Cheng’s room, completely ignoring Jiang Cheng who was screaming…

“Mom, Sister Yueyong, MerryChristmas!” Qingtai stood outside Jiang Cheng’s door, Looking at Yueyong and Sun Wheel, a big smile appeared.

“Shita too, MerryChristmas!”

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