Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 325

[Chapter 291 : If you are a woman, you must learn to refuse [gentleness]!]

The latest website: “All you have to do is trust me.” Yin Shi hummed and replied.

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At two o’clock in the afternoon, chestnut’s part-time work has just ended.

At this time, Li Zi changed out of the uniform of the convenience store staff, and put on a pink kimono embroidered with white and yellow butterfly patterns.

【listen!

The so-called ambition of a man is that it is better to be dumped than to dump others!

Don’t let her have any nostalgia for you, let her hate you completely!

]

[The girl’s heart is like a marshmallow Aru, it disappears after a while!

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【So just show her the nasty, dirty parts of men!

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Fourteen, while recalling what Gintoki and Kagura said today, walked towards Chestnut not far away.

As for the silver time, they were hidden not far from the two.

“It’s referred to as [Hijikata-san’s Dirty War Plan]!” Xin Baji concluded in a low voice with confidence.

“It’s referred to as [Dirty] Aru!” Kagura said.

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but what happened next was somewhat unexpected.

Because today’s purpose is to make Shishi hated by chestnuts, but whether it’s to let Shishi take chestnuts to that kind of small cinema to watch 18-ban movies, or let Shishi deliberately expose the fact that he is a mayonnaise madman when he eats, Or deliberately pretending to be spineless in front of the little gangsters, all!

All were accepted by chestnuts!

!

And it was accepted without any grudge!

Chestnuts are completely a pair now [As long as it is Lord Mayura, no matter what I do, I will accept and like it!

] looks like.

This time, the trio of Masters and Fourteen were speechless.

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When the time came to dusk, Shi Shi and Li Zi stood on a hill in the park and watched the setting sun in the distance.

After an afternoon of useless work, Shi Shi was also a little tired at this time.

“Lord Mayuro, you even sacrificed your life to protect me just now.” Chestnut turned his head and looked at Fourteen with a look of adoration in his eyes.

“Uh… that,” Shi Shi could only reply awkwardly, “it’s just a conditioned reflex, almost…”

“I’m actually shy… so cute~” The admiration in Chestnut’s eyes became heavier.

Hearing the sound,

Fourteen is really feeling helpless now.

“Ah!” Seemingly noticing that he was a little rude, Li Zi quickly turned his face away, covered his face and said, “How can I say such shameless words… I don’t know if I will be punished for saying such things. You dislike it, ah~”

At this moment, Shi Shi inadvertently came to Yin Shi who was waving to him behind him, and after glancing at Chestnut who was still squeezing in place, Shi Shi tiptoed over.

“Hey, please spare me this kind of thing, I’d better run away.” Shi Shi crossed his hands and sat on the ground with a tangled face

.

“How can you escape? Tufang-sang.” Xin Ba Hao persuaded.

“So, do you leave a girl with a wound that can’t be healed for a lifetime?” Yin Shi said slowly, “If it’s a man, it doesn’t matter if you cut ties with a few, but the only way to betray a little girl’s innocence is absolutely not. It will be allowed. In the past, there was a man by my side who was just like you. He could not refuse women properly, so many women were left with scars for life. It is not gentle to escape without saying a word. (At this time, Jiang Cheng

,

who was standing at the top of a certain building, sneezed suddenly. Zongwu on the side said, “Boss, are you catching a cold?”

Jiang Cheng smiled and replied: “No, it may just be A certain stinky boy is YY behind me. It seems that they have reached the final stage, should we come out?”

Zongwu: “Yes, boss, in the end, let’s give Tufang Sang a ride.”

After speaking, the two looked at each other again and showed extremely refreshing (black belly) smiles at the same time.

Kondo, who was watching from the side, was shivering.

)

“Betrayal… This person said something troublesome again… By the way, who is the man you are talking about? Is there really such a man by your side?” Xin Baha said with a look of disgust, and then looked at Kagura squinted Doudou’s eyes with a speechless expression, “Kagura-chan, do you have any idea?”

Kagura replied nonchalantly: “If a woman breaks up and leaves, a woman will forget Aru after three days of crying. .”

“This person is also mercilessly speaking explicit words…” Xin Baha sighed softly.

“Damn! Why do I have to get involved in such a troublesome thing?!” Fourteen complained in a low voice.

“It’s okay to escape, but do you have the awareness to never appear in front of that child again?” Yin Shi looked at Shi Shi with a serious face and asked aloud.

“Of course.”

“As long as you can escape the consciousness of being willing to do anything?” Gintoki asked again.

“It depends on the specific situation, as long as you can do anything.” Shi Shiyi replied seriously.

“Are you serious?”

“Hi.”

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At this time, Li Zi had already discovered Shi Shi’s whereabouts, stood there looking around anxiously and kept shouting [Master Mayura~]

But here it is. At that time, Shi Shi’s voice came from behind Chestnut.

“There are some words I hope you can listen to carefully.”

“Mayu Luo Da…” Chestnut replied in surprise, and then turned around.

But it was stopped by Fourteen again.

“Don’t look back!” Fourteen continued, “This is something I haven’t told you so far…”

“What exactly are you going to say?” Chestnut asked aloud.

“Actually…Actually, I am the prince egg yolk of Mayonnaise Star.” Fourteen replied seriously.

“King…Prince…” Chestnut’s pupils trembled violently.

“You can turn your head and come to the egg yolk.”

Hearing the sound, Li Zi turned around quickly, and only then did she see Shi Shi’s current appearance clearly, only Shi Shi was wearing a giant mayonnaise bottle doll costume, only revealing A calf, an arm, and a face.

