Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 112

[Chapter 102: Anyway, this one point of the natural volume can’t be saved…]

Looking at her conspicuous clothes that looked like cow skin, Xin Baha pushed her glasses that didn’t exist, raised her face that didn’t exist, and made a sound that didn’t exist.

“I agree more with Jiang Chengsang’s words, what’s the secret! The colors are too rich! Do you think the performance is?!” Pulling on his clothes, Xin Ba Ha pointed at the three people beside him and complained.

The clothes that Little Ape chose for the four… In general, it’s hard to say…

Except for the new Bajaw’s Dutch cow suit.

Yin Shi is all white, with a white scarf.

Kagura is dressed in red with a red scarf.

Gui is dressed in bright yellow, with a yellow scarf.

Jiang Cheng, who was watching by these few people, was about to suffer from embarrassment. Those who didn’t know it thought it was a holster borrowed from the crew next door, and they forgot to borrow a hood.

“No, it’s just to distinguish you.” Little Ape replied, “I look similar to everyone except Yin Sang.”

“Do you think we are the passers-by in the comics?!” Shinpachi shouted.

“Ah~ Yinsang~ the scarf is crooked~” The little ape with honey juice blushed fiddling with the rope around the neck of the little stone lion, “It’s really sloppy, it seems that I can’t do without me every day~”

“It’s you who’s messing around!” Yin Shi shouted.

“In the end, you still can’t tell anyone apart?! Put on my glasses!” Xin Baha also complained loudly.

“Kagura-chan, you’d better take off that outfit quickly, it will smell like natto, the kind that can’t be washed off.” Jiang Cheng reminded casually.

“No!” Xiao Yuan retorted, “It’s made now! There’s no natto smell at all!”

“No, everything from your hands has a kind of natto stench. I can smell the natto stench on your body from halfway across Edo.” Jiang Cheng pinched his nose and replied.

“It’s useless to be tempted by me~ My heart and body belong to Yinsang!” Little Ape chuckled, proudly announcing this false fact that only he himself admits.

“Who would be tempted by a flat-chested girl like you who smells like natto three hundred and sixty-five days a year! Are you looking down on me?!” Jiang Cheng roared, the veins on his face burst out.

“Who are you calling a flat-chested girl! Show me the live-action movie, Soul Dan!”

“Stop talking about this,” Jiang Cheng finally sighed and turned his face away, persuading Kagura, “Take that off, and then my uncle will take you to eat barbecue.”

“Hey? Yakiniku!” Kagura got excited when he heard it.

“Barbecue, I haven’t eaten it for a long time~” Xin Baha also nodded with a look of yearning.

“You can come together if you want~” Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

“Is it really possible?!” Shin Baha asked in surprise.

“Of course, I’m different from some stingy people.” Jiang Cheng continued casually.

“Hey, who are you calling a stingy person! I’m just poor! There’s nothing you can do about poverty! It’s the same as the sex of the child born! It can’t be changed!” Yin Shi was not happy when he heard it, and shouted loudly.

“You’re just being lazy!” Jiang Cheng retorted, “Also… as far as the current method is concerned, things like gender have also changed! It’s also a matter of cutting off the balls and sticks and putting on two balls. It’s not difficult!!!”

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng’s tone changed, and he said bitterly: “Of course, if you want to completely change yourself in Yinshi, I can introduce you to a good doctor, and by the way, I will give you the whole thing, and I will make sure you will. Become Yoshihara’s top brand! As for the stage name, I’ve decided for you, it’s called [Doctor Cut Stick]!”

None of the people present noticed that Little Ape’s face was getting darker and darker…

“What [Doctor Cut Stick] ah! What do you want me to do?! Such a doctor can’t recruit customers at all! Hearing this title, the customers will be scared away!” Yin Shi retorted while pulling his neck.

“Hey? Don’t you like it?” Jiang Cheng wondered, then closed his eyes and thought for a long time, “Why don’t we call it [Doctor Picking Maru] or [Doctor Loading Ball]? But I don’t think the first stage name sounds as good~ ”

“No, I think it’s better to call it [beep–] [beep–] [beep–] [beep–] [beep–] doctor.” Gui Yi suggested earnestly, and then looked at Yin Shi with encouraging eyes. , “Don’t worry, I will definitely promote it to you.”

“Give me death!” Saying that, Yin Shi threw Gui.

“That kind of thing… is absolutely not allowed…” Little Ape lowered his head and said with a black face, gritted his teeth.

Then he raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng fiercely, “How could that kind of thing be allowed! Yinsang him! How could he do that kind of thing!”

Saying that, Xiao Yuan jumped up and rushed towards Jiang Cheng, “Even if you want to do that kind of thing, can you cut off the [beep-] and [beep-] of the silver mulberry and put them on for me! At that time, I will I’ll be visiting often!”

