Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 224

[Chapter 199: Men always have a heart that wants to take risks!]

“Just go there, it’s the only holy place in Edo.” Jiang Cheng nodded and made a decision.

“Holy land? What is that?” Fourteen was puzzled.

“Yoshihara’s signboard.” Jiang Cheng replied with a chuckle, “No, it’s not just Yoshihara’s signboard, but also the signboard of the whole of Edo. You won’t find the same shop in Edo again! Only one serving in all of Edo. The special service ~ I wouldn’t recommend it to ordinary people, that’s why I brought you here because you are the son of that uncle.”

“Is there such a store?!” Shi Shi was shocked.

Mao Mao on the side heard two streams of heat from his nostrils again, with a look of eagerness to try.

“You’re really a junior, are you already excited just hearing it?” Jiang Cheng said with a smile, “If that’s the case, please be prepared. Be prepared to keep all the things that you have accumulated. Get ready!”

After listening, Mao Mao on the side was even more excited, and two lines of nosebleeds flowed from his nose and kept dripping on the ground.

“Hey! Mr. Mao Mao! You are too excited!”

“Every generation of the general’s family is excited and can’t sleep the night before the hike!” Mao Mao said solemnly.

“Hahaha, what an interesting little brother,” Jiang Cheng suggested with a smile, “how about making preparations in advance?”

“Prepare?” Mao Mao was puzzled.

“Ah, it looks like you really can’t wait, so why don’t you take off the restraint on your body first? This will save a lot of time, in other words, there will be more time to mingle.”

“That’s right, indeed .

This will be more efficient.” Mao Mao nodded.

“What nonsense are you talking about! What do you want Mr. Mao Mao to do!” Shi Shi shouted.

“I’m just kindly reminding me.” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued with an innocent face, “Of course, if you don’t want to, just pretend I didn’t say it.”

“Of course! Will… How could Mr. Mao Mao take off on the street…” Before Fourteen could finish speaking, he inadvertently saw that Mao Mao had taken off only a pair of briefs, “I really took it off. Ah!”

“Then, please.” Mao Mao put the clothes he took off into Sogo’s hands.

“Hey!”

“Don’t be in such a hurry!” Shi Shi shouted, “After all, you can take it off when you get to the store! And why do you still have to wear briefs! What a shame!

” , they’re all briefs!” Mao Mao replied.

“Hey, you guys!” Fourteen gritted his teeth and looked at the members of the True Selection Group behind him, “If anyone dares to say what they saw today…”

“Then, start the second preparation now. Be prepared for this. You can directly step into the store.” Jiang Cheng nodded and said again.

“You’re still going to let General… Mr. Mao Mao do something strange!” Shi Shi roared as he grabbed Jiang Cheng’s collar.

“It’s just necessary preparations.” Jiang Cheng knocked off Shi Shi’s hand, explained innocently, and then looked at Mao Mao again, “But don’t force it, if you’re not mentally prepared.”

“The General’s House From generation to generation, everyone will be prepared in advance!”

“Not bad,

then, let me teach you the true meaning of Yoshihara!” Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows, and then picked up two barrels of lubricating oil from the side. , “Then just pour these two buckets of lubricating oil on your body.”

“What the hell do you want Lord Mao Mao to do!” Shi Shi Yi kicked Jiang Cheng and cursed.

“It hurts…” After Jiang Cheng got up, he continued complaining, “It’s just to teach him some basic things. The essential thing to enter this kind of store is lubricating oil. Don’t you know? ”

I don’t know! I don’t know at all!” Fourteen scolded, “What kind of bad shop is it that covers the whole body with lubricating oil!”

But just after speaking, Fourteen saw Mao Maozhen on the side. He poured the two barrels of lubricating oil on his body, and spared nowhere.

“It’s really smeared!” Shi Shi’s whole body was bad, and the smoke in his mouth fell to the ground.

“Is this all right?” Mao Mao looked at Jiang Cheng and asked.

But everyone present could see that Mao Mao was very excited.

Because the nosebleed is still flowing.

“Well, it’s almost there.” Jiang Cheng nodded, “Come with me next, it’s time for a man’s adventure~”

[Adventure!

】 The speed of Mao Mao’s nosebleeds directly increased tenfold, and then he didn’t feel like he was following Jiang Cheng’s footsteps.

“Bridge bean sacks!” Shi Shi hurriedly shouted, “If you have to apply that kind of thing… then at least put a layer of mayonnaise on the surface of the lubricant!”

“Mayonnaise?” Mao Mao was puzzled.

“Ah, although the lubricating fluid is irreversible, at least put a layer of mayonnaise on the outside,” said Shi Shi, and took out two bottles of mayonnaise from his pocket, “Don’t underestimate mayonnaise. , this is the best food in the world. I believe that if there is this, Mr. Mao Mao will also become the most popular customer in the store.”

