Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 120

[Chapter 110 : I really can’t think of a title that just fits!]

“Dingchun, be nice, it doesn’t hurt at all. Don’t shake it.” Jiang Cheng glanced at the sturdy Dingchun who was tied, and comforted at the same time.

“Yo Xi, all right, let’s go!” Jiang Cheng gestured OK at the three helicopters on Dingchun’s head.

“This stance is a bit too big!” Xin Ba Hao complained aside.

“No way, if you walk over, you will be of this size, it will definitely cause a lot of damage to the street. If you use a helicopter, you can reduce some damage. In addition, tell the natural roll who is drinking below, don’t pay for the reconstruction of the house this time. I borrow it.” Said, Jiang Cheng once again looked at Dingchun, who had successfully launched into the sky.

“Yeah~ Dingchun, we are flying~” Kagura was still sitting on top of Dingchun’s head.

“Wang!”

“Hey! Why did you go up! It’s really dangerous!” Jiang Cheng shouted.

“It doesn’t matter, Aru, Dingchun will be very obedient.” Kagura touched Dingchun’s dog’s head, and then took out a sunglasses and put it on from nowhere, “Let’s go!!”

…

Yoshihara.

“Thank you so much. Fortunately, Jiang Chengsang’s help. Otherwise, let Dingchun stay in Kabukicho. I don’t know how serious it will be.”

After finishing speaking, Shinhachi looked at Dingchun and Kagura, who were playing in the open space in Yoshihara, as well as a group of wandering girls.

“I didn’t expect Dingchun to be unexpectedly popular,” Jiang Cheng said with emotion. “Actually, thanks to Yueyong’s expansion plan for Yoshihara, otherwise, in the case of Yoshihara before, we would definitely not be able to find such a large space for Dingchun.”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, “Remember to tell that natural scroll, the rent for this land is 100,000 yuan per month, remember to hand it over to me.”

“One hundred thousand!!”

“Don’t be so surprised, this is already the price of friendship among the price of friendship,” Jiang Cheng said helplessly, “Do you think it’s easy to expand such a large area underground like Yoshihara? 300 million. We were planning to build a large store dedicated to selling games.”

“No need! Why do you want to build a store dedicated to selling games in Yoshihara! Isn’t it for your own selfish desires in the end?!” Shinba shouted, and then took another look at the current Yoshihara, “But, it’s really different. Well, since Jiang Chengsang came to Yoshihara, now Yoshihara is more like a small city! Large shopping plazas, restaurants, so many clothing stores, and even an amusement park! It’s incredible!”

Jiang Chengyang raised the corner of his mouth, although he tried his best to hide it, but he couldn’t hide the pride on his face, “Of course! Unlike someone, no matter what position I am, I will work hard! Don’t Underestimate these stores, the combined GDP contributed by them has surpassed those of Yoshihara’s travel girls.”

“Hey?! Is it so tall?!”

“Of course!” Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, “Although Yoshihara made a lot of money in the past, the business model was too simple! Although the income of those wandering girls was high, the money went to Feng Feng. In the hands of Boss Xian, the wandering girls at the bottom are still poor, and the money goes from the guests to the wandering girls and finally into Feng Xian’s wallet. Not only is it single, but the wandering girls lack enthusiasm for work! But now it’s different!”

After a pause, Jiang Cheng looked at the wandering girls who were playing with the giant Dingchun, “Now the system of personal income tax and distribution according to work is adopted! The wandering girls only need to pay 5% every month. To 10% of the personal income tax, the rest of the income is theirs! They are all high-income groups in the true sense now! In order to make their money flow again, they have built all kinds of stores!”

“It’s incredible! Never thought that Jiang Chengsang would have such a business acumen!” Xin Baha praised.

“Of course! Now the travel girls don’t just work in the store! They can be in any occasion! In the Ferris wheel,

Work can be done in bookstores or even in shopping malls!

”

“Work means…” Xin Baji murmured as he adjusted his glasses.

“Of course it’s the work of the travel girl!”

“Hey, I can’t imagine it at all! I almost thought Yoshihara had changed! I can’t believe that there is no change at all! It’s still the same as the original business of flesh and blood! It’s just a few new scenes!” Shinpachi Haw groaned wildly.

“What nonsense, isn’t that normal?” Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Ba Haw with an idiot look, “They can only do those things, even if they find a new job for them, they won’t be able to learn. Come on, these wandering girls were all sold when they were very young, except for what the wandering girls learned, the rest will not be known.”

“That’s right. But for now, this is the limit that can be done for them. Of course, the girls who are unwilling to receive guests are also properly accommodated.” Yueyong, who just arrived, explained.

