Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 363

[Chapter 326 : Self-esteem that cannot be abandoned!]

“That’s why! What kind of tricks can a bunch of idiots get together!” Yin Shi said disdainfully.

Listening to Yin Shi’s cynicism, Shi Shi took the lead in expressing his dissatisfaction: “What are you talking about, you kid?!”

“Thifang-kun, please look in the mirror now, you will see an idiot! It’s almost exactly the same as you. An idiot looking at you in the mirror!”

“It’s better than an idiot who was transformed into a screwdriver!” Shi Shi spat in disdain.

“You’re the idiot, right? It’s much better than having your whole body, including Xiao OO, transformed into a screwdriver!” Yinshi retorted not to be outdone.

However, apart from Zongwu and Yueyong, no one noticed that Jiang Cheng, who was on the side, lowered his head and his face was completely black.

“Boss, you’re welcome, please use it.” Saying that, Zongwu took out a bazooka and handed it to Jiang Cheng.

“Haha…” After taking the bazooka, Jiang Cheng raised his head expressionlessly, squinted and smiled at the people on the table, and then pressed the trigger at Shishi and Yinshi without hesitation.

boom!

!

!

Gintoki and Shishi all turned into explosive heads.

“What are you doing?! Asshole!” Yin Shi scolded, “I was just talking for you!”

“No way! You can just take care of your box screwdriver!” Jiang Cheng shouted, saying Jiang Cheng Looking at Shi Shi who was on the side again, “And you! A little OO in one bite, do you want to die?! Bastard!

” Let’s calm down first, in short, the online gathering is held to study future action strategies, let’s discuss it calmly and peacefully.” After

listening, Jiang Chengyin and Shishi Shisan snorted and sat down again. down.

Xin Baha looked at Shi Shi who was beside him and Yue Yong who was sitting beside Jiang Cheng and then asked aloud: “Our team has not collected any information about the players’ stars, Tufang-sang and Miss Yueyong, you guys. How’s the side?”

“Wait! Before talking about that…” Gintoki pointed to Shishi and Sogo who were on the side, “Why do you use such a shape that causes others to misunderstand? Because of your fault, Four days wasted in vain!”

Shi Shi lightly exhaled a puff of cigarette and explained to himself: “No one is not interested in players who have the same shape as themselves in the game, it is all to attract their attention and deliberately. The bait that was released,

but I didn’t expect to catch you irrelevant people.”

“Well, in fact, I have sent Baihua to take the photos of the two spacemen to search, but I haven’t gotten any useful information.” Yueyong said suddenly at this time, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, “And even if we can’t find those two game stars, we still have…”

Before Yueyong finished speaking, he was suddenly interrupted by Jiang Cheng.

“Yueyue! There’s no need to tell them about that!” Jiang Cheng snorted coldly, holding his hands.

But at this moment…

“Ah, I’m really sorry to be late.” Katsura Phillips screwdriver stood at the door and touched the back of his head and said a little embarrassedly, “Hello everyone, I’m Fruit Platter Samurai G.”

“Looks like, too. It’s not that I didn’t catch anything, the bait set for catching small fish accidentally caught a big fish.” Zongwu said, looking at Gui who was standing at the door.

Jiang Chengyin: …

…

After handcuffing Gui who was sitting in the seat, Shi Shi said, “This is your last meal before you go to prison. What do you plan to eat?

” Tripe.” Gui replied.

“I’m sorry, please give this guy an extra piece of numb raw meat.” Zongwu raised his hand and shouted.

…

After being forcibly fed a mouthful of paralyzed raw meat by Zongwu, Gui, who made his skin turn green, finally reacted: “It’s a trick! I didn’t expect Wangju to turn out to be a trap!”

“Are you an idiot? Party?” Yin Shi said with a speechless expression.

“Even if you are a fighter against foreigners, there are times when you want to turn off,” Gui explained, “there are times when you want to forget everything!”

“Your head is always in the OFF state, and the plug has been disconnected from the contact point.”

“Really A bunch of idiots,” Gui dismissed everyone’s attitude, “even if you catch me, things won’t get any better. You can’t change the reality that you’re a screwdriver.”

“Actually…” Yueyong just opened her mouth to say something What, but was interrupted by Jiang Cheng again.

“No, they won’t do it that way.” Jiang Cheng shook his head and said softly, “Anyway, let’s listen to what the wig has to say first, although his head is indeed empty, he may have some key information. Maybe.”

“!!”

Jiang Cheng’s words attracted everyone’s attention to Gui.

“Katsura! Did you really get any useful information?!” Kondo said in disbelief.

” Hmph

, who knows,” Gui chuckled lightly, and then raised his handcuffed hands, “Do you have to have appropriate etiquette when asking others?”

