Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 139

[Chapter 128: Okasan, the most selfless person in the world…]

“The 100 points I gave is not a simple 100 points,” Kagura said with a deep meaning on his face, holding his hands in his arms, “It’s just simple common sense. When you see a ball, you will think of another ball and a ball. A stick.”

“Hey, what kind of association is that?” Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, then rushed forward and smashed Yin Shi, “What did you bastard teach your niece? Common sense?!!”

“No one has instilled such common sense in her!” Yin Shi got up and retorted, “It’s better to ask that strange little girl directly! Who knows where she learned it from? This kind of common sense!”

“Calm down, Jiang Cheng-sang!” Xin Baha hurried up to the stage to block Jiang Cheng, “The game is still going on…”

…

“Hehehe…big brother…” One-eyed bald head The man touched his bald head and showed a shy expression, “My score is even higher than the big brother, hehe.”

“What’s the matter, your expression? Are you proud? Can you take a good look at yourself in the mirror? That face?!” The dark horse Shengnan scolded, and then wiped off his hair that was three or seven points, and said disdainfully, “Remember it for me! Except for the boss, the face value of the ditch rat group is also counted. Me!”

[You are too confident!

!

】 All the younger brothers roared in their hearts.

But it didn’t take long for the dark horse Katsuo to be speechless, because all of his oddly-shaped younger brothers scored higher than him…

“Shadow! Shady!” Dark horse Katsuo loudly expressed his dissatisfaction , “Those judges used their power for personal gain!”

“Big brother is not happy…”

“No wonder, he always thinks he is more handsome than us…”

“Even big brother has a hard time facing reality…”

“It’s just… ”

But don’t you think it’s very pitiful? Big brother…”

“That’s true…”

…

Finally, the younger brothers discussed the results, and at the same time looked at the dark horse Shengnan with unusually sympathetic eyes, and said at the same time: “Big brother! You will always be the most handsome in our minds!”

“You…” The dark horse Shengnan Just as I was about to be moved, I suddenly noticed the sympathy in the eyes of this group of younger brothers, “What’s the matter with the sympathy in your eyes?!!”

…

“Then, the next step is the second-tier selection, that is…” Yin Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by a loud voice from Kuroshio on the jury’s seat.

“Wait a minute, we are still discussing the questions for the second test.”

“Then wait a moment,” Yinshi nodded and looked at the four judges who were whispering. After two minutes, four A judge sat down again and gestured to Yinshi with his eyes.

Yin Shi walked forward knowingly, took the note from Kuang Shi Lang’s hand, “I didn’t expect it to be this exam question, but it was unexpected.”

Looking at the pretending to be mysterious Yin Shi, the people below also raised their hearts to their throats. Eye.

“That is: etiquette!” Yin Shi finally announced the topic of the second game, “As we all know, as a cowherd, etiquette is also a very important part! Behaviour and a smile are very important! However,

so many It is difficult for us to assess people one by one, so! We have selected the most basic etiquette assessment! That is how to use chopsticks!”

“I believe that everyone uses chopsticks in different ways. But! Don’t underestimate this. This is the most basic etiquette! You can tell a person’s conduct and character from the posture of using chopsticks!”

Yin Shi finished clapping his hands, and then dozens of tables were lifted up and placed in front of the contestants one by one. On each table is a plate of boiled beans and a pair of chopsticks.

“The next assessment is very simple. Use the chopsticks in front of you to eat the boiled beans in front of you! The jury will give you points based on your performance!” After Yinshi finished speaking, the group of contestants also started… Clip beans…

“It looks like a lot of situations. Some players like to pick up several beans at once, some like to pick one at a time, and some can pick up a single bean several times,” Yin Shi looked at the participants who were picking and eating the beans. The

contestant went on to say,

“It seems that the score will be greatly reduced this time. What are you doing with that horse-faced contestant? Why did you break the chopsticks? Are you angry because you can’t catch the beans?! Deductions!”

Just finished speaking , Yin Shi found that Okasan, who was on the jury’s seat, had walked down.

“Are Ocasan preparing to observe closely…” Ginshi murmured, but then Ocasan’s behavior shocked Ginshi, “No! Ocasan is correcting the posture of the players with chopsticks! What a shock! People are moved!”

“Just like your Okasan correcting your wrong way of using chopsticks when you were a child, using your own extremely standard movements to demonstrate, not letting go of any step, being gentle and careful, this is… …is a great mother’s love!” Yin Shi exaggeratedly wiped his tears, “Perfect score! Okasan full score!!”

