Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 273
[Chapter 243: Girls also have moments of hard work that boys don’t want to see!]
Shimura House, Hengdo Hall.
“Leave it to me,” A Miao smiled and looked
at Kagura across the table, then picked up a glass of Haagen-Dazs, “If you want to lose weight, I recommend this, the Haagen-Dazs diet!”
So Kagura, A Miao explained: “Ordinary food therapy to lose weight requires fasting and weight loss, isn’t it? But if this is the case, you don’t have to work hard, you can lose weight while eating, as long as you eat with your meal money. An ice cream is enough. This way, a layer of film can be formed in the stomach, so that the absorption of the food after eating will be inhibited, isn’t it amazing?”
“Ah, it’s amazing, Aru…” Looking at the figure in front of him, three times bigger A Miao who was more than twice as big, Kagura reluctantly twitched the corners of her mouth and agreed.
“Yes~”
[Now I finally understand that there is no easy way to lose weight.
Also, the person who comes up with this snub method will surely gain weight too.
】 Kagura looked at A Miao in front of him and thought to himself.
At this time, Jiang Cheng, who was standing on the wall of A Miao’s house, said
with a look of joy, “That’s great~ I thought Kagura sauce was flushed down the toilet~ I didn’t expect it to be here.”
Xin Ba Ha, who was on the side, said, “Although it’s a bit presumptuous, what is the pile of creatures sitting across from Kagura sauce? Is it a new brand of pork?”
But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Chengcheng was thrown out of soot by A Miao. The cylinder was smashed.
“That’s my sister.” Shin Baha replied with a blank expression.
“Next time, please say it earlier…” Jiang Cheng said while getting up.
“Ala, isn’t this Jiang Chengsang and Yinsang?” A Miao looked at the three people in her yard with a surprised expression on her face.
“Uh, hello.” After Jiang Cheng said hello, he whispered beside Xin Baji’s ear, “Hey, what happened to your sister? Why did she suddenly look like this?
” Found out…” Xin Baji answered in a low voice, holding up his glasses, “Maybe it’s normal to gain weight little by little but I didn’t notice…”
“So that’s the case.” Jiang Cheng nodded.
“Hmph, the person has already been found, go back.” Yin Shi said nonchalantly, picking his nostrils.
“That voice! It’s Yin Sang!” Xiao Yuan’s surprised voice suddenly came from the ceiling above A Miao’s head, “Yin Sang! It’s me!
” It also fell down and smashed directly onto the table.
“I’m in trouble again…” Yin Shi murmured while holding his forehead.
“What is that? Is it a new brand of pork?” Jiang Cheng pointed to the little ape who was pressing down on the table and asked A Miao, “Speaking of your family raising pork on the ceiling, it’s incredible.
” Maybe I’m too hungry, maybe I went up to the ceiling to find something to eat.” A Miao explained with a smile, and then suddenly thought of something, “Today, Jiang Chengsang and Yinsang finally came here, why don’t I invite you to eat? How about roast pork and five flowers?”
“Who are you calling a sow!” Xiao Yuan stood up and scolded, “Only Yinsang can bark a sow! It’s Yinsang’s nickname for me!”
” There is no such setting at all! You sow!” Yin Shi scolded with white eyes, “By the way, you have really become a sow now!”
“Ah~ scold me more~ I’m starting to get excited. Get up!” Little Ape’s face rose to a blush of honey.
“It seems that the afternoon tea has been settled today,” A Miao said with a smile, and then looked at Xin Baha and shouted, “Xinjiang, prepare the ingredients for roasting five flowers~”
“Sister, that’s Miss Little Monkey, Xin Baha pushed her eyes and replied with a blank expression, “Although she has grown a lot, she is undoubtedly Miss Little Monkey.”
“Ah, really.” A Miao covered her mouth and pretended to be A look of surprise.
“What’s your attitude! It’s obviously intentional!” Xiao Yuan scolded, then snorted with his hands and smiled disdainfully: “Miss A Miao, you are finished! Such a body can still become a beloved person. Her Royal Highness? Even Yin Sang, the arm is crushed in an instant! Don’t worry, from now on, Yin Sang’s happiness will be handed over to me!”
“Speaking of which… Miss Ape, you are not qualified to say this,” Xin Baha said expressionlessly, “Please find a scale to weigh first.”
“I can accept it!” Kondo’s voice suddenly came from the closet, “Even if Miss A Miao becomes like this, I can accept it!”
Seeing Kondo walking out of the closet, everyone present fell silent.
But Kondo didn’t notice the subtle atmosphere around, and continued to hold his hands and said, “It’s okay! Even if Miss A Miao becomes like this, I don’t mind! Even if Miss A Miao breaks her arm, I don’t mind! No, not only It’s the arm, even the whole body, I don’t mind! This is my love for Miss A Miao!” After
listening, A Miao walked towards Kondo with a smile…
Looking at Kondo lying on the ground and rolling her eyes, Jiang Looking blankly at Xinbaha, “Hey, there are too many animals in your family. There are even orangutans.”
“No, that’s Kondo-san.” replied with an expression.
Jiang Cheng: “…”
…
“Explain beforehand, I’m not the same as you guys!!” Xiao Yuan glanced at A Miao and Kagura who were on the side, hummed, then put down his hand and stroked his belly with a look on his face. He explained tenderly, “In this stomach, is Yinsang’s child… uh!”
Before Xiao Yuan finished speaking, he was kicked directly on the stomach by the smiling A Miao.
After this blow, the little ape spit it out.
