Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 205

[Chapter 182: Discount Fraud?]

Jiang Cheng blushed, and quickly turned his head and whistled, as if nothing had happened.

At this moment, Gintoki and Shizuo screamed.

In an instant, Jiang Cheng shrank behind Yueyong.

Yueyong: “…”

“That… I just think that occasionally a man should stand behind a woman! Guard a woman’s back!” Jiang Cheng defended.

“Do you think I believe it?!” Yue Yong scolded, “And there is no such thing at all! Shouldn’t men stand in front of women?!”

“Didn’t you say that you have given up your identity as a woman?!” Jiang Cheng retorted.

“It’s not the same thing at all!” Yue Yong scolded, but then sighed and said, “Forget it, whatever you want, hurry up. Otherwise, we will be the last one.”

“Oh…” Jiang Cheng replied weakly, shrinking behind Yueyong and walking forward with Yueyong.

As soon as the camera turned, Gintoki and Shishi were running wildly ahead.

“How? Did you get rid of it?” Fourteen asked.

“It looks like it’s thrown away.” Yin Shi glanced around and replied with lingering fears.

“Great… I didn’t expect such a place…” Shi Shi replied breathlessly, then stopped, leaned against a tree beside him, took out a cigarette from his arms, lit it with trembling hands, and gently lighted it. Taking a sip, he said with emotion, “I really can’t underestimate the forest.”

But just after he finished speaking, Shi Shi realized that something was wrong with Yin Shi’s eyes.

I saw Yin Shi tremblingly pointing at Shi Shi’s head, unable to say a word.

“Hey, what’s the matter?” Shi Shi wondered, “What’s wrong with my head?”

In the next second, Yinshibai fell down with his eyes… Yinshi rushed to the street!

“What is it, actually…” Saying that, Fourteen looked up and saw a headless body in wartime armor, holding a bloody human head, the head’s eyes staring straight at himself… and For some reason, Shi Shi also heard the sound of [Di Di Di Di] like an alarm clock.

[Is that… the countdown to my life?

】

Fourteen’s cigarette fell out…

“Ahhhhh!!!” After shouting, Shi Shi also rolled his eyes and fell down… Shi Shi… threw himself on the street!

But it wasn’t over yet, I saw that the headless body slowly fell down, and the sound of [DiDiDi] became more and more intense.

finally……

boom!

!

!

!

A huge explosion sounded, startling everyone in the forest.

After the explosion, I saw a piece of paper slowly spit out from the mouth of the human head on the side, which wrote: wash the interior, earthwork.

Xin Bazhu, who was hiding not far from Yinshi and Shishi, pushed his eyes and murmured, “Is it going too far?”

…

Pushing the time forward one minute, Jiang Cheng was so frightened that he squatted down with his head in his arms when he heard Shi Shi’s scream. Yue Yong, who was watching, was extremely speechless.

“Can you be a little bit like a man too?” Yueyong said with a look of contempt.

“I’m just checking to see if there’s anything like landmines buried in the ground!” Jiang Cheng raised his face and retorted.

After he finished speaking, he pretended to turn over the clods on the ground.

“Do you think I believe it?!” Yue Yong scolded, “I’ve had enough of you, I don’t care about you anymore, I want to go first by myself.”

“Don’t! Don’t leave me alone!” Jiang Cheng shouted hastily, “At least! At least let me grab the corner of your shirt!”

Hearing this, several black lines appeared on Yueyong’s face… But in the end, Yueyong gave in and stretched out his hand, saying, “It’s fine if it’s just the corner of the clothes, but…if you dare to catch it, Elsewhere…”

Listening to Yueyong’s slightly threatening tone,

Jiang Cheng swallowed his saliva, and then retorted loudly, “How bad do you think I am! How could I do such a thing!”

“That’s good……”

As soon as Yueyong finished speaking, Jiang Cheng leaned on him instantly, grabbed Yueyong’s cuff, and kept looking around.

“It’s not that I’m afraid, I’m just guarding the surrounding area in case a gorilla suddenly appears.” Jiang Cheng continued.

Just after finishing speaking, a loud explosion sounded suddenly, making Jiang Cheng jolted, he closed his eyes quickly, and instantly hugged Yueyong’s arm.

After the explosion, Jiang Chengcai opened his eyes, heaved a sigh of relief, and said with lingering fear: “It really scared me to death…”

However, Jiang Cheng didn’t notice that Yueyong’s face was getting darker and darker.

“You… didn’t you mean to only grab the corners of the clothes?!!” Yue Yong scolded, and then kicked Jiang Cheng out after raising his legs.

