Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 296
[Chapter 265: Does it really matter that the protagonist is OTAKU?]
“What’s the matter, Qingta?” Hirota looked at Qingta, whose face was full of cold sweat, and asked in a low voice, “Is it a cold? My face is covered in sweat. Besides, I haven’t eaten a single bite of breakfast.”
“Ah, it’s alright . Now
,” Qingta raised her head quickly, waved her hand and explained, “I just don’t feel very hungry.”
“Hey? Do you think that what my mother did is unpalatable?” Hiron continued to ask.
“No, it’s just that I seemed to have a bit of a hard time eating last night.” Qingta twitched the corners of her mouth, revealing a reluctant smile.
“But your smile is reluctant, or is it because your mother’s cooking is not to your taste?”
“No, it’s delicious!” Qingta pretended to pick up the bowl and chopsticks, took a bite and put it down, then got up and stood up, “I’m full! It’s time for the appointment with Sister A Miao! I’m going to the dojo to practice!”
After speaking, Qingta fled the door without looking back, but just after stepping out, Qing Suddenly thinking of something, he turned his head and reminded everyone in the room: “Right! There seems to be a new starling’s TV show this morning! Remember to record it for me, the new starling said that I should write an article no less than one. The afterthought of a thousand words is also a part of swordsmanship practice, don’t say it, I’m leaving!”
After speaking, Qingta quickly left.
“What kind of dojo is that…” Jiang Cheng twitched half of his face and complained, “What is that kind of nonsense practice… I just want to show off that I’m on TV…”
“This child is a little abnormal today. ,” Sun Wheel muttered, “I don’t usually go to the dojo on a rest day so actively.”
“Don’t worry about it, hiccup~” Jiang Cheng stroked his stomach, which was even more terrifying than being pregnant in October, and hiccupped, casually. He said, “It’s all like this kid. I don’t know when they suddenly became sensible. Although it’s worse than when I was a child.”
“I don’t think the last sentence is necessarily right?” Yueyong on the opposite side said ruthlessly.
Jiang Cheng sneered disdainfully and said, “When it comes to eating breakfast, Mrs. Qing is far behind me! Ever since I was a child, I have had a full breakfast every day! Gao Zai can attest to this! ”
“Are you just referring to the amount of breakfast?!” Yueyong couldn’t help complaining loudly.
“Are you underestimating breakfast?!” Jiang Cheng shouted with a serious face, “Breakfast is also the most important thing in the day! If you don’t eat enough, you won’t have enough energy to work (play) at all!”
“Do you have a job?” Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng with contempt, “Aside from staying in your room and playing games, have you ever worked?! You useless otaku!”
“Are you underestimating games?!” Jiang Cheng shouted, “Or are you looking down on those game engineers who work hard to create a game?!”
“No one said that an idiot, I’m just despising you.” Yueyong left The corners of his lips curled back without hesitation.
“You will never understand me as a gamer… No, it should be said that the game experience officer’s hard work!” Jiang Cheng held his hands with disdain on his face.
“Although there is indeed such a profession…” Yueyong murmured, “But your situation is completely different! You are just obsessed with games! You useless otaku!”
“What did you say?! Seeing
Yueyong and Jiang Cheng who were arguing
, Rilun couldn’t help laughing, and said with a soft laugh, “It’s nice to be young, so energetic in the early morning~”
“Speaking of which, what should I do with my room? ”
?” Jiang Cheng stopped and asked aloud, “You can’t let me sleep on the roof, can you?”
“Although I don’t mind you sleeping in my room, you can’t do anything strange.” Sun Lun teased looking at Jiang Cheng.
“You can rest assured on this point, I have no interest in an old woman like you who starts to lose the powder on her face as soon as the wind blows.” Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile.
But Jiang Cheng had just finished speaking when Sun Lun grabbed the hot tea in front of him without hesitation and poured it on Jiang Cheng’s face.
Ignoring Jiang Cheng, who was screaming while covering his face, Hiron covered his mouth with a look of surprise: “Ara, I wanted to pass it to you, but I accidentally spilled it~ I’m really sorry~”
“You did it on purpose .
Right…” Jiang Cheng said in pain, covering his face, “It’s very hot, old lady…”
“Ala, I accidentally spilled it again~” Sun Lun poured a cup of hot tea at Jiang Cheng again.
“It’s not over yet!! Stinky old woman!”
“Ara, accidentally…”
After
breakfast, Takasugi returned to Jiang Cheng’s room.
It is worth mentioning that Takasugi didn’t say a word during the entire breakfast time.
He didn’t even say “Thank you for your hospitality” after eating.
“Hey, I
‘m off to patrol.” Yueyong said from the window.
Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the roof with his hands on his head, yawned and replied, “Ah, I’m not interested today. You can go with Baihua.”
After a long silence, Yueyong asked slowly, “Although Not interested, but, you know? That man’s purpose.”
