Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 206

[Chapter 183: Don’t say it out loud if you don’t like it!]
“Hey, get up.”
With the sense of disobedience on his face and Yueyong’s voice, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes faintly.
But in the next moment, Jiang Cheng’s face turned black, and the veins on his face jumped…
I saw Yueyong’s shoes stepping on his cheeks impartially.
“I really killed you, if you dare to do this next time.” Jiang Chengpi said with a smile.
“Ah, don’t worry, next time you stay in bed, I will use a more convenient method to wake you up.” Yueyong moved her feet away and said casually, and then took out a few cold light from her arms. Kunai looked at Jiang Cheng with a hypocritical expression.
“What kind of convenient method is that? By the way, do you really want to wake me up? Don’t you really want to keep your eyes open forever?” Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, “I don’t need that kind of thing at all. All
you need is a simple alarm clock!”
“Roar? Really?” Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng contemptuously, then took two steps back, revealing the body of an alarm clock on the ground.
“What’s going on here? Did you step on it?” Jiang Cheng wondered.
Yueyong curled the corners of her mouth, and after sending a haha, she turned her head and walked out of Jiang Cheng’s room without looking back.
ps: Jiang Cheng has a passive skill that can always accurately destroy the alarm clock that just sounded in his sleep.
ps of ps: Counting this one today, there are already a hundred of them.
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at the table.
“What is this?” Jiang Cheng watched the white rice and eggs in front of him sink into Chen Si, and after being stunned for ten seconds, Jiang Cheng looked at the sun wheel beside him, “Is this a new punishment? ”
Isn’t it good to eat like this once in a while?” Sun Wheel said with a smile.
“Why is it bibimbap with raw eggs?! I can’t stand the fishy smell of raw eggs! This is simply a dark dish!” Jiang Cheng said speechlessly.
Afterwards, Jiang Cheng watched Yueyong, who skillfully cracked eggs into rice and poured soy sauce, and started stirring constantly.
Looking at the rice grains covered with egg liquid, Jiang Cheng only felt a little nauseated.
“What are you talking about? This is the most traditional Japanese cuisine.” Hirona explained with a smile.
“It should be a traditional dark dish, right!” Jiang Cheng retorted, and then sighed, “Forget it, let’s have some bread today, thank you for your hospitality.”
After speaking, Jiang Cheng got up and returned to his room. .
“It seems that Jiang Cheng-sang doesn’t like bibimbap with raw eggs.” Hiron muttered, “But it’s really like a child. If you don’t like something, you will say you don’t like it. I still like this kind of free and easy character. I like it.”
Yue Yong didn’t say anything from the beginning to the end, just glanced at Jiang Cheng’s back when Jiang Cheng left.
“Really, why do
you want to eat that kind of thing in the morning?” Jiang Cheng sat in front of the computer and said to himself with a displeased expression: “I can’t even eat bread when I see that kind of thing. By the way, why is there such a dish as bibimbap with raw eggs? Is it because I didn’t know how to use fire when I created this dish?”
“Forget it, just wait until noon.” Jiang Cheng turned on the computer. , his eyes were full of energy, “I still have the most important adventure waiting for me right now!”
But just after he finished speaking,
Jiang Chengcheng suddenly felt a vibration of the mobile phone in his arms.
Jiang Cheng took out his mobile phone and stared at it: “It turned out to be a message from Kagura-chan.”
[I got a new egg beater Alu today!
So happy!
Attachment: jpg]
“Almost forgot, Kagura sauce also likes raw egg bibimbap.” Jiang Cheng muttered, and then opened the attached picture, but when he saw it, Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment. It’s not an egg beater!
It’s the head of a girl with green hair!
!
In an instant, Jiang Cheng edited a message at a very fast speed and sent it out: [Throw it away!
hurry up!
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Afterwards, Jiang Cheng got up straight away, regardless of the game, and rushed out of the door in an instant, but just as he ran out of the door, he bumped into Yue Yong who was in the corridor.
“What are you doing in such a hurry?” Yue Yong said with a look of disgust.
“Contact the best lawyer!” Jiang Cheng said solemnly, and then rushed out again.
“What are you talking about, that idiot…”
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Meanwhile, the House of Masters.
At this time, Yinshi was sleeping soundly in his room, but suddenly, Yinshi seemed to hear some kind of contradictory sound, which seemed to be a familiar bgm.
Yin Shi opened his eyes diligently, and the first thing that came into his eyes was Kagura holding a microphone and wearing sunglasses.
“Dulululu, Dulululu, Dululu~ Dulululu, Dulululu, Dululu~”
“What are you doing?! You bastard!” Yin Shi sat up and pinched Kagura. Q.
“Good morning, have you cut your hair?” Kagura said in a low voice, holding the microphone.
