Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 138

[Chapter 127: In the eyes of parents, the child’s looks are full marks!]

“Then, I announce! The first Kabukicho [Takamura] Cowherd Trial has officially started!” Gintoki shouted while standing in front of the crowd holding a microphone.

The words closed, and the applause sounded.

“First of all, let’s invite our judges and interviewers!” Gintoki pointed to the four people sitting on the table next to him, “The first one is Kabukicho’s No. 1 Cowherd: Maduro-san! As the number one in Kabukicho Niulang, he is very strict~”

“Niulang, it is the profession I love with all my heart.” Kuangshilang, who was asked by Q, showed a warm smile and said hello to the crowd in front.

“The second one is Kabukicho’s No. 1 Cowboy Kuangshilang-sang’s sidekick and bodyguard: Hachiro! As a believer of No. 1 Cowboy, he is also the man who knows the way of the Cowboy best!” Yin Shi continued,

“No. Three, I would like to introduce this solemnly, this is the Okasan that everyone is familiar with! That is, the customer of our store! So, everyone must do your best to win the favor of Okasan, and let her give you more points! ”

The fourth place…” Saying that, Yinshi glanced at a girl sitting on the judge’s seat who was picking her nose, and decisively skipped the last judge’s introduction, “Above! This is the fourth judge in this selection.” One judge! By the way (by the way), this recruitment and selection competition adopts a points system, and each judge…”

“I won’t introduce it when it arrives?! You are a weak soul!!” Kagura directly from the judges seat When he rushed out and kicked the silver, he cursed.

“In short, that’s it! Job seekers, impress the judges in front of you with your fiery heart of a cowboy!” Yinshi, who was beaten to the ground, shouted with a microphone, “here we go!

” What are you here for?” Xin Bazhi in the crowd muttered in a low voice, holding up his glasses and expressionlessly.

“Don’t worry about it,” Jiang Cheng patted Xinba’s shoulder and pointed to the extremely happy Okasang who was smiling on the jury’s seat, “I’ve helped you a lot, you didn’t notice Okasang. Are you smiling very happily?”

“Masaka!” Xin Baha couldn’t help but feel a little moved, “Did Jiang Cheng-sang come up with this method in order to let Okasan and Hachiro get close contact?”

“No, it’s just fun…” Jiang Guo decided

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“Big Brother, what should I do in this situation?” A younger brother whispered to the dark horse Shengnan’s ear.

“How do I know! Idiot!” The dark horse Shengnan scolded, and then fiercely looked at Jiang Cheng who was watching the excitement, “Anyway, just fool around and end this farce quickly.”

“First of all, in the first round, Appearance!” Yin Shi continued to preside on the stage, “As we all know, a good appearance is the foundation of becoming a cowherd! The job seekers here don’t seem to have put on their job attire, but! We have long expected! In the changing room behind you, the formal clothes have been prepared, now please change your clothes first!”

“What a joke!” The dark horse Katsuo scolded impatiently, but as soon as he said it, he saw Jiang Cheng’s face beside him. He looked at himself kindly.

“I just wanted to ask where the fitting room is…” The dark horse Shengnan said with a reluctant smile after swallowing his saliva.

“It’s right behind you! Sa, go get ready!” After Yinshi finished speaking, under the leadership of the dark horse Shengnan, a group of gangsters from the ditch rat group walked into the fitting room.

“While a lot of job seekers are changing their clothes, we hand over the time to our judges. What do the judges think about the contestants who participated in the selection and recruitment of Cowherd today?”

“The Cowherd line is not as imagined. Simple, appearance is just a stepping stone in this industry, the most important thing is to use the rich inside to retain customers!” Kuroshio said with a smile.

“Do you understand? That is to say, a man with a good face is not 100% able to pass the test! Some men with embroidered pillows and straw hearts quit the competition as soon as possible!” Yin Shi’s words were directed at Jiang Cheng. of.

“I didn’t compete at all, you bastard!” Jiang Cheng was angry.

“Simply put, a guy who is just on the surface will never pass the test!” Yin Shi ignored Jiang Cheng’s complaints and continued.

“That’s probably what it means.” Kuroshio on the jury nodded and said.

“Yo Xi, I understand, then next, let’s listen to the second judge’s opinion, as a believer who has been with the first Cowherd for the longest time, I believe that in your heart you also have your own way of the Cowherd. Unique insights!” Gintoki said, turning his attention to Hachiro.

“Hey, it’s like this, as a friend who has followed Kuangshi Lang-sang for so long. Watching him grow step by step behind him, until he grows into the number one cowboy in Kabukicho. I have always seen the difficulties in this. In my eyes! Besides, I used to be a cowboy…”

Before Hachiro could finish speaking, Gintoki decisively interrupted Hachiro’s speech, “Anyway, you can understand when you see Hachiro’s appearance, that is to say, his appearance is different at all. What’s important, what’s important is what’s inside!”

