Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 185

[Chapter 163 : Be careful of [discount scams]!]

“Hehe, still don’t say anything?” Jiang Cheng smiled and walked in front of Dereia, looking at Dereia who still lowered his head and did not respond, “That…SpiderMan.”

“That’s not SpiderMan! It’s Dereya, Jiang Cheng sama!” Miss Baihua reminded.

“No, no, that ability to produce spider silk at no time is exactly the same as SpiderMan.” Jiang Cheng turned his head and waved his hands, explaining helplessly, “Maybe it was because I went to the wrong studio. Maybe.”

“It’s not like that at all! He doesn’t look like the kind of person who jumps around in high-rise buildings in tights!” Miss Baihua complained frantically.

“No, maybe SpiderMan who took off his tights is just like that.” Jiang Cheng replied.

“No!” Miss Baihua shouted, “I’ve said it several times! That is the previous leader of Baihua, De Leiya! He is the master of leader Yueyong!”

“Ji Lai?” Jiang Cheng wondered. Then he stretched out a finger and shook it, “No, no, Jiraiya doesn’t grow like this at all! Hair should be white!”

(ps: Derea and Jiraiya have similar Japanese pronunciations)

“You only care about Hair?!” Miss Baihua complained again, “That face doesn’t look like that uncle, doesn’t it?”

“That’s right,” Jiang Cheng looked at Landrea’s face and nodded. , “But maybe it’s even a transformation technique.”

“How is it possible!” Miss Baihua was a little bit broken.

“It makes sense,” Jiang Cheng smiled and turned his head again, looking at De Leiya, “but it’s really hard to say anything at this point, as expected of Baihua from the previous generation. Chief. Actually, I really hate using this method. Although I don’t know you, but…after all, he is the master of that guy. I really can’t handle it…”

“Hmph,” Dereia finally He raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng with a grim face, “Is my work easy to use?”

“Work? Nani’s work?” Jiang Cheng wondered, “Is it your ruined face? This is really scary. If Yoshihara had a haunted house, I would recommend you to work. I believe that even without makeup It

can scare a child to cry.”

“Heh heh heh heh heh…” Dereia began to laugh, “I didn’t expect Yoshihara to be handed over to someone like you one day.”

“No no no, it’s just It’s just an agent,” Jiang Cheng retorted, “after all, it’s Mr. Feng Xian’s request. I still respect the old and love the young. But… Now all I want to ask is…” After

a pause, Jiang Cheng’s His tone changed slightly, “Where did you get the news? The news that Boss Fengxian is no longer in Yoshihara? Also, why did the person who died once come back here?”

“You…are you trying to protect yourself ?

Yoshihara?” Derea didn’t answer, but asked.

“Protect?” Jiang Cheng thought for a while, then raised his head and replied, “If you insist on saying that, you can protect your temporary lair.”

“It’s up to you?” Just relying on the style of keeping hands everywhere? Obviously there were so many opportunities to kill me at that time, but they always kept hands, and kept hands

in front of my enemy who really wanted to kill you.”

“So, not already Have you said it? I still respect the old and love the young,” Jiang Cheng sighed softly, “After all, you look really miserable. With that face, you must be living in misery at ordinary times? The other people point and point, even if you laugh, it will scare children, right? I still understand the simple truth of people being tough.”

“There are really enough men to talk to themselves, with your kind of half-assedness. You can’t protect anything.” De Leiya snorted and raised his head, staring straight at Jiang Cheng’s face, “Besides, should you understand that feeling? From your eyes, it can be seen that that A kind of regret, pain, unwillingness. The look in the eyes of being betrayed by yourself…”

“Ha~” Jiang Cheng twisted his neck, yawned, then turned his head and said to the two Miss Baihua, “This person… …was a speech teacher before? It made me sleepy.”

“No, I’m a practical teacher.” Miss Baihua replied.

“Really? Then why is there so much nonsense?” Jiang Cheng wondered.

“I don’t know.” Miss Baihua replied.

“This is a bit difficult. I have absolutely no patience for people who talk a lot of nonsense.” Jiang Cheng said in distress, “And…”

After saying that, Jiang Cheng looked at De Leiya’s face again, “This is The face is too scary! Seeing this face, I don’t want to listen to what he said! In other words, why did you make half of your face like this?

Did

the plastic surgery fail?”

