Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 133

[Chapter 122: Keep quiet at the funeral, or you will be entangled by some strange things~]

Jiang Cheng watched helplessly as Yueyong finished the worship, then retreated calmly, and then sat down calmly.

“Hey!” Jiang Cheng shouted in a low voice, “Didn’t you find that the old man who was with Kagura-chan was subtly similar to the old man he saw on the way here?! No, it’s a little wrong to say that they are similar, accurate. It

‘s exactly the same thing!!”

“Huh?” Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng with an idiot look, “I don’t know what you’re talking about, it’s just an ordinary dead old man, referred to as [Dead Old Man] ”

No, that means two things at all!” Jiang Cheng was a little mad, “That is that, right? It is said that after death, the soul will cross the Santu River, but before that, if there is an unfulfilled wish It will remain in the world, that is the one!”

“What nonsense,” Yue Yong sighed, and then continued, “Old people have very subtle similarities, you will believe that kind of legend, Really.”

“That’s not similar at all! It’s exactly the same!” Jiang Cheng retorted.

Seeing Jiang Cheng’s frantic appearance, Yueyong felt helpless and chose to ignore it.

With the funeral underway, it was time for the family to speak.

I saw Quan Zang in the front slowly stood up, then took the microphone and faced the guests.

“My father likes the game of kicking the jar very much, and I used to play together when I was a child…” Jiang Cheng was not calm as soon as Quan Zang spoke, and the three words [kick the jar] kept echoing in Jiang Cheng’s mind.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was sweating and trembling slightly, Yueyong asked in a low voice, “Hey, are you feeling a little sick? Do you have a fever?”

“No, it’s nothing…”

Quan Zang in front held up the microphone He continued chattering without stopping: “He’s really a good father. In fact, I want to say that he works all day and doesn’t care about me… When I grew up, I often played with me and kicked the can.”

“Hey? Strange, in fact, it’s just that my father likes to play. In fact, my father is really like an old child. He always looks happy. Although I was always a little angry with him when I was a teenager, in fact, there are also Half of the envy…”

“Actually, growing up is really simple beyond imagination, but it is difficult to enjoy everything with a childlike innocence. In this regard, he is really a respectable father.” Speaking of this, Quan Zang sniffed, and two lines of tears fell.

“But there are still some things that make me regret…” Quan Zang shouted with tears in his eyes, “That dead old man actually sold all my jumps to a second-hand shop! He even bought a bunch of ergonomic DVDs! This really makes me super excited. Angry…”

“I’m sorry, I’m so excited… I’m so angry that I can’t hold back my tears…” Realizing that he was a little excited, Quan Zang quickly bowed to the guests present in apology.

“Woooooo… I’m so touched…” Jiang Cheng wrinkled his face, tears and snot flying.

“Your attitude has changed too quickly!” Yue Yong groaned.

“I just can’t stand the thought that my father can replace the old jump with an ergonomic DVD…” Jiang Cheng retorted with a sob.

“You’re moved in the wrong place!” Yue Yong roared with white eyes, but didn’t pay attention to the volume, and all the guests looked over.

“Private Marseille…” Yueyong apologized in a low voice.

“It’s okay, the person next to you looks really sad, we can understand…” the guests comforted, “but don’t be too sad, just use these tissues.

” With his own tissue, Jiang Cheng wiped away his tears, showing a look of gratitude, “Thank you…”

Yueyong was so speechless that she really wanted to stand up and retort loudly, but she looked at Jiang who smiled again. OK, and swallowed the words again.

Quan Zang glanced at Jiang Cheng with a look of gratitude on his face, and then went on to deliver his speech: “After saying so much, to sum up, he is a useless old man. There is such an old man. , so maybe he will turn into some kind of ghost or something to find everyone, and then please play with him once more…”

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng… he was blown up, and Jiang Cheng stood up directly. , rushed in front of Quan Zang, grabbed Quan Zang’s clothes, his eyes were bloodshot, and shouted loudly, “Hey! You bastard! What nonsense about ghosts and kicking jars! This kind of time should not be with a pious heart. Do you want your father to go to heaven?! Hurry up and say it again! Let me get rid of the ghost!”

“Hey? That’s just a joke.” Quan Zang was a little confused.

“Jokes should be divided into those that can be made and those that cannot be made! Do you think this kind of joke is suitable for such a serious occasion?!” Jiang Cheng roared, and then gasped heavily, “Hurry up and apologize! Cans apologize!”

“What the hell are you trying to do!” Yueyong stood up and raised her two kunai to the back of Jiang Cheng’s head, “Have you had enough trouble?!”

“No, Yueyue!” Jiang Cheng He turned his head and retorted, “This guy said this at the funeral to be completely disrespectful to the deceased!”

“It’s disrespect for you to make a fuss like this!” Yue Yong retorted with white eyes.

Jiang Cheng just wanted to defend himself when he saw Quan Zang’s father grinning at him on the posthumous photo, and that face was saying “I’m very interested in your kid”…

“I’m so sorry!!” Jiang Cheng In an instant, he knelt down in front of the portrait and used his dantian to make a sound.

