Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 156

[Side Story 8: Shenwei’s school trip~]

The next morning.

“Hey, what the hell are you doing, little devil?” Jiang Cheng asked with a black line on his face, looking at Shenwei who was standing in front of the spaceship with a big bag on his back.

“Hurry up and open the spaceship door, you bastard!” Kamui shouted while patting the door.

“Ah? Did you know that I was leaving and wanted to see me off?” Jiang Cheng wondered, then clasped his hands and said with a look of relief, “No need, see off or something…”

“Listen to me, you bastard! ” Kamui scolded, scratching his neck.

“Wish me a smooth journey?” Jiang Cheng wiped the nonexistent tears from the corners of his eyes, and then sighed: “What a good boy~ Thank you so much, see you then.”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng rushed to the front glass of the spacecraft .

The god of windows waved his hand and started the spaceship.

The spaceship slowly lifted off, and Shenwei saw that the situation was not good, so he clawed at the window of the spaceship and slowly lifted off with the spaceship.

“Hey! You bastard! Do you want to kill me?!” Looking at himself getting further and further away from the ground, Kamui cursed with white eyes.

“I’ve come so far, and I’m still giving it away? What a touching little kid~” Jiang Cheng was moved again.

“啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！给我听人说话啊你这混蛋！！！！”

……

“所以说，你到底想要做什么？”江成最终还是打开了舱门将神威放了进来.

“Almost died…” Shenwei sat in the spaceship, still a little terrified, “You bastard, you are really abominable!”

“Ha? I just thought you were here to send me,” Jiang Cheng said casually, ” Besides, you were the one who ripped off the spaceship without consent. Men should be responsible for their actions!”

“I… I want to know how my mother feels!” Kamui raised his head and said seriously, “So, I want to follow you too. Let’s go together! If I’m there, maybe I can understand…”

“Okay,” Jiang Cheng interrupted Shenwei and said casually, “but you have to listen to me throughout this journey! First, clean the spaceship inside and out! Otherwise, I’ll throw you out!”

“This What is it!” Kamui shouted with his face raised, “But…forget it, just do the chores, you have to take me to my mother’s hometown!”

…

Looking at the floor where the mop and the spaceship were being held Annoyed Shenwei, Jiang Cheng took a sip of Coke, couldn’t help laughing and said softly: “A school trip? It’s a good excuse. But… maybe he can really learn something… ”

…

“Have you seen it? That planet is called Nadeshiko! There are all beautiful big sisters on it!” Jiang Cheng pointed to a planet outside the window and introduced to Kamui beside him, “The planet on this planet Girls never marry out! But they regularly look for men from the universe! Once they find them, they will challenge men in a tangled way!”

“Once you lose, you will be tied back to the door. Son-in-law! Remember it well, kid!”

“Let’s not talk about this…” Kamui murmured, and then pointed to the countless spaceships chasing him behind the spaceship and shouted, “This kind of thing doesn’t matter! Those who are chasing us The spacecraft were launched from Nadeshiko! What the hell did you do to them!”

“You know that I am very gentle with women,

how could I have the heart to win against them?” Jiang Cheng He explained with a sigh.

“So what? You lost?”

“That’s not a loss! It’s a gentleman!” Jiang Cheng snapped.

“The other party has shown a cannon!” Shenwei shouted loudly, “What should I do now!”

“Of course I have to speed up and run away!” Jiang Cheng replied as a matter of course, and turned to the operating station to compare He muttered to himself while reading the manual: “This seems to be acceleration, this seems to be braking…”

“You don’t know how to drive a spaceship at all?!” Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was sluggish, Shenwei only felt that he was in danger.

“Don’t talk! Who can understand this kind of thing! The manual is too long!” Jiang Cheng shouted.

“Get out of the way for me! Give me the manual! I’ll do it!” Shenwei slammed Jiang Cheng, picked up the manual and glanced at it, and decisively pressed the correct accelerator button.

“As expected of the son of Sister Jiang Hua, you have the potential to become One Piece!” Jiang Cheng praised while getting up.

“I was killed by you before that!” Shenwei turned his head and scolded, but just after he finished speaking, he saw a fleet again appearing in front of the spaceship.

“That what?” Kamui asked.

“Oh, that, I remembered it!” Jiang Cheng stood up and replied, “That should be Oupaixing’s spaceship! I happened to pass by last time…”

“What do you mean by passing by? What’s wrong with you? ”

I just had a few drinks with the captain of that planet and had a good night.” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, “But speaking of it, that officer is really beautiful~ It’s me. The type you like.”

“Then why did they stop in front of us?” Kamui asked with a dark face.

“I don’t know, maybe it’s just for another drink.” Jiang Cheng replied.

