Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 228
[Chapter 203 : Like a Master [Shape]!]
“I said no!” Kondo shouted.
“Could it be…” Suddenly, Jiang Cheng thought of a certain possibility, and instantly punched Kondo and yelled, “You bastard think that the rustic mother from the countryside will embarrass you?! Are civil servants amazing?! Can you despise your mother in your hometown by becoming a civil servant?! I don’t even think about who you came to this world because of.”
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng looked at Babrus again and sighed, Said: “It’s better to cut off the relationship as soon as possible for such a son.”
Kondo grabbed his swollen cheek and got up, wiped his nosebleed, and retorted loudly: “How many times do you want me to say it! It’s not mine at all. Mom!”
“Really?!” Jiang Cheng looked in disbelief, and then looked at Babrus and Kondo again, “But it really looks like a real mother and son!”
“Not at all. It doesn’t look like it!” Kondo scolded, and then pointed to himself and said angrily, “Although I do look a bit like an orangutan, I’m a real human, okay!”
“Hey, you’re talking too much. Oh,” Yinshi came over and reminded Jiang Cheng in a low voice, “No matter what, you can’t make fun of your parents.”
“Soso!” Kondo nodded with his hands in his arms.
“It should be a younger brother or something, right?” Gintoki continued.
“No! Do you think I’m an orangutan in Time Machine?!” Kondo directly frowned, “This is just a pet, a pet!”
“Pet? Really?” Gintoki’s face was full of doubts, “You really have such a big orangutan?”
“She looked at me with sad eyes in the pet store, so…” Kondo touched the back of his head with a reluctant smile and explained.
[Princess, I am so sorry!
But, so I can raise my head in front of this group of people in the future, so sorry!
】Thinking of this, Kondo’s mouth slightly raised an arc, and he felt a little fortunate in his heart, “Great, it seems that the language barrier is also very beneficial.
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However, before Kondo was overwhelmed, Jiang Cheng and Xinbaha were already on fire, and Gintoki and Kagura were sharpening their knives.
The division of labor is very clear, and Babrus has been tied up by five flowers.
“What do you want to do to the princess?!” Kondo cursed.
“What are you doing?” Jiang Cheng glanced at Kondo in surprise, “I’m preparing for an outdoor barbecue, can’t you see? Also, what is a princess?
”
] Cold sweat broke out on Kondo’s face, but he still waved his hand and lied, “No, I mean her name is Princess.”
“Is that so,” Jiang Cheng looked at Babrus again, ” But speaking of it, this orangutan is really big, and the meat must be very delicious, Yossi! Today’s lunch is decided to be it!”
“Enough is enough for me!” While shouting, Kondo stood at Bablos He opened his hands in front of him, “Why do you do such a thing without the master’s consent! You are too egotistical!”
“Che, what a stingy guy.” Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain.
“This has nothing to do with being stingy, okay!” Kondo shouted, then turned to look at Babrus behind him, and secretly said: [It’s too dangerous,
with these people, the princess’s life is in danger all the time!
Gotta figure out a way to get out of here quickly!
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“Isn’t the so-called pets just reserve rations?” Jiang Cheng said with nuzui, “Isn’t this common sense? Are you too stingy? You can’t finish eating such a big man alone.”
“What kind of common sense is this ?
There is no common sense at all!” Kondo scolded, but as soon as he finished scolding Kondo, he saw Gintoki who was standing beside Jiang Cheng nodded and stood beside him, “Why do you agree with this common sense!
” Sauce, did you always use Dingchun as a reserve ration to raise Aru?!” Kagura kicked Fei Yinshi and cursed.
“Isn’t that common sense?” Yin Shi covered his nose and slowly got up from the ground.
After listening, Kagura rushed to Ginshi again…
“Jiang Chengsang, I’ll go to the toilet.” Shin Baha lowered his head and said.
It can be seen that Xin Ba Hao is not very interested.
“Oh,” Jiang Cheng responded, but then Jiang Cheng thought of something, took out an envelope from his body and handed it to Xin Baja, “This is a reward.”
“But we basically didn’t do anything…” Xin Ba Hao quickly declined.
“No, I’ve already helped a lot.” Jiang Cheng said with a smile, “Besides, I don’t want to become the kind of adult who doesn’t count.”
Looking at the envelope in his hand, Xin Ba Hao couldn’t help but feel a little moved. , bowed towards Jiang Cheng and said, “Thank you then.”
After speaking, Xin Baji walked to the other side.
“What a good boy…” Jiang Cheng murmured while looking at Xin Baji’s back.
Taking advantage of this unnoticed gap, Kondo breathed a sigh of relief, “Great, no one noticed!
I can also slip away with the princess!
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But when Kondo just took Babrus two steps, Kondo felt that something fell from his trouser legs.
