Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 361

[Chapter 324: Game and reality are always inversely proportional!]

“Oops, what’s this called, the legendary hunter turned out to be Hasegawa-san…” Shinbaha groaned a little speechlessly.

Gintoki didn’t show much surprise at this incident, but slowly analyzed with some disapproval: “I see, when I used games to escape the reality of being idle and doing nothing, I became the strongest hunter. Online games It is inversely proportional to the balance in reality. In the game, it is called a hero. In the real world, there are idle people who have nothing to do. This situation also happens from time to time. Since there are legendary hunters, there will be legendary waste people. .”

After listening, Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was beside him, and nodded silently.

“From this point of view, our team is similar,” Xin Baha said silently. “All of them are

cripples. Is it really okay to say this?”

There was a sound of footsteps.

“!! Somebody’s here!” Xin Baha reminded, and then everyone quickly found a pillar to hide and observe silently.

The footsteps are getting closer and closer, and the two figures who are walking slowly are gradually solidified. When everyone can see the full picture of the two people who are walking, they all stay in place!

Because, the images of those two players are exactly the same as the game stars in the memory of Xin Ba Ha!

One is tall and the other is short, one has trivial beards, the other has thick lips, and there are two short tentacles on their heads. Except for their normal skin color, the two of them are all yellow!

It’s like wearing a yellow hooded tights!

“Appeared!!” Shinpachi exclaimed, “That’s right! The shape of the real world has hardly changed!”

“It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to meet those idiots here.” Gintoki’s hand was already on the hilt behind his back, and he was about to rush up.

“Scumbags! Return my little OO!” Jiang Cheng also pulled out his mosaic long knife.

Fruit Little OO Samurai G: “Me???”

But at this moment, Gui stopped the two of them: “Wait, you two, this is just playing a game. Even if you catch them in this state, you won’t be able to restore your body to its original state (anxious).”

“That’s right .

, as the platter samurai G said, there is no point in not taking out the real body of the game and grabbing it.” Little OO samurai G nodded in agreement.

“How should I do that kind of thing?” Shinhachi asked in distress.

“On the Internet.” Hasegawa said suddenly.

“Wangju?”

“That’s right,

a wangju is a sorority meeting where friends you know from online message boards or chats meet in real life to enhance your relationship.” Hasegawa explained, and then he looked at what he was looking for in front of the cave. The two game stars of the game, “Assist them to hunt and become their netizens, and then invite them to gather online to get them out of the online world.

” Said, “It’s been the fifth day! It’s been five days for this kind of boring thing!”

“Yeah, yeah! How long do you think I’ve been wearing this body? One day? No! It’s already It’s been five days! Readers will be tired too, right?!” Jiang Cheng shouted.

“No, just because it’s the fifth day, I need to calm down more.” Gui reassured, “It’s part B, so I need to think more calmly.”

“That makes sense!” Little OO Samurai G nodded, Then he made a serious proposal: “Then in order to draw up a battle plan, let’s hold an online gathering first

!

”

At this moment, everyone suddenly discovered that the two players were about to leave.

“What’s the matter? Aren’t you going to hunt? Why are you going to leave?” Shinbaha wondered.

“Maybe it’s because the monkeys in this cave have already been killed by me.” Jiang Cheng analyzed slowly, “Maybe the ones who were going to leave because they couldn’t find the target.”

Everyone: …

“It turns out that all It’s all your fault! Who is it?!” Yin Shi scolded with blue veins, “What should I do now?! The plan to help them hunt and become netizens went bankrupt before it even started, bastard. !”

Not far away, two game stars were whispering.

“Senior, it seems that you have already been taken first.” The thick-lipped game star pointed to the still-dry blood on the ground and looked at the mustache game star. “The last boss seems to have been hunted down.

” , it seems that the monkey hunt is just like this.” The mustache game star returned with his hands clasped.

“Hey! It’s too bad!” Xinbaha quickly reminded, “They’re already planning to retire from this game! If they give up hunting monkeys, we’ll be busy!”

“No way, we can only prepare for new The enemy! Even if there is no enemy, a new enemy must be created!” Hasegawa hurriedly suggested.

“Where the hell is the enemy going to do it?!”

As soon as Shinbachi finished speaking, he saw Jiang Cheng and others on the side have tied Hasegawa.

“New breed of monkeys! Madao!” Jiang Cheng turned his head and gave Xin Baha a wink and a thumbs up.

