Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 124

[Chapter 114: No matter what industry competition is very fierce!]

“Actually, I understand that uncle’s mood very well,” Jiang Cheng shook his head and continued, “Think about it carefully, if it were you, if you had your own family and a daughter in the future, but !”

Jiang Cheng’s voice increased a bit, “How did you feel when your kawaii daughter brought a punk with holes all over her body one day to announce her love?! The punk with holes all over her body. How do you feel when you call your father or mother?!”

“Kill him!!” Gintoki and Hasegawa were the first to speak out.

By the way, the imaginary children of these two people are a certain female anchor who is homophonic with chrysanthemum, and the other is his wife who has left home.

Jiang Cheng nodded after hearing the two’s answers.

“It’s too exciting!” Ah Liang spit out with white eyes.

“It makes sense,” A Miao nodded and showed a smile, “It’s really too much to kill something.”

“That’s right.” A Liang nodded.

“Since he likes holes so much, wouldn’t it be good to poke him a bigger hole?” A Miao continued with a smile, “Wouldn’t it be nice to put it on the street as a trash can? It can also contribute to society. ”

“You’re about the same as them!!” A Liang said frantically, and then his tone changed, and he said bitterly, “At this time, you should educate your children to talk to them!”

“No, it’s not right to leave the heart-to-heart with the child to the mother at this time!” Kondo, who did not know when to come, stood in front of the crowd holding his hands, “Compared with the mother, the relationship between the adolescent daughter and the father is more important. It’s better. So, leave it to my father at this time! Miss A Miao!”

“Yah! Orangutan!!” A Miao shouted while throwing a straight punch, or a collapsing punch, right in the middle of Kondo’s face. The latter, like a cannonball, flew straight out and fell into among the walls.

“Ah, it’s really dangerous. I’ve been seeing wild gorillas for no reason recently. The world is not peaceful.” A Miao patted her chest and sighed.

“This is not fair!” A Liang shouted, “And it’s not a gorilla, it’s Kondo-san!”

Amy didn’t listen at all.

At this moment, the excited voice of the waiter came from the deck of Songpinggong and Ayin not far away.

“Please serve five bottles of Champagne King!”

After that, everyone sighed when they looked at the booth of Ayin with the champagne tower.

“What a waste, all the wine spilled out.” Yin Shi stared at the spilled wine and sighed.

“How to drink in a nightclub.” A Miao explained.

Looking at Matsudaira standing on the table holding the bottle blowing and the little girls around the table cheering for him, A Liang was a little discouraged, “Five bottles in one breath, there is no chance of winning now.”

“Odds? Do you want to win him?” Yin Shi leaned on the sofa nonchalantly, “Don’t worry, just give me an 8:2 water to shochu, and give this idiot a bottle of Chinese Erguotou, we’ll definitely drink it are higher than them!”

“It’s not like this, who wants to conduct such a sad test…” Hasegawa quickly replied.

“Isn’t this? Could it be compared to the amount of alcohol?” Yin Shi wondered, and then smiled lightly, “Then don’t worry, Jiang Cheng can drink an army alone! He will never lose. !”

“Hey? Is Jiang Chengsang drinking so well?” A Miao exclaimed.

“Yeah,” Yin Shi nodded, “but you can only drink Chinese liquor, and the rest of the wine will get you drunk.”

“What kind of setting is this!” A Liang complained.

“Where did that idiot go?” At this time, Yin Shi realized that Jiang Cheng was missing again.

“Where are you looking…” A Liang pointed to Jiang Cheng who had mixed into A Yin’s booth. At this time, Jiang Cheng was changing cups with Songping bus cups, standing on the table and drinking wine.

Rewind the time, three minutes ago.

“Uncle, what a coincidence.” Jiang Cheng greeted Song Pinggong who was drinking on the table.

“Oh, it’s you boy!” Song Pinggong remembered now, “What an adventure! Thank you for your help last time. In order to express my gratitude, I will treat you today! You can drink whatever you want!”

“Hey?! Really?!” Jiang Cheng couldn’t believe it.

“Of course it’s true!” Song Pinggong continued, “But you can only shoot at wine. If you shoot at my lovely babies, I won’t forgive you lightly~”

The above is the whole process. Of course, Ayin strongly opposed it in the middle, but the rest of the girls agreed unanimously, and Ayin had no choice but to agree.

“Hey, he’s fully integrated into it!” Hasegawa reminded, “I’m already having fun!”

“That traitor!” Yin Shi said angrily, “You didn’t even bring me with you!!”

“Isn’t this! Is this the only thing you’re angry with?! The reason why you’re angry is because you didn’t bring you?!” A Liang started the frantic complaining mode.

“Then, let’s go too! Just pretend to be an acquaintance and get in there to drink! No problem!” Gintoki stood up with a solemn expression, “Little guys! Follow me!”

