Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 249

[Chapter 223: Eating spicy food alone will cause hemorrhoids~]

“You’re joking again, Yagami Soichiro-kun.” Yin Shi twitched the corners of his mouth and continued with a teasing expression.

“Boss, can I cut him now?” Zongwu looked at Jiang Cheng and asked aloud again.

“Please!” Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and said.

The next moment, Zongwu directly swung the knife down.

“Wait a minute! Soichiro-kun!” Gintoki shouted in a posture of hand-to-hand, “A friend’s friend is also an enemy… No, it’s a friend!”

“The enemy of the enemy is a friend. Gin-san.” Shinpachi Haw corrected her expressionlessly.

“It’s almost there!” Yin Shi shouted.

…

Looking at Mitsuha who was talking to Kagura with a smile, Jiang Cheng always felt something was wrong.

Because… Sanye’s look at Kagura made Jiang Cheng feel that something was wrong…

“What’s wrong? Boss?” Zongwu looked at Jiang Cheng and wondered.

“Ah, there seems to be an illusion…” Jiang Cheng murmured, pointing to his chin, “I always feel something is wrong with your sister’s eyes when looking at Kagura. But what’s wrong? I’m a little confused… ”

There’s nothing wrong…” Zongwu carefully observed his sister, but suddenly, Zongwu thought of something, and hurriedly cared at Sanye: “Sister! Do you feel that your lungs are a little uncomfortable now?!”

“Hey?” Sanye quickly waved his hand and explained with a smile: “No, my sister is really happy now.”

“Is that so…” Zongwu breathed a sigh of relief, and then said earnestly, ” Sister, if you feel uncomfortable, you must tell me right away.”

“Hmm, I know.” Mitsuha replied with a smile.

“Hey?! It’s a lie!” Mitsuha

covered her mouth and looked in disbelief at Shinhachi, “You mean, Mr. Kondo, he likes Shinhachi-kun’s sister? ”

Sure enough, sister, you also think it’s incredible.” Zongwu gave a cute smile.

“No, I think it’s normal,” Jiang Cheng said, waving his hand casually, “After all, it’s normal for orangutans to see a violent female King Kong.”

Yin Shi nodded at the side, and then picked up the Two cups of parfait followed.

“Hey, you two are really rude! My sister looks like a violent female King Kong!” Xinba scolded, “I admit that my sister is indeed a little stronger, like a female King Kong. , but her appearance is also a gentle girl!”

“Xinbaha, do you have any misunderstanding about your sister? Is it really good to use the word gentle to describe her?” Jiang Cheng asked blankly. .

“Orangutan?” Mitsuha couldn’t help but burst out laughing, “So you all call Kondo-san that? Indeed, Kondo-san does look a bit like an orangutan.”

Looking at Mitsuha’s heartfelt smile, Zongwu’s mood has also improved a lot at this time.

…

looked at Kagura, who had already eaten nine servings of fried noodles, and Gintoki, who had just eaten two servings of parfait.

Sanye suddenly thought of something, stretched out a finger and smiled and said, “By the way, in order to thank you for taking care of our little boss,

let me teach you some particularly delicious ways to eat.”

After that, Sanye will The fried noodles that Kagura didn’t have time to eat in front of Kagura and the parfait that Gintoki didn’t have time to eat all pulled over and placed them in front of him.

Except for Sou Wu, everyone looked at Mitsuha curiously.

San Ye smiled, then took out two bottles of red hot sauce from her arms, and poured all of them on the fried noodles and parfait with a smile.

“Hey? Big sister, that’s chili sauce!” Yin Shi’s whole body was bad, and he hurriedly shouted.

“Because I’m not in good health, I usually don’t have any appetite~” Sanye explained with a smile, “I can only eat with this~ Do you like spicy food?”

“It’s not a question of whether you like it or not.

“…” Yin Shi said with black lines all over his head, “The problem is that the fried noodles are fine, but parfait is not spicy at all…”

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng took the lead in picking up the fried noodles in front of Sanye, and swallowed it in one breath, without even chewing it.

“Yeah~ Jiang Chengsang is amazing~” San Ye squinted his eyes and praised with a smile, “But the plate of fried noodles just now was specially made for Kagura sauce.”

“No, she’s full!” Jiang Chengdi He raised his head and replied, and then, Jiang Cheng whispered to Zong Wu, who was on the side, trembling in a voice that only two people could hear: “Hey, Zong Wu-kun, please order me a glass of ice water… and , if you have the chance, please remind your sister that just eating spicy food will cause hemorrhoids…”

“Boss, you…” Zongwu couldn’t help but be moved.

“Ah, after all, you can’t irritate your sister. Don’t worry! I still know this!” Jiang Cheng replied with pain on his face.

“What about you?” Mitsuha looked at Yin Shi, who was diagonally opposite, and said with a squinting smile, “As a friend of Xiao Zong, you must also like it very much, right?”

“Ah? No…” Yin Shi just said a no. Word, Jiang Cheng had already pressed Yin Shi on the sofa and opened Yin Shi’s mouth.