“It’s not at all!”

“No, after all, he is the strongest hunter, and he should have some fighting power, and don’t underestimate him, he is also a man who lacks the same things that monkeys have.” Yin Shitou Without replying, he explained, “Besides, who said that the bigger the monkey, the stronger it is? The other side of this kind of monkey must be very surprised, right?

” I’m surprised!” Shin Baha frantically complained, “What the hell are you guys thinking about?! This kind of thing will definitely be exposed!”

“Indeed, I also feel that something is not right. It feels like something decisive is missing.” Jiang Cheng hugged his chest with one hand and nodded with the other hand supporting his chin.

Suddenly, Jiang Cheng had a flash of inspiration and came to the back of the little OO Samurai G in an instant. He tore off his clothes and equipment, and hummed and said, “How about this? Isn’t it different from the monkey at all?”

“Indeed, anyone who sees this looks like a monkey.” Gintoki nodded.

“No way! That’s an orangutan!” Shinba shouted, “No matter how you look at it, it ‘s an orangutan!

” , there is no difference between an orangutan and a monkey.”

After speaking, Gintoki took out two bananas from his arms and handed them to the little OO Samurai G, then carefully looked at the little OO Samurai G in front of him and clicked Nodding: “Yo Xi, this is perfect.”

Xinbaha: “Perfect your size!”

At this time, M, who was tied up, finally broke free from the rope, stood up from the same place and fled into the distance without thinking. .

“!!!” Jiang Cheng was the first to react, “MADAO ran away! Rare monkeys ran away! Hey, you guys, get ready to hunt!”

“Hi!” ×n

“Hi! That’s not a monkey at all! Can you stop messing around!” Shinpachi shouted.

“The task of finding new enemies is on me. Before I come back, keep those guys in the game!” Hasegawa waved his hand, and a dialog box popped up.

“Hey, there’s no other way, so I have to let the little OO Samurai G go,” Jiang Cheng said, looking at the little OO Samurai G, “our body and the future are all handed over to you, can we do it? ?”

At the same time, except for Shin Baha, everyone else looked at the little OO Samurai G.

“You…” Feeling the expectant gazes

from everyone, Little OO Samurai G’s nose twitched, “Ah, leave it to me! Leave your body and future to me!”

In the middle, the whole, the whole fruit and the part are filled with mosaics. The little OO warriors, each holding a banana in each hand, resolutely walked over to the two game stars

…

“In the end, I still didn’t find that one…” Moustache Games The star man said with a bit of interest,

“Ah? Are you talking about rare materials?” The thick-lipped game star wondered.

“No, it’s that one…” Before the

moustache game star was finished, he was suddenly interrupted by a footstep. Hearing the sound, the two game stars looked over, only to see one wearing a helmet and his whole body was partially full. The man with Mosaic holding two bananas came to the two of them.

Before waiting for the two to say anything, Jiang Cheng and the others who were preparing jumped out directly.

“Finally found you!” Jiang Cheng pointed at the little OO warrior G and exaggeratedly said, “Edin Lucis Cheram! The ultimate hidden boss in this game is stronger than the Great Sage!”

( Aidin (Ting) Lucis Cheram: The ultimate BOSS in FF (Final Fantasy) 15)

“Has it finally appeared?! Aidin!” Yin Shi echoed, “Although the power of the few of us may be completely Not your opponent, but since we have encountered it, we have to try it no matter what!”

“Hahahaha! Just a few of you? Want to hunt me, Edin Little OO Cheram?” !” The little OO warrior G had already entered the role, laughing loudly, and then raised his hand and pointed to the two game stars beside him, “Unless you and the strength of those two people can defeat me, this hunter 100%. The ultimate boss in monkey games!”

“Hey, there’s no way,” Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth, then looked at the two game stars who had not yet figured out the situation, “the two little brothers over there, can you help us form a team? Materials I can give them all to the two of you.”

“What should I do? Seniors, do you want to help them?” The thick-lipped game star asked,

“No…it doesn’t matter,” the mustache game star turned his face away, “We’ll just do it together. Let’s

go together…”

Seeing this reaction, everyone was stunned by Lei, and at the same time they thought to themselves: “Yes…it’s arrogant!

!

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“Really?! They actually joined forces!” Edin Little OO Samurai G couldn’t help but take two steps back, “If we join forces, I will definitely be defeated!”