There is also a golden crown at the top of the bottle.

Seeing the appearance of Fourteen, Chestnut lowered his head and sighed softly.

Looking at the appearance of chestnuts, Shi Shi felt helpless and said: [Sure enough, it still doesn’t work?

No matter how you look at it, thinking about passing the test like this is really…] Thinking of this, Shi Shi closed her eyes…

But at this moment, Lizi said, “As expected, it’s like this, I always feel like I’m not an ordinary person, I’ve always been I have this feeling.”

[Success!

】Fourteen is ecstatic, 【Adding egg yolk at the end of the sentence works!

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“If I stay on the earth for a long time, I will die egg yolk,” Shi Shi said slowly, then turned to look at the sun that was about to sink into the ground, and said softly: “It seems that the egg yolk is about to reach its limit now.

” Have you gone back?” Chestnut also faced the setting sun and asked a little unbearably.

“The person who almost picked me up is also coming to the egg yolk.” Shi Shi replied softly.

“That…” It seemed that he had finally made a decision in his heart. Chestnut turned his head and said with a serious face, “Take me with you! It doesn’t matter if you eat mayonnaise every day! I… please! Let me be with you. Let’s

go together!”

After speaking, Li Zi threw herself into the prince’s arms.

[It seems to be developing in a more troublesome direction!

】The fourteenth secret passage is not good, 【Calm down!

fourteen!

You should be able to settle it!

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Suddenly, Shi Shi had a flash of inspiration, put his hand lightly on Chestnut’s shoulder, and persuaded softly: “Don’t talk stupid, egg yolk, mayonnaise stars are all egg yolks in remote areas with mayonnaise as the air. It’s not you. The yolk of the planet that can survive. Hey, you just need to live on the earth well and the yolk will be fine. I will always protect your yolk…”

“Really?” Chestnut raised his head and asked softly.

“Of course the egg yolk.” Shi Shiyi replied tenderly, but just after speaking, Shi Shi saw tears overflowing from the corners of Li Zi’s eyes, but before Shi Shi could say anything, Li Zi stood on tiptoe and gently She kissed Shi Shi’s cheek, then turned and ran away.

Chestnut stopped and stood a few steps away from fourteen, shaking his shoulders slightly, then turned his head, and even though there were tears in his eyes, he still said bravely: “I won’t cry even when we part. Yes

.”

At this moment, the sound of a scooter came from the side.

“Prince, it’s almost time for the egg yolk.” The person pulling the scooter in front of him, also wearing a mayonnaise doll, shouted with his head lowered.

“We’ve come to pick up your egg yolk.” A man in the same costume behind the cart said.

【Why became two people, that CHINA little girl?

】 Shi Shi doubted in his heart, but the doubt was only for a moment.

Afterwards, Shi Shi walked directly to the scooter and sat on it. At the same time, he turned his head and waved at Li Zi who was standing beside him. He smiled and comforted: “You have to live happily, egg yolk.

” Lord Mayuro! Goodbye!” Chestnut waved goodbye.

“Let’s go and advance the egg yolk.” The man who pulled the cart said in a low voice, and at the same time took his steps.

Chestnut just watched the scooter go farther and farther until it disappeared, like the sun gradually sinking into the ground

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“Have I said enough? How far are you going? You shouldn’t be such hard-working people, right?” Shi Shi, who was still sitting on the scooter, asked suspiciously, “In other words, where did you go?”

” Where?” The cart boy behind him snorted and raised his head.

The little brother who pulled the cart also turned his head and gave a sinister smile.

“Of course I’m sending you back to Mayonnaise Star!” Jiang Cheng and Zongwu said at the same time.

“It’s you two!” Looking at the two deep-shaking S (Zong Wu and Jiang Cheng) in front of him, Shi Shi exclaimed, “Where did they go?!”

“Don’t worry, after paying a pocket money, They are super relieved to hand over the follow-up matters to us,” Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile, “Mayonnaise Star? I haven’t heard of it~ Zongwu-kun, have you heard of it?”

“It doesn’t matter, boss, anyway. It’s all in the sky,” Zongwu replied, “Wouldn’t it be good as long as the prince is sent to the sky?”

“It makes sense, Mr. Zongwu.” After speaking, Jiang Cheng directly tied up the fourteenth .

At the same time, Zongwu took out a giant monkey of the same height and tied it behind Shi Shi. “Don’t worry, Prince, you can definitely go back.”

“Hey! You two…” Shi Shi Bai He cursed attentively, but before he could finish speaking, Sogo, who was beside him, covered his mouth with a towel, so he could only make a whimpering sound.

“Next time, come back to Earth to play, Lord Prince.” Jiang Cheng covered his face and wept, making a gesture of reluctance to say goodbye.

“Sayunara, Lord Prince.” Zongwu said with the same sigh, and lit the lead wire at the same time…

Then, with Jiang Chengyu applauding and sending off, Fourteen slowly lifted off…

Bang!

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A huge fireworks exploded in the sky, and the pattern of UU reading www.sonicmtl.com is a huge bottle of mayonnaise…

At the same time, it was accompanied by Shi Shi’s curse: “You two, wait for me!!!”

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“Did something go too far?” Jiang Cheng looked at Zong Wu, who was beside him, and asked suspiciously.

“This is what Uncle Songping has acquiesced in.” Zongwu replied.

“But how can I be absolutely certain that you are fighting for the elder sister in your hometown?” Jiang Cheng continued.

Sogou didn’t answer.

“Well, forget it, I had a good time today, and I went back to the egg yolk.” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and turned away.

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