Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 217
[Chapter 193: There are many ways to apologize, such as abdominal cutting?]
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At this time, Jiang Cheng and Shi Shi were surrounded by maid robots, at least a few hundred.
However, the maid robot army does not mean to decrease at all. From Jiang Cheng and Shi Shi’s point of view, there are more and more robot maids coming around, and there are thousands of them…
“Hey, aren’t you a policeman? What should I do in this situation? There is absolutely no intention of reducing it!” Jiang Cheng glanced at the fourteen behind him.
“I have called for support…” A cigarette said casually at fourteen o’clock.
What Fourteen didn’t know was that the two people he called support, no, it should be said that a certain stalker orangutan and a certain prince were concentrating on doing their own things at this time, and the orangutan was still following someone with the power of a gorilla. The human girl, while Prince Shakes slept soundly on a bench in the streets of Edo.
“It’s not the way to go on like this,” Jiang Cheng murmured, “I’m too hungry.”
“Really, take this.” Shi Shi pouted and took out two bottles of mayonnaise from his arms. And handed one of the bottles to Jiang Cheng.
“…” Looking at the mayonnaise in his hand, Jiang Cheng was speechless for a while before finally recovering, cursing, “Who wants to eat this kind of thing! You are the only one who likes it?!
” Wan Jiang Cheng slammed the mayonnaise in his hand to the ground.
“What on earth are you doing! That’s precious food!” Shi Shi was unhappy for a moment, grabbing Jiang Cheng’s collar and cursing, “Show me how the situation is!”
“No, I I want to eat braised pork with rice.” Jiang Cheng replied.
“Where can I find you a braised pork rice bowl!” Fourteen’s back teeth were almost crushed.
“Three-chome restaurant.” Jiang Cheng replied.
“Are you asking me to go to 3-chome to buy it for you?! Is this the time to do something like that?!”
“Don’t! You can’t fight when you are hungry!” Jiang Cheng retorted solemnly, holding his hands in his arms, “This is what Carotel told me.”
“Did you learn this in the dragon?!” Ten Four is a little crazy.
“No, you must stand on the right side when fighting Qigong waves. Only in this way can you win!” Jiang Cheng shook his head and replied.
“What you’ve learned doesn’t work at all! Do you think we’re going to destroy Sharu?!” Fourteen roared.
Hearing this, Jiang Lima covered his mouth and looked at Fourteen in shock, “You… just said it?”
“Nani?”
“Don’t be stupid! You didn’t say that name just now. Is it?” Then, Jiang Cheng sighed and patted Shi Shi’s shoulder and said earnestly, “You can’t use this method even if you want to gain popularity, right? Long O’s fans will be angry. Well, this time you Just apologize on behalf of the production team.”
“Why do you want me to go! Didn’t you bring up this topic first?!” Shi Shi shouted.
“Don’t worry so much, you only need to go to Mr. Toriyama Akira’s house and perform some kind of abdominal incision. I believe Toriyama Akira and the fans of Long O will forgive you!” Jiang Cheng nodded and said.
“How on earth did you say such dangerous words in such a flirtatious tone? What is a casual performance of a belly cut or something? How exactly do you want to perform? Hey! Show me, bastard!” Fourteen roared.
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“If you want to do it, you can do it, I believe in you!” Jiang Cheng gave a thumbs up and winked at Shi Shi.
“You believe there is a fart! I don’t want to do it at all!” Shi Shi cursed.
But just after scolding, Shi Shi realized that the maid robots had completely surrounded himself and Jiang Cheng, and the distance between the two sides was less than two meters.
“Take the umbrella, and the other…kill!” Wu Ling Er’s voice sounded.
“Why do you think the voice sounds familiar?” Shi Shi murmured, and then looked at Jiang Cheng with a weird expression, “It’s your voice at all!”
“It’s not like you don’t know that the production team’s budget is tight,” Jiang Cheng said. He waved his hands and explained helplessly, “Isn’t a passerby like this looking for a new seiyuu?”
“Indeed…”
At this moment, all the robots surrounding the two raised their hands. The weapon slammed down at the two of them involuntarily…
But Shi Shi and Jiang Cheng were not at all flustered, and at the same time hooked the corners of their mouths, revealing a short and imperceptible smile…
Boom!
With a loud bang and dust all over the sky, Jiang Cheng and Shi Shi’s positions had turned into a huge pothole.
[中…]
[No target detected…]
A group of maid robots scanned the pothole but found that Jiang Cheng and Shi Shi were not in it…
“Hey, is the master finally willing to appear?” Jiang Cheng took the He pointed to Wu Ling Er who was in front of him with an umbrella and said.
“Finally, there is no such a scene as a white performance.” Shi Shi stood behind Wu Ling Er and pointed his sword at the back of Wu Ling Er’s head.
