Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 143

[Chapter 132: The core of comedy is tragedy!]

“I know, you are called [24 Hours of Rogue Police],” Atongjiang said with a serious expression, “I decided to put the literary and artistic tactics taught by Tongbusang to the fullest after I became the chief. On the transformation of your influence! First of all, you have to get rid of your dangerous negative image!”

“For this, I think we should start to change the rules!” After speaking, Atong Jiang took out a scroll and unfolded it, “[In the game] Fadu: Do not violate the spirit of Bushido, and those who violate it will cut their own belly! Although it is cool, this is still too scary.”

“That’s why!” Atong-chan’s voice increased a bit, and she took out a new scroll again. And expand, “Do this from today! [Add some cute words (Atong language) at the end of the sentence, and those who violate it will cut their own abdomen]!”

(Explain Atong language a little, Atong language is in every sentence The sound at the end is followed by a word, which is similar to Solitaire. For example, in Chinese: today the leader is like a [beep-] [smug]. If you say this, you should be able to understand it. Just follow the sentence The last sound of the word is randomly grouped.)

“It’s not cute at all, okay! And the most terrifying word [cut belly] is still on it!” Shi Shi complained.

“This is to show the samurai style and can’t be deleted.” Atong-chan explained.

“No, this is not the most basic change.” Jiang Cheng shook his head and said earnestly, “The most basic should be the change in appearance. This way the citizens can feel the change of the Zhenxuan Group most intuitively.”

“It makes sense .

What…” Atong Jiang nodded and said.

“I see!” Zongwu slapped his hand, and then drew out his sword and slashed it toward Fourteen.

“What are you doing?! You bastard!” Fourteen, who had escaped the disaster, roared angrily.

“It’s just to change the image,” Sou Wu explained. “It might be better to change the uniform to a sleeveless jagged one [I want to invite you to hell, Tufang].”

“There’s no need for that kind of image change!” Shi Shi shouted, “And your words will only make people feel more hateful!”

“Why don’t you just cut off the V-shaped bangs?” Jiang Cheng suggested, “In this case, I feel that the image of the entire Zhenxuan group will be improved by a big step.

” Just ask Hijikata to die].” Saying that, Sou Wu swung a knife again, but Shi Shi was dodged again.

“Indeed, I have considered this kind of thing, but I really can’t find a way to change the overall image at once,” said Atong-chan, waving aside, “Come here. Good luck for the Shinsengumi group. Things, a small town.”

Then, I saw a horse… no, it should be a centaurus, the upper body of a human with a bow and arrow, and the lower body of a horse.

There was a dead body on the horse’s back.

“It’s really not cute at all!” Looking at this strange creature that appeared in front of everyone, Shi Shi was in a bad mood, “What does this have to do with the Zhenxuan group! Why is there a corpse lying on the back! What? One, which one is the small town!”

“Of course it’s the horse.” Atongjiang explained.

“Indeed, it is also a good way to use mascots to enhance the image.” Jiang Cheng nodded his understanding with his hands in his arms.

“It’s a good way! It’s not cute at all!” Shi Shi shouted, “And what’s going on with that look! I’ve never seen a mascot with such a sad look! How cute is this?

“No! You are wrong!” Jiang Cheng corrected,

“The core of comedy is usually tragedy!”

”

What you said has nothing to do with the mascot at all!!”

“Yeah, I got killed…” Ginshi with a wig covered his head and muttered.

“What did he mean when he said [killed]?! Could it be the corpse on his back?!”

Kondo crouched behind Xiaocheng’s butt, interrupted Shi Shi’s complaints and comforted: “Well, Shi Shi, In today’s era, it’s no longer possible to rely on straightforward cuteness! If you look closely, you may think Xiaocheng is disgusting, but…”

Before she finished speaking, Xiaocheng kicked her in the chin.

“What are you doing! You bastard!” Kondo said angrily, and rushed to the small town…

Seeing the mascot and the orangutan fighting, Jiang Cheng was also speechless.

“Speaking of mascots, I know a furry animal.” Jiang Cheng thought about it and said.

“Hey?! Really?!” Shi Shi was surprised, “Is it really an ordinary animal?!”

“Ah, it’s just an ordinary dog.” Jiang Cheng replied.

“That’s all it takes! If you have that, you don’t need this at all!”

“Souga, then you can wait for me for a while.” After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and left.

…

in ten minutes.

“I’m back,” Jiang Xiangxiang greeted the Shinsengumi who were waiting on the spot.

“Where’s the dog?” Fourteen asked.

“Ah, here.” After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, everyone realized that there was a madao lying on the ground with a collar behind Jiang Cheng, “I’m really sorry, that friend doesn’t seem to be at home, but I met this guy on the road. Said that he has experience in civil service work, so…”

“That’s just a useless uncle! How can I improve my image by relying on that!” Shi Shi cursed.

“No, maybe it used to be, but since he put on the collar, he has become the mascot of the Zhenxuan Group!” Jiang Cheng retorted, “So, please give him a chance! Every meal only needs a plate of dogs. The food is enough, it will definitely be easy to support!”