, Jiang Cheng nodded, and continued with a serious look: “But don’t worry! I know a very good plastic surgeon! I promise to make you look like Oguri Shun! So, be optimistic! Don’t be because of this You don’t trust the people around you! Live optimistically!”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng took out a business card from his arms and handed it to Dereya, saying, “I really want it, right? Now there is a chance, As long as you can tell all the news you got from there, this business card is yours! And not only that, you can get 30% off just by stating my name! That’s right, 30% off!”

“He How could you be interested in that kind of thing!” Miss Baihua complained with white eyes.

“Ah? This should be what he needs most, right?” Jiang Cheng wondered, “And that’s a 30% discount! A real 30% discount! It’s the kind of original price of 300 yuan that suddenly rises to 1,000 yuan. , the supermarket promotional products sold to you at a price of 300 yuan in the name of a 30% discount in the end are different!”

“What kind of metaphor is this!” Miss Baihua complained, “And what do you think of him? Not someone who is interested in that kind of stuff!”

“Aren’t you interested?” Jiang Cheng scratched his head, his face a little distressed, but then he had a flash of inspiration and took out a hair salon membership card from his arms, “How about this! This is the hair salon I often go to. Oh! All hairstyles can satisfy you! And this is a VVVVVIP member! Not only can you get a 30% discount on haircuts, but you can also enjoy one-hour massage services and free shaves and nose hairs! Most importantly, it can enjoy Five times the points! At the end of the year, you can enjoy the lottery with the points, and the first prize is the most popular limited edition FPS game!”

Said, Jiang Cheng’s face showed a look of hard to let go, “Although this is really for me. It’s important, but if you can say it all, I’ll reluctantly give it to you!”

“You’re the only one who is interested in that kind of thing!” Miss Baihua said with a bit of a breakdown.

“No, it’s impossible for a man not to be interested in this kind of thing!” Jiang Cheng retorted seriously, “No one can pretend that nothing happened under the temptation of free massage and free trimming of nose hair and beard. If you don’t believe me, look, this person already wants to tremble.”

“It’s obviously because you are so angry that you are trembling!” Miss Baihua shouted.

“No, obviously I want to tremble!” Jiang Cheng retorted, then sighed, and said, “What an amazing man, he can endure these two temptations, even I have to admire it. This man’s perseverance, but…”

“I can’t do it, but you can hold back when you see this!” Jiang Cheng took out a Chinese Cuisine membership card from his arms again, “This is the most important thing in Edo. The top VIP card for delicious Chinese cuisine! Not only can you enjoy 30% off the food, but you can still get five times the points! The first prize of the year-end point draw is a complete set of VR game equipment! It’s the kind that can be immersed when wearing glasses Game equipment! ps: I don’t even have this one, because the price is too expensive, Yueyue refused.”

“What’s wrong? Are you speechless from the shock?” Jiang Cheng snorted, “But don’t hold back! Say it if you want! Everyone is a man, I won’t look down on you!”

“Why does Jiang Cheng sama think that everyone likes what he likes…” One Miss Baihua whispered to another Miss Baihua.

“All men are actually pretty much the same,” another Miss Baihua replied in a low voice, “Also, maybe that Dereia really wants to, you didn’t realize that, from the beginning, he didn’t say anything. A word? Maybe it’s because I want so much that I can’t speak.”

“How is that possible! Even you think so?!”

“I’m really bad at things like torture. , I learned this method after asking a friend in the police department. UU reading www.sonicmtl.com seems to be iron sticks and marshmallows? Anyway, I don’t understand it.” Jiang Cheng explained with a curled lip.

“It’s the whip that has added sugar!” Miss Baihua corrected.

“I see, there is such a saying.” Jiang Cheng nodded and replied.

“That’s the way it was originally! You just remembered it wrong!”

“Hey? Is that so?” Jiang Cheng wondered.

“I don’t want to complain anymore…” Miss Baihua murmured while holding her forehead.

“Whether marshmallows or lollipops,” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued, “I think the candy I gave is already sweet enough, why doesn’t this man use it?”

“It takes a whip to mix with candy. Right!” Miss Baihua replied, “And you can’t be called candy at all!”

“No, no, this is too sweet to my teeth!” Jiang Cheng retorted.

“Jiang Cheng sama, not all men like what you like.” Miss Baihua replied with a sigh.

“Hey?! Really?!” Jiang Cheng was shocked, and then looked at the two membership cards in his hand, “Is there anyone who doesn’t like these things?!”

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