Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 264

[Chapter 236: No matter how delicious the food is, as long as it is broken, it cannot be eaten…]

In the evening, Dengshi small shop.

“Welcome~” Xiaoyu lowered her head and shouted, but when Xiaoyu raised her head, she realized that it was Jiang Cheng, and the smile on her face instantly became a little richer, “Lord Jiang Cheng!”

“Alara, what a rare visitor.” Standing at the counter holding a cigarette, Granny Toshi let out a small breath and glanced at Jiang Cheng who opened the door and came in.

“Ah, excuse me…” Jiang Cheng said casually, rubbing the back of his head, then walked in and sat down in front of the counter, “Just have a glass of Chinese wine.”

“We don’t have that kind of thing in this store. ” Granny Dengshi replied.

“Forget it,” Jiang Cheng said with a nonchalant expression, then took out an envelope from his arms and placed it on the counter, “Last month.”

Granny Dengshi was about to get it, but Catherine took the lead.

“Is that all?” Catherine ordered some money in the envelope, and said with a displeased face, “That little girl with a big stomach can eat more than just this money! If you want to pay it back, I will lose my lost youth. Give it back too, bastard!”

“What kind of bad line is this… It’s not your turn to say this, youth? Do you have that kind of thing?!” Jiang Cheng spit out expressionlessly Said, then turned around and vomited, “Please stay away from me a little bit, I can’t help but see your face…”

“I’m so rude! You bastard!” Catherine was unhappy.

“It’s too noisy! Bring it to me, bastard!” Granny Denshi punched Catherine and snatched the envelope from Catherine’s hand.

“Then, let’s go …

” With that said, Jiang Cheng stood up and was ready to leave.

“Don’t you stay for a while?” Granny Dengshi said, “The child will be back soon.”

“What do you mean?” Jiang Cheng wondered.

But just after speaking, the door of the Dengshi store was opened, and Xiaoyu appeared at the door with a shopping bag.

A dusty look, the clothes are full of dust.

“Are you going to participate in the robot sprint competition?” Jiang Cheng asked blankly.

Xiaoyu didn’t answer, but walked straight over and handed the shopping bag in her hand to Granny Denise, then turned around again to greet other customers.

“Yes,” Granny Dengshi took out two bottles of Chinese wine from the shopping bag and put them on the counter, “Do you want two glasses?”

“That would be disrespectful.” Jiang Cheng smiled, and then Once sat down at the counter.

…

Dengshi Store at night is the busiest time of the day.

“How do you feel?” Granny Denshi asked. “Is it the first time to drink a bar in such a noisy shop? How does it feel?”

“My feeling is similar to your face, it can’t be any worse.” Jiang Cheng blurted out as he put down his wine glass.

“Can’t you say nice things, kid?!” Granny Dengshi cursed.

“I’ve said it very euphemistically…” Jiang Cheng explained, then stretched out three fingers and said solemnly, “Actually, the real feeling is three times worse than your face!”

“You bastard!!” Den Granny Shi picked up the wine bottle as if she was going to knock Jiang Cheng’s head in the next moment,

but in the end, Granny Dengshi put down the wine bottle, sighed and said, “You should be a little more careful, right? Although that child doesn’t speak well. Said he was looking forward to your coming. Wouldn’t it be appropriate to come a few more times?”

“Huh?” Jiang Cheng was even more puzzled.

“I’m talking about Xiaoyu,” Granny Denshi glanced at Xiaoyu who was complaining to the drunken guests but always smiled, “What a ruthless man~ Throwing a woman in a place like this for so long without looking at it Once, I just do it myself and drink in this kind of place~”

“Please don’t say such a bad line…” Jiang Cheng raised his hand to stop, “Why do I talk to a guy who is always messing up and never giving up. The same man?! I don’t have that kind of relationship with Xiaoyu at all!”

“Isn’t it?” Yin Shi, who did not know when to come, sat in front of the counter and picked up the wine in front of Jiang Cheng and poured himself a glass, “Aren’t you always a man who always gives up? Mother-in-law, You may not know that the woman abandoned by this man can circle the earth a few times.”

“Don’t talk nonsense to me!” Jiang Cheng scolded, “By the way, when did you come here?! That’s my wine Why are you picking up my wine and drinking it? Put it down, you bastard!”

“Tsk tsk, it’s so spicy, the appetizers…” Yin Shimin took a sip of the wine, and then took care of himself in front of Cong Jiangcheng Picked up a crab from the plate and ate it.

“Just stop for me, bastard!” Jiang Cheng scolded, “Let me put it down if it’s too spicy! And that’s the crab I ordered!” “One more

bowl!” He said with his rice bowl, a crab leg in his mouth, and a few grains of rice in his mouth.

“Thank you Jiang Chengsang.” Xin Baji said while putting crabs in the crisper.

