Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 194

[Chapter 172: It’s a very rude thing to remember someone else’s name incorrectly!]

“No, no, and, although I don’t know what slogan you designed, but… maybe after your publicity, the possibility of Yoshihara’s business getting worse is still very high.” Jiang Cheng replied casually, “Okay, alright, get out. Otherwise, I’ll call Baihua to ask you to go out.”

Gui Hei resisted the attack with a face, and after a long time, he slowly raised his head, stretched out five fingers, and said:

: “Five or five points in profit!”

“Seven-three!” Jiang Cheng replied.

“Four or six!” Gui gritted his teeth and said bitterly.

“Eighty-two.” Jiang Cheng replied again.

“You didn’t cut the price like this!”

“You don’t seem to understand, you are begging me~” Jiang Cheng revealed a treacherous smile.

“Up to three or seven!” Gui clenched his fists and said through gritted teeth.

“Jiuyi.” Jiang Cheng smiled, showing his bottom line.

“You stinky boy! Are you fooling me?!” Gui shouted with bloodshot eyes, as if he was about to pull out the knife from his waist in the next moment.

“I’ll give you three seconds to think about how to talk to Party A.” Jiang Cheng put on an indifferent expression, “One, two, S…”

“Nine is nine!” Gui replied through gritted teeth. .

“Yo Xi! Then sign the contract first.” Jiang Cheng took out the contract he didn’t know when to prepare from under the table, and took out the ink pad and signature pen.

“Have you prepared it in advance?!!” Gui’s whole body was not well, and he lowered his head and fell into the shadows.

“Don’t be stunned, the contract still needs to be signed, in duplicate.” Jiang Cheng said, and pushed the contract to Gui, “My name has been signed, and only Party B is left. Hurry up, after signing it. I’m going to ask someone to design the ad.

In the end, Gui signed his name on the contract and stamped his handprint. Of course, he didn’t have time to read the contract carefully, because… the contract was really too thick.

A contract is almost as thick as a book… After taking a

closer look at Gui’s signature to confirm that there is nothing wrong, Jiang Cheng nodded and stuffed the contract into his arms.

Then he clapped his hands at the door and shouted, “Come in, the next step is to design the advertisement.”

Jiang Cheng just finished speaking, the door was opened instantly, Yueyong was wearing glasses, and sandwiched two books about the advertisement. The marketing book, pushed the sun wheel and walked in.

The sun wheel also wears a pair of glasses, and there are several books on advertising and marketing on his legs.

“Bridge bean sack! I have already designed the advertising slogan.” Gui replied quickly.

“No, I’m not at all worried about you.” Jiang Cheng replied, “And didn’t you read the contract carefully? In additional condition 1, [the advertisement word is decided by Party A, and Party B is only responsible for inserting needles in the interview. Insert advertising words a hundred times. Once you breach the contract, you will be compensated for one billion liquidated damages]!”

“This is absolutely impossible!” Gui scolded, “How can I insert the broadcast words a hundred times in an interview? Ah! Just reading the ad words, one day is over!”

“Calm down, wig.” Jiang Cheng comforted, “Don’t worry, we will try to compress the ad as short as possible! At least, we will ensure that it is compressed within two Less than 100 words!”

“It’s not a wig,

it’s Gui! It’s not short at all!” Gui shouted, “This is the overlord clause! My purpose is to let the general public understand the truest side of the fighters against foreigners. , not to promote Yoshihara!”

“That’s it…” Jiang Cheng nodded, and then continued, “Then you can also choose to default~”

“Soga, there is still this option…” Gui murmured He murmured, then smiled, and said, “Then I choose to violate…”

Before he could say the word, Jiang Cheng took out a piece of white paper from his arms, wrote on his bank account, and wrote it down. He handed it to Gui and said, “Then please remit the one billion liquidated damages to this account within a month.”

“Ten…Ten…Billion?!!!” Gui’s whole person is not well, “How come there are so many!”

“Did no one tell you before leaving the society? You should read the contract carefully before signing it. Right?” Jiang Cheng said casually.

“That’s too long!” Gui retorted, “It’s as thick as a book, how can I read it carefully! It’s a scam! It’s a scam!

” Say what you said~” Jiang Cheng replied casually, “You signed it in black and white! Besides, I didn’t force you~”

After saying that, Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong and Sun Wheel and smiled. “You guys, are you ready for the slogan?”

“Of course.” Sun Lun adjusted his glasses and replied with a smile.

Immediately after, he took out a thick stack of A4 paper from his arms.

Then he made an embarrassing outfit and said, “But it seems that there are a lot of preparations. I have designed several editions~ Which one should I choose? I am really distressed~”

“I also designed a few editions, and if you match the pictures, the effect will be It should be very good.” Yueyong took out a thick coloring page from her arms as she spoke.

“Any pictures?!” Gui was already suspicious of life.

“But don’t worry, I’ve tried my best to compress the ad words to less than 200 words.” Yueyong continued.

“I really didn’t expect this day to come~ I’m really looking forward to Yoshihara’s promotion in front of the whole country~” Hirin said with a smile.

Yueyong hummed, and then replied, “Well, this man is somewhat useful for that.”

“In your heart, how bad is my impression…” Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly. .

“Waste man.” Yueyong replied decisively, holding up her glasses.

“Hey, I’m really going to be angry.” Jiang Cheng replied, “I’m really serious!”

Jiang Cheng had just finished speaking when he saw Gui Xiao, who was looking at the contract in his hand with his head down and a black face. up.