Yin Shi didn’t notice that A Miao’s face was getting darker and darker, and the result was…

Jiang Cheng sat down on A Miao’s booth again, but with a slight difference, there was still half a wine bottle on the back of Jiang Cheng’s head that had not been pulled out. As for who smashed it, there was absolutely no need to know.

Yin Shi, who was on the side, had been knocked out, and there was absolutely no need to know who beat him.

“Yeah, who was so careless and smashed the wine bottle on someone else’s head.” Jiang Cheng sighed, and pulled out the wine bottle from the back of his head, and the blood spurted out instantly.

“That’s not it! You’re spewing blood behind you!” Ah Liang roared.

“Is this?” Jiang Cheng looked indifferent, then took out two Band-Aids from his arms and put them directly on the back of his head, “Isn’t this all right?”

“Is it really possible? It looks so serious…” A Liang looked at the back of Jiang Cheng’s head, who had stopped bleeding, in disbelief.

“Isn’t it normal in the animation?” Jiang Cheng glanced at A Liang, “No matter what injury you put on a Band-Aid, it’s just like nothing.”

“That’s what I said… But does it really matter? Don’t you need to go to the hospital for a CT or something?”

“It doesn’t matter,” Jiang Cheng waved his hands, his face indifferent, “at least I still have some confidence in the hardness of my head. After all, Yinshi and I have undergone very severe training.”

“Exercise?” A Liang asked in confusion.

“Don’t you know?” Jiang Cheng was a little helpless, “Then let me demonstrate it for you.”

With that said, Jiang Cheng stood up and looked for a suitable victim beside him. When he saw Hasegawa, his eyes lit up, and he came behind Hasegawa in an instant, and stretched out his hand, “Look at it~”

After a crisp knock, Ah Ryo stopped thinking when he saw Hasegawa who had sunk to the floor with only one head left and fainted.

“In short, it’s this kind of exercise. From childhood to adulthood, Yinshi and I have gone through countless times.” Jiang Chengyu said earnestly.

“This isn’t even an exercise at all! It’s just being beaten, right!” Ah Liang retorted with his veins bursting.

Jiang Cheng’s face was indifferent, as if he couldn’t hear A Liang’s words at all, he dug out the fainted Hasegawa on his own.

and put it on the sofa.

“I really can’t drink enough, so I’m already drunk.” Jiang Cheng sighed.

“Hey, you are really annoying! Have you forgotten what happened a few seconds ago?!” A Liang roared, and then looked at A Miao with an embarrassed look on his face, “A Miao, in the end? What should we do? Don’t say victory, two players on our side have been killed!”

“Victory? What kind of victory?” Jiang Cheng wondered.

Later, after A Liang’s explanation, Jiang Chengcai finally understood.

“So it is, so it is so, no matter what industry competition is very fierce,” Jiang Cheng nodded with his hands in his hands, and then looked at A Miao with an apologetic face, “I’m really sorry, if it’s normal, it’s fine. Help you, but this month’s wallet is indeed a little stretched. Yueyue is very tight on my money. But!”

“But?” Ah Liang said.

“Isn’t it just about work? It’s not a big deal,” Jiang Cheng waved his hand, “I really can’t go to Yoshihara. Yueyue has been complaining that Baihua has too much work and there are no new people. But I I believe that A Miao’s words will definitely be able to complete Baihua’s work well. UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com ”

“Baihua? What is that?”

“Women’s guardian angels and other jobs, dealing with entangled men and other jobs.” Jiang Cheng explained.

“Hey? Is there still such a job?!” A Liang couldn’t believe it.

“Of course, I believe that with A Miao’s ability, she will be able to complete the task perfectly.” Jiang Cheng glanced at the still fainting Yin Shi, nodded and continued.

“Although it’s a bit presumptuous, but dealing with some entangled men specifically refers to those jobs?” A Liang continued to ask.

“Cut off the limbs or cut off the lifeblood, etc. To be honest, I don’t know too much. After all, it was Yueyue who dealt with it all the time.” Jiang Cheng took out his ears and looked casual.

“This is not the right way to deal with it!”

“That’s right!” Kondo, who didn’t know when to dig herself out of the wall, appeared in front of A Miao again, holding her hands and nodding, “I wouldn’t agree with Miss A Miao going to work in that kind of place! No husband would allow his wife to work in that kind of place!”

“Yeah! Orangutan!” A Miao exclaimed and punched again.

Looking at Kondo who was beaten down, and A Miao who was still throwing a fist at Kondo’s face, Jiang Cheng said to A Liang, “Look, it’s very suitable, right?”

“Ah… yeah…”

…

“Miss A Miao, stop beating…” Kondo said with a full face.

“Yeah! The orangutan has spoken!” A Miao was so frightened that she pushed back a few steps. Just when Kondo thought A Miao was about to stop, A Miao posed and rushed over again.

“This planet belongs to humans!” A Miao stepped on Kondo’s stomach with a Vajra leg…

“Ah ah ah ah ah–!!!”