Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 268
[Chapter 240: Don’t make a fuss in the hospital!]
“What is this…” Jiang Cheng asked blankly.
“Don’t pretend to be stupid,” Gui chuckled, and then patted Jiang Cheng’s shoulder, “Do you think I didn’t notice? I didn’t expect that one day you would come to me for something like this. But it’s okay, as long as you use this The formula for the treatment of constipation, you can definitely say goodbye to constipation!”
After listening, Jiang Cheng’s eyes twitched, and then he cursed: “Do you think I came to you because of constipation?!”
“Isn’t it?!” Gui was shocked again, but then Gui thought of something
again
. He usually looked into Jiang Cheng’s eyes and said incredulously, “Is that because of hemorrhoids?!”
The small note came to Jiang Cheng’s ear and whispered, “But don’t worry, this secret recipe…”
Before Gui finished speaking, Jiang Cheng couldn’t help but smashed Gui with a punch and said angrily, “How is that possible! ”
What an annoying guy,” Jiang Cheng spat in disdain, “Hey, the three of you blocked the way out of this room for me.”
“Hey!” Kagura and Shinbachi guarded the door, Hasegawa held the window.
【Guisang, are you alright?
】 Elizabeth helped Gui and raised the wooden sign at the same time.
“It’s alright,” Gui Yao stood up staggeringly.
“This level of attack doesn’t hurt me at all.”
“This person is really super stubborn,” Shin Baha said with twitching corners of his eyes, “Brightly painful tears are coming out.”
【What do you want?
!
】 Elizabeth raised the wooden sign at Jiang Cheng and others.
“It has nothing to do with you,” Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation, “Leave the pet aside for me, or… I’ll turn you into a charcoal-grilled penguin in a moment.”
Seeing the fierce light in Jiang Cheng’s eyes, Elizabeth threw Trembling, he retreated to the corner and erected a wooden sign with the words “Trembling??” written on it.
“Elizabeth!” Gui shouted.
[Sorry, Gui Sang!
] Elizabeth holds up the wooden sign.
“Then, let’s start.” Said, Jiang Cheng walked towards Gui with a smile on his face.
“Wait…wait…what exactly do you want to do?” Gui panicked a little, “Wait…ah!!!”
Then came Gui’s screams like killing a pig
…
” What are you doing here?” Miss Uchino, who was attracted by the screams, stood at the door of the ward and looked at everyone in the room in doubt.
“It’s done,” Jiang Cheng twisted his neck, turned around and walked out of the ward, “Kagura, Xinbaha, let’s go. The task has been completed. Leave the rest to that man.”
After speaking, Jiang Chengqing Lightly raised the corner of his mouth, he immediately started to leave, hiding his merit and fame.
Kagura and Shinpachi also followed.
“That, Miss Uchino,” Hasegawa walked to the door and scratched his head embarrassedly, then looked at Miss Uchino and said with a serious face, “Although it seems that it is not my turn to say this, Miss Uchino, you are still very kind. You are young, so you must not give up lightly!”
“Hasegawa-san…” Miss Uchino murmured.
But just after finishing speaking, a huge explosion sounded from the direction where Jiang Cheng and the others were leaving.
Hasegawa and Miss Uchino looked over subconsciously,
only to see the head nurse carrying a bazooka and dragging the three people (Jiang Cheng, Kagura, and Shinbaha) who had been knocked unconscious, and walked over with a gloomy face.
“Head Nurse…” Miss Uchino was about to say something.
But was interrupted by the head nurse.
“I don’t want to pay attention to you once or twice…” The head nurse muttered with a black face, then raised her head and looked at Hasegawa fiercely, “This is a hospital! Why can’t it stop? What’s the noise?! It’s so noisy, you guys!”
“Wait, head nurse, it’s not what you think, they…” Miss Uchino hurriedly stopped her, but… she was still a step behind.
I saw that the head nurse set up the bazooka directly, and pressed the switch without thinking, “Give me a good reflection, bastards!”
boom!
!
!
!
After the loud noise, Hasegawa lay on the ground not knowing whether he was alive or dead, Miss Uchino was stunned for a moment, and then she was attracted by Elizabeth and Katsura who came out of the ward.
“It’s really nasty! That guy!” Gui said bitterly, “You must know that my leg
is not only mine! It’s also the whole country! That bastard!!”
It will be fine, Guisang.
】 Elizabeth supported Gui while holding up the wooden sign.
“Stop joking! I can afford to wait, but the people at the bottom of Edo can’t afford it!” Gui Bai shouted with eyes on his shoulders, “What I shoulder is their hope! This level… It’s because of this level. Just…”
[I believe everyone will understand, Guisang.
】 Elizabeth raised the wooden sign again to comfort.
“Elizabeth~” Gui cried bitterly while hugging Elizabeth, “Remember to bring all the DVD sets that you didn’t have time to watch at home!”
[Understand!
】
…
the next day.
