Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 19

[Chapter 17: Don’t believe the fortune-telling in the morning show!]

“So, what is the current situation of Yoshihara?” Gintoki finally became serious.

“It goes without saying that some people have to be dealt with, those who are close to the shogunate and those who are close to the Spring Rain Pirates. Some people have seen what happened that day. After dealing with this group of people, they pretended that the Night King was still there. It looks like. In short, I can only hide it like this.” Jiang Cheng replied casually.

“Is it worth it? Get blood on your hands again?”

“It wasn’t me who did it. Our… battle is over long ago.”

“Hey, why does the atmosphere suddenly become heavy…” Xin Ba Hao couldn’t help but say, “Everyone, eat quickly! If you don’t eat it, it will be overcooked!” Xin Ba Hao hurriedly greeted everyone.

“Speaking of which, why is Jiang Chengsang a panda faction?” Xin Baha couldn’t help but ask.

“There are three reasons! First: If you have to say it, it’s very kawaii. Second: You can’t eat it. Third: I don’t eat what it eats.” Jiang Cheng said a little proudly.

“I don’t know how to complain, it’s just because I’m cute and I’m not in the same food chain as you!” Xin Baha said with a black line on his face, and turned to Yueyong, “Why is Miss Yueyong a raccoon pie? What? Is it because it’s so cute?”

“I belong to the bear faction, Oh Aru.”

“It doesn’t seem like a raccoon is a bear, right? Is a raccoon a bear? It’s incredible that there is a bear pie.” Xin Bazhu said with emotion.

“No, I didn’t speak.” Yue Yong raised her hand and said.

“Bears are the cutest, Aru, I’ve always wanted to raise one!”

“Aru?” Shinbaha looked at the direction of the voice in confusion, while the other three also looked over.

I saw a girl with orange-red hair and a ball-shaped head who was holding chopsticks and kept picking vegetables from the hot pot and sending them into her mouth.

“Who are you?” the four asked at the same time.

“Kagura (Kagura) Aru.” The girl replied without raising her head.

“God music?”

“Aru?”

…

“Put down the rice cooker for me! You don’t know where you come from, you scumbag (a nasty little girl)! How much do you want to eat! Why are you talking about yourself and coming into other people’s homes and eating at other people’s homes with peace of mind? The rice guy!” Ginto shouted, grabbing the rice cooker in Kagura’s hand, but it didn’t work at all, the pot didn’t move at all.

But in the end, Kagura let go, and in an instant, Gintoki slipped and fell out while holding the rice cooker.

However, Yinshi found that the entire rice cooker was empty.

“One more pot of Aru!” Kagura shouted.

“There’s no such thing! This is not that kind of restaurant! Money, money, pay me after eating other people’s food, you bum! Don’t drool at my hot pot! Why do you still eat it! Hotpot is not eaten like that!” Ginshi put the rice cooker back in place, and looked at Kagura, who was carrying the hotpot again.

The rice cooker competition is over, and Ginshi and Kagura have started a new hot pot competition.

But as far as the result is concerned, it is exactly the same as that of the rice cooker.

“Empty…empty…” Yin Shi murmured while holding the hot pot he was fighting over.

“Well, it’s almost eaten anyway, this little girl looks like she hasn’t eaten for a long time, don’t mind so much.” Xin Baji came out and smoothed the game.

“What do you mean, don’t mind so much!” Yin Shi shouted, pulling on Xin Baji’s clothes, “This is my home! She eats my family’s rice! She eats my family’s hot pot!” I don’t know where to take out a pudding Kagura, “That, that really doesn’t work! That pudding definitely doesn’t work!”

But it was too late, Kagura threw the pudding into his mouth and chewed it down.

“That…” Yin Shi instantly knelt down and kept tapping on the wooden floor, “I hid that, in order not to let Jiang Cheng find out,

I hide it so secretly…why?

Why?

Why do I feel unlucky all day today!

The fortune-telling in the morning program of Mingming said that my luck today is surprisingly good!

”

“Yinshi, have you fallen too? You actually believe in that kind of superstition.” Jiang Cheng said with a sneer.

“It doesn’t taste at all, just give me the vinegar kelp next time, Aru.” Kagura burped while shaving his teeth, while stroking his stomach with the other hand.

“You bastard! Do you know how many brain cells I spent to hide this pudding?! I, if I don’t add some sweets every day, I will feel that I have no energy for the day! Say, what are you going to do? Compensate me!”

“Then I’ll give it back to you, Aru,” Kagura said, and put the empty hot pot in front of him again, “Ugh…”

After spitting, Kagura wiped the saliva from his mouth, “Also… I gave you Aru…”

“How can you still eat it! You are an idiot! Absolute idiot! Can you just spit it out?! Lose money! If you don’t lose money, buy me a new one and put it in the original place!”

“Hmph, Edo is such a place,” Kagura made a dejected look, “No matter how indifferent anyone is and doesn’t care about people, it seems that this is the smartest way to live, Aru. She is also unwilling to lend a helping hand to a very cute underage girl like me.”