“I haven’t finished speaking yet…” Hachiro replied weakly.

“The next one! It’s Okasan! As a woman over fifty years old, I believe she also has her own unique views on men!”

“Hello everyone,” Hachiro’s mother stood up and bowed slightly to everyone, ” Today, I was just elected as an ordinary Ocasan. My selection criteria are not that complicated. As an Ocasan, I just want to see everyone’s persistence in their dreams! On the road of your dreams, you don’t need to Don’t give up on Ocasan who is in the countryside, Ocasan has always been silently blessing you behind your back! So it doesn’t matter what you become, Ocasan, as long as you live full of energy, you will be satisfied!!”

At this time, only Jiang Cheng noticed that there was a mist in the eyes of Kurumi Lang beside Okasan…

“Moving! It’s so touching!” Yin Shi wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and then looked at The members of the ditch rat group in suits who just walked out of the changing room, “Sons! Impress Okasan with your iron-like dream-seeking heart!”

Although I wanted to scold the street, but The dark horse Shengnan still resisted and did not have an attack.

Instead, he raised his hand and shouted weakly, “Oh…”

The other members of the ditch rat group saw that the boss had done this, and they all followed suit…

“Then, the first round officially begins!” Ginshi just finished speaking and was kicked by Kagura.

“Why did you skip me again!! How can I fix it!! Are you underestimating me, Aru?!!”

…

Looking at the members of the ditch rat group wearing suits standing on the makeshift stage, Even Jiang Cheng felt a little disobedience.

“First of all, please ask the judges to score our first contestant, Dark Horse Shengnan!” After Yinshi shouted, the four people on the judges’ table showed their score cards one after another.

“Fifty points, fifty points, one hundred points, thirty-seven points.” Yin Shi murmured, “Except for Okasan who gave full marks, the rest all gave points below the pass line, I don’t know the dark horse. Do you have any opinion on this score? But looking at this disdainful expression, it should be that he doesn’t care about the result at all.”

“Well, let me interrupt a little,” Kurumi Lang said, raising his hand, “in fact, the appearance of this gentleman is The conditions are already very good, and the bad temperament of the gangster exudes from the inside out, which is also very attractive to some guests. However, the long toothpick in the mouth is really… In short, that’s it , if I remove the toothpick, I will add 10 more points.”

Hachiro on the side also nodded in agreement.

“I see,” Yinshi nodded, and then looked at Okasan who gave full marks, “Why did Okasan give full marks?”

“In Okasang’s eyes, the looks of children are full marks! “Okasan said seriously.

“Woohoo …” Yin Shi was moved, “That’s right, in the eyes of Okasan’s eyes, the appearance of his children is full!”

“Obaha … You …” Even the dark horse wins the man Inevitably a little moved.

“Yo Xi, then please invite the next contestant…”

Before he could finish speaking, Kagura rushed down and gave a blow.

“What do you mean by skipping me again?!” Kagura roared with white eyes, “Why don’t you listen to my opinion?!”

“Ah…you said…” Yin Shi wiped the blood from his forehead and said.

“The thirty-seven points I gave are not so simple as thirty-seven points.” Kagura clasped his hands with a proud look.

“Could it be! Is there a doorway here?!” Yin Shi pretended to be shocked, but then his tone changed, “But neither of us are interested, so what’s next…”

“Anyway, let me say it. It’s over, you bastard!” Kagura scolded angrily, then clasped his hands and said, “This thirty-seven points corresponds to that man’s hairstyle, Aru! In other words, it is the impression point! Anyone who sees his first The impression is all three or seven points, so I gave this score!”

“It doesn’t make any sense at all!” Yin Shi scolded, and then looked at the next contestant: bald, one-eyed, and the blind eye has A penetrating scar.

“I asked the judges to rate this contestant! But I always feel that this contestant will get a very low score…”

Saying that, Yinshi looked at the judges’ seat. The full score was 100 points, and Yinshi was instantly stunned. Forced, he wiped his eyes and wondered: “What’s the matter! Are my eyes valuing double shadows?! Treat 10 points as 100 points?!”

“No, this guy’s temperament is worth this score!” He shook his head, and then explained, “This gentleman looks fierce and infiltrative at first glance, but as a senior cowherd, I think, perhaps, he can become a completely different cowherd from the current one! It’s a revolution! A new kind of cowherd that is completely different from the existing cowherd standard!”

Hachiro also nodded in agreement.

“In Ocasan’s eyes, the child’s looks are full marks!” Ocasan said again.

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