“Are you here too?!” Jiang Cheng roared, “Don’t pack me, bastard!”

…

Yin Shi, who was beside him, was so drunk that he kept calling for another drink.

Kagura’s stomach was also chubby, and he kept burping.

As for Xin Ba Haw, he was already lying on the table and fell asleep.

“Really…the alcohol intake is still so bad…” Jiang Cheng

couldn’t help but chuckle, then stood up and helped Yin Shi up, “It’s really going to cause trouble for people, go away, mother-in-law.”

Bringing up the new Baha, he walked out while carrying Yinshi.

Seeing this, Kagura followed suit.

“It’s… a ruthless man…” Granny Dengshi let out a breath of cigarette, and at the same time glanced at Xiaoyu, who was sitting on the sofa beside him, who was a little disappointed, and whispered…

But then, Dengshi The mother-in-law suddenly noticed something, turned around and asked Catherine, “Where did these crabs come from?”

“Aren’t these sent by your acquaintance last time?” Catherine replied, and then spat in disdain, “Xiaoyu entertained them with this kind of thing, and she didn’t even know how to say thank you to me, really, they Has his head broken?”

“You are the one with the broken head! If you want to say thank you, it’s also towards Xiaoyu!” Granny Denshi scolded, “Aren’t you supposed to throw away these crabs? Don’t you know that the refrigerator has been broken for several days?!”

“Forgot me~” Catherine put on a cute expression, but it was probably only herself who thought she was cute.

“It’s disgusting! You’re pretending to be like that!” Granny Dengshi cursed with white eyes, “This is terrible, they are all right…”

But as soon as she finished speaking, Granny Dengshi heard Painful groans came from upstairs, and after a while, the siren of an ambulance came from outside the door.

“It shouldn’t matter…” Granny Dengshi whispered, “It shouldn’t cause trouble to the Food Safety Administration, right? It definitely doesn’t matter…”

But just after she finished speaking, Granny Dengshi inadvertently caught Catherine’s belly full. He squatted on the ground in pain.

“Have you eaten in the end?!”

… The

next day, Oedo Hospital.

“This time, I must blackmail that stinky old woman once!” Yin Shi, who was wearing a hospital gown, sat on the hospital bed and said angrily, “I actually gave the guests that kind of broken food…”

“Yin Sang, talk about it. It’s all your own fault,” Xin Ba Hao sat on the side of the hospital bed, curled his lips, “Speaking of which, we are also self-inflicted…”

“So… it’s not unreasonable that I hate seafood…” Wearing the same clothes Jiang Cheng, who was in the hospital gown, pouted in disdain while lying on the hospital bed.

“Then it’s all your fault!” Yin Shi grabbed the pillow and threw it at Jiang Cheng, “If you hadn’t ordered some crabs on your own, we wouldn’t have been reduced to this level! Give it to me! Take responsibility, you bastard!”

“Can you be any more cheeky?” Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, “Didn’t you just steal the food?! Why do you say it’s all my fault?! Besides, it’s not me at all. I ordered it! Xiaoyu brought it here!”

“It seems that the robot will also take revenge on the man who has been in chaos.” Yin Shi teased.

“Shut up, bastard!” Jiang Chengbai scolded, “It’s not that kind of relationship at all! You’re the only one who likes robots! Bensu and Hideki!”

(Bensu and Hideki: ” “Humanoid Computer Angel Heart” male protagonist, the voice actor is Sugita Tomokazu.)

“What do you know about Hideki?!” Yin Shi said with white eyes, “Hideki is also very hardworking!”

“Well, the two of you don’t want it. It’s noisy,” Xin Baha hurriedly came out to mediate, “Occasionally we should get along peacefully, right? And it’s still in a place like a hospital, it’s not good to make a fuss. UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com”

” What an annoying guy.” Jiang Cheng spat in disdain, then turned his head to look out the window and simply ignored Yin Shi.

At this time, a familiar person appeared at the door of the ward.

“They are the patients who started to be admitted to this ward today,” the nurse explained to Hasegawa who was wearing a hospital gown with a smile

. .

At the same time, the trio of Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu in the ward also discovered Hasegawa at the door of the ward.

” Hey

? Are all of you Hasegawa-san’s friends?” Miss Nurse said with a smile, “It’s great Hasegawa-san, so I won’t be lonely during the hospitalization.”

“Don’t say that, Miss Uchino. ,” Hasegawa smiled embarrassedly while sitting on the hospital bed, “I and they are just bad friends who share the same smell.”

“Wait a minute, did you say bad words just now?” Gintoki sat on the hospital bed beside him. Expressionless rant.

“Don’t get me wrong,” Jiang Cheng said at the same time, “We are not like friends. If I insist… I should be regarded as his life mentor.”

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