Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 321

[Chapter 287: Don’t forget to hold an umbrella when it rains!]

Yoshihara, the sky just dawned, Yueyong opened her eyes, sat up without the slightest infatuation, turned her head and glanced out the window, the pattering rain outside the window did not stop at all.

It has been half a month in a row, perhaps because of the rainy season, it has been raining every day recently, and because of the weather, the passenger flow in Yoshihara has been shrinking recently.

But on the contrary, Baihua’s work is much easier because of this. After all, fewer guests means fewer troublemakers.

Because of the rainy season, everyone in Baihua got a good rest time, and it was just a token patrol every day.

No need to go out in full force like before.

However, Yueyong, the leader of Baihua, has never rested, and still patrols every street and every shop in Yoshihara every day.

Although Sun Lun often persuaded Yueyong to take a break these days, Yueyong still went his own way.

…

After washing her face, Yueyong changed her clothes and sat in front of the dressing table to start dressing up, but it was just dressing up, but there were not so many cosmetics on Yueyong’s dressing table, just a few simple necessities.

After simply cleaning up, Yueyong picked up the cigarette stick on the table, got up and walked out of the door.

The second thing Yueyong did after getting up was to call Jiang Cheng to get up, just like a habit.

In Jiang Cheng’s room, looking at Jiang Cheng, who was still snoring while Harlazi was sleeping, the expressionless Yueyong still stepped on Jiang Cheng’s face. superior.

Because of this, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes, and then started the must-have show every morning – the quarrel between Jiang Cheng and Yueyong.

The result of the quarrel, as usual, ended in Yueyong’s victory. With a breath of smoke, Yueyong turned around and walked away, leaving only Jiang Cheng, who rolled his eyes and fell into a coma.

The rest of the breakfast time, as usual, ended in the bickering between Jiang Cheng and Yueyong, as well as the smile of Hiron and Harita’s speechlessness.

After breakfast time.

“Yeah, it’s been really comfortable recently.” After burping, Jiang Cheng sighed while rubbing his stomach.

“Speaking of which, Jiang Chengsang has been staying in the house for half a month. Is the charm of the game really that great?” Sun Wheel said with a smile.

“After all, it rains every day,” Jiang Cheng replied nonchalantly with a toothpick in his mouth, “I can only stay in the room and play games.”

“If this continues, mushrooms will grow on the body.” Sun Wheel Cover your face with a light smile.

“How is that possible~” Jiang Cheng waved his hands dismissively.

“No, mushrooms have already grown.” Sun Wheel pointed to the top of Jiang Cheng’s head and said.

“How is that possible…” Jiang Cheng replied subconsciously, and touched his head with his hand at the same time, but just when he put his hand on top of his head, Jiang Cheng felt that he had touched a foreign object, so he pulled it out and took a look in his hand.

“Really!” Jiang Cheng said with a black line on his head, and then looked at Qingta aside, “Is it true that I have been wearing this mushroom since I woke up in the morning?!”

“Don’t you look in the mirror when you wake up?” Qingtai said expressionlessly, “Also, how long has it been since you shaved? You were just like Mario!”

“It’s true!” Jiang Cheng was shocked, and then put his chin on one hand. In a contemplative state, he murmured: “It’s really amazing. During the rainy season, this kind of weather can turn humans into Mario. Maybe the original Mario brothers became like that because of the rainy season.

” How is that possible! You are the best!” Harita shouted, “You are number one if you can stay in the house for half a month without going out in this weather!

” There’s nothing to do, right?” Jiang Cheng retorted with his hands spread out and frowning, “It’s easy to get upset in this weather, and the way to not get upset is to play games in the room. That’s the ancients. wisdom!”

“What a piece of shit! The ancients never taught us to use games to pass the rainy season!” Qingta shouted, and then sighed, “Forget it, I don’t want to argue with Jiang Cheng, I feel tired every time. .”

Saying that, Harita clapped her hands and looked at the sun wheel, “I’m full, mom, I’m going to school.”

“Be careful on the road.” Sun wheel said with a smile, and at the same time picked up a stack of high Gao handed the packed bento box to Qingta, “Have a good meal at noon.”

“Oh.” Qingta replied weakly, then turned around and left with a labored effort.

“That…” Looking at Qingta’s back, Jiang Cheng said with a speechless expression, “Is Qingta’s school going to hold a sports meeting? What is that? What is the bento box that is almost taller than Shang Qingta? ”

Isn’t every day at school like a sports meeting for a child of this age?” Sun Wheel asked rhetorically with a smile.

“It makes sense, ahahaha…” Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and laughed awkwardly, “By the way, when I and Mrs. Qing were the same age, I ate more than Mrs. Qing.”

“Hey? Really?” Lun wondered, and then supported his chin and murmured, “It seems that Harita’s bento should be made a little more in the future.”

“I’m full.” Yueyong, who had been chewing slowly, put down the tableware, no He stood up in a hurry, “I still have to go on patrol, let’s go first.”

