Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 31

[Chapter 29 : The next time is only after the next appointment!]

“Boss, is it too much for that girl, after all, the whole body is covered with mayonnaise…” Zongwu frowned and hesitated.

“That’s right.” Jiang Cheng also frowned.

“Well, what Sougo said makes sense. After all, it’s not acceptable for ordinary people to cover the whole body with mayonnaise, and Yoshihara’s women will not accept such a habit so easily. But only in [beep– ] and [beep—] how about smeared with mayonnaise?” Kondo suggested, “It may be easier to accept if only [beep—] and [beep—] are covered with mayonnaise.”

“It’s really good, this method,” Jiang Cheng praised, “when I go back, I’ll ask if there are any girls who are willing to smear mayonnaise on [beep-] and [beep-].”

“Yeah, I still think it’s too much, why don’t you just put mayonnaise on [beep-], don’t put mayonnaise on [beep-].” Zongwu suggested again.

“Enough of you! How many times do you have to say [beep-] and [beep–] ah! Do you think that the author will be cut in half?! The reader imagines it is very scary, okay!” , shouted at the three of them, “Besides, who likes that kind of thing! Please don’t combine holy mayonnaise with that kind of thing! Then you won’t forget what our purpose is?! We are in Find the Princess Chengye who ran out of the General’s Mansion!”

But after speaking, Shi Shi realized something, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, “Forget everything I just heard!”

“Don’t worry, little brother with V-shaped bangs, I didn’t hear anything, [Master Cheng Ye who sneaked out of the general’s house] [My father’s eyes are so annoying] [My father has body odor] I didn’t hear anything like that.” Jiang Cheng Said with an ok gesture.

“I just heard it! Hurry up and forget it, forget it!” Shi Shi said, grabbing Jiang Cheng’s shoulder.

“Ah, I have forgotten it now, I have forgotten [ ].” Jiang Cheng replied.

“I didn’t let you forget [ ]! Let you forget the contents of [ ]! Hey!” Shi Shi frantically complained.

But at this moment, Yamazaki ran over.

“Director~” Yamazaki shouted while running, also wearing a jagged sleeveless Shinsengumi jacket.

“What’s wrong, Yamazaki.” Kondo asked aloud, looking at the person who came.

Yamazaki stopped and greeted Kondo Kei and replied, “There is information from witnesses, and it seems that Her Royal Highness Princess has gone to Kabukicho.”

“Kabukicho?” Shi Shi couldn’t help but whispered, but the next moment, Shi Shi once again realized that there was Jiang Cheng next to him.

Aware of Shi Shi’s gaze, Jiang Cheng pretended not to hear anything and whistled.

“Hey, don’t pretend you didn’t hear me!”

“Nani, I didn’t hear anything at all. I really can’t remember the words [His Royal Highness the princess ran to Kabukicho].” Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and waved his hands.

“Well, Jiang Chengsang doesn’t seem like the kind of person who talks nonsense everywhere, don’t worry Fourteen.” Kondo said.

But the next moment, I saw Jiang Cheng who was chatting with the young lady on the road.

Miss: “What are the police doing over there?”

Jiang Cheng: “I don’t know at all, it seems to say something [His Royal Highness the princess sneaked out, the direction is singing and dancing…]”

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Shi Shi covered his mouth and dragged him back.

At this time, the young lady was still shouting from behind, “Handsome guy, leave a phone number, handsome guy~”

“All in all, this guy has to follow us to find Her Royal Highness first, otherwise everyone in Edo may know that [His Royal Highness escaped from the shogun’s mansion and is hanging out in Kabukicho] this kind of thing, ordinary people forget it, If it reaches the ears of people who are against the barbarians, I don’t know what will happen.” Shi Shi said while pulling Jiang Cheng.

“Yahahahie, people just wanted to come to condolences when they saw such a hard-working policeman on the road.” Jiang Cheng’s face was innocent.

“Condolences? Do you have my share?!” Yamazaki pointed at himself and asked excitedly.

“No, virginity.” Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation.

“Tongtong… virgin… virginity?!” Yamazaki stammered, “Why can you see that?! Why is there no condolences for virginity?!”

“Yamazaki, don’t deliberately pretend to be surprised to add drama to yourself. It’s obviously a dead virgin. It’s obviously a dead virgin.” Zongwu said aloud.

“Captain Okita! Why are you doing this too!” Yamazaki shouted, “and why do you have to repeat it!”

“Shut up! Virginity!” Fourteen couldn’t help shouting.

“Even the deputy chief, you…” Yamazaki has begun to doubt his life.

“Don’t worry, Yamazaki, the so-called man starts with virginity. No one will look down on a man who can keep his virginity (laughs).” Kondo comforted at this time.

Originally, Yamazaki was moved to cry when he heard the first half, but at the end…

“Then why are there parentheses at the end of the sentence lol?!”

Voice-over: …So, this place started to go to Kabukicho in such a lively way to find His Highness Chengye who escaped from home because he disliked Dad’s body odor or G’s armpits were too sour…

On the other side, in Kabukicho, Kagura was taking Princess Orange Night to fight in the casino with a group of gangsters.

But to be honest, Kagura’s gambling luck is indeed much better than that of a certain silver-haired natural curler. After a while, Jiang Chengsai’s money for Kagura has doubled.

