Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 25

[Chapter 23: Harita’s Bizarre Adventure!]

“Hey, what’s going on? Why is Qingta shouting so hard that Dr. Hiron still doesn’t give him a look?” Xin Baha looked at Jiang Cheng and Yueyong and asked.

“Ah, this, there is actually a reason…” Jiang Cheng smiled a little embarrassedly.

“what reason?”

“He said something like “It’s boring to stay at a high place every day~” and so on, and then I bought her a pair of invisible wireless earphones, high-fidelity sound, 3D surround sound, completely isolating the sound of the outside world, Bring it, the whole world is only you! Don’t buy 98,000 or 58,000 now, you can take it home as long as 18,888! Boy, it’s better to be excited…” Jiang Cheng was kicked by Xinba before he could finish speaking.

“It’s all your fault!”

“Whatever it is, it’s all my fault! It’s just that the author has forgotten about Qingta! I just remembered to fill in the pit! It’s all the fault of the author who hit the street!” Jiang Cheng retorted.

…

“You’re putting the cart before the horse. Do you think your mother would be happy by doing that kind of thing to see your mother?” Granny Denshi said while smoking a cigarette.

Qingta wiped away her tears and looked at Granny Denshi.

“Let’s work here. Although it’s not enough for you to meet the woman from Yoshihara, there must be some help. So, thieves or something, don’t do it anymore.” eye.

“Thank you so much…”

…

At night, Qingta was pulled by Shin Baha to take a shower and then fell asleep upstairs.

And downstairs, in the Dengshi store, Jiang Cheng, Yueyong, Shinbachi, Kagura, and Yinshi were discussing plans in front of the bar.

“…Finally, the brave Harita defeated the Demon King Yewang and finally met his mother!” Jiang Cheng finished speaking, and he was moved to tears, “How about this plan? It is definitely the best of the year this year. RPGgame!”

“It’s rotten to the point of scum! What a vulgar plot! The plot you designed since you were a child is as bad as shit!” Yin Shi couldn’t help roaring.

“I think my role can be a little richer, Aru. For example, if Harita collects enough vinegar kelp, you can get the help of Kagura sauce, so that the plot will be more perfect for Aru.” Kagura said aside.

“It should be revised like this…” Yin Shi said and began to write and draw on the paper.

“It’s going to be changed here too…” Xin Baha grabbed the pen and said.

“Here too…”

“Here too…”

…

As a result, a vulgar script titled “Qingta, Agarwood, Otsutsuki Hei Jue Saves Mother” was officially completed…

“Hey, it seems to be even worse!” Jiang Cheng couldn’t help shouting after reading the script.

“I really can’t believe that the heir of the Night King Fengxian turned out to be such a person.” Granny Dengshi couldn’t help but sighed as she looked at Jiang Cheng.

“Then, Auntie, Qingtai will leave it to you for a while~” Jiang Cheng took out an envelope from his body and handed it to Granny Dengshi.

But Granny Dengshi didn’t accept the envelope, “No need, I can relax a little more with the help of a kid.”

“Thanks a lot then.” Jiang Cheng said with his hands folded.

…

Unconsciously, a period has passed, and Qingtai has now completely changed into a person, the whole person has become clean, and her eyes have become softer.

The entire remodel was a success!

Only then is left…

“Today, the plan is about to officially start. The actors in Yoshihara are already in place. You must memorize the lines.” Jiang Cheng couldn’t help reminding.

“Hey, I didn’t expect that one day I would also accompany the children to pretend to be a family drink. It’s really a hot kid.” Yin Shi glanced at Jiang Cheng and said.

“What are you talking about, Yin Shi, I remember that you had a bad personality when you were young,

No matter how you compare, Qing Tai-kun is much cuter than you were when you were a child.

“Jiang Cheng replied.

“Hey, did Jiang Chengsang and Yinsang know each other when they were children?” Xin Baha asked curiously.

“Well, Yin Shi has been like this since he was a child. He picks his nostrils all day long. I didn’t expect that it would be deducted for 20 years. I don’t know how big a piece of booger can be deducted for 20 years.” Jiang Cheng replied.

“I can’t imagine it.” Xin Baha sighed with emotion, “Yin Sang’s nostrils may be like a black hole. I unconsciously sucked Yin Sang’s hand into it, and I can’t get rid of it for 20 years.”

“Do you think so too?! Haha, I think the same way, it’s hard to imagine what a person would be like if they could deduct their nostrils for 20 years. But when I saw Yin, I understood, deducting nostrils for 20 years. It will become like him, with naturally curly silver hair that has no motivation at all.” Jiang Cheng felt as if there was a chill behind him, and it was getting heavier and heavier.

“You two apologize to all the natural curls of silver hair! Ah, no, apologize to my nostrils!” Yin Shi said and pressed the heads of Xin Baji and Jiang Cheng to the table.

…

Voice-over: Harita, the hero who gathered his partners (natural curly silver hair, glasses with human skin, and a girl with vinegar kelp), finally came to Yoshihara. Tonight, can he reach the last level and defeat the Demon King (Night King)? In order to save my mother, let’s wait and see, now let’s start an advertisement~

(commercial time……)

…

“Can it really be done? Yinsang, I always feel a little scared…”

Harita kept looking around her, afraid that something bad would happen.

At this time, the trio of Qingta and Wanshiwu had sneaked into Yoshihara (Jiang Cheng deliberately put it in), and it should be said that they have just entered the gate and have not gone far.

“We will definitely let you see your mother! Don’t worry about Aru!” Kagura patted his chest confidently.

