Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 275

[Chapter 245: It’s the police’s responsibility to send the lonely old man home!]

“I said it wasn’t intentional!” Jiang Cheng shouted with a bruised face, “No matter what I say, I can’t take the initiative to touch your European style! Although it is true that I like the big European style! But it is definitely not you. This pair on your body!”

“What kind of perverted speech is that!” Yueyong kicked Fei Jiangcheng again and scolded, “Don’t you feel ashamed to talk about this on the street?! Wouldn’t you be shy?!”

“No, if If I don’t even dare to say what I like, I will never admit that kind of person!” Jiang Cheng retorted as he got up.

“I would never admit to someone like you! How could anyone expose their hobbies on the street?! Are you an idiot? Absolutely idiot!!” Yue Yong cursed with white eyes.

“Well, stop arguing,” the Turtle Immortal on the side came out to smooth things out, “Actually, I think this little brother is right, if he doesn’t dare to say what he likes, he really isn’t a man. What?”

After listening, Yueyong became quiet, but after hearing Immortal Turtle’s next speech, Yueyong couldn’t help but get angry again.

I saw Turtle Immortal raised a finger, and then said: “Actually, I don’t just like the European style! I even like the ass! I like it the most! The young girls’ European style and ass!”

“You are just pure and simple .

The old man!” Jiang Cheng and Yueyong shouted at the same time.

At the same time, the noise of Jiang Cheng on the street attracted Shishi and Sogou who were patrolling the street.

“Hey, is it you again? There’s so much noise on the street,” Shi Shi approached with a cigarette in his mouth. After seeing the troublemaker, he curled his lips in disdain. The crime of public transport will take you back to the camp.”

“Boss, what a coincidence.” Zongwu raised his hand and greeted Jiang Cheng.

“It’s you! Saxi is ignoring it, Mr. Zongwu and Mr. Liu Hai.” Jiang Cheng raised his hand and greeted the two of them.

“Can you remember other people’s names clearly!” Shi Shi couldn’t help scolding.

“That’s right!” Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and pushed Immortal Turtle directly in front of Zong Wu and Shi Shi, “Then this old man will ask you two, and sending the lost old man home is considered a matter of It

‘s the police’s responsibility.”

“It’s amazing, boss,” Zongwu praised, “where did you pick up this turtle?”

“I didn’t pick it up,” Jiang Cheng reluctantly pointed to Yue on the side. Yong explained, “Yueyue picked it up, so please send him back to the two of you.”

“That’s what you said, but where should it be sent?” Zongwu wondered.

“Of course it was sent to Shueisha’s office,” Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation, “Those people will always have a way to get him back.”

After listening to the fourteen on the side, his veins burst and he cursed: “It’s impossible to do at all. Come on, that kind of thing! First tell me where Shueisha’s office is, bastard!”

“How do I know,” Jiang Cheng waved his hands impatiently, “Anyway, this kind of thing is the responsibility of the police, right? Hurry up and take him away, don’t bother me anymore.”

“You’re a complete bastard!” The 14th National Congress cursed, “The True Selection Group is not in charge of Dragon Ball World!”

“It sounds interesting isn’t it? Is it?” Zongwu on the side squinted and said with a smile, then looked at the turtle fairy and said,

“As long as you use the turtle qigong to give the mayonnaise madman over there a shot, I will send you back to the original world. ”

Really?” Turtle Immortal wondered, “but I should go back. Although the women in this world are not bad, I still miss the young girls in my world more.”

“Ah, really.” “Songwu said with a smile.

“Come on then!” Saying that, Immortal Turtle immediately burst into clothes and put on a pose, “Turtle…Pie…”

“Hey! Wait a minute! Shouldn’t that pose be…” Shi Shi panicked instantly, ” Hey! Wait for me, it will die! It will definitely die! Wait for me…”

Before he finished speaking, the immortal Turtle on the side had already shouted the last word “Gong”…

Looking at Shi Shi who had been knocked out, Jiang Cheng said with emotion: “Hey, hey, that’s amazing~ I completely fainted after one shot.”

…

At the same time, Heng Dojo.

Qingtai pushed open the door and walked in, shouting at the same time, “New Starling, Sister A Miao, I’m here.”

But it was strange that no one responded to Qingtai.

“Have you not gotten up yet?” Qingtai asked in confusion, and then walked straight to the dojo, but just as she walked to the door of the dojo, Qingtai found two small notes attached to the door.

[On the first day of summer vacation, I will go to the beach to play (cross out) and work. Today, Qingtai-kun will practice alone.

– New Eight Haw.

ps: One can’t be lazy.

]

[On the first day of summer vacation, I made an appointment with Xiaojiu to go shopping, and Qingtaijun should work hard alone.

——Ami]

“What are you !!!” Qing Tai’s fragile heart was hurt by 100 points. “Why do adults have summer vacations, but I don’t have it !!”