The trio of Jiang Cheng and Wanshiya were also attracted by the mosaic on the ground behind Kondo.
“Ah, what is that?” Yin Shi wondered.
“It’s shit Aru.” Kagura replied.
“Really.” Jiang Cheng agreed.
【It’s over!
I was wearing boxer pants inside, and I was wearing kimono culottes outside, so it fell out of the culottes!
】 Kondo stopped, sweating profusely on his face.
“That…that seems to have fallen out of your hakama just now.” Gintoki pointed to the long mosaic object on the ground.
“You even kicked it.” Kagura agreed.
“No, no, no, he’s an adult anyway,” Jiang Cheng said casually, waving his hand, “how could he do such a thing.”
Kondo was moved when he heard this, but he didn’t wait for him. After being moved, I heard Jiang Cheng continue: “That should be just his banana, right?”
“How is that possible!” Yin Shi hit Jiang Cheng with a fist, “Although both are objects with mosaics, this one is obviously a piece of poop! No matter in terms of shape or color, it’s poop! Say it again! Even if it’s a banana, how on earth can it fall out of the pants!”
“Ah, what you said like that does sound a bit like poop.” Jiang Cheng nodded and replied, “But why is there poop here?
” Then, Jiang Cheng looked at Kondo, and Gintoki and Kagura on the side also looked at Kondo.
Three pairs of eyes stared straight at Kondo.
Even if he didn’t turn around, Kondo could feel three strange gazes behind him.
【If you don’t make an excuse, it’s over!
You will never be able to hold your head up for the rest of your life!
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While thinking about it, Kondo inadvertently came to Babrus, who had a wonderful idea in his heart.
【I can only be sorry!
Princess!
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“Princess!” Kondo gritted his teeth and scolded, then raised his foot and kicked Babrus into the landscape lake on the side, “Didn’t I teach you not to defecate anywhere?!”
“I really can’t help you, always. Urinating and urinating anywhere.” Kondo frowned and put on a helpless look, “This guy is really nerve-racking, he really can’t do anything about her.”
Jiang Cheng/Kagura: “…”
“No, obviously it is. It fell off you.” Gintoki retorted.
“Wait, I said Sakata-kun, don’t talk nonsense,” Kondo complained, “How old do you think I am? I’m thirty years old, how could I do such a thing.”
“No. ,” Jiang Cheng pointed at Kondo’s back blankly, “See for yourself, it’s all the way.”
“You have misunderstood,” Kondo quickly defended, “This, that, that is just for fear of getting lost, so I put the biscuits out. Make a mark on the road.”
“Ah, I’ve long been lost, lost in the maze of life.” Gintoki spit out with a look of contempt.
“You’re wrong, Yin Shi,” Jiang Cheng shook his head, and then extended a finger to correct, “It should be said that it was an orangutan.”
“There’s no difference at all!” Gintoki shouted.
But just after he finished speaking, Yin Shi felt that something was wrong, and the rest of the people also realized something, because a huge shadow appeared under everyone’s feet.
“Is it cloudy today?” Jiang Cheng murmured.
“The weather in Edo is really uncertain, it will be sunny and cloudy for a while.” Kondo waved his hand and said casually.
“No, this morning, the anchor of Yuno clearly said that it is sunny today.” Yin Shi muttered while holding his chin.
“Do you really believe that kind of weather forecast that relies on divination?” Kondo continued, “There is no scientific basis at all. Also, I only believe in her constellation divination. I have never believed in weather forecasting. I’ve been there.”
“You are no different from Yinshi at all. UU reading www.sonicmtl.com” Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly.
But then, everyone heard a huge roar from behind.
“It’s so noisy,” Jiang Cheng turned his head, looked at Babrus behind him and said with a disdainful expression, then moved his neck and pulled out the umbrella around his waist, “Yinshi, prepare to make a fire, Kagura sauce, prepare sauce I mean, orangutan, you… have nothing to do with you, just go to the side and concentrate on playing your own banana.”
“What… are you going to do?” Kondo swallowed.
“Do you still need to ask? Of course it’s an outdoor barbecue.” Jiang Cheng said, and raised the umbrella in his hand.
But before Jiang Cheng could wave, Kondo, who was standing beside him, quickly grabbed Jiang Cheng, “Hey! Wait! That can’t work! Absolutely can’t do it!”
“I said you should have a little more backbone, okay?” Jiang Cheng He sighed lightly and said earnestly, “When it’s time to teach it, it should be taught a good lesson, right? It dares to yell at its master now, and next time it dares to ride on your head and shit.”
“No way! When I go back, I will teach it a good lesson. Don’t bother you!” Kondo said hurriedly.
“Well…” Jiang Cheng had no choice but to give up, turning to look at Yinshi and Kagura, “Hey, let’s go.”
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