But as soon as he finished speaking, Kagura exclaimed, “Ah! I’ve encountered a trap! Now only by collecting a hundred vinegar kelp can I save me! Hurry up! The place where the vinegar kelp is placed is 200 meters in front of you. Aru under the slate!” After saying that, Kagura collapsed directly to the ground.

“Trap? What trap? Why didn’t I see anything! Could it be poisoning?! Then why are we okay? And why vinegar kelp can detoxify? Why is there vinegar kelp under the slate two hundred meters ago? Why do you Do you know? There are too many flaws! I don’t know where to start complaining!” Qing was too messy.

“It’s because Kagura-chan is not from the earth. This poison only targets Kagura-chan, so we are fine, and Kagura-chan has the ability to [detect the location of all vinegar kelp within 200 meters].” rounded.

“Really?” Qingta asked uncertainly.

“Really, of course it’s true! Sah! Hurry up, brave! The task of saving Kagura-chan is up to you!” Gintoki patted Harita on the shoulder and said.

“Okay… okay.” Harita said and began to tentatively point in the direction of Kagura.

“Hey, Kagura-chan, your acting skills are too bad! I managed to help you clear this lie. Next time at least find an acceptable reason!” Shinbaha whispered to the god who was lying on the ground. Le said, “Kagura, Kagura? Kagura! Why are you asleep? Hey!”

“The vinegar kelp is back, let’s detox it now, Sister Kagura!” At this time, Harita had already rushed back with the vinegar kelp she had found.

But at this time, Kagura was still snoring…

Yin Shi calmly kicked Kagura before Kagura finally rubbed his eyes and stood up, “Where is this place? Is it time for lunch?”

“Is this…is this a poison that can disrupt memory?!” Harita’s eyes misted up, “I did this for me, for me…”

Silver Time: “…”

Xinbaha: “…”

In this way, the four of them began to challenge one sand sculpture level after another (such as collecting two bottles of strawberry milk to save the suddenly depressed Yinshi, another example, wiping Xin Baji’s glasses to wake up the sleeping Xin Baji, and then collecting two bottles Lace Xiao Nene, who fell on the ground, came to defeat a Baihua member, collect three pieces to recruit a Baihua member for your own use… etc.), although there are many dangers, but finally came to the end without any risk. The residence of the boss Night King.

At this time, the Night King (Jiang Sung) is working hard to memorize his lines…

“Yin Sang, I’m finally here! Hurry up! We…” Qingta said happily, but just after she finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already come behind Qingta, kicked Yinshi, Kagura, and Xintai with one foot. All eight were kicked away.

The three instantly fell to the ground and vomited blood and played gg.

“Yin Sang! Sister Kagura! Brother Shinpachi!” Qingta exclaimed.

“It’s very capable, you can come here, little devil, you have the qualifications to challenge me! As long as you can defeat me Yewangjiang… Fengxian, you will be able to meet your mother! Come on! ps: Collect the red roast on the ground If the meat is more than 100 yuan, if you feed it to the Night King, you can win without fighting.” Jiang Cheng said.

“What is this setting?!!” Although she was complaining, Qingta still did as she did, lifted the plates one by one on the ground, and threw the braised pork at Jiang Cheng piece by piece, Jiang Cheng didn’t waste a bit. , all swallowed into the stomach.

Finally, one hundred yuan is enough…

“Amazing brave man! I never imagined that…you could defeat me Yewangjiang…Fengxian, your mother will be waiting for you behind the door…go!” At the same time vomiting blood (tomato juice).

In the end, after the touching confession clip, the whole performance ended…

“Great kid, since you defeated me, then the title of Night King will be handed over to you!” Jiang Cheng got up and wiped the tomato juice from his mouth, “The whole Yoshihara will be handed over to you!” , UU reading www.sonicmtl.com Jiang Cheng turned around and was about to leave.

However, Yueyong didn’t give Jiang Cheng a chance, and several kunai hit Jiang Cheng in an instant.

Jiang Cheng fell to the ground again, but this time he might really want to gg.

“Don’t add drama to yourself without authorization! You are a weak soul!” Yue Yong scolded.

“I just think the plot is more reasonable in this way,” Jiang Cheng said, climbing up, “and this kid will definitely become an excellent Night King, I believe him!”

“Trust you!”

“This is, what’s going on?” Qingta asked, rubbing her crying red and swollen eyes.

Finally, after learning the truth, Harita couldn’t help but laugh.

“When human beings are dominated by sensibility and emotions, human beings at this time will not consider the rationality of the situation at all. Although it may sound stupid and funny in hindsight, I always think that this is the flash of human beings. One of the points.” Jiang Cheng rubbed Qingta’s hair, “Remember it well, kid.”

“Finally, saying such a philosophical sentence is useless! Reward, reward! Hurry up and hand over the reward!” Yin Shi kicked Jiang Cheng and stepped on it and said.

“Ah, here, three copies per person.” Jiang Cheng got up, took out three envelopes from his arms, and wrote the names of the three people in the Master House.

“It’s so thick…” Yin Shi took his share, “It has to be a million!”

“Thank you Jiang Chengsang!” Xin Baha said as he took the envelope.

“You can buy a lot of vinegar kelp Aru!” Kagura said bouncing.

But when the three opened the envelope, their expressions were completely different.

The envelopes of Yinshi were filled with denominations of 1,000 yuan, and the envelopes of Xinbaha and Kagura-chan were filled with denominations of 10,000 yuan.

“Why is mine the least!!”