“Didn’t you say it? This weather doesn’t matter, you need to take a proper rest.” Yueyong at the door said, “And I come back wet every night. I’ll catch a cold. At least take an umbrella and go out.”

“It doesn’t matter.”

“What a boring person.” Jiang Cheng said disdainfully.

“I can’t say that. After all, Yueyue is also for everyone of Yoshihara. Yoshihara can have a peaceful life now, thanks to Yueyue.” Hirin sighed and replied.

“By the way, why don’t you seal the sky again? Wouldn’t this situation happen if you sealed it?” Jiang Cheng asked casually, “At least I think this rainy day can be sealed.”

Wen Said, Sun Wheel smiled and shook his head, “Perhaps those things were too heavy in the past, and now everyone doesn’t want to face things like the walls of a cage.”

“Is there still a cage in your heart?”

” No, it doesn’t exist anymore.” Sun Lun shook his head, “It’s just that everyone, like me, doesn’t want to see that kind of thing anymore.

” After some impatient and casual reply, he stood up from the spot and stretched, “Go back to play games, and thank you for breakfast.”

…

Jiang Cheng’s room.

After playing the game for a long time, Jiang Cheng took off his headphones and stretched.

“Sure enough, this weather is the most suitable for playing games in the room~” Jiang Cheng sighed slightly, then got up and stood up in front of the window, taking a breath of fresh air.

Looking at the figures of the guests and girls holding oil-paper umbrellas in twos and threes on the street downstairs, Jiang Cheng smiled knowingly and said softly, “Well, it doesn’t look bad this way.”

At this moment, Jiang Cheng’s downstairs A girl’s voice came.

“Little uncle! Little uncle!”

He followed the voice and looked over, and saw Kagura holding a flower umbrella and waving his hand excitedly. Seeing this, Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly, and then lazily stretched out his hand and waved waved.

“On this kind

of [Independence Day], you should go out for a walk too.” Kagura sat on the roof with his little flower umbrella, and blamed in a mother-in-law tone.

“Hey—is that so?” Jiang Cheng stood on the roof with his umbrella, squinting Doudou’s eyes as his little face flushed slightly, revealing a hint of excited Kagura, “In other words, why did you say that the plum rain season is [independence].日]? No, why are we talking on the roof? You just want to show off your flower umbrella, right?”

“Ah, it’s not Aru! It’s not like that! It’s just that the original umbrella was broken, so I used this one. Replaced an umbrella! Speaking of which, I don’t like this kind of inferior umbrella that breaks when you break it!” Kagura quickly retorted, as if he had been stabbed in his mind, but he held the umbrella tightly in his hand. , continued in a mosquito-like voice, “I just thought that my uncle would only play games in the house in this weather, so I just wanted to remind you…”

“Really?” Jiang Cheng glanced at the happy pair. With a twisted posture, he licked his ear with his pinky finger, and casually replied, “That’s fine, I wanted to say that an umbrella is a perfect match for you, since you said that, forget it.”

“Really? Does it really look like a good match, Aru?!” Kagura asked excitedly, but just after he finished speaking, he quickly covered his mouth.

With a thud, Jiang Cheng couldn’t help laughing, “By the way, who did you inherit this personality from? That bald guy?

”

“Well, don’t worry about it, isn’t it good? Girls really like this kind of fancy umbrella.” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said with a smile.

“I don’t like it! It’s just that the original umbrella is broken, Aru!” Kagura retorted.

“Hey, I got it.”

“Humph!”

…

Evening.

After dinner, Jiang Cheng returned to his room, but unlike usual, Jiang Cheng did not go straight to the computer, but took his umbrella and walked to the window.

Looking at Yueyong who was clearly about to go on patrol without an umbrella among the pedestrians holding oil-paper umbrellas in twos and threes, Jiang Cheng sighed softly, and then shouted down: “Hey! I’ll lend you this umbrella, UU is reading. www.sonicmtl.com Don’t break it.”

While shouting, Jiang Cheng threw down the umbrella in his hand.

Yueyong turned her head to take a look, and then reached out to catch Jiang Cheng’s umbrella, but just after taking it, Yueyong felt something was wrong, because Jiang Cheng’s umbrella was really heavy.

Yueyong was about to say something when Jiang Cheng had already closed the window.

…

In the middle of the night, Yueyong opened Jiang Cheng’s door, placed the umbrella at Jiang Cheng’s door, left a thank you and turned to leave.

He didn’t care at all whether Jiang Cheng, who was immersed in the game with headphones on, heard his words.

The next day, breakfast time.

“By the way, your umbrella is really good to use.” Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng who was eating and drinking, and said with a serious face, “The rate of fire of that kind of bullet is indeed much faster than that of Kunwu, so solve it. The efficiency of the troubled guests is much higher. In other words, where can they sell such umbrellas? I want to replace a batch of new weapons for the members of Baihua.”

Jiang Cheng: “…”

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