“The other party showed his weapon! It’s not as simple as having a drink at all!” Kamui scolded, “You’re too bad!”

“Don’t talk nonsense, kid! I refused!” Jiang Cheng retorted, “Although she didn’t agree, it’s fine.”

“I can’t imagine it at all!” Shenwei cursed, and at the same time did not stop his hand, and frantically controlled the spacecraft on the control interface.

In the end, Jiang Cheng and Shenwei escaped.

“Hoo~ I was almost killed by you…” Kamui said while lying on the floor panting.

“No, that we seem to be surrounded again…” Jiang Cheng murmured, pointing to the fleet not far away.

“What?!!!” Shenwei already felt that there was no love for life, “How many troubles have you got into this guy!!”

…

After going through the nine-nine-eight-one disasters, Jiang Cheng and Shenwei finally reached Yu’an Star.

“Hey, can you stop provoking women next time?” Shenwei looked at Jiang Cheng with contempt.

“What did you say?” Jiang Cheng glanced at Wei Wei and complained, “How can a man refuse a woman’s invitation cruelly?”

“You almost made me die in the universe with you!” Shen Wei went crazy shouted.

“Don’t say such unlucky words!” Jiang Guo retorted decisively, “It should be said that we will become beautiful stars together!”

“There is no difference at all!” Shenwei shouted, and the spaceship also fell steadily. On the ground of An, looking at the devastated land, Shenwei murmured, “This, this is my mother’s hometown…”

…

“Hey, if you can’t support your body, just say it in advance, don’t you want to know?” Jiang Cheng looked at it. Kamui, who was gasping for breath beside him, reminded.

“I see.” Kamui raised his head and took a deep breath and said.

“Since I chose to take you out, I will send you back unharmed. You don’t want your mother to be sad, do you?” After speaking, Jiang Cheng walked forward without looking back.

“That …

what is it?” Seeing the countless big snakes standing on the surface of the hustle and bustle, Shenwei hid behind Jiang Cheng and asked aloud.

“Oh, that one, it’s your mother’s pet, I don’t know the name or anything.” Jiang Cheng said casually, but just after he finished speaking, a big snake attacked Jiang Cheng and charged at Jiang Cheng with a roar. come over.

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was fighting with the big snake, Shenwei’s face was full of black lines, “Is this really a pet?”

“Really!” After Jiang Cheng suppressed the big snake, he jumped down and landed in front of Shenwei and said, “I don’t believe it. You can try.”

“Try…what do you mean?”

“Put its head, isn’t that what pets are like?” Jiang Cheng said casually, and brought his divine might to the paralyzed big snake, “Try it, if it’s you, it should be able to feel it. Yes

.”

“Really?” Shenwei said uncertainly, but he still stretched out his hand tremblingly and placed it on the snake’s head.

Contrary to Shenwei’s surprise, the big snake did not attack himself, but arched Shenwei’s body, put Shenwei on his head, and then straightened his body.

“Wow!” Shenwei sat on the head of the big snake, glanced at the distant scenery and Jiang Cheng on the ground, then thought of a good idea, pointed at Jiang Cheng and shouted: “Hey, big snake, kill him for me !”

Shenwei just finished shouting, all the big snakes rushed straight towards Jiang Cheng.

“You brat is going too far!” Jiang Cheng scolded while dodging, “This kind of behavior is called revenge for kindness! Kill the donkey! Ah, no, I’m not a donkey.”

“You made me almost die in the universe! Shenwei snorted and said, “Osper, the lower body is the key to attack!”

”

Hey, you look very happy,” Jiang Cheng, who was covered in dust, glanced at the smiling Shenwei who was saying goodbye to the big snake. said.

“No way!” Shenwei quickly replied, but his little face was slightly red.

Jiang Cheng couldn’t help snickering, UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com “Sure enough, a child is a child.”

“Speaking of which, the next step is to go to the place where my mother once lived, right?” Shenwei raised his face and asked.

“Well.” Jiang Cheng said and walked in a certain direction with Shenwei.

“This is …

” Looking at the small house in front of him, Kamui murmured, “Is this the place where my mother used to live?”

“Well, you are right here, those books and the diary under the bed are fine. Look, the spaceship is not far away, and the food is over there.” After a pause, Jiang Cheng continued, “Just wait for me here.”

“I want to be with you…”

“No!” Jiang Guo refused decisively, but then his tone became much softer, “You can find the answer you are looking for by staying here. And I also have what I want to accomplish. Work.”

“But…” In the end, Shenwei compromised, “I see.”

“A school trip, only what you learn can be called a school trip.” Jiang Cheng raised a finger and continued, “I’m looking forward to it too. Oh. Come on! Boy!”

“Go away!”

“Hi!” After answering, Jiang Guo closed the door decisively and left.

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