“Achu… woo woo…” Hasegawa ran to the phone booth to the side and called his wife who ran away from home, “I finally became a civil servant again! Working The matter has been resolved! When will you come back…”

“I haven’t decided yet, bastard!” Shi Shi shouted and rushed over and kicked Hasegawa over, “Are you in such a hurry to announce the good news to the family?! You It can’t be a mascot at all! Children will be scared away!”

“I think it’s a good match for the small town on the side,” Atong Jiang pouted, “If you form a combination, you can make a debut.”

“I can’t see it at all!!” Shi Shi frantically complained.

“I think it’s pretty good,” Zongwu put a plate of dog food in front of Hasegawa, “Eat it, you’ll be the madao number 13 of the Zhenxuan group from today! Your task is to eat up all the egg yolks in the bureau. Sauce!”

“Don’t decide for me, bastard!” Shi Shi cursed.

“In general, which of the two do you choose?” Jiang Cheng asked.

“If you can, I will…” said after a cigarette at fourteen.

[Don’t want to] Before the two words were spoken, Jiang Cheng took the lead and said: “Did you hear

it?! Both of you have been accepted! As expected of the vice-president of the true selection team!”

!” Fourteen said angrily.

“Yo Xi, you two will be colleagues from now on, let’s get along well.” Jiang Cheng said to Xiaocheng and madao, “Don’t hurt your peace because of mayonnaise.”

“Hey, Kagura-chan, that person I’m here to grab your job…” Yinshi turned his head and whispered to Kagura, who was sleeping soundly on the horse’s back.

“Huh?!” Kagura stood up instantly, kicked madao over, and then scolded while kicking, “The person who robbed me of my job cannot forgive Aru!!”

“Aru?” Fourteen finally realized that Xiaocheng is everything The three people in the house pretended to be.

“It turned out to be you!!!”

So…

“At 14:17, I will arrest you for the crime of obstructing official duties.” Kondo stood in front of the Master’s House and said in a deep voice, and immediately ordered the three to be handcuffed. And brought it on the bus that was rented for publicity.

“Hey? Is it true?” The trio of Masters House sat on the bus and looked at the handcuffs on their hands and still couldn’t react.

“Isn’t that the case? We didn’t do anything if we said it was obstructing the execution of official duties.”

At this time, Gintoki was only wearing shorts.

“Nonsense! Didn’t you destroy our parade?!” Shi Shi stood outside the car and cursed.

“Listen to me, Atong-chan asked us for this.” Yinshi went to the window and explained.

“Otherwise, we wouldn’t take the initiative to help you, Aru!” Kagura continued.

“Your help is only in our way!” Fourteen retorted.

“Because Atongjiang is going to be the director for a day today, so I secretly asked us to help!” Shin Baha explained.

“She’s a good child, so she hired us out of her own pocket for today.” Yin Shi said with emotion.

“Her mind has been trampled on by you!” Kagura shouted.

The next moment, Kondo opened the car door, pulled Kagura down, untied the handcuffs and sent it to Jiang Cheng, “I see, parents must educate their children well when they go back, thinking about the first offense…”

“You too Almost!” Shi Shi cursed and kicked Kondo over, “I saw all the actions of the two of you just now!”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about…” Kondo stood up and retorted.

“The coupon in your arms is exposed!” Shi Shi cursed.

“What coupons, these are just some promotional papers,” Kondo retorted without hesitation, and stuffed the coupons Jiang Cheng secretly stuffed into his clothes.

“Who believes it!!”

“Jiang Chengsang! Save me too! Jiang Chengsang!” Xin Baha hurriedly shouted.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng thought for a while, then walked up to Fourteen, and secretly stuffed a few coupons into Fourteen’s hands.

“Do you think I’m the same as Kondo-san?” Shi Shi hummed, UU reading www.sonicmtl.

com But the next moment, when Fourteen saw clearly what was in his hand…

“Yo Xi, you can also go down,” said Fourteen, opened the car door, put Xin Baji down, and sent In front of Jiang Cheng, “Adults should educate children well, and don’t let children make mistakes at this age.”

“You’re doing the same thing!” Yin Shi scolded, “Don’t they all take bribes in broad daylight?!”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, this is just a promotional page for today’s work.” Shi Shi disdainfully Said, “I’m still very tolerant towards children.”

“Stop deceiving people! I can see the [Free 3-Day Mayonnaise Soup Coupon] on the page!” Yin Shi roared, then looked at Jiang Cheng, “Hey, save me too! Aren’t we friends?!”

Jiang Cheng pretended not to hear.

“Hey! Don’t pretend you can’t hear me!” Yin Shi cursed.

“By the way, this is the only mascot left now, and there is no choice.” Kondo said, looking at Sogo who was feeding Madao 13.

“This is something that can’t be helped,” Jiang Cheng replied, but then he felt a disobedience. “By the way, where did Atongjiang go

?

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