“No, he likes it very much~” Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile, and then Jiang Cheng glanced at Zong Wu on the side, and after looking at each other, the two nodded at the same time.

Zongwu picked up the cup of parfait without thinking and poured it directly into Yinshi’s mouth.

“Look? Yin Shi really likes chili sauce~” Jiang Cheng pointed at Yin Shi’s face, San Ye, who had rolled his eyes and frothed on the sofa, “I like it so much~ It’s like saying that I want to have a cup~”

“I can’t believe that this Sakata-san likes chili sauce so much, I’m really touched~” Mitsuha said with a moved face.

Kagura: Sure enough, S’s older sister is also S.

Shinhachi: Well, no doubt about it.

…

Edo Pier at night.

On the tall containers stacked beside the dock, Shi Shiyi sat on the ground impatiently, then picked up a senbei from the plate on the side and ate it.

However, after only taking a bite, Fourteen spit it out.

“What the hell is this… Hurry up and give me water…” Shi Shiyi said with a painful expression.

Yamazaki, who was looking into the distance with binoculars and turned into an explosive head for some reason, explained aloud: “This is a condolence item, it’s the [Super Spicy Senbei] sent by Captain Okita’s sister.”

“You bastard, Yamazaki, you Playing me!” Shi Shi cursed, then poured two gulps of the mineral water that Yamazaki handed over, and then took a deep breath, “But then again, why did you become an explosive head?”

“Don’t complain .

Me,” Yamazaki spread his hands helplessly, “If you want to complain, then go and complain about Mitsuha-san.”

Shi Shi did not reply, he sat down again, and still looked blankly at the two boats parked on the sea not far away. houseboat.

“Deputy Director, why don’t you go see her?” Yamazaki wondered, “I heard from the director, the deputy director, the director and Miss Mitsuba were still in Wuzhou before the formation of the True Selection Group. We’ve been friends since we were in the countryside. Just leave the boring job of investigating suspicious ships to me, why don’t you go and see Miss Mitsuha?” Shi Shi

took out a cigarette point from his pocket. After taking a sip, he still stared at the two house-shaped boats on the sea not far away, and said slowly: “Recently, the weapons used by the rioters in their terrorist activities are completely different from the previous ones. Now that the sword is ordered, it is not easy to obtain such heavy weapons among the people, there must be someone in the shogunate who is engaged in smuggling business.”

“Deputy Chief, you and Miss Mitsuha only saw what happened?” Yamazaki asked The telescope looked into the distance and asked.

“Ah, there must be a problem, it can’t be wrong.” Shi Shi nodded and said with a serious face.

“Sure enough! It’s like [finally understands his own intentions] that kind of development, right?”

“Ah, I found a serious problem.” Fourteen replied to himself, but suddenly, Fourteen responded. , shouted incoherently at Yamazaki: “Ah? Wait… how is that possible, bastard! What are you talking about! Be careful I killed you! Why did you turn into an explosive head! Hey! It really killed you! Really…”

“I heard that Miss Mitsuha is getting married.” Yamazaki continued.

“So!” Shi Shi shouted again, pointing at Yamazaki, “I said it had nothing to do with me! Exploding head! Hey, I’m just asking why you got an exploding head? I really killed you!”

“Listen !

Said that the other party is a high-level trader, she really married a golden tortoise-in-law.” Yamazaki continued.

“Who cares, that kind of thing. What, saying [?], it really makes me feel more and more uncomfortable.” Shi Shi said nonchalantly, and then took a bite of a senbei again, “Monitor. You should do a good job of supervision, why is it an exploding head, it is really an angry exploding head.”

But at this juncture, Yamazaki suddenly discovered something, pointed not far away and reminded: “Deputy Chief! Look! That!”

After being startled, Shi Shi spit out the senbei in his mouth again…

… the

other side.

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an afternoon with the trio of Wanshiwu and the Sogo brothers and sisters, Jiang Cheng is now on his way to send Miss Mitsuha home.

Mitsuha and Kagura walked at the forefront, and behind them were four men.

Jiang Cheng could hear Sanye’s laughter from time to time.

“Miss San Ye is really a gentle person.” Xin Ba Hao sighed slightly.

“Indeed, it’s very different from your older sister.” Gintoki nodded and said.

“Speaking of which, Zongwu-jun’s sister is going to get married.” Jiang Cheng sighed slightly, “You must invite me at the wedding.”

“Well, definitely.” Zongwu replied with a smile, and then He turned his attention to Mitsuha, who was chatting and laughing with Kagura not far ahead, “Thanks to you, boss, today’s sister looks really happy.”

“Treat your friend’s sister as yourself. my sister to treat me,” Jiang Cheng snorted with a hand in his arms, and then suggested again: “But there is still a little time in the evening, why don’t you take your sister to Yoshihara to play?”

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Chengcheng was kicked over by Yin Shi: “What on earth are you thinking about! What do you want to take his sister to Yoshihara to play?!”

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