“That’s just a stress response in a panic!” Jiang Cheng got up and defended loudly, but then suddenly the topic changed and said, “Also, Yueyue, you like black lace…”

“Black lace? What are you talking about…” After speaking, Yueyong finally reacted, “Where are your eyes looking!!”

Saying that, Yueyong took out several Kunai directly.

“Qiaodou sack! That’s just what I accidentally spotted!” Jiang Cheng quickly explained, “And it’s not my fault, right? Who asked you to kick me while wearing a cheongsam! I didn’t see it on purpose! Shouldn’t it be your fault?!”

“No, it’s just your fault for having a pair of eyes! If you were blind, you wouldn’t be able to see at all!” Yueyong threw all the Kuwu out of her hands.

Jiang Cheng… slams on the street!

“In this way, it will be a little faster.” Said, Yueyong dragged Jiang Cheng, who had fainted, and walked straight into the distance…

And witnessing all this, Xin Ba Ha, who was hiding in the dark, was speechless for a while.

“Jiang Chengsang is too rough…” Xinba said with a sigh, and then moved his neck, “But the task given to me has been completed, now you can sleep well…”

As soon as he finished speaking, Xin Ba Hao felt a cold swish behind him.

Xin Baha mechanically turned his head, only to see a translucent headless body wearing ancient armor, standing behind him holding a translucent head.

The new eight haw… slammed into the street!

“Really, someone finally came to play with me, why did they all fainted?” The head sighed and said, “Forget it, I’ve had a lot of fun…”

After speaking, I saw that the translucent ghost gradually dissipated… Finally, there was even a “ding” sound, it seemed that he should have become a Buddha…

At the same time, if someone is here, they will definitely find that the grass here is full of fainted members of the Zhenxuan group and Miss Baihua…

…

early morning.

The 14th National Congress gasped and opened his eyes, looked at the tent above his head, and sighed: “So it turns out, it turns out to be a dream, I haven’t had such a nightmare in a long time.”

At the same time, Yin Shi, who was beside him, also panted heavily and opened his eyes, looked at the tent above his head, sighed with relief, and said, “It turned out to be a nightmare.”

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng also abruptly opened his eyes, looked at the top of the tent above his head, and said with lingering fear: “It turned out to be a dream…”

Next up is the new eight…

But then, the four of them sat up at the same time and looked at the rest of them expressionlessly.

Jiang Chengyin said, “Why are you here?”

Afterwards, Tsukiyoshi and Kondo walked into the tent.

“Yo, you are awake.” Kondo said, holding his hands.

“Kondo-san, why are they in my tent?” Shishi asked in confusion.

“About this…” Kondo explained, “I don’t know much about this, except for the little girl from the Master’s House, Sogo and this beauty, all the members fainted in the courage test yesterday. ”

“Hey?” Shi Shi was about to say something when his head suddenly hurt, “No, it hurts too much, it’s a terrible dream.”

“Are you too?” Yin Shi continued holding his head, “I also had a terrible headache, and it seemed like I had a terrible nightmare. But I can’t remember clearly, the ghost fire, the human bone, and the man holding his head. Ghost or something…”

“Are you too?!” Kondo said in shock, “I also seem to have seen a translucent ghost holding his head in my dream!”

“Actually, me too…” Shinba said while rubbing his temples.

“Are you all?” Jiang Cheng rubbed his head, “I seem to have seen black lace panties in my dream… No, no, when I think about it, my head hurts unbearably…”

Everyone looked at Jiang Cheng’s head and was speechless.

Something is different in your dream!

!

Everyone muttered silently in their hearts.

…

The well-dressed people started the hunt for unicorns again today.

“Hey, Kondo-san, there’s something wrong with this forest…” Shishi said to Kondo who was beside him, “I think we should leave early…”

“Don’t be silly, the general’s Rurimaru hasn’t been found yet.” Kondo replied, “Yo Xi, everyone used honey tactics today!”

But just after speaking, a female voice came from Baihua.

“Yeah! Jiang Cheng sama! Look! There’s a golden unicorn on the tree over there!” A Miss Baihua said, pointing to a tree in the distance.

“Huh? How could there be such a thing,” Jiang Cheng sighed and said, “It’s just a golden fly.”

“Soso,” Yin Shi nodded at the side, then glanced at Jiang Cheng and continued, “Things like that are often gathered near the stool, regardless of nature or human society, like this gorgeous looking guy None of them are good.”

“Hey, why are you talking to me?” Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly.

“Hey? Is there any?” Yin Shi said strangely, “I didn’t refer to anything~”

“Kill you!”

Jiang Cheng had just finished speaking when the members of Baihua on the side took out their kunai one after another.

