Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 213

[Chapter 189: Respect professional ethics!]

“Huh?” Jiang Cheng showed contempt on his face, “Because the first one was made, it was called No. 0 machine? The person who named you is an idiot? Since it was the first made, why not call it the No. 0 machine? What about the No. 1 machine? It can be called the No. 1 machine.”

“Although I don’t know why it was not called the No. 1 machine, I know why it was not called the No. 1 machine.” Xiaoyu explained.

“why?”

“Prevent infringement.”

“I see……”

“Show me the atmosphere! Is it the time to talk about that?!” the ordinary uncle shouted, and then the corners of his mouth rose slightly, revealing a villain’s standard smirk, “If you want to live, hand over to the zeroth machine. Us. Otherwise…”

“Hey? Xiaoyu turns out to be your uncle!” Jiang Cheng showed a shocked expression, and then slowly analyzed: “So it is, because you are a maid, uncle, so there are so many maids, but one day, Xiaoyu finally can’t stand your torture day and night, especially the fact that the loincloth is still stuck with feces, so she sneaked out…”

With that said, Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, “So that’s the case, it’s really not easy for Xiaoyu.”

“Where are you thinking! It’s not like that at all!” the ordinary uncle scolded, “I’m talking like a pervert! She’s a robot! How could I do such a thing to a robot!”

“Data analysis, the probability is 99.8%.” Xiaoyu said.

“Don’t talk nonsense to me!”

“The chance of sticking to the stool is 99.8 percent,” Xiaoyu added.

“Don’t talk to me separately next time! Tell me all at once!” The ordinary uncle scolded, “No, there is no poop attached at all!”

The pink-haired maid on the side, after hearing this, took two steps back silently, and then glanced at the butt of the ordinary uncle.

[In data analysis, the analysis is successful,]

[The loincloth is stained with first-class unclean objects,]

[Suggestion: Clear it immediately!

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Jiang Cheng suddenly heard an alarm sound coming from somewhere, and then saw the maid behind the ordinary uncle raise the mop in her hand…

“Hey, uncle! Be careful behind you!” Jiang Cheng shouted.

“Behind?” The ordinary uncle looked disapproving, “Want to divert my attention and take the opportunity to escape? Don’t be stupid, that kind of…”

Before the ordinary uncle could finish speaking, the mop in the hand of the maid waved down…

boom!

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The whole ground was smashed into one piece, and Jiang Cheng was stunned when he saw it. Of course, the life and death of that ordinary uncle was unknown.

“I didn’t expect it to be solved in this way, although it’s a little early, but…” The blond young man glanced at the fainted uncle lying on the ground, and then looked at Jiang Cheng again. To be precise, it should be It was Xiaoyu hanging on Jiang Cheng’s calf, “Furong, come back.”

“This voice…” Jiang Cheng was shocked, “Why is it exactly the same as mine! Who the hell are you?!”

“He’s the last robot created by the doctor: the Hu-1502 machine,” Xiaoyu explained.

“Can robots just use other people’s voices?! Pay me the copyright tax, bastard!” Jiang Cheng scolded.

“[Furong Project] is still missing a key link, that thing is with you.” The golden young man ignored Jiang Cheng’s words and continued, “Hand over the [seed].”

“Hey, I’m really ashamed,” Jiang Cheng whispered to Xiaoyu, “I always feel like I’m talking, do you understand this feeling?”

“I don’t know.” Xiaoyu replied succinctly.

“That’s it…but I can’t blame you,

You are just a robot after all.

“Jiang Cheng sighed and comforted.

“Robot…?…” Xiaoyu’s voice was intermittent.

“So, this is the biggest difference between humans and robots.” Jiang Cheng explained, “Humans don’t look at things with a fixed mindset, but robots are different, they just mechanically go according to the implanted data. look at things.”

“Xiaoyu can’t understand.” Xiaoyu said, “Is the difference between humans and robots really that big? Where is the difference? Humans, robots, humans, robots…”

Suddenly, Xiaoyu was stunned, and a certain database hidden in the depths of her brain began to awaken, that is… that is the memory or data that was once with the doctor.

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“I also want to be a robot…” Dr. Lin sighed while sitting on the ground, showing a sad and sad face on his face.

“Doctor, why do you say such a thing.” Xiaoyu, who was standing behind the doctor, asked aloud, “Why does it look so painful? Also, why is it so sad?”

[I don’t understand, as a robot I don’t understand…]

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“That, Jiang Cheng sama, why would anyone want to become a robot?” Xiaoyu said suddenly.