… the

sea surface on a large ship.

“Why do I have to come here too,” Jiang Chengyi muttered in front of the railing with a crooked corner of his mouth, “It’s obviously the first day of summer vacation, and I still want to take a nap.”

“Boss , don’t complain,” Zongwu also leaned on the railing, “I have already told him that if he is sent back, he will teach us Turtle Qigong, is this kind of reward enough? ”

Really?!” Jiang Cheng exclaimed in surprise, then rushed to Immortal Turtle, “Will you really teach us?! Turtle Qigong?!”

“Ah, after all, you guys helped me as an old man.” “The Turtle Immortal said with a smile.

“Thank you so much!” Jiang Cheng bowed, and then took out two binoculars from his arms, “A small gift is not a tribute, there are many young girls on the beach over there!”

“Really?! Immortal Turtle grabbed the telescope in Jiang Cheng’s hand in an instant, put it in front of him and looked at the distant coast.

“The one on the right in the pink bikini is very big, old man!” Jiang Cheng also held up his binoculars and looked at the coast.

“That’s average, the leopard-print swimsuit next to her is the best!” Turtle Immortal said with a nosebleed.

“Huh? I think the one you said is average,” Jiang Cheng replied, “I still think the pink swimsuit is better. It’s big, right? It must have an F?!”

“Women can’t just look at their breasts .

Oh!” Turtle Immortal replied, “Hey? Wait, why is it dark in front of me? I can’t see anything. What’s going on? Is it already dark?”

“I don’t know,” Jiang Cheng replied, ” Actually me too, it was dark in front of me and I couldn’t see anything.” After speaking

, Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and groped in front of him, but just when he reached out, Jiang Cheng felt that he had touched something soft, and then Doubtfully, “Old man, did you bring any dough? Why does it feel soft…”

Suddenly, Jiang Cheng reacted, put down the binoculars, his face full of black lines twitching from the corners of his eyes, and he looked at Yue, whose blushing face once again turned into mosquito-repellent incense eyes. chant.

“That… Actually, this is also a misunderstanding…” Jiang Cheng explained with sweat on his face.

“Where are you touching!!!” Yueyong threw Jiang Chenggui into the sea with a fall on his back, “And why do you carry binoculars with you! How much of your hobby are you exposing!”

…

” Speaking of which, why do people from Dragon Ball World come to our world, Boss?” Sogo sat on the ground and wondered, “Although they are all works of Shueisha, but this is too ridiculous?”

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng looked towards The Turtle Immortal who was still holding the binoculars and looked towards the beach, “Anyway, listening to the old man’s explanation, it seems that something like a crack in time and space suddenly appeared. But as far as I guess, it should be Mr. Toriyama Akira when he was drawing the manuscript. Accidentally knocked the ink over. Then all kinds of unexpected things happened.”

“So it is.” Sogo nodded.

“Really, one by one will cause trouble for others,” Shi Shi on the side muttered disdainfully, “Now the production team doesn’t know who to send to apologize.”

“That kind of thing doesn’t matter anymore,” Jiang Cheng waved his hand indifferently, “and we are happy to help others. Maybe Mr. Toriyama Akira will thank us.”

“I hope.” Sigh lightly.

“Speaking of the boss, do you like the female character in Dragon Ball?” Zongwu asked, “I think the boss’ character should like No. 18.”

“How is it possible,” Jiang Cheng waved his hand, ” If I had to choose, I would definitely choose Bulma. She is beautiful and rich. After getting married, you can just stay at home. You don’t need to worry about money at all. That’s the best feeling.”

“You just want to stay home.

Let’s play games at home!” Yueyong ruthlessly complained.

“Yueyue still understands me,” Jiang Cheng praised, “I, my goal in this life is to stay in the room forever and never go out!”

Zongwu: “…”

“What about Zongwu-kun? Your favorite character Who is it?” Jiang Cheng asked back.

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“Of course he’s No. 18 in the parallel world of Dante.” Zongwu replied.

“Hey? Why?” Jiang Cheng wondered, “That woman doesn’t have any affection for human beings at all.”

“Because it feels very fulfilling when trained.” Zongwu showed a dark smile, “I feel very Interesting to say.”

“That’s true.” Jiang Cheng replied with a smile.

“Hey, one of these two people is darker than the other.” Shi Shi murmured, then looked at Yue Yong and asked aloud, “By the way, it’s really hard for you to be with this Super S every day.

” No, it’s hard work.” Yueyong let out a breath of smoke and replied casually.

“Hey?! Really?!” Shi Shi was surprised, “I have a very hard life with that squatter every day, but you are not hard at all?! How did you do it?!”

“Then Of course…” As she said that, Yueyong took out a few Kuai that glowed with cold light from her arms…

“Ah, I understand.” Shi Shi replied expressionlessly.

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