Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 145

[Chapter 134: Never underestimate the degree of black belly of a person…]

At this time, Yin Shi was wearing shorts, and the handcuffs on his hands had not been opened, and he looked like a prisoner.

“These scumbags!” Yin Shi spat disdainfully at the camera in front of him.

“Who are you?! What does it have to do with the Shinsengumi?” a reporter asked.

“Except for improper arrest, there’s nothing else to say,” Yin Shi said with resentment on his face, “Those scumbags are openly accepting bribes…”

Before Yin Shi could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng walked down and kicked Yin Shi with one foot. He kicked and scolded: “Don’t make trouble for others! Friends from the media, please move to the studio with me, and I will report back to you one by one!”

“So do you!” He came out and kicked Jiang Cheng, “If it weren’t for you, there would be nothing to do!”

“Stop it, Tufang-sang!” Xin Baji, who finally came down, quickly grabbed Shishi, “There are a lot of media here!”

“Cut!” Fourteen spat and looked up at the media surrounding him. [There are so many media now, so you can’t just fool around…] Fourteen gritted his teeth and thought to himself.

…

“Everyone!” A Tongjiang, who was tied up on the tower, shouted at the members of the True Selection Group under the tower.

“Come on, the Shinsengumi,” the leader of the [Tengu Party] hummed, “Is the disbanding process completed?”

“Hey? What did he just say?” Kondo stood under the tower and asked suspiciously. , and then shouted loudly at the tower, “Private Marseille! Please say it again in a louder voice!

” “Don’t make me say it a second time! I always feel ashamed!”

[I can’t hear clearly, please use it in writing.

】 Kondo held up a cardboard.

[Are you already discussing the release of the hostages?

If the requirements are not met, the hostages will die!

] This is written on the cardboard held up by the rogues.

[The characters are too small to read clearly!

】Sogo holds up the cardboard.

“Listen, try to delay time with them, and the Second Division and Third Division will take the opportunity to go around to the back.” The fourteen-faced member of the True Selection Group ordered.

“Are you bastards playing with us!” The loner at the head finally reacted.

“Pretend to be inaudible, to be inaudible.” Kondo said calmly, holding his hands.

At the same time, Sougo changed a cardboard.

[About the release of the hostages is being discussed with the above, but it will take some time, please wait.

】

“Don’t be deceived, Mr. Zongwu.” Jiang Cheng, who was beside Zongwu, sighed softly, and then held up a cardboard: [Please prove that the Atong sauce beside you is the real one. Tongjiang, prove that the hostage behind you is the real hostage.

】

【What a joke!

Does this kind of thing need proof?

!

] The other party lights up a new cardboard.

“Don’t provoke them any more!” Shi Shi shouted at Jiang Cheng, “Isn’t that kind of thing obvious at first glance?!”

“No,” Jiang Cheng shook his head and said solemnly, “This work All the characters are actually pretty much the same, just like if Gintoki wears a wig, it’s exactly the same as you.”

“Mmmm.

” Kagura nodded with his hands in his arms, “That’s right, Aru! Maybe those hostages are too. Aru pretending to be their own people! The real Atong sauce is still on the toilet!”

“Who looks like him!” Yinshi and Shishi shouted at the same time.

[If we can’t prove the identity of the hostage, it will be difficult for us to do so, so please prove the identity of the hostage first.

For example, DNA comparison or something…] Zongwu lights up the new cardboard.

“Big brother, they still don’t believe that these hostages are real hostages.” The younger brother on the side said with the binoculars to the leader of the Langs.

“Don’t be kidding! There’s no need for proof at all! Tell them they will tear up the ticket if they go on like this!”

However, the speed of total enlightenment is indeed faster.

[If you can’t prove it, it means that those hostages are fake ones, and I’m about to shoot!

】

Sogou wrote on the cardboard that was lit up.

Immediately afterwards, Sogo took out the bazooka.

“Who the hell is the terrorist! What’s the point of showing off the bazooka as soon as there is a disagreement!” The Langshi leader frantically complained.

【Please give us a little time, we will prove to you that these hostages are real hostages!

Please calm down, everyone in the Shinsengumi group, and don’t shoot!

】

【Hurry up!

Three minutes for you, or the guns will fire!

】Songwu lights up a new topic board.

“How does it feel…the two sides have switched…” Fourteen muttered.

“Sure enough, shaking s is shaking s…” Xin Baji spit out his face expressionlessly while holding up his glasses.

[There are still 30 seconds, please show the DNA quality inspection report of the hostage within 30 seconds, otherwise, the cannon will be fired!

] This is written on the cardboard held by Jiang Cheng.

“Are you here to get a kick too?!” Shi Shi scolded, then looked at the members of the True Selection group behind him, “Take advantage of the time the other party is being bluffed, quickly find a way for me!”

“Brother, there are only thirty seconds left! How should we prove it!” The surfers on the tower panicked.

“Don’t panic! I don’t believe that they really dare to fire!” The leader of the Langshi said confidently, but just after he finished speaking…

Jiang Cheng took the cannon in Zongwu’s hand and pressed the switch at the top of the tower.

boom!

!

!

“They really fired!!!” The surfers were completely panicked.

[There are ten seconds left, this time is a reminder.

Next time, I’ll shoot directly at you!

Quickly prove the identity of the hostages!