“There is no girl who can eat a whole pot of rice in one go! And there is no girl who eats hot pot with hot pot!” Yin Shi complained, and then he felt three strange eyes, “What kind of eyes do you have? Why? Are you looking at me like a scumbag? Are you saying it’s my fault? Why does everything seem to be my fault?!”

“Well, Kagura, why did you show up in our house? Did something happen to you?” Shin Baha put on an amiable look.

“I… hate glasses guy Aru.”

“Hey! I said a few words to you!”

“Actually, I smelled a familiar smell, so I started chasing… I followed him from the road,” Kagura said to himself as if he hadn’t heard it.

“Hey, I seem to have heard something terrible just now. She seems to have said the word “chasing and killing”, she definitely said it!” Xin Baha interjected.

But Kagura continued as if he hadn’t heard it, “Finally, I came here with that familiar smell, Aru, and then I heard pandas, raccoons, etc. Then this boy with eyes invited me to eat hot pot together…”

“You…have been there since the beginning?! Who invited you to eat hot pot together! And what do you mean by “chasing and killing” just now?! Don’t pretend that you didn’t hear it!” Xin Baha looked aside and picked his nose The whistling Kagura complained.

“Actually I… I heard that you can make a lot of money by coming to Edo Aru. So I came from a distant planet, my family is poor, and all three meals are bibimbap. I hope I can at least eat it. Egg bibimbap! Mummy said Aru before, there is still an idiot uncle on Earth, and I thought I could find him. But…” After saying that, Kagura’s expression became a little sad, and she covered her face and made a gesture. Vice wants to cry out of grievance.

“What are you talking about there?! Please go to the talent show with such a sad story! Those judges will definitely turn around for you! By then, it will not be a problem to eat n egg bibimbap every day!” Yin Shi couldn’t help shouting.

“Too…it’s so touching!” Jiang Cheng sniffed, and then lifted it up and wrote [I WANT YOU!

] brand.

“That’s right… This child is really not easy, don’t worry, your dream has been conveyed to us.” Yueyong said and held up the same sign.

“I can’t imagine that you still have such a story, come to my team!” Xin Bazhu held up the sign while wiping away her tears.

“Hey! It’s really turned into a talent show! Hey! Enough of you guys!”

Just when Yin Shi finished complaining, the door was suddenly knocked, and at the same time everyone heard the sound of several cars.

“Who?! Didn’t you see Yin Sang, I was getting angry?!” Yin Shi scolded and walked towards the door.

“It’s them!” Kagura said, then ran to the back window and jumped down.

“They?” Yinshi turned his head and saw that Kagura had jumped out of the window, “Hey, don’t just talk halfway!”

“Silver time, there is the smell of gunpowder of bullets.” Jiang Cheng said suddenly.

“Huh?” Yin Shi just made a sound when the door was pushed open, and at the same time a gun was placed on Yin Shi’s forehead.

An afro with sunglasses sneered, “Where is that little girl? Don’t say you don’t know, our people saw her come in here.” At the same time, several explosives appeared at the door of Yinshi , looked badly at Jiang Cheng and the others inside.

However, at this delicate moment, Jiang Cheng couldn’t hold back a “puchi” and let out a laugh.

“What are you laughing at?!” An explosive head couldn’t help shouting.

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“Nothing, I definitely didn’t laugh at your explosive head, I definitely didn’t find your explosive head funny, really, you believe me.” Jiang Cheng stood up righteously and said.

But after speaking, Jiang Cheng couldn’t help laughing again.

“Hey, big brother, he said he’s not laughing at our exploding head.” An exploding head said in the ear of the exploding head who pointed a gun at Yinshi.

“It’s not an exploding head! It’s an exploding volume! You remember it clearly for me!” The leader said to Jiang Cheng and the others and the younger brother in the room.

“Really? But it looks like an exploding head (laughs)” Gintoki turned around and said to the leader.

“Why do you want to add a parenthesis to the end of the sentence to laugh! Are you laughing at our hairstyle?! This is the explosion volume, not the explosion head!” The leader retorted.

“This is what I’m used to (pudding), like this.” Gintoki waved his hand and said.

“Souga, it’s an uncommon habit,” the leader nodded and said, “Ah, no! We’re here to find that girl!” The leader finally came to his senses.

But it was too late. Jiang Cheng and Yueyong had already removed all their guns. At the same time, Jiang Cheng aimed at them with his umbrella, and Yin Shi also pulled out the wooden knife…

(Voiceover: Author, didn’t you say that Kagura would appear in the last chapter? Why didn’t you appear until this chapter?

A street writer: Huh?

Haven’t you already discovered it?

Also asked why there are five people, isn’t it?

Voiceover: Does that count?

!

You are completely fooling people!

A street-fighting author: Well, the camera is so big, it’s not normal to miss one or two people occasionally.

(pick nose)

Voiceover: …)