“Don’t tell me you think you won?” Wu Ling Er didn’t show any emotion at all, maybe it’s also related to him being a robot, anyway Jiang Cheng thinks so.
“I don’t care anymore,” Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders with a look of indifference, “but the little policeman behind you should really want to chat with you, right?”
“Police?” Wu Ling Er actually laughed With a sound, “That kind of thing is not necessary, there is no need for this city to have that kind of thing, as long as there are robots.”
“It seems that here
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You still don’t want to say anything, but that’s fine, just go back to the True Selection Team and explain it to me.
Fourteen said fiercely.
“It seems that you are the ones who don’t understand the situation .”
Wu Ling II continued, “This city will become a robot paradise tonight, a paradise built for Hibiscus.
[
Furong?] Jiang Cheng’s heart was full of doubts, and an uneasy premonition poured out.
“Furong?”
Is it your girlfriend?
“Jiang Cheng mocked with a casual look, “It’s really amazing, to actually want to destroy a country for a woman.
”
No, it’s the daughter.
“Wu Ling Er corrected.
“That’s great. You are the only one in the world who can do this for your daughter, destroying a country for your daughter or something…” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said, but Then, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, “Daughter!
Are you not a robot?
!
What happened to the daughter?
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Hibiscus…you mean Xiaoyu?
What’s going on?
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“…
“There is no need to tell you that after tonight, there will be no more human beings in the whole of Edo.
Wu Ling Er replied.
“What nonsense are you talking about?”
You are the one who doesn’t understand the situation, right?
Now you’re in a situation where I’ll cut your head off if you’re not careful.
Shi Shiyi looked disapproving, “It seems that robots are robots after all, and even their heads are not as good as humans.
”
Is that so…” With that said, Wu Ling Er turned his head 180 degrees and stuck it straight towards the sword of Fourteen…
The speed was so fast that even Jiang Cheng and Ten Si didn’t react. Looking at Wu Ling Er, who was pierced by the sword in his hand, it took a while for Shi Shi to react and pull out the sword in his hand.
“Is this over?
Shi Shi put his sword back into the sheath, and murmured, “I thought something would happen…”
Before Shi Shi finished speaking, Jiang Chengcai suddenly noticed something was wrong, and shouted at Shi Shi: “Get out of the way!”
quick…”
Jiang Cheng also couldn’t finish his words, because Wu Ling Er was moving at this time, and Wu Ling Er quickly turned his body with lightning speed, standing horizontally between the two of them and slightly. Lowered his body.
Immediately after that, he slammed his hands into the lower abdomens of the two at an extremely fast speed
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Shi Shi and Jiang Cheng were blasted out in an instant, Jiang Cheng was okay, he resisted a little with his umbrella, but Shi Shi took the blow with his lower abdomen…
“This kind of power…” Jiang Cheng He got up and wiped the blood from the corners of his mouth, looking at Wu Ling II who was still standing there, “Should I say it’s a robot, a simple blow is like being hit by a car on the highway…”
“Oh? Your body is quite interesting.” Wu Linger continued, “The average person would have died with this blow.”
“No, no, your body…” Wu Linger seemed to have suddenly discovered something. , showing an extremely excited expression, “Energy! Super energy is in your body! It’s really Sbarasi! Become my experimental body!” Glancing
at the fourteen who had already passed out on the other side, Jiang Cheng He turned his attention back to Wu Ling No. 2.
“Stop daydreaming, things like experimental subjects should be voluntary, right?” Jiang Cheng moved his shoulders and said casually.
Immediately after, he rushed over with an umbrella…
Boom!
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After the smoke passed, looking at Wu Ling II, which had turned into countless mechanical fragments under his feet, Jiang Cheng was a little surprised. He thought it would be a tough battle, but he didn’t expect it to be solved so easily. already?
Just when Jiang Cheng was full of doubts, suddenly, Jiang Cheng felt a creepy feeling in his heart, and subconsciously waved the umbrella in his hand behind him…
Boom!
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The smoke dissipated, Jiang Cheng turned around, and saw that the only one standing in front of him was Wu Ling II, who lost his right arm in this blow, Jiang Cheng could not believe it.
“If you compare me with other machines, I will be very troubled. If you want to kill me, you have to destroy my [nucleus],” Wu Ling II sounded an emotionless voice, “As long as the [ NUCLEAR] It’s okay, no matter what kind of damage I can repair myself. But it’s useless to tell you this, my [nucleus] is less than a micron. Trying to find and destroy it in my body is like being in a desert It’s like looking for a grain of sand.”
When Wu Ling Er was talking, the right arm that was destroyed by Jiang Cheng actually grew out slowly.
“It’s really Shalu!!!”
Dear, this chapter is over, I wish you a happy reading!
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