Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 309

[Chapter 276 : Don’t wait until mushrooms grow on your body before you remember to take a bath!]

Yoshihara.

“At least get me out for a walk! You bastard OTAKU! The whole Yoshihara has the [home odor] wafting from your body, you bastard!!

” Unable to bear, he kicked Jiang Cheng out of the window, and then threw Jiang Cheng’s umbrella next to the window, and then closed the window heavily.

“It hurts …

” Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and slowly got up from the ground, pouting and complaining in a low voice, “What are you doing? I started going crazy in the morning, did menopause come early? That stinky woman , cut!”

As soon as he finished speaking, two kunai were greeted above Jiang Cheng’s head…

…

the streets of Edo.

Jiang Cheng complained in a low voice while walking with an umbrella, completely ignoring the fact that the surrounding pedestrians pinched their noses to avoid him like a plague god, and even several pedestrians started to vomit because they couldn’t stand the smell on their bodies. .

“That’s abominable, that woman. It’s just been in the house for less than a month, and it’s just that there is a smell on her body, why is there such a big reaction? What else is called [the smell of the house]? I didn’t listen to it at all. I said it, stinky woman.” After speaking

, Jiang Cheng suddenly realized something, stopped, stood on the spot with his chin up, and murmured: “No, no, does it really smell on her body? It’s not her talking nonsense. Right? Although it is true that it is easy for mold to grow in the room during this rainy season…”

Then, in order to verify whether he was as Yueyong said, Jiang Cheng raised his arm and sniffed his clothes with his nose, but only for a short while. Seconds, Jiang Cheng turned around and directly leaned against the wall and vomited…

“Σ_(???”∠) Vomit…” Jiang Cheng wiped the saliva from his mouth and muttered with black lines on his face, “Okay. Stinky…is this the legendary…home stink?

”

“Don’t smell it! That’s [the smell of the house]!” A mother turned her back to Jiang Chenghu behind her child, squatted down and covered her child’s mouth and nose with a serious face, “After smelling it, I will It’s contagious! It will turn into a hopeless OTAKU!”

“There is no such thing!” Jiang Cheng turned his head and exclaimed, “It won’t be contagious at all! Why do you say I’m like a biochemical virus? Ah?!”

The young woman turned her head and glanced at Jiang Cheng. She was about to say something, but before she could speak, she quickly covered her mouth, turned around and vomited…

“Sorry,

Dumaru,” The young woman looked at her son apologetically, “Mom may not be able to cook for you today, my mother is already infected, if I don’t play the small steel ball today, it will definitely be no help, my mother will give you two thousand Yuan, can I go to the convenience store to buy a bento?”

“What is the specific detoxification method?! It’s obviously you who want to play by yourself, right?!” Jiang Cheng frantically complained, “It’s because you are too lazy to make it for your son. Let’s eat! And why is my son looking at me with that kind of resentment?! Why does it seem like it’s my fault?!”

“Mom!” Tomaru—the son looked at himself with tears in his eyes and didn’t listen The vomited mother looked at Jiang Cheng with resentment again, “It’s all your fault! It’s all your fault that my mother became like this!!

” Mommy wants to play the little steel ball! Are you an idiot?! Can’t you see it because you’re an idiot?!” Jiang Cheng shouted, pulling his neck and bursting with blue veins.

“I’m sorry, Duo Wan…” The young woman took out two thousand yuan in her arms and gently placed it in her son’s hands with a tone of account for the funeral, “Mom… Mom can’t do anymore…”

” Mom!!” Tamaru cried out in tears.

Jiang Cheng’s face was full of black lines, and the corners of his eyes twitched as he watched this farce that was like parting from life and death, and the veins on his forehead jumped

…

“Really, what’s the [House Smelly Smell], it really makes people angry. A mother who has never seen that kind of self, deceives her son with that kind of reason to play for herself, it’s really a sick society…” As Jiang Cheng walked, he muttered unhappily, “It made me feel bad early in the morning, really…”

“Where are we going to eat?” Tamaru asked aloud behind Jiang Cheng. .

“Whatever, eat whatever you want, but before that, it’s better to take a bath first…” Jiang Cheng nodded subconsciously and replied, but just finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted and stopped. He turned his footsteps and looked blankly at the little guy who was following behind him, “Why did you follow me? Didn’t you tell me all about it? Your mother just wanted to hit the little steel ball herself! It has nothing to do with me at all. Ah!”

Hearing the sound, Duo Wan’s eyes instantly became wet, and the corners of her mouth curled up as if she were about to cry at any time.

“This trick doesn’t work for me.” Jiang Cheng said blankly, “I don’t have the kind of sympathy that is overflowing.”