“Did you think of this?!” Yin Shi pulled out his wooden knife and stopped Xiao Yuan and scolded. Looking at Xiao Yuan who was beaten with a subtle expression, Yin Shi was really completely defeated. He turned his head and asked Jiang Cheng, “I don’t care about gender, but! Can that doctor transform me into straight, refreshing hair!”

“That’s impossible, there’s no way to save it.” Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation, “I advise you to give up.”

Kagura, Shinba Haw, and Gui on the side held their hands and nodded at the same time.

“That’s impossible, Aru. Even the most skilled doctor can’t make such excessive demands, Aru!”

Hearing Kagura’s words, Xin Ba Hao and Gui nodded while holding hands, and said at the same time, “Soso, mother force mother force.”

“Even the gender can be changed, is it so difficult to transform a straight straight hair?!” Yin Shi scolded.

“Don’t worry about it so much, hurry up if you want to eat barbecue, you two.” Jiang Cheng reminded Xin Ba Haw and Kagura who were on the side, and turned around to prepare to leave this place of right and wrong.

“That’s great!” Kagura and Shinpachi cheered, ready to turn around and follow.

“Then me too…” Yin Shi said and turned around to follow.

“You die for me.” Jiang Cheng said without hesitation.

“Well, don’t be so stingy~ Aren’t we friends?” Yin Shirai put his arm on Jiang Cheng’s shoulder, brushing the lower limit that he no longer existed for a barbecue.

“Hey!” Just as the four of them were about to leave, Gui shouted and stopped the four of them.

“That’s right, have you even forgotten your original purpose?! How can you become a qualified ninja with such an attitude!” Little Ape stood up and said solemnly with his arms in his arms.

At this time, Little Ape thought that Gui was going to reprimand these people, and nodded gratified.

“Can you take me with you?” Gui continued.

“That’s not it!” Guixiu arrived at Little Ape, “Isn’t your purpose to sneak in and rescue your comrades?! Your comrades would cry if they knew you looked like this! They would definitely be sad!”

“Soga! Our purpose is to save Elizabeth!” Gui Duan patted his hand, “When did we forget this purpose? This time the enemy is so powerful that it can actually affect our memory!”

“That’s not the reason! You haven’t seen the enemy at all! You just simply forgot!” Little Ape shouted.

“But it’s amazing, Monkey King,” Gui nodded and continued, “It turns out that only your memory has not been affected. Is this the real ninja? It’s really unexpected and reliable.”

As he said that, Gui turned around and walked towards the Jiang Cheng group on the other side, who were about to leave. “Then, Monkey Ape, the task of saving Elizabeth is entirely entrusted to you! Please!” After speaking, Gui returned I wiped the saliva from the corners of my mouth, that is the yearning for barbecue!

“Don’t worry! Leave it all to me…” Xiao Yuan smiled and waved his hand and replied, “… I am tall! It has nothing to do with me! Don’t you want me to teach you the secrets of ninjas?! It’s not you. Are you going to save your comrade?! In the end, how did you become me alone to save your comrade?! Find out the situation for me, Soul Dan! Also, didn’t you just call me Little Ape?!”

Saying that, Little Ape got up and jumped up and threw a few kunai.

Not only the recent Gui, but even Jiang Cheng, who was about to go far, also caught the move. Of course, Jiang Cheng’s reaction speed was still very fast, and at that moment he held up his umbrella, UU reading www.sonicmtl. com to block all the kunai for himself and Kagura.

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Everyone gathered in front of the shrine again. Except for Jiang Cheng and Kagura, everyone else had several kunai stabbed on their bodies. The worst was Kane, who was still lying on the ground. The whole back was covered with kunai.

“Do you really want to rescue your companions? If you still have this attitude, I won’t help you at all!” Xiao Yuan said as he adjusted his glasses.

“No, actually I’m not interested at all,” Jiang Cheng said, raising his hand, then waved his hand, his face full of indifference, “It’s just a pet, go to the street and just pull a homeless man and put him in a puppet costume. Is it? Anyway, the IQ of the wig can’t tell the difference at all.”

“It makes sense.” Yin Shi also nodded and said.

“It’s not a wig, it’s Gui! How can that kind of thing be replaced casually! My Elizabeth!” Gui stood up and shouted with tears on his face. The voice was so moving, empathetic, touching, and deeply emotional.

“You who can’t even tell the difference between grapes and grapes, what qualifications do you have to say a word?” Jiang Cheng scratched his ears and said casually again.

“Are you underestimating me?!” Gui roared, “There’s no difference in that kind of thing!”

“You are! Are you underestimating grapes and grapes?! Some readers who only like grapes or grapes will definitely want to strangle you!” Jiang Cheng retorted.

“It doesn’t make any difference at all! If you give it to a pet dog, it will kill the pet dog!” As he spoke, Gui painting style, facing the non-existent camera, smiled and reminded, “The audience on the other side of the screen, please remember Alright~ Don’t give your pet dog something like grapes and raisins, it’ll really take your breath away~ The meatball will lose its elasticity~”