】

Songwu lights up the cardboard at the right time.

“You guys really fired it!!” Shi Shi cursed, “What if you hurt the hostages?!”

“There’s no way, after all, men will do what they say,” Jiang Cheng said indifferently, and then picked it up again. Bazooka, “Ten seconds is up, bye bye!”

“Bye bye your head!” Fourteen kicked Jiang Cheng over.

[Private Marseille, we can’t show the proof for the time being, please wait for us for a while.

Don’t shoot!

】Longshi on the tower lights up new cardboard.

[No, please prove it slowly after you go to hell!

] After lighting up the cardboard, Zongwu picked up a bazooka that was several times larger than the previous one and aimed directly at the rogues.

【I know!

I know!

We request a hostage exchange!

!

But you have to send up new hostages first!

】A new theme board lights up on the tower.

【Do not make jokes!

The last ten seconds to fire!

】Jiang Chengliang came up with a question board.

“Brother, what should we do?! They are really going to fire!!” All the surfers on the tower panicked.

“How do I know!” The leader of the Langshi scolded, “I knew the violence of the Zhenxuan group for a long time, but I didn’t expect it to be so violent!”

[How about we exchange the deputy head of the Zhenxuan group for the fake hostages in your hands?

Give you three seconds to think, or you’ll be fired!

】

Jiang Cheng lights up a new theme board.

[Yes, but you have to send the deputy head of the true selection team up first!

】

【No, you put down those fake hostages first.

Otherwise, it will fire!

!

】

Jiang Cheng, who showed the question board, blinked at Zong Wu, who knew that he directly pressed the switch of the bazooka.

boom!

!

!

The rocket hit the top of the surfers directly.

[The next shot will be aimed well, don’t worry, it will definitely not hurt.

】

Songwu lights up a new topic board.

“Brother, those people don’t listen to persuasion at all! It’s too decisive to fire the cannon! What should I do! If this goes on, let alone rescue those comrades? Even we have to…”

“I said, don’t ask me Ah! Are those policemen all devils?!” The leader of the Langs cursed.

[Yes, but you can’t lie, you can’t say it’s the deputy head of the Zhenxuan team, but the orangutan was brought up!

】

【It’s so annoying!

Hurry up, or we’ll fire!

】

After this, the surfers took the hostages, including Atongjiang, down the tower tremblingly, and opened the door and handed it over to the Shinsengumi.

“It’s really the two of you. I can give you credit for this incident. Those rogues are really like idiots,” Shi Shi finally breathed a sigh of relief and said, but the next moment, Shi Shi was stunned. , “What do you mean? What are you tying me up for? Haven’t all the hostages been rescued?!!!”

“What are you talking about, Deputy Chief,” Zongwu replied, “A man can’t talk without counting, right ?

Boss.”

“Well, that’s quite right, Master Wu.” Jiang Cheng nodded and said, stuffing a towel into Shi Shi’s mouth.

【You two bastards!

!

!

】 Fourteen wanted to shout out, but his mouth was tightly blocked.

Immediately afterwards, Zongwu and Jiang Cheng handed the tied fourteenth into the hands of the surfers. In this way, the fourteenth was brought to the tower by the surfers.

【is it okay now?

Can it be renegotiated?

】New cardboard lights up on the tower.

[Of course…] Sogou smirked secretly after lighting up the new topic board.

“Hey, you’d better run quickly…” Shi Shi, who was brought to the tower, spat out the towel in his mouth, and murmured while looking at the black-bellied smiles of Jiang Cheng and Zong Wu below.

“What nonsense are you talking about?” the leader Langshi said disdainfully, “This time, there is no need to verify the identity of the hostage! Quickly show our conditions! With the hostage of the deputy head of the real election team, no matter what the conditions are They will also promise us!”

But as soon as he finished speaking, two shells flew towards Fourteen.

boom!

!

!

!

“Yeah, it’s really interesting~ Today,” Jiang Cheng put down the bazooka in his hand, and faced Sogo with a refreshing smile, “I really thank Sogo-kun for inviting me to such a grand ceremony.”

“There, there, I would also like to thank my boss for coming up with such a good idea in just a few minutes.”

“Hey, that’s what you two planned from the beginning! You two are too dark!” Xin Baha, who was beside him, couldn’t help but spit out, “If it really hurts. What should I do with the hostages?! What if I really hurt Atong?!”

“Director! The surfers who were brought down by Captain Okita have all been arrested, and the previous hostages have been checked and safe!” At this time, a member of the True Selection Team Run over to report.

“Well, hard work!” Kondo replied.

“But the vice-chief he…” The member hesitated before he stepped aside to reveal the blackened and fainted Fourteenth lying on the stretcher behind him.

“No problem at all! Still breathing!” Jiang Cheng announced after taking a look.

“Hey, why do you show a face of regret…” Xin Baha said to Sou Wu, who was beside him.

“Anyway, today’s incident has been successfully resolved! Everyone has worked hard!” Kondo announced loudly, “Especially thanks to Sogou and Jiang Chengsang for making such a plan in such a short period of time.”

“No, the two of them .

It’s just planning how to let Tufang-sang go to the west…” Xin Baha silently complained.

…

The incident ended successfully, but… In the eyes of the citizens and the media, the image of the Zhenxuan group, which was bombarded by a disagreement, was even worse…

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