“There’s no need to be so grand,” Quan Zang hurriedly lowered his body to help Jiang Cheng, but whether Quan Zang pulled or kicked, Jiang Cheng didn’t move, and upon seeing this, Quan Zang could only shout at the guests, “Anyway, today’s funeral That’s it…”

At this time, Kagura, who was kicking the can with the old man, kicked the can as he wished

…

After the funeral was over, Jiang Cheng remained kneeling for a long time without raising his head, but if you look closely, you will find that Jiang Cheng’s entire face has turned black, and Jiang Cheng’s clothes have been soaked with cold sweat.

“Hey, it’s almost all right, such a dead old man.” Quan Zang persuaded in a low voice, and then showed a look of gratitude, “You, who have never met him before, didn’t expect to be so sorry for his passing, I believe my father He will be very happy if he knows it.”

“What do you mean?” Jiang Cheng raised his head mechanically, sweating profusely, and continued to ask intermittently, “Does this mean that this old man is interested in me even in hell?”

“Huh?” Quan Zang let out a doubt, and then smiled softly, “Almost there.”

… Jiang Cheng lost his brilliance.

“Hey? I feel like the master smiled.” Xiao Yuan suddenly said as he looked at Quanzo’s father lying in Chun’s coffin.

“How could it be? He just has this smiling face all the time…” Quanzo said casually.

…Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes …

… on the

way back.

“Little uncle~ is your participation in the funeral over yet?” Kagura shouted at Jiang Cheng and Yueyong, who were lost.

“Yeah.” Yue Yong nodded.

“What’s wrong with Jiang Chengsang?” Xin Bazhu pointed at Jiang Cheng who was beside Yueyong, who had lost his lustre and looked unlovable, “Why does he look like a loveless expression.”

“This…” Yueyong didn’t know how to answer, “It’s always the result of this idiot’s own brainstorming.”

“Well, Kagura-chan…” Jiang Cheng raised his head and asked intermittently, “Well, with you guys. Where did the old man who played with kicking the cans go…”

“Missing Aru!” Kagura replied, and then showed a proud face, “I kicked the cans! In other words, I won!!”

“Is that so…disappeared…” After speaking, Jiang Cheng asked again intermittently, “Well, did you have any features before disappearing…such as the smile on the corner of the mouth and it became translucent…”

“Hey? Kagura put his finger on his chin, and after thinking for a while, he replied, “I didn’t pay attention to Alu, but it seems that Alu disappeared after kicking the can!”

“Ah, so…” Jiang Cheng showed a reluctant expression. Smiling, and then walking forward.

“Is it really okay for Jiang Chengsang?” Xin Baha murmured while looking at Jiang Cheng’s lost back, “What is it that makes Jiang Chengsang look like this…”

“Little uncle, I think Eat BBQ Aru!” Kagura shouted at Jiang Cheng who was slowly leaving.

“Hey! Kagura-chan is right, since the dead old woman no longer treats guests, isn’t it the same to let Jiang Cheng treat guests?!” Yin Shi, who was on the side, said excitedly, and then directly caught up with Jiang Cheng, who was familiar with the general. He put his arm on Jiang Cheng’s shoulder.

“Hey, did you hear? Your lovely niece said that she wants to eat barbecue. As an uncle, you will definitely satisfy your niece’s wish, right?”

“Ah, sorry,” Jiang Cheng raised his head and pulled the corner of his mouth reluctantly. , “I’m really not in the mood today, next time… Next time I will definitely treat you…”

“Why is your face so white? Lips too,” Yin Shi murmured while looking at Jiang Cheng’s face, “You won’t Did something strange happen? Could it be entangled by a ghost or something?”

“What are you talking about!” Jiang Cheng froze instantly and threw Yin Shi over his shoulder, “How could it be! Such a thing! Do you think I’m as afraid of that kind of thing as you?!!”

“My waist is about to break…” Yin Shi slowly got up and rubbed his waist and complained, “It’s just a joke. “…”

“There must be a limit to joking! It is necessary to distinguish between what jokes can be made and what cannot be made!!” Jiang Cheng roared, staring at two big bloodshot eyes.

“I know, I know.” Yin Shi quickly waved his hand and said.

“That, does it really matter? That state.” Shinba murmured beside him.

“Probably…” Yueyong replied.

…

After saying goodbye to Kagura and the others, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong continued to walk towards Yoshihara.

“Little brother over there, do you want to come and kick the jar…”

After hearing this voice, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong looked over.

Seeing that smiling old man who looked exactly like Quan Zang’s deceased father, stepping on a jar, Jiang Cheng was about to collapse.

[That, if, I mean, what happens if your dad turns into a ghost and finds someone to play jar kicking, but that person refuses?

】

Jiang Cheng used the hand speed he had acquired by playing fps games to send a message to Quan Zang in just 0.1 seconds.

drip.

Quan Zang quickly replied to the message: [It may haunt that person for a lifetime~]

After Jiang Cheng read it, his whole person was not well… The phone also fell to the ground.

[…Just kidding, how could such a thing happen.

】At this time, the message of Quanzang was sent again, but Jiang Cheng could no longer notice it…

“The little brother and the beautiful woman over there, are you interested in playing a game of jars with this old man?” Dad continued to shout, and then said to himself, “But it looks like you two are very familiar~ It looks like you met at a certain funeral~”

Jiang Cheng: “…”

Yueyong: “…”

” Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” Jiang Cheng’s scream…

(End of kicking the jar!)

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