Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 176

[Chapter 155: Yamazaki Taiko “♀” joins!]

[Yeah, this is the first time I’ve come to this kind of place, and I’m really nervous.

】Yamazaki thought to himself, 【especially the security guard at the door, his eyes are too fierce!

Really scared out of a cold sweat.

】

“Hey, new comer, don’t be stunned there, hurry up and keep up.” A member of Baihua looked at Yamazaki who was standing behind him and looked around… No, it was Taiko, and shouted.

“Hi~”

Wearing a pink kimono, a double ponytail wig, thick powder on his face, and bright red lipstick on his lips, Yamazaki at this time was dressed like this.

[Search, readers are not mistaken, I am Yamazaki Retreat.

At this time, he was disguised as Yamazaki Takuko and lurking in Yoshihara.

The purpose is to secretly investigate the relationship between Jiang Chengsang and the fighters against the barbarians.

】

“Tuizi… Can I call you that?” the Baihua member asked.

“Ah, yes.” Yamazaki squeezed his throat and replied, with a… girl’s sweet smile.

“Don’t look at it, hurry up, the leader’s time is very tight,” another Baihua member replied, “You only have one chance, the interview of Baihua members is very strict.”

Said, this The members of Baihua turned their heads and left, and Yamazaki quickly followed.

“Hey, why do you want to join Baihua?” the Baihua member asked.

“Ah, I heard that Baihua came here to protect those unarmed girls.” Yamazaki replied with a smile.

“That’s it.”

…

“It’s here, hurry in.” Before arriving at a house, the member of Baihua opened the door and said to Yamazaki, “The leader is here, you have to work hard for the interview. .”

“Hi, thank you.” Yamazaki replied, then walked straight in.

[I didn’t expect to sneak into Yoshihara so easily, and I don’t know if it’s a blessing or a curse…]

Just when Yamazaki was thinking about it, Yue Yong’s voice came.

“Hey, stop thinking nonsense, come here quickly.” Yue Yong sat in front of a table with a cigarette stick in his mouth, and shouted at Yamazaki with a displeased face.

“Hey!” Hearing the sound, Yamazaki hurriedly walked over to Yueyong, bent down and shouted, “I’m Yamazaki Taiko! I’m here to apply for a job as a member of the Yoshihara Self-Defense Force Baihua.”

“I see. , sit down first, have you brought your resume?” Yueyong asked.

“Yeah, take it,” Yamazaki said quickly, and took out a stack of A4 paper from his pocket.

Doing a full set of dramas, if nothing else, Yamazaki was quite well prepared.

After taking the resume in Yamazaki’s hand, Yueyong glanced at it carefully, then raised her head, “Yamazaki Takuko, right?”

“Hi!”

“This resume doesn’t show anything, I’d better ask directly, you Isn’t it…” Saying that, Yueyong’s eyes flashed fiercely.

【What’s with that look!

horrible!

How scary!

Did you see that I was a spy?

!

】At this time, Yamazaki was in a cold sweat.

“Did you apply for a job because of a certain man from Yoshihara? Tell me the truth!” Yue Yong spit out the second half of her sentence.

Actually, it’s not Yueyong’s fault. Although Jiang Cheng rarely goes out, he always attracts bees and butterflies every time he goes out.

No, just posted the recruitment notice, dozens of superficial women who were convinced by Jiang Cheng’s face and wanted to enter Baihua to get close to Jiang Cheng have come.

But without a doubt, they were all wiped out by Yueyong.

“Ah?” Yamazaki asked suspiciously, but then shook his head quickly, “No, I just heard that Baihua is to protect the existence of the unarmed girls at the bottom, and I came to Baihua with a heart of reverence. ”

Ah, that’s it,” Yueyong replied casually, but her eyes stared straight at Yamazaki, her face full of disbelief, and then Yueyong sighed heavily, “I advise you It’s best not to have fantasies about that kind of man, that kind of man is just a woman’s nightmare.”

“Uh… what are you talking about?” Yamazaki was a little confused.

“I said, it’s useless even if you pretend to be like this,” Yueyong replied, “Today you’re the seventy-eighth, Baihua’s job is not a joke, he came here for that kind of man. This kind of place, really… go back quickly.”

“I don’t even know what you’re talking about! What kind of man, I don’t know at all!” Yamazaki shouted.

“Really?” Yue Yong still looked suspicious.

“Really, I don’t understand what you said at all.” Yamazaki replied seriously.

“Is that so, since you said so…”

“Did I pass?” Yamazaki asked in surprise.

“No, I just passed the first interview, and then there is the second interview,” said, Yueyong stood up, “Come with me, if you pass the second interview, I can give you a seven-day interview. During the probationary period, food and housing are included, and even if you are fired after the probationary period, you will still be paid.”