Just after Shi Shi finished speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around directly .

He threw it down with one foot and scolded: “No way! There is no shop that needs to apply mayonnaise all over the body!”

Jiang Cheng just finished speaking, but inadvertently saw Mao Mao who was applying mayonnaise to his body.

“It’s really smeared!!!”

… the

door of the Ugly Girl’s Club.

“Yo Xi, this is the place.” Jiang Cheng explained with a smile.

Everyone: “…”

“Why the ugly girl club!” Shi Shi scolded, “What the hell are you thinking about?!”

“What’s wrong? This is Yoshihara’s only club, and it is very popular in Yoshihara. Welcome.” Jiang Cheng explained, “This is a holy place that high-level adventurers dare not step into easily.”

“What kind of bad adventure is this! I can’t imagine it at all!” Shishi shouted.

“That’s why you feel that your level is not enough.” Jiang Cheng sighed and continued, “This kind of place has one after another top demon kings from different worlds waiting for the heroes to conquer! It’s like a seat The peaks are waiting for climbers to conquer!”

“The difficulty is too high! Change me to something simpler!” Shi Shi shouted, “Change me to the one from the novice village! The Demon King is too much. Come on! A small hillside is enough!”

“Indeed, this little brother’s level doesn’t seem too high, no, it should be said that it is only lv0.” Jiang Cheng nodded, then looked at his whole body Mao Mao, who was covered in mayonnaise, said, “Are you ready to give up? If so, let’s take you to Xinxing Village.”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng’s tone changed, and he continued to say yin and yang, “Hey~ I thought it was a What about a guy with a backbone, I didn’t expect to even dare to try this kind of thing~”

“This person is really super popular…” Shi Shi gritted his teeth and muttered.

“The general’s family has been a climber for generations!” Mao Mao took a step forward.

Jiang Cheng snorted and said: “It seems that I am abrupt. There are also guys with backbone.”

“Will… Mr. Mao Mao, don’t force it! Your level is not suitable for leveling here! Yes! He was killed in seconds!” Shi Shi quickly persuaded.

“No, I’ve made up my mind.” With that, Mao Mao stepped directly into the store door.

…

After everyone followed Mao Mao and stepped into the store, they were all stunned, and after a long while, everyone recovered.

Looking at the different wandering girls on the stage, Fourteen murmured: “The level is too different… It’s more like a demon king, it’s more like a dance of demons! Lord Mao Mao, it’s better for us to leave soon. , this kind of place…”

“How is it? It’s not bad, right?” Jiang Cheng smiled and looked at Maomao beside him.

“Not bad you are tall! You can’t see it at all!” Shi Shi cursed.

“I know,” Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully and then mocked, “You only care about the looks of these wandering girls, right? Really, they are really a bunch of annoying guys. They are divided into three or six according to their appearance. Ninth class.”

“Should I say that it is worthy of being a high-class person? You can despise us low-class people with peace of mind~ This kind of privilege is really amazing~”

“No one said that!” Fourteen shouted, “Don’t be casual. Pick me up!”

“Jiang Cheng-sang is right, you shouldn’t hate someone for no reason because of their appearance,” Kondo nodded, “What’s wrong with ugly girls? Ugly girls are also human! If they can do this kind of work, then maybe they have incredible skills!”

“You’re talking about two completely different things!” Shi Shi scolded, “I don’t agree with it anyway, if people know that Mr. Mao Mao is here In this kind of shop…it will definitely be a shame for Mr. Maomao!”

“Yah, ah, ah, it really deserves to be the speech of a high-class person~” Jiang Cheng continued to say yin and yang strangely, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com “Just coming to a club, it turns out to be a shame~ The high-class people are really amazing~ I really envy the life of the high-class people~ Anyway, we civilians can’t understand the world of the high-class people.”

” I feel like it’s getting hotter and hotter…” Fourteen now has the urge to sew up Jiang Cheng’s mouth, “Sir Mao Mao, you really don’t have to force it, this kind of place really doesn’t deserve your identity. ”

Speaking, Shi Shi looked at Jiang Cheng, and then said: “Isn’t Yoshihara an oiran named Hiron Taifu? Let her accompany Lord Mao Mao!”

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng looked at Mao Mao with a shocked expression. Said: “You… do you like that kind of old woman who can’t hold her face?! Your hobby is too strange! Of course, if you have to let the sun wheel receive it, you can.”

“No, It’s good to be here.” Mao Mao replied, and then smiled and looked at the wandering girls who were playing, and a man in a blue ninja suit surrounded by the wandering girls.

“Lord Mao Mao!” Shi Shi wanted to say something else, but was stopped by Mao Mao raising his hand.

Jiang Cheng clapped his hands, and at this moment, all the traveling girls noticed Jiang Cheng and others at the door.

“Cough cough,” Jiang Cheng cleared his throat and shouted, “That one brought you new guests today. Be good!”

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