(ps: Kagura introduced the host of the story at the beginning of The Wonderful Story of the COS World. The Wonderful Story of the World, a program devoted to the story of hunting.)
“Cut your sister! What are you doing when others are sleeping? People are tired of it!” Yin Shi cursed with his blue veins bursting.
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breakfast time at the Master’s House.
“Really, no wonder I have nightmares~” Ginto said while sitting on the sofa complaining slightly, and then he smashed a raw egg into the bowl.
“I’m starting!” Kagura, who was sitting opposite Gintoki, clapped his hands and said, and then looked at Gintoki opposite, “Hoho, what kind of dream is that?
” Shi said casually, and at the same time poured a little soy sauce into his bowl and began to stir.
“Forget it, don’t talk about it, you can’t tell others what you dream about when you’re sleeping and what you dream about when you’re awake. If you talk about it, you’ll be laughed at.”
“Is it the head over there at the garbage dump, Aru?” Kagura asked casually.
“Hey? Why do you know?” Yin Shi put down the bowl in his hand and looked at Kagura suspiciously.
“You’re talking in your sleep, Aru,” Kagura replied casually, playing with the egg in his hand, “You’re already old, why are you still having those dreams that only children have?
” Ba Ha said, oh, I’ll give you 300 yuan.” Yin Shi replied, “But then again, I don’t have any memory before going to bed. What did I do last night?”
“You went to the garbage dump to pick up the jump .
Come back,” Kagura replied, knocking the egg in his hand a few times on a hard object on the table, “I didn’t see you coming back after a while, so I went to take a look, and then I found you in the garbage dump. I
fell asleep while Aru.”
Looking at the slightly familiar hard object, Yin Shi wiped his eyes several times, and then pointed tremblingly at the hard object that had just been beaten by an egg on the table, saying: “Kagura-chan , What is that?”
“This,” Kagura instantly picked up the hard object, or a girl’s head, and introduced with joy: “Egg Whisk Aru! I found it yesterday!”
” No no no no no no!” Yin Shi instantly stood up and retorted loudly with a dark face, “That is not an egg beater at all! This is the head of yesterday! Didn’t you say it was a dream?! Why? Are you here again?! You idiot!!”
“It’s not a human head, it’s Aru, the egg beater.” Kagura said seriously.
“What have you been talking about since just now! You stinky girl!” Yin Shi spit the stars and scolded loudly, “What exactly is an egg beater
! There is no such thing at all!”
, Kagura put the head on the table again, and then picked up an egg and placed it in front of him again, explaining with a serious face: “Eggs always make people want to knock their heads with their heads. Broken, but this is very troublesome…”
Saying that, Kagura looked at the head of the person beside him, and his tone changed: “But! If there is this…”
Looking at Kagura, who beat the egg with that human head again, Gintoki’s whole body felt bad: “No! Absolutely not! Put it back quickly! Put it back in its original place!”
“No Aru! That’s my egg beater! I won’t give it to anyone!” Kagura retorted, “And I’ve already sent a message to Mommy, Aru! Mommy has agreed!”
Kagura picked it up directly. Jiang Hua’s reply from his own communicator: [I didn’t expect such a convenient thing~]
“Your family is not normal!” Yin Shi wailed, “Hurry up and throw it out! This is not supposed to appear in our house. things!”
“Men are all the same,” Kagura said disdainfully, “Gin-chan and uncle said basically the same thing! But what Mommy said, men’s words are unbelievable, Aru. .”
“It’s not referring to a thing at all!” Yin Shi said frantically.
But just after complaining, when UU was reading www.sonicmtl.com Yin suddenly heard the sound of footsteps, “What’s going on? Isn’t it the police?! What the hell did you do, Kagura? Ah!” In the
next second, the door of the Master’s House was kicked open, accompanied by Jiang Cheng’s furious voice: “Yinshi! I put the cutest niece in your house, is that how you taught her? With
that said, Jiang Cheng rushed in instantly, kicked over the silver time, and then scolded: “At least teach her common sense! How on earth did you instill in her the common sense that egg beaters are human heads? Ah!”
“I don’t know!” Gintoki got up and defended loudly, “Who knows where she learned that kind of common sense! I don’t know anything at all!”
“Kagura-chan, it’s okay. .” Jiang Cheng turned his head and said to Kagura, “I have already asked Yueyue to contact the best lawyer. When the police asked, all the blame was just put on this natural scroll!”
“You What are you talking about!” Yin Shi scolded, “I didn’t do anything at all! Responsibility? What responsibility? Is it the responsibility to water your head?!”
“What about the head?” Jiang Cheng wondered, “It’s the right time to destroy the corpse!”
“That makes sense.” Yin Shi nodded with his chin supported.
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