“Is that so good? Is there a payout even if the probationary period is not over?!” Yamazaki said in surprise.

“Of course, women are not better than men,” Yueyong replied rightly, “Also, for a high-risk job like Baihua, appropriate subsidies are also necessary.”

“High-risk?”

“After this wait. You’ll understand.” Yueyong replied, and then stepped out of the door first.

When Yamazaki saw this, he quickly followed.

…

Yamazaki followed Yueyong to a rooftop.

Yueyong pointed to a house dozens of meters away, “Did you see it? On the second floor of that house, you can see a man with orange-red hair with a ponytail through the window, right?”

“Well, can you see it?

Here.” Yamazaki replied, “That’s not Yoshihara’s but that?

What do you want me to do in a place like this?

】 Yamazaki wondered in his heart.

At this time, Jiang Cheng was happily playing his newly bought game in front of the computer, and there were two young ladies from Baihua who were feeding Jiang Cheng oranges.

[I really envy this boss, this kind of life is simply too comfortable…] Yamazaki thought to himself.

But then, Yueyong took out a few kunai and handed them to Yamazaki, saying: “Throw these kunai from here, if you can pin them on the man’s head accurately, you are considered qualified. ”

What kind of assessment is this! This should be considered an assassination!” Yamazaki frantically complained.

“No, this is just a simple assessment, and don’t underestimate that man, this level of attack…” Yue Yong said and stopped.

“Oh, you mean this kind of attack, will he dodge it?”

“No,” Yueyong took out two kunai from her arms again and threw them directly at Jiang Cheng.

Kunai pinned Jiang Cheng’s head with great precision, and blood spurted instantly.

However, Jiang Cheng didn’t care at all, he pulled off the kunai on his head with a nobody, put on two band-aids, and then continued his gaming career.

The two Miss Baihua on the side were not surprised either, as if they had never seen it.

“See? For that man, this kind of attack is nothing.” Yue Yong explained aloud.

[I just sprayed blood, okay?

!

】 Yamazaki roared in his heart.

“Baihua’s job is basically to deal with some men who are entangled with the girls, and the men who fight against the girls because they are consumers.” Yueyong continued, “So at the beginning, it was still It’s better to use that man to practice hands.”

[Are there any people who practice hands like this?

!

Can’t you practice with puppets or something?

!

】 Yamazaki frantically complained in his heart.

“Do you also think it’s more appropriate to practice with puppets or something?” Yueyong said and looked at Yamazaki again.

“Hey? No, I didn’t think so.” Yamazaki hurriedly denied, but there were already waves in his heart: [What’s going on?

!

How did this woman see what was on my mind?

Can she see everything I’m thinking about?

If you say that… haven’t I already been exposed?

!

!

】

Thinking of this, Yamazaki showed regret, and now Yamazaki just wants to get out of here quickly.

“Don’t look at me like that, many people have asked this question, but…” After speaking, Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng in the distance again, gritted her teeth and said, “That kind of man is useless! Knowing that he lives in the house and plays games, he has even brought his meals into the house recently. This kind of man is no longer beneficial to society! So, at least being a target is somewhat useful!”

[No, yours Explanation will only make me think you’re just plain looking at him upset.

】Yamazaki muttered silently in his heart, but replied with a serious look on his face: “I see!”

Afterwards, Yamazaki, who knelt down to Jiang Cheng and apologized several times in his heart, finally raised his grip With a kunai hand.

“Enough. UU reading www.sonicmtl.com” Yue Yong said.

[Ah, it really is, it really is just a test!

Yamazaki, you are so smart!

】Yamazaki gave himself a compliment in his heart, 【Think about it too, how could there be such a random recruitment method.

】

Just when Yamazaki breathed a sigh of relief, Yueyong took out a few kunai from his arms again, and said to Yamazaki: “Did you not see it clearly? Kunai should be held like this!”

【What you want to say Is it this?

!

!

!

】

Yamazaki groaned wildly in his heart.

…

In the end, Yamazaki passed the test, and after throwing the kunai hundreds of times, he finally succeeded in hitting Jiang Cheng’s head once.

“It’s already very good, you’ve worked hard.” Yueyong said with a look of relief, “Congratulations, you successfully passed Baihua’s entry test.”

Looking at Yueyong’s relieved expression, Yamazaki only felt that It seemed like the smile of the Virgin, and she was immediately overwhelmed, and she replied with tears on her face: “Thank you!”

“No, this is all you can do with your own efforts,” Yueyong replied, “Also Yes, don’t be too proud, the next trial period is the focus.”

“I see!” Yamazaki replied confidently.

In this way, Yamazaki sneaked into Yoshihara’s first step and succeeded!

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