Four reminded: “Kondo-san, you can’t eat his set. This guy must be

talking nonsense to find a chance to escape.”

He took out a folded piece of paper from the back of his head, “Then I will definitely not say that again.”

Then, Gui stretched out the paper, and saw that the so-called clue was just a job advertisement for a driver.

(The driver and screwdriver are pronounced the same.)

Seeing the shocked expression of everyone, Gui raised the corners of his mouth, and then put away the paper again, “That’s all for you to see, I want to know the contact information and interview location. If you want to, give me a tripe first.” As

soon as Gui finished speaking, Kagura got up and jumped up and kicked Gui’s stomach, “One tripe!!”

“Why are you so obsessed with Survive as a screwdriver?!” Shin Baha couldn’t help but complain, “Besides, it’s a mistake! Where is the information about the players? Idiot!”

“How could there be such a thing,” Kagura said. Gui, who was beaten up with Zongwu’s bruised face, sat up and said, “Are you still unwilling to face the reality at this time? You should be able to feel more or less that now there is no information or means, and you want to seize it. It is impossible to be a player star.”

“Don’t be silly, just give up because of this?” Shi Shi said disdainfully.

“Yes! We want to regain our original body! The victory and defeat will only begin now!” Kondo said with a serious face, but just after speaking, a photo slowly fell from behind Kondo’s head.

Looking at the woman who looked like a Phillips screw in the photo, Shinhachi wondered: “Kondo-san, this is…”

Kondo scratched his cheek in annoyance, and explained with some anguish: “The third princess of the screw star, the Princess of the Cross. In fact, we are discussing matters related to blind date now.”

“Kondo-san, could it be you…” Shishi suddenly thought of something, and stared at his director with wide eyes, “Have you forgotten the princess of the gorilla star?! Are you already empathetic?!”

“Hey! Don’t tell me nonsense!” Kondo became anxious, “By the way, did you really plan to send me to the Orangutan Star that time?! How much did I explain? Again! It’s not like that at all! I don’t like that orangutan at all!”

“It’s coming and going again,” Sogo patted Kondo on the shoulder, “Needless to say Kondo-san, we can all understand Yes, you gave up your own happiness for the true selection group. We understand.”

“Can’t you just listen to my explanation?! You bastards! By the way, who said that I liked that orangutan?!”

Jiang Cheng turned his face away silently, whistling, as if it had nothing to do with me.

“Don’t act like you have nothing to do with you! So it’s you?!”

“Don’t continue arguing over such insignificant things,” Gui suddenly stopped, “What we should do now is not to continue playing monkey hunting. It’s not like wasting time discussing countermeasures at the barbecue restaurant. What we need is the consciousness to live as a screwdriver!”

After listening, everyone fell silent at the same time.

“No, in fact, even if we can’t find the player star, we can still restore our original appearance.” Suddenly, Yueyong said lightly.

“Huh?!” Everyone looked over at the same time.

“Yueyue, didn’t I say it? They will never accept that approach,” Jiang Cheng complained, “Don’t underestimate our self-esteem!”

“Wait, Jiang Cheng, what do you mean?” Yin Shi stared at Jiang Cheng and asked.

“Is there really such a way to restore the original body?!” Shin Baha said in surprise.

“Boss, don’t give a shit, tell me if you have anything.” Zongwu also looked at Jiang Cheng.

Looking at everyone’s eyes, Jiang Cheng sighed heavily, then took out a few business cards from his arms and threw them on the table: “That’s plastic surgery.”

“Plastic surgery?”

“Ah, it ‘s just plastic surgery.

We can restore our bodies to their original state.” Yue Yong explained, “We have contacted before, and the other party has given a positive answer.”

“If you want to use it, just use it, anyway, I will never use it. To restore the original body in this way,” Jiang Cheng said casually with one hand on his cheek, “Relying on that kind of body to restore the body, I will have a sense of frustration in my life, and so will you. Bar?”

After speaking, Jiang Chengcai discovered that the people who were still sitting in the seats had disappeared, and the business cards on the table disappeared with them.

After squinting Doudou’s eyes and being speechless for a long time, Jiang Cheng finally complained: “What about self-esteem?”

Yueyong: …

…

After walking out of the barbecue restaurant, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong didn’t speak to each other. Quietly walking on the way back to Yoshihara.

“You…”

“Don’t say anything, I will never recover my body in that way!” Jiang Cheng replied with determination.

Yue Yong fell silent.

Suddenly Jiang Cheng thought of something and stopped in place, “Ah, I forgot! I forgot to tell them that in fact that person is a very strange person. It doesn’t matter to them, right?”