Just after Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Duomaru cried with a wrinkled face .

When he got up, the cry suddenly attracted the passers-by around him.

“Woohoo … it’s all because of you … oh oh … my mother left me alone,” Duo Wan grievantly shed tears, “Obviously your fault, you still have this attitude … Woohoo…”

“If it’s Pengci, your acting skills are too bad.” Jiang Cheng raised his face and snorted disdainfully, “This level of Pengci, when I was young, was all about this kind of thing. It

‘s the lowest level.”

After listening, Tamaru cried even louder.

“Did you hear? That child’s mother seems to have been abandoned by that man…”

“He looks like a human being, but he can do such a thing behind his back…”

“Also, now this man is still It’s really bad to want to abandon your own child…”

“That’s right, what a bad stinky man…”

“Speaking of stink, don’t you think there is an unpleasant stench? It’s the stench emanating from that stinky man…”

“Ah, I smelled it too, it stinks! He really is the same stinky man on the outside… ”

…

Hearing the whispers of the surrounding pedestrians and the scum-like gaze of the surrounding pedestrians even without looking, blue veins jumped on Jiang Cheng’s completely black face.

“Shut up, you guys!” Jiang Cheng raised his head and shouted, “It’s not what you said at all, bastard! I don’t know this stinky brat at all!”

“This kind of man just looks like nothing. , but the heart is already rotten to the extreme…”

“That’s right, the rotten smell in the heart has been radiated through the body…”

“Yes…”

…

Listening to the onlookers whispering to themselves , Jiang Cheng’s face darkened even more

… In the

bathroom.

“It’s good~” Jiang Cheng leaned against the pool with his eyes closed, and couldn’t help groaning, “Sure enough, taking a bath now and then is a very comfortable thing~”

“Yes~” Tamaru imitated Jiang Cheng, and also closed He leaned his eyes against the pool, “It’s really comfortable~”

Hearing this voice, Jiang Cheng’s expression froze for a moment, then turned his head to look at Duo Wan and reminded: “Hey, stinky brat, it’s just this time, bubble. Take you to have a meal after the shower and then go home obediently.”

“Hi~” Tamaru replied.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai finally took a good look at the pills: with short black hair, big eyes, and a small round face, he looked like he should be six or seven years old.

“It looks like it’s harmless to humans and animals. Sure enough, a kid is a kid,” Jiang Cheng snorted, then took a sip of the iced Coke he just bought from the vending machine by the pool, and released it again with relief. Moaning: “Yeah~ Sure enough, iced cola goes well with taking a bath~ Some people like to drink milk after taking a bath.

” Take a sip.

“You know that little brat, hahaha…” After soaking in the soup, he changed into his dry-cleaned clothes, and Jiang Cheng led

Duamaru

to a restaurant.

“Just order it,” Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently with his arms in his arms, “but only this time.”

“Oh!” Duamaru answered and flipped through the menu excitedly.

“Sure enough, he’s a kid, he can be so excited at this level.” Jiang Cheng murmured disdainfully, and then glanced at Tamaru in front of him again: the flaxen color looks a little old, but it was washed very cleanly. Wearing a few patches of clothes, it seems that he should not be considered a child of a rich family.

“Obviously in this family situation, that mother actually still has the heart to hit the little steel ball, really…” Jiang Cheng pouted and muttered again in a low voice.

“Nani Nani? Small steel ball? What kind of small steel ball? Did you win this child by playing the small steel ball?” Yin Shi, who was sitting beside Jiang Cheng at some point, asked aloud, and then raised his hand towards The clerk not far away shouted, “Two cups of chocolate parfait! Please!”

“No, I just met a woman who left her son behind to hit a small steel ball, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com “Jiang Cheng replied subconsciously, but then Jiang Cheng reacted and glanced blankly at Yin Shi beside him and a girl with a ball-shaped head and a frame of human-shaped glasses next to Duomaru, “Hey, Why are you here?”

“I saw a trafficker who seemed to be abducting children on the road, so I followed.” Gintoki nodded and replied with a hug.

“Do I look like someone who can do that kind of thing?” Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, and then looked at Xin Baha, who was constantly ordering with the clerk, and said expressionlessly: “Also…I didn’t say I would invite you to dinner at all! Can you please not order for yourself?”

“What does it matter, anyway, if you ask for one, you are also invited, and if you ask for four, you are also invited.” Yin Shi picked his nose and casually said.

“It’s completely different!” Jiang Cheng retorted.

“Don’t be so stingy, next time I’ll lend you my collection of photo albums, all of them are fine.” Yin Shi was very familiar with Jiang Cheng’s shoulder and sneered, “I promise you Definitely like it.”

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