“No, I don’t know,” Jiang Cheng replied casually, “I’m too lazy to understand that kind of troublesome thing.”
“Really, say It’s really easy to lie,” Yueyong spat softly, “Forget it, you can rest for today’s share. Also, it’s up to you to help Qingta record the show.”
“Hey, hey .
“…” Jiang Cheng responded lazily.
…
In the morning, in Yueyong’s room.
Jiang Cheng yawned and put the video into the video recorder in front of him, then turned on the TV.
After doing all this, Jiang Chengbai was bored and lay down on his side with his head on one hand in front of the TV.
On the screen on the TV, the host in a suit held a microphone and faced the screen with an opening remark: “The problems of the Nite family and the problems of the squat family at home, these are indeed growing young people who lack vitality. People, as well as those who are called the reserve army – the crowd called OTAKU, today there are a hundred people who call themselves OTAKU.”
“What kind of consideration did they confine themselves in a small environment What? The truth will be revealed soon! The OTAKU summit…”
(Nit: neet, squatting at home.)
(OTAKU: otaku, the so-called otaku, in a broad sense, refers to people who are keen on various subcultures and have an extremely in-depth understanding of the culture; in a narrow sense, it refers to addiction , people who are keen or knowledgeable about animation, comics and video games.)
“This society is sick too~” Jiang Cheng yawned and wiped the corners of his eyes, “Even such useless people can be on TV shows. What~”
Yue Yong, who had just finished patrolling, had a look of contempt when she heard Jiang Cheng’s words after walking through the door.
“Oh, Yueyue, the patrol is over,” Jiang Cheng turned to look at Yueyong, “Hey? Wait, why are you looking at me with that kind of contempt? What do you mean? Explain in advance, I It’s not OTAKU! It’s completely different from those crap on TV!”
Yueyong pouted and snorted disdainfully, then walked to the side and sat down, ignoring the idiot in front of her.
“What do you mean by humming?! Please explain it to me clearly!” Jiang Cheng said, “I’m obviously different from them! Although I do look a bit like OTAKU, I’m completely different from them. Oh! I set work (game) goals for myself every day! I plan my time (tasks in the game) well every day!”
“Shut up, you bastard OTAKU!” Yueyong glanced lightly Jiang Cheng glanced at him and said aloud.
“I’m really angry if you say that again!” Jiang Cheng shouted, “Who is OTAKU! When I work (game), I work super hard!”
Ignoring Jiang Cheng’s words, Yueyong will pay attention He turned his attention to TV, perhaps because he wanted to find something in common with Jiang Cheng among those people who were the same as Jiang Cheng in a certain sense…
…
In the show, the OTAKUs were divided into two groups, one group was the new eight The three-dimensional headed by the temple guards led by Haw… Not to mention the idol OTAKU, the other group is the two-dimensional OTAKU obsessed with animation.
“First of all, I think it’s better to re-examine the viewpoint that all OTAKU are classified as nits. Among us [Idol OTAKU], there are also OTAKU who work hard and get along well with the society!” Shinpachi on TV Haw held his chin and chatted.
“Mmmm,” Jiang Cheng nodded in front of the TV, “It’s rare for Xin Baha to say a fair word today. Indeed, even in OTAKU, there are people who work as hard as me.”
“Hey, now you I have already admitted that I am OTAKU.” Yue Yong reminded blankly.
On the TV:
“Well, that’s it,” the host took the microphone back and nodded, then looked at the person behind Xin Baji who raised his hand, “So what’s your opinion on No. 31?”
“I…”
Xin Baji The man wearing the number 31 behind him was just about to speak when Xin Baha stood up ahead of him and defended angrily at the microphone: “Take OTAKU as a victim, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com Everything is blamed on us… This show with this basic attitude is Japan’s current problem!”
“Ah, I know, I know,” the host casually reassured, “Not yet. When it’s your time to speak, please be patient…”
“That’s a good idea! Shin Baha!” Jiang Cheng in front of the TV cheered for Shin Baha through the screen, “Just like this, we will change the attitude of the Japanese people towards us OTAKU. Impression!”
“Hey, you have completely regarded yourself as OTAKU.” Yueyong once again complained expressionlessly, “It really doesn’t matter that the protagonist is OTAKU?” On the
TV, Xinbaha completely Without intending to stop, he held the microphone in the host’s hand and continued: “Besides, it is very strange to confuse OTAKU with dark things as soon as you open your mouth!”
“So, can you please be quiet for a while? Give others the opportunity to speak first.” The host said impatiently, “Now is not your time to speak…”
“What we support are idols, and they are real people in reality anyway.” Xin Baha said solemnly, holding his hands in his arms, and then looked at the two-dimensional OTAKUs on the opposite side with contempt, “Don’t you understand what I mean? People who love fantasy and animation game heroines!”
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