Yin Shi hurriedly shouted: “Wait, what do you want to do?”

“Who are you calling a shit!” Yueyong was the first to throw out the Kunai, and then all the members of Baihua also dumped the Kunai.

“Hey, do you also think of me as a fly?!” Jiang Cheng scolded, but just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng found out that a certain Kuwu shot missed, and by coincidence, it hit the one on the tree in the middle. Only a golden unicorn.

Fourteen and Kondo, who had witnessed all this, opened their mouths in an O-shape. It took a few seconds for them to react. They rushed over in an instant, grabbed Jiang Cheng’s collar and shouted, “What are you doing?! General’s pet! General’s!”

“Huh? What are you talking about?” Jiang Cheng broke free from the two hands at will.

“I said that the golden unicorn that your subordinates used Kuwu to stab just now is the general’s pet! Rurimaru!” Shi Shi shouted through gritted teeth.

“Huh? What nonsense are you talking about,” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, “Golden unicorn? How could there be such a thing.”

“Open your eyes and show me a good look!” Shi Shi cursed.

“The face is too close,” Jiang Cheng said with disgust, then looked at the group of Miss Baihua who were ravaging the silver time, and said, “Just teach him a little lesson, let’s go here today, let’s go back Bar.”

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and prepared to leave.

However, Shi Shi didn’t give him this chance, and instantly put his hand on Jiang Cheng’s shoulder: “Qiaodou sack, you just heard clearly? oh my life~”

“I don’t even know what you’re talking about,” Jiang Cheng was speechless. “Besides, the general is actually addicted to the unicorn? Do you think I’m a three-year-old? There must be a limit to bluffing, right? ?”

“There’s no way! The general just likes that kind of thing!” Fourteen shouted with a burst of blue veins, “Do you think I like to come to this kind of place?! Isn’t it because of that uncle’s order?!”

“That uncle?”

“It’s the uncle who played the killer game together last time,” Zongwu explained aloud, “but boss, did you really give us a problem this time, that, Kondo-san, is it too late to resign now?”

“Do you want to take a walk?!” Shi Shi cursed.

“Well, although I don’t know what’s going on with you guys, it’s better to use this when dealing with uncle,” Jiang Cheng took out a stack of coupons from his arms and put them in Shi Shi’s hand, “Yoshihara’s A 50% discount coupon! If there is this, the uncle will definitely be satisfied.”

After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong turned and left with a group of Miss Baihua and sisters.

Seeing this, Kagura and Shinbaha also followed along with the half-dead Gintoki.

“If this is the case, maybe that uncle will really be satisfied.” Zongwu murmured while looking at the coupon in Shi Shi’s hand.

…

“Hey, why didn’t I know about the 50% discount coupon for Yoshihara?” Yueyong asked aloud at Jiang Cheng who was beside him.

“It wasn’t there.” Jiang Cheng said naturally.

“Then that was…” Shinba murmured.

“Double the price in advance, and give a 50% discount on this basis.” Jiang Cheng replied, “It’s the so-called discount fraud.”

“Is there such an operation?!” Xinba was shocked.

“Of course, Yoshihara’s wandering girls are also very hard working. How could I have the heart to reduce their income.” Jiang Cheng replied casually.

…

“Thank you for your hard work, for a unicorn,” Song Pinggong sat on the chair with Erlang’s legs crossed. “By the way, have you found it? Fourteen.”

“Ah…” Fourteen twitched the corners of his mouth, “Although I didn’t find it, I found something else that can be replaced.”

“Oh?”

“That’s it.” Saying that, Fourteen put a stack of coupons given by Jiang Cheng into Duke Songping’s hand.

“A 50% discount coupon for the Yoshihara store?” Song Pinggong glanced at Shishi in surprise, “What do you want the general to learn? Give me a belly cut!”

“Wait, Katakuri Tiger!” came the general’s voice, “Can you show me that one? I heard from a friend that Yoshihara has become a little different now…”

“Different? What do you mean?” Song Pinggong looked at the general behind him, “Also, when did you have friends? Do I know each other?”

“Lord General, I’m really sorry…” Fourteen hurriedly bent down.

“It doesn’t matter, it should be me who said sorry, but for that kind of thing, the Shinsengumi was dispatched.” Momo said with a smile, and then looked at Matsudaira again, “Can you take me to Yoshihara next time? I really want to meet. one time.”

“Hey? Didn’t I promise to take you to the bar I often go to next time? That kind of place…”

“No, just go to Yoshihara next time.” Mao Mao interrupted Songping Gong with a smile.

“Then… well.” Song Pinggong could only answer in this way.

“I’m really looking forward to it…” Mao Mao said with some emotion.

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