Yueyong came to the hospital early today to pick up some idiot for discharge.
However, when he saw a certain idiot who was wrapped like a mummy, he couldn’t help but have blue veins on his face.
“It’s just one night, what the hell did you do!” Yueyong pointed at Jiang Cheng and yelled.
“Actually…” Jiang Cheng scratched his head embarrassedly, “There is a reason.”
“It’s just…” Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked out the window, “I just want to cheer for a little girl, at least I want her to be one more time. It is the courage of love to speak.”
“Sorry, that is my line.” Hasegawa, who was also wrapped in a mummy, interjected.
“It’s long-winded! It won’t be so good if you borrow it a little!” Jiang Cheng turned his head and shouted with white eyes.
But just after finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng ushered in two kunai on his head.
“Exactly, taking advantage of this hospitalization, I think it’s better to perform a craniotomy for you.” Yueyong looked down at Jiang Cheng and said while standing in front of the hospital bed.
“Please do that.” Ginshi nodded in agreement, “This guy’s head is indeed severely burned.”
“You’re all right!” Jiang Cheng looked at the neatly dressed Ginshi and said in shock.
“I didn’t cause trouble with you again.” Yin Shi snorted disdainfully, then glanced at Kagura and Shinhachi who were also mummified on the hospital bed, and then took out a note from his arms and handed it to him. He gave it to Yueyong, “The two of them’s medical treatment and lost work expenses, please transfer the money to this account.”
“Jiang (KOU) sama, what’s going on?” Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng with a blank expression.
“Hahaha, actually…” Jiang Cheng’s face was covered with cold sweat, and then Jiang Cheng slowly turned his head to the window again, “Just… cheering for a little girl…”
Only this time, Yueyong He didn’t give Jiang Cheng a chance to finish his speech, but just raised his leg and kicked Jiang Cheng out of the window.
“Ah!!!” Jiang Cheng’s screams came from outside the window.
It’s no wonder, after all, the floor where everyone is located is the fifth floor…
“It’s really high, is that guy okay?” Hasegawa stood at the window and looked at Jiang Cheng who had smashed the lawn into a big hole downstairs and wondered.
“It’s alright,” Gintoki waved his hands in disapproval, “That guy is as dead as a cockroach, he’s absolutely fine.”
“Really?” Hasegawa still didn’t believe it.
“Next month, next month, all your game funds are gone!” Yue Yong said expressionlessly from the window.
“Hey hey hey?!!” Jiang Cheng’s voice came, “Isn’t it?!!”
“Ah, it’s really okay.” Hasegawa said.
” Not
only did the hospital stay extended, but the game funds for two months were also deducted, really.” Jiang Cheng stood at the window with a look of hopelessness.
“Sure enough, interfering in other people’s love is not good, Aru.” Kagura also stood at the window.
“Anyway, Guisang has finally been hospitalized, and our goal has been achieved.” Xinbaha comforted, “The rest is up to Miss Uchino, we have nothing to do.”
“Speaking of Yinshi What?” Jiang Cheng wondered.
“I’ve just been discharged from the hospital.” Xin Baha sighed and explained, “Just when Jiang Chengsang was kicked downstairs by Miss Yueyong.”
“Really, after a long time, he was alone and nothing happened. .” Jiang Cheng muttered disdainfully, “I’m really upset.”
“Actually, I just heard a rumor,” Hasegawa on the side said, “Miss Uchino seems to have confessed. And the result seems to be a success. ”
Oh?! No way!” Jiang Cheng looked at Hasegawa in shock, “You mean the guy with the wig really accepted it?!”
“Other patients are surprised,” Hasegawa continued. “Everyone is saying that our little girl has already made a boyfriend.”
“This is incredible!” Jiang Cheng felt his heartbeat slow for half a beat, “Is that wig really enlightened?! This is my second time. The most shocking news I have heard in seventeen years!”
But then, UU reading www.sonicmtl.
com Jiang Cheng’s expression changed slightly, and he said with emotion: “But that girl is not bad, she actually confesses.”
“What I once gave up, now the opportunity has come, of course I have to seize it.” Hasegawa from He took out the cigarette in his arms, lit it, and took a sip.
“What a simple little girl,” Jiang Cheng made a disdainful expression, “how to get the courage to use waste wood from the waste wood uncle who doesn’t know where he came from. What about today’s young people? ~”
“This sentence is too much!” Hasegawa shouted, “The word “waste wood” appears too many times!”
But just after he finished speaking, everyone couldn’t help laughing.
“Look at that!” Xin Baha said excitedly, pointing to the open space downstairs outside the window.
Everyone looked at Miss Uchino, who was holding Elizabeth’s hand and running on the lawn, with a smile like a first love on her face, and they all petrified in place.
“That’s…” Jiang Cheng muttered with twitching eyes.
“It is indeed a boyfriend who lives in a different world with persistent and charming eyes, Aru…” Kagura replied.
Everyone: “…”
(End of this article.)
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