The Orange Night Princess on the side was also having a good time.

On the other hand, the Shinsengumi searched around Kabukicho like a headless fly, and especially joined a troublemaker like Jiang Cheng.

Looking at Kagura again, Kagura not only took Princess Orange Night to the small casino, but also went to the game hall, went fishing by the lake, played badminton in the park, took photo stickers together, and went to various small In the shop…

At sunset, Kagura and Princess Chengye were sitting on the bench in front of the dumpling shop.

“It’s amazing, Queen, you are younger than me, but you know a lot of things~” Princess Cheng Ye said with emotion.

“It’s okay,” Kagura said while holding an umbrella while eating the balls, “After a big drink, they swarmed into the Love Hotel (Love Hotel), and they are the young people today, well, although they are all listening to silver. Sauce said it.”

“The queen is so good, so free.” Cheng Ye lowered his head and said, “I have hardly ever been out of the city, so I don’t have many friends, and I don’t know anything about the outside world. All I can do is stand at a high altitude. From the high upstairs, looking at the street in the distance, [I want to be like the little girl on the corner who is free to jump around, play freely, and live a free life] thinking about it alone.”

“I thought so, I escaped from the city without knowing it…” Princess Cheng Ye wanted to continue, but at this time an umbrella had completely blocked herself and Kagura.

“Ah, I seem to have heard the voice of a young girl here just now. Is Her Royal Highness really not here?” Shi Shi asked.

“It may be hallucinations, Tufang-sang. After all, people with V-shaped bangs are prone to hallucinations.” Jiang Cheng gestured frantically to Princess Kagura and Princess Chengye behind the umbrella as he spoke: Come on, here, have me!

“Really? Is there really such a rumor? You can’t make it up now, right?” Shi Shi shouted.

“How is that possible, ah!” Jiang Cheng suddenly exclaimed, and asked Hou to point to the street on the other side, “It seems that I saw a young girl running over there, Tufang-sang!”

“Really?!” Tu Fang instantly looked in the direction of Jiang Chengzhi.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai turned his head to look at Kagura and Princess Chengye behind him, and made an OK gesture.

At the same time, it is necessary to pull the earthwork and go to the other side.

But at this time, Princess Cheng Ye suddenly said: “Enough, I’m very happy in less than a day. Thank you, Kagura-chan, Jiang Cheng-sang. If I’m not here, I’ll cause trouble for many people. of.”

Fourteen, who was just about to leave, discovered Kagura and Princess Chengye behind Jiang Cheng.

“Ah, why are there two little girls here?” Before Fourteen could speak, Jiang Cheng said first.

“Ah, you are tall! I see that you did it on purpose! You’re a weak soul!” Fourteen said, looking at Princess Cheng Ye who was aside, “You’re right, that’s exactly what you said, come, go back Bar.”

After listening, Princess Cheng Ye stood up, but at this time, Kagura suddenly grabbed Princess Cheng Ye’s hand, Jiang Cheng made a good cover, and slightly blocked Shi Shi’s vision with his umbrella.

The next moment, Kagura pulled up Princess Cheng Ye and ran, but Shi Shi also reacted at this time, shouting to the team members on the other side: “Protect the princess!”

Hearing the sound, all the members of the True Selection Group looked over.

But just ordinary members can’t stop Kagura’s full firepower, and they are all brought down by Kagura in a short while.

In the next instant, Kagura pulled Princess Cheng Ye to the roof next to her.

“It’s all your fault! You are so weak!” Shi Shi looked at Jiang Cheng and said gnashing his teeth.

“The purest friendship between two girls of the same age, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com The purest smile that blooms when they play together, can’t you see it?! Do you really have the heart to destroy it? V “Liu Haijun?” Saying that, Jiang Cheng covered his eyes and choked.

“You pretend to be innocent! It’s obviously from Yoshihara!”

Jiang Chengcheng was playing Tai Chi with the members of the Zhenxuan group below, buying more time for Kagura and Princess Chengye.

“Hey! Come out!” Shi Shi shouted at the roof, “I don’t know how you met Lord Cheng Ye, but she is an important person in this country. If we get in the way, we will even arrest you. Oh.”

“Why are you yelling so loudly?! This is my house… This is the first time Kagura-chan has made friends of the same age!” Jiang Cheng shouted at Fourteen, and at the same time shouted towards the roof, “Don’t worry, God Le Jiang, say goodbye to your friends and make a promise to meet next time…”

“You bastard! How could such a poor and sour girl be friends with Princess Cheng Ye!” Shi Shi retorted, and shouted at the roof again, “Princess Sama, don’t listen to that! Talk to that A strange little girl with a poor and sour taste as a friend will become a shame for the general’s family!”

But just after finishing speaking, Kagura jumped down with Princess Cheng Ye and stepped on Shi Shi’s face.

“So, have you already made an agreement, two young ladies?” Jiang Cheng asked with a smile.

“Of course!” ×2

…

Kagura and Jiang Cheng stood in the dusk and looked at the back of Princess Cheng Ye who was leaving with the Shinsengumi. “So, when is the next meeting?” Jiang Cheng asked.

“The girl’s secret Aru.” Kagura said, and smiled and waved at Princess Cheng Ye, who turned to look at him, who was also…