“Hum hum hum ha ha ha ha ha…” Gui’s laughter became more and more frantic.

“Hello? Are you okay?” Jiang Cheng wondered.

“Do you think I didn’t take this into consideration?!” Gui Hen said with a smile, then raised his head, pointed to the contract in his hand, and shouted loudly, “You look at the signature first, right?

” What do you mean?” Jiang Cheng wondered, took out the contract in his arms again, and turned to the signature on the last page, “Little wig, there’s nothing wrong, what’s wrong?”

“It’s not a wig, it’s Gui!” Gui Hui Dao, and then laughed, “That’s not my real name at all! You remembered it wrong, Jiang Cheng!”

“What?!” Jiang Cheng was shocked, and then looked at Gui with a puzzled face, “What are you doing? Is it time to change your name?!”

“How is it possible! It’s always been Gui! How many times have I reminded me since I was a child!” Gui shouted, “Just because you stinky brats call others by the wrong name every day. , I made a mistake involuntarily when I signed it!”

“You’re about the same! You’re so stupid that you can sign the wrong signature!” Yue Yong complained.

“But thanks to this, I was lucky enough to escape.” Gui chuckled, and then showed a look of rejoicing.

“I can’t count it.” Jiang Cheng covered his forehead, unable to hide his disappointment, “It’s been so long, because Yinshi and Gao Zai have always called me that, so I thought you were really called wig little Taro. ”

Do you want to die? It’s clearly what you stinky brats called at the beginning!”

“Really? Is there such a thing?” Jiang Cheng wondered, “My memory is not very good, after all It’s been so long. Besides, the name is not important, right?”

“How could it not be important! If you don’t remember, turn to Chapter 4 and read it from beginning to end, bastard!” Gui retorted loudly, “Every time It’s rude to know someone else’s name every time you call it wrong!”

“Speaking of which, what is your real name? Wig.” Jiang Cheng wondered.

“Not a wig is Gui!”

“So you didn’t say it? What exactly is your real name?”

“So you didn’t say it?! It’s not a wig, it’s Gui!” Gui shouted.

“So didn’t you say it?! What is your real name! Wig!” Jiang Cheng’s voice overshadowed Gui’s.

“So that’s why you said it!!! It’s not the wig, it’s Gui!” Gui also raised his voice, “Are you trying to find fault on purpose, you bastard?!”

“That…I understand,” Yueyong raised her hand and said , “This person’s real name should be Gui.”

“Huh? Why?” Jiang Cheng wondered.

“Because he didn’t just say [it’s not a wig, it’s Gui]?”

“No, no, that’s just a wig’s mantra.” Jiang Cheng retorted, “It’s just like what you often say about [Ru] and [Wu]. ”

That’s it…”

“Heavenly Punishment!!” Gui couldn’t bear it anymore, he pulled out his own sword and chopped it down at Jiang Chengcheng.

“Well, calm down.” Jiang Cheng hurriedly ducked, “I can’t help it, who told you to never explain. Then, why don’t you take this opportunity to introduce yourself carefully. It is considered to be in front of all readers. Clarify it once.”

“It makes sense, then…” After speaking, Gui put away his knife, and then said with a serious face: “It’s not a wig, it’s Gui. I’m a member of the fighter against foreigners, Kanhara. One of the five members of the barbarian crowd! The frantic noble son! The fearsome Katsura Kotaro who escaped from Kotaro again, with type AB blood!”

“It’s too long!” Jiang Cheng complained, then sighed lightly, “But still I didn’t remember it clearly. Then again, how should the words [Kui Xiaotaro] be written? Can you show it?”

“I didn’t expect that one day you would be reduced to this level…” Gui sneered, ” When the teacher is teaching, it looks like you didn’t listen carefully, Jiang Cheng. Then I’ll show you [Kui Xiaotaro] with great mercy how to write these words!”

“Please!” Jiang Cheng took out a pen and paper and put it on on the table.

Gui still had a proud look on his face. He took the pen and didn’t read it. He signed his name on the paper and said, “Did you read it carefully? If you don’t see it clearly, I can do it again.”

“Then Thank you so much!” Jiang Cheng said with emotion, and took out another piece of paper and put it in front of Gui, who signed his name again.

Jiang Cheng held two pieces of paper and held his forehead, his body trembling slightly.

“What’s wrong? Are you too excited? I can understand, after all, my signature is also very precious…” Gui said proudly, holding his hands.

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“Yeah… I’m really excited…” Jiang Cheng raised his head with a dangerous smile, “It seems that you haven’t noticed where you signed your name, right? It’s effective, the wig…”

“Masaka!” Gui also reacted and said angrily: “You actually did such a despicable method!”

“How can you say that~” Jiang Cheng teased, “It’s obviously You wrote it down yourself~”

“Jiang Chengjun~” Gui said coquettishly.

“Give it up.” Jiang Cheng replied, “You’re acting like a spoiled child will only make me feel more sick!”

“What a… dangerous man.” Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng and murmured, “Even though it is so Said, but the result was not bad…”

“Jiang Cheng! You bastard!!!!”

– The dividing line –

The next day, after passing through Katsura and promoting Yoshihara a hundred times in front of the national audience.

In the following month, Yoshihara’s GDP soared several times.

ps: Gui, who was only talking about the advertisement words, completely forgot why he was participating in the interview…

ps of ps: Ninety-one points, the one that should be given to Gui, Jiang Cheng chose to ignore it.

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