Looking at the mosaic vomited out by the little apes on the ground, A Miao smiled and applauded: “Oh, I gave birth to a sticky child, congratulations.”
“It was boring enough, so I left. ” Saying that, Gintoki was the first to turn around and leave.
“Kagura-chan, do you want to go?” Jiang Cheng asked Kagura, who was sitting with his head down, wondering what he was thinking.
“No Aru!” Kagura raised his head and said with a serious face, “I have already decided! I must lose weight Aru! No matter what method I use, I must lose weight Aru!”
After listening, Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth and said, “Really? Let’s work hard.”
After speaking, Jiang Cheng also turned around and left.
“I’m sorry, sister, I still have work today. I’ll go first.” Xin Ba Haw greeted A Miao and then turned and left.
“If that’s the case, then let’s work together! Kagura-chan!” A Miao looked at Kagura with a smile, and then took out an advertisement from her arms.
Look at the advertisement that reads: [Fasting Dojo!
Just a week, let you get back in good shape!
], Kagura and Little Ape’s eyes lit up.
“Let’s go together, Kagura-chan.” A Miao said with a smile.
“Oh! Big sister!” Kagura responded enthusiastically.
…
Five days later, the House of Masters.
After a loud bang, Jiang Cheng’s voice sounded.
“How is it?! Are you back?!”
Looking at the door that was once again turned into ruins, Ginshi lowered his head and muttered, “I told you… this is the first time?! Why? Can’t you just push the door open and come in? I’m so tired…”
“This is the 20th time Jiang Chengsang has come in five days,” Xin Baha on the side complained expressionlessly, “It’s also our house’s quilt. The twentieth blast.”
“Basang,” Yinshi raised his head to look at the opposite Xin Baha and suggested, “Why don’t we install a door in our house in the future? Anyway, as long as there is this guy, the door of our house is completely impossible. There is no meaning to exist…”
“That makes sense…” Shin Baha said with a blank expression.
“I said, aren’t the two of you worried?” Jiang Cheng frowned and complained, “That kind of [hunger dojo] or something, it sounds like that kind of underworld dojo that doesn’t even have a business license, you just Aren’t you worried about Kagura-chan being bullied?!”
“How is that possible,” Gintoki waved his hands in disapproval, “No matter what, Kagura is not the kind of master who will be wronged.”
“That’s right, Jiang Cheng-sang,” Xin Baha also looked at Jiang Cheng and comforted, “Kagura-chan is not the type to keep silent after being bullied. Besides, didn’t my sister also go? I believe my sister will take good care of her.”
“But…” Jiang Cheng’s expression became solemn, “If it’s the kind of black-hearted processing factory that gathers those women in the name of [Slimming Dojo], it’s actually bringing them together. Turned into pork belly and served it to the dinner table?!”
“Hey! Don’t say such terrible words!” Yin Shi scolded, “Really, I just ate pork belly yesterday, and it makes me feel sick when you say that…”
“You Is that true?!” Jiang Cheng said in shock, “Actually me too! I don’t dare to eat braised pork these days! After seeing it, I felt like I could hear Kagura-chan’s screams.
” What do you think your niece is…” Yin Shi was a little speechless, but then he sighed and suggested, “Wouldn’t it be better to take a secret look? If you are really worried.”
“But…” Jiang Cheng’s expression was tangled. up.
“But?” Shinbaha wondered.
“So you can only be a virgin,” Yin Shi looked at Xin Baha and waved his hands casually and said, “So-called girls, there are moments of hard work that boys don’t want to see, especially weight loss or something. Yes
, it’s all done secretly. All the girls want to hear is the boys complimenting their bodies.”
“What do you mean?” Xin Bazhu was still puzzled.
“What a dull person,” Yinshi curled his lips, “I mean, girls prefer to hear [Your body is really great] rather than [You work really hard when you lose weight]. Such
words!”
“Hey?! Do you still say that?” Xin Baha was shocked.
“Of course,” Yin Shi pursed his lips, “so, it’s better not to do anything, and when Kagura and your sister come back, just try to praise a few words. They will definitely be happy. ”
…
It’s two days later, the Master Room.
Looking at Kagura, who was thinner than before, with dull eyes and a hollowed-out body, Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ha were silent.
“Rather than praise, to be honest, I want to know what happened…” Xinba murmured.
“Don’t ask! Shinbahaw!” Ginto said, holding his hands together, “Don’t ask anything! Just praise!”
“A piece of potato chips…powerful laxative…slightly salty…” Kagura kept mumbling. , UU reading www.
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“Hey! Does this really matter?!” Xinba shouted, “How can I see that the current state is not right!”
“Enough!” Yin Shipai He patted Xin Ba Ha’s shoulder, shook his head and said.
“In order to celebrate Kagura sauce’s success in losing weight, little uncle invites you to eat barbecue!” Jiang Cheng suggested with a smile.
“Really, Aru?!” Kagura’s eyes instantly became colored.
“Hey, it’s resurrected.” Shinbaha said expressionlessly, “I just heard the barbecue and it was resurrected! It’s too fast! This speed of resurrection!”
“It seems that our Kagura sauce is indeed I can’t handle it with common sense…” Yin Shi curled his lips and said.
“Yeah…” Looking at
(weight loss chapter, finished.)
(Sorry, I’m late. The chapter of the noon code was swallowed by the computer, uh… Maybe it wasn’t swallowed, it was just that I forgot to save it… I almost had a mentality It collapsed. ps: If you want to know what happened to Kagura in the fasting dojo, please move to chapter 91 of the tv version. I am too lazy to write, it is too long to write. In short, it is very hard…)
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