“Huh? What kind of problem is this? How can there be such a person?” Jiang Cheng said casually, but just after Jiang Cheng said that he found that Xiaoyu was actually shedding tears, “What’s going on? It seems to be very bad. , it would leak oil from that kind of place.”

“It’s… tears!” No. 2 murmured, and then hummed, “Robots don’t shed that kind of water droplets. So, the [seed] is indeed on you, so please hand it over.”

“Tears?” Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows with disapproval on his face. “What nonsense are you talking about? This is a robot. How could tears be shed. It’s just an oil leak.”

Zero Two gestured to the robot maids around him with his eyes.

A group of maids began to slowly surround Jiang Cheng.

“What’s the matter? Although I can’t say I hate it, I have no feelings for maids anymore.” Jiang Cheng said casually, “Of course, that’s what I’m saying, if it’s a treat, I can still go to the maid’s coffee reluctantly. Take a seat at the pavilion. Again, under the condition that someone treats you!”

“Take it.” Zero Two decisively gave the order.

Then, under the leadership of the pink-haired maid, a group of maids rushed towards Jiang Cheng.

“Hey, that’s not how you pull customers, right? If you’re too enthusiastic, you won’t be able to pull customers.” Jiang Cheng stretched out a finger and said seriously.

“Hurry up and hand over the [seed]! Black mole light wave!” The pink-haired maid said while waving a mop, her expression very excited.

“Who is this?” Jiang Cheng wondered, “Is this expression too fake? But I can’t attract guests.”

“This is Furong No. 01305.” Xiaoyu explained, “it’s the latest robot housekeeper developed by Furong PROJECT. Also known as [Sweeping Sister], it is a robot with enhanced cleaning ability. Robots returned by buyers complaining of being [too noisy].”

“So it is.” Jiang Cheng nodded, but still stood there and did not move.

“It’s better to run away in this situation now,” Xiaoyu reminded.

“Escape? Why? Aren’t they employees of the Maid Cafe?” Jiang Cheng wondered, then looked at No. 02, and said loudly, “Well, are you the manager? I’m so sorry! I really don’t have much time today. Because I have to go to the church to unload the equipment in a while!”

Saying that, Jiang Cheng took a step back slightly, avoiding the blow of his sister cleaning, and then shouted to No. 2 Zero: “Well, if you can, you can give me the address of the store. I will definitely go there when I have time. Guest! Also, although it is a bit offensive, your employees are a little unqualified, and if they are too enthusiastic, they will be very disgusting to the guests.”

With that said, Jiang Cheng jumped up and avoided the blow of his cleaning sister again, “I actually just opened a maid-themed shop recently, and the business is actually pretty good. If you want to exchange experience, I won’t be stingy! ”

At this moment, finally, Jiang Cheng was cornered by a group of maid robots.

“No matter what, you can’t push customers to the corner, right?” Jiang Chengyu said earnestly, “In this case, customers are also very headaches. In other words, your store manager really didn’t teach you anything, you should…”

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, a group of robot maids rushed over.

boom!

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The walls collapsed directly into rubble, and this good house also became ruins, filled with smoke.

[During the search, the target was not retrieved.

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“Hey, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com For the maids, your movements are a bit stiff.” Jiang Cheng stood behind the maids and said, “The movements should be gentler, men like gentleness. Maid, not this violent type. Of course, there are also some men with special hobbies who like violent types, but those are only a few. As employees, you should speculate more carefully about the hobbies of your guests!”

Jiang Cheng had just finished speaking when all the maids turned around and rushed over again.

In this way, Jiang Cheng pointed out the wrong place while observing the movements of each maid.

“The legs are too high! Although inadvertently revealing the panties will make the guests excited, but you are too deliberate!”

“It’s all said to be gentle!”

“The posture of holding the mop is wrong!”

“Step small!”

“Be gentle on your face! It’s best to keep that faint smile on your face!”

“It’s okay to be shy, but you can’t always be shy! Every five minutes is fine!”

“Are you arrogant? If this is the case… I suggest you read the whirlwind housekeeper from beginning to end. It should be of great help to you.”

“Mother-in-law… I really can’t help you with this…”

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Half an hour later.

“Thank you for your guidance!” The maids bent down and shouted at Jiang Cheng, “The data has been recorded! We will work hard!”

“In short, after learning these things, your shop should be able to survive.” Jiang Cheng nodded and said, “Then, come on…”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and prepared to slip away…

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