“You…” The contestant who broke his chopsticks before looked at him and taught himself how to do it himself. Ocasan, who was using chopsticks, was also moved, “Thank you…”

“No, this is just Ocasan’s obligation. When the child does something wrong, is it not Ocasan’s responsibility? So, Thank you or something, but don’t say it. You just need to live your life full of energy…” Okasan said with a smile.

“Woooooo…”

All the contestants burst into tears.

Kuroshiro and Hachiro on the jury’s seat could not help but also sniffed, and they showed their scores: 100 points!

100 points for all staff!

!

“It seems that not only the contestants, but even the judges have been captured by Okasan!” Yin Shi announced loudly.

But at this touching stall, the dark horse Katsuo’s cell phone rang, and it was a message.

“Ah! Mel-chan, Mel-chan, she became a mother while I was away!!” After reading the message, Katsuo, the dark horse, froze in place.

“Wait! There seems to be nothing but a little situation at the scene!” Yin Shi was completely immersed in the identity of the host, “The maternity in the dark horse Shengnan player seems to have given birth! First of all, let’s congratulate the dark horse Shengnan player, starting today you He is a father! Use his job search success as a gift to a child who is new to this world? What an amazing father!”

“No! The father of the child is not me!” Katsuo Dark Horse shouted loudly.

“No…” Rao Shiyinshi was also a little shocked, but fortunately Yinshi responded quickly, “It seems that the family situation of the dark horse player is a bit complicated, but it can be seen that although he is not his biological father, he is still very nervous about himself. Child!”

“What nonsense are you talking about! Mel-chan is a dachshund!” The dark horse Katsuo scolded his neck.

“A Dachshund Starman?!” Gintoki was completely shocked, “Is this the so-called love that can transcend the astral world? It’s really touching.”

“It’s just an ordinary Dachshund! Now is not the time to talk about this! “Speaking, the dark horse Katsuo ran out without looking back, and the rest of the contestants followed.

“Abstain! All abstain! Although it’s a pity, no one passed the selection of Cowherd this time!” Yin Shi loudly announced the result of the competition.

“What the hell are we here for…” Xin Ba Hao spit out again, expressionlessly.

“Thank you so much

, where’s Jiang Chengsang?”

After the farce was over, Kuroshio walked over to Yin Shi and sincerely thanked him and asked.

At this time, Yin Shi realized that Jiang Cheng was gone, “Don’t worry, he may have gone back to playing games, after all, that man is already obsessed with games…”

“Is that so?” The game I bought from the employee just now, “He hasn’t got this yet…”

“Silver! Auntie she, Auntie she can’t find anywhere!”

“Hey? Where’s the toilet?” Xin Bazhu said.

Kagura shook his head, “Could it be that he was kidnapped by those people?”

“Mom!” Kuang Shilang shouted and rushed out.

The trio of the Master House: “Mom??!!”

…

The dark horse Katsuo and his subordinates didn’t have time to change their clothes, they were lying on the floor in a circle and looked at Mel-chan in the kennel made of cardboard boxes in front of them. with its four children.

“Big brother! Did you just see that puppy?!” a younger brother exclaimed excitedly, “It looks like a puppet!”

“It’s too loud!” The dark horse Shengnan smashed the younger brother with a fist and scolded , “Mel-chan is the most sensitive period right now !” “Oh oh oh

…” All the younger brothers exclaimed again, “What’s going on here?! Why did you give birth to another one?!!”

“Oh , UU reading www.sonicmtl.com Be calm!” Looking at the puppy just born in his little brother’s hand, the dark horse Katsuo said quickly.

“But… it seems to have died…” The younger brother said weakly, and then handed the puppy in his hand to the dark horse Shengnan, “Here you, big brother, I don’t know what to do!”

“I I don’t know!” The dark horse Shengnan was a little flustered, but the younger brothers around him all ran away.

But at this moment, Okasan came over and took the puppy from the dark horse Shengnan, and slapped the dark horse Shengnan.

“Why are you men nervous?! If you don’t cheer up, who will save this puppy!” Okasang scolded, “It’s not good for a man to have no courage at this time!!”

“Okassan! !” The younger brothers shouted in surprise.

“I’m sorry…” The dark horse Shengnan said quickly, touching his slapped face, but then suddenly reacted and looked at his younger brothers and cursed, “When did she become your Okasan!!”

“Please save Mel-chan’s child!!” All the gangsters knelt down and shouted.

“Listen to me, you bastards!” The dark horse Shengnan cursed with white eyes.

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