“That’s right, but that’s what I said. The wandering girls I see now always have smiling faces. Maybe this is the biggest change.” Xin Bazhu replied.

…

Downstairs of the Master House, there is a small shop.

“It’s finally resolved, and the reporters have all gone back.” Yin Shi breathed a sigh of relief, “Then let’s have a drink to celebrate!”

“Drink up! Why do you look like you’ll solve the problem yourself! Don’t you let Jiang Chengjun wipe his ass in the end?!” Granny Dengshi’s spittle almost flew to Yin Shi’s face.

“What about the toys and snacks around Xiao Dingchun that were originally prepared! What does it mean to take the deity away before it’s ready to sell!” Catherine roared.

“Who allowed you to use the image of Dingchun! Pay me the licensing fee, you bastard!” Yin Shi shouted at Catherine.

“Before that, spit out the rent you owe, you bastard!” Catherine retorted without hesitation.

“Hey, that’s my line!” Granny Denshi shouted.

Just as the three of them were arguing, a strange woman’s voice interrupted their quarrel.

“Excuse me, is the owner of the giant dog here?”

“Ah, this silver curly hair is,” Granny Denshi said, looking at the visitor.

“Hey? Looking for me? What’s the matter?” Gintoki turned his head and saw two young women in witch costumes, “Are you cos Kikyo?”

“No!” A Yin retorted, “We are real witches!”

Yin Shi was about to say something else when he saw a dog that was as small as the size of his own slap and looked like Dingchun running to his very few, and rubbed his shoes very excitedly, “What is this?! Dingchun Spring?! Little Dingchun?!”

“Ha, it’s really rare~ Xiao Komako actually gets close to people other than us.” Ayin said casually, and then her tone changed, “Now let’s introduce it formally. It’s the first time we met with you, we are beautiful witch sisters, Ayin. with Baiyin.”

Baiyin on the side blew a clarinet.

“That giant dog was kept at the son’s house by the little girl.” A Yin continued, “It’s also our fault that it has become like this, but at least let us help it restore its original shape. Before that, ask, Where is that huge dog now? Serious things will happen if you leave it alone!”

“Seriously? Are you referring to appetite?” Gintoki nodded, “That’s right, after all, as you get so big, you will eat a little more, so please pay a little for the food! please!”

“It’s not that one!” A Yin replied loudly, “In short, let it return to its original state before it awakens to its final form! Otherwise…”

“The final form?” Yin Shi was a little puzzled, “Can it continue to grow bigger?! Now this situation can no longer be fed, if it is bigger, wouldn’t it…”

Imagining the scene where a bag of dog food was not enough for Dingchun to get stuck between his teeth, Yinshi panicked completely, “Then don’t hurry up! If it gets bigger, it will happen! I’ll take you there! I’m sure there is a way to restore Dingchun to its original state. size?!”

Saying that, Gintoki has already walked out the door.

…

Yoshihara gate.

“Hey, aren’t you kidding? You put Komago in such a place?!” Ayin said speechlessly, “Or are you just here to play?! Time is running out! If Komago gets any more stimulation, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com I can’t imagine the consequences!”

“Don’t worry, even the shogunate wouldn’t dare to break into a place like this, it’s the least noticeable thing to put it in such a place.” Yin Shi waved his hand very casually, and then led Ayin and Baiyin. The sisters walked into Yoshihara, “By the way, what is the final form of Dingchun? Will it become very big? Like a mountain? Finally, I feel a little bit like the protagonist. Sure enough, the protagonist should be different. .”

“It’s not like that!” A Yin was really a little angry, and then slowly explained, “The cave that is known as the Dragon Cave is the spouting cave of the earth, and the God of Koma protects the largest cave in it – the Yellow Dragon Gate. God’s son.”

(Note: [Yellow Dragon Gate] and [Anal Flow Gate] have the same pronunciation in Japanese)

“I see. Sure enough, Dingchun is the reason why our family never gets hemorrhoids? It seems that we really need to reward Dingchun. It’s really hard to protect everyone’s anus.” Yin Shi nodded and continued. .

“Can you not misinterpret my words! Homophonic stalks will deduct money in China! You are so weak!” A Yin cursed angrily, and then explained again, “We are the witches who have guarded the temple’s Yellow Dragon Gate from generation to generation, but God People drove us away, and built a flight terminal on the Yellow Dragon Gate. That is, the cosmic terminal. Because of this, we lost our jobs and had no life, so we had to abandon the Son of God.”

“Abandoning the Son of God for life?!”

“No way! I don’t have any money!” A Yin retorted loudly.

“But why did it suddenly become like that?” Gintoki continued.

“Komagami is a docile animal, but once the power is released, it will transform into a terrifying